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Hey, Wallace.

Is Dad home?

Dad is present and accounted for. What's up?

Hey, Dad.

The Tribune is having this contest for elementary school kids, and I'm going to

enter it. Well, good for you. What kind of a contest?

Journalism. All its reporters from school newspapers get to submit a story,

the best story in the city gets published.

And you know what the first prize is for the kid who wins?

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No, Dad.

The first prize is you get to be editor of the Tribune for a day.

Well, Lana, we're all rooting for you. We know you're going to have the best

story at your school.

I hope so. I just got to beat that snob, Lisa. Why is that so important?

She's always putting me down at school and bragging about how she wins at

everything. And she does.

Well, maybe this time you'll beat her.

You bet I will. My story's going to be the hottest scoop this town has ever

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I haven't figured that out yet.

Arnold, what are you doing up at this hour?

Oh, Dad, I lost it. I had a great idea and you made me forget it. I'm sorry,

you can think of another one. Now, come on. But I can't, Dad.

Tomorrow's the day that our principal picks the best story.

Look at all these ideas I've thrown away.

If I don't have something by tomorrow, Lisa will never let me live it down.

Okay.

Okay, maybe I can help.

Thanks, Dad.

I tried to come up with a good idea, like you said.

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Yeah.

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Oh, by the way, the principal asked me to remind you stories for the tribute

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Arnold, what's wrong?

It's not like you're falling asleep and not paying attention.

I'm sorry, Miss Chung. It's just that I was up all night trying to find stories.

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Well, keep trying. You still have lunch and recess to dash something off.

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I'm dead.

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What's that?

It's an upper.

An upper what?

Just an upper. If you want to stay awake, this will really send you into

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Robbie, I think your brain is in the underdrive.

Where'd you buy it?

Right here at school.

There's a pusher here at PS406.

He's not a pusher. He's just a guy making a few extra bucks.

If he gets caught, he's going to be making a few extra license plates.

Dudley, maybe Robbie's right. I mean, what's wrong with popping a pill now and

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Robbie, I'm going to need a few more of those pills.

I'm under a lot of pressure.

Could you introduce me to your contact? I need to see him right away.

Well, don't worry. I won't rat on you and get you into trouble.

Promise? I promise.

May I be barred from all the golden arches in town?

Man, that's saying a lot.

Well, okay. I'll set up a meeting for you. Thanks.

Arnold, I can't believe you're going to buy some drugs.

Do you think I'm crazy?

I'm just going to set up a contact and get all the facts from my big story.

Oh.

What big story?

For the contest.

It's the type of important story my dad said I should go for. I can't believe

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I guess this is the place where Robbie said the pusher would meet us.

What am I doing here?

The same as me, shaking.

What does a drug pusher look like anyway?

You know, probably a big mean looking dude with a scar.

Let's keep our eyes open for any suspicious looking characters.

Hi.

Who are you?

Robbie said to meet you here.

It's him, Scarface.

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Look, what kind of pills do you want?

I don't have a lot of time.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

What kind of pills do you have?

I got red devils, yellow jackets, and goofballs.

Nice selection.

You saw a lot of them around school?

Enough.

What do the red ones and the yellow ones do?

Well, one takes you up and the other brings you down.

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If you just want something that'll keep you happy, try these.

How much?

Twelve bucks.

That'll make you a lot happier than it'll make me.

Where do you get these pills from?

From my brother in high school.

Do you want them or not?

Sure.

Oh, darn.

I left my money at home.

Do you take credit cards?

Are you kidding me?

Cash on the line.

Well, uh, we'll have to get back to you.

Forget it.

You guys are total flakes.

Oh, man.

This is going to be a great story. I've got to get the details down right away.

Man, you're going to put a lid off this school.

Bye, Arnold.

See you later, Arnold. Check you later, darling. Bye, Arnold.

Still looking in vain for a story, Arnold?

No. Well, don't give up. You've still got a whole three minutes.

For your information, Miss High Nose, I have already turned in my

story to Mr. Langford, and right now I am composing my... My acceptance speech.

Your acceptance speech?

You make me laugh.

Ha!

Well, then how does this grab you?

In this, my hour of triumph, I would like to thank all the little people who

made it possible.

And there's no one littler than Lisa Hayden.

Whose little brain and little talent were a little match for my... big

story. Ha!

Ha!

Arnold, you have to stop deluding yourself.

It'll only make it worse if my story wins first prize and yours ends up on

bottom of a birdcage.

Arnold, I'd like to have a word with you about this story you submitted for the

contest. See there? The principal came here to personally congratulate me.

It would be my most

Lisa, would you mind waiting outside?

No, I wanted to hear this, if you don't mind.

Oh, Arnold, this story of yours gives me great pause.

Is that good or bad?

It's not good.

Lisa, would you mind waiting outside?

It would be my most humble pleasure.

Arnold, this is a serious charge.

Now, what makes you think they're drugged in this school?

I know someone who bought drugs at the school.

Who?

Well, I can't tell you.

Well, who sold it to them?

I can't tell you. Is it anybody you know?

I can't tell you. Well, what can you tell me?

I can't tell you.

I think I know why you can't tell me.

You made up this entire story just to win the contest.

Did you do that, Arnold?

No, ma 'am. Honest.

It's just that I can't name names, Mr. Langford. A good reporter never reveals

the sources.

Especially since there aren't any.

Now, I know this goes on in some high schools, but not here.

I have no reason to believe any of this. Mr.

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It's just a pack of lies.

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It's about Arnold.

We did that.

Arnold Jackson, a sixth grade student at PS406, has written a story entitled, My

School is Lousy with Drug.

His principal denied the charges and refused to enter Jackson's story in the

Tribune -sponsored contest.

Is there censorship here? Is the principal covering up?

Turn to page nine.

Arnold, I'd like to know more about this.

Oh, hi.

Turn to page nine.

No, I mean, how did the newspaper get this story?

Arnold took it to them yesterday after school.

He was mad because Mr. Lankford wouldn't enter in that content.

Wait a minute. How come you two know about this and I don't?

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Arnold, how do you know that there are drugs in the school? Now, according to

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But it's not made up. I'm not someone who bought the drugs at school.

Who?

I can't tell you.

Well, I can tell you something. I'm trying very hard to believe you, but

not easy.

But it is true.

It's just that, well, a friend of mine is involved, and I promised not to

mention his name.

Dad, blowing the whistle on a friend is the lowest thing you can do.

I don't agree. We're talking about drugs here. That is right.

I'm going to go to school with you this morning, and we're going to have a

little talk with Mr. Langford. Oh, but Dad, you can't do this to me. If I rat

my friends, it's going to destroy my credibility.

Not to mention my nose.

I'll get it.

Mr. Drummond?

That's right.

I hope I'm not disturbing you. I'm Nancy Reagan.

Yes, you certainly are.

Welcome to our building.

Thank you.

Forgive me for dropping in on you like this, but, you know, sometimes it's a

little less complicated if I show up without any fanfare, and these gentlemen

prefer it, too.

Oh, I understand.

Well, here I am.

Right. Here you are.

Would it be all right if I come in? Oh, I'm sorry.

Please do.

Please, forgive me.

How did you find my address?

FBI? CIA?

Phone book.

That's good, too.

Miss Reagan, I'd like to introduce my family. This is Kimberly, my daughter,

my two sons, Willis and Arnold. Hi.

Hi. Well, shouldn't we bow or something?

No, I think a handshake will do.

Hi, Harlow.

Hello. Hi.

Could we offer you some coffee or some tea?

Or some jelly beans?

No, thanks.

I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here.

Well, we don't like to pry.

Oh, Mrs. Reagan, I'd like to introduce our housekeeper. This is... Pearl.

Pearl Gallagher. Mrs. Reagan.

to see you. The last time was, let's see, at the barbecue in Washington.

And the ribs were overdone. No.

Hey, we got celebrity housekeeping.

You bet.

The last time we saw each other in Washington, they said, who's that lady

Pearl Gallagher?

Mrs. Reagan, I didn't know that you knew Mr. Drummond. I don't.

I'm really here to see Arnold.

Who's talking about Mrs. Reagan?

Well, I happen to be here in New York, and I saw that story about you in the

paper, Arnold.

You know, I'm very concerned about drug abuse, especially among the young, and I

was very impressed at the way that you spoke out.

Oh, it's nothing any other fearless journalist dedicated to the truth

do.

I'm afraid that Arnold's principal believes he's lying.

Yes, so I read.

Arnold doesn't want to snitch on his friends, Mrs. Reagan.

But I think he should. This is important.

Actually, I'm going to go to school with Arnold this morning and see if we can

straighten this thing out.

Could I come too?

Well, of course. We'd be honored.

And I'd be relieved.

If I said you just showed up at the house, those kids would think I'm a

liar than they already think I am.

Hello?

Hi. Yes, she is. Just a minute.

It's for you, Mrs. Reagan.

It's the White House. Oh, if you like privacy, we'll get out of your way. No,

no, no, no, no. That's all right.

It's the White House.

Maybe it's Ronnie.

Yes, put him on.

Hello, dear.

No, I won't be home till tomorrow morning.

Okay?

Miss you.

Love you.

Now, if I can say it in front of strangers, you can say it in front of

'Neill.

That's better.

Okay, bye, dear.

Takes a little toasting, but it's worth it.

Miss Chung, is Arnold Jackson here yet?

Uh, no, he isn't.

There's no end to that boy.

Have you read the story in the morning paper?

Yes, I'm afraid I have.

Arnold is in a lot of trouble.

Good morning, everybody.

Oh, there you are.

I would like for you all to meet someone.

Mr. Langford, Miss Chung, classmates.

I would like for you all to meet my good friend, Mrs. Nancy Reagan.

Morning. Good morning.

Hello.

And of course, you know my dad, who's also a good friend of mine.

those are secret service men.

And they're not listening to the ball game.

Mr. Langford, I know that Arnold's story has caused you some problem, but I want

you to know that it's not like my son to lie.

That's right.

And I won't go on the Anthony Bailey show to prove it.

Mr. Langford, would you mind if I talk to the children?

Whatever you'd like, ma 'am.

Hi. Hi.

I want you to know that I'm here because I saw Arnold's story in the paper, and

it has me very concerned.

May I ask you a few questions?

Sure. How many of you have heard about the drug problem in our schools?

How do you feel about drugs?

Yes?

Well, I think drugs are disgusting, and I'd never take them. My name is Lisa,

and I'm a Republican.

you, Lisa.

I have a hunch the Democrats are against drugs, too.

Has anyone ever tried to sell you children drugs?

You know, nothing could be more important than for you to speak up right

This is something that could really affect your whole future.

Well, I'm not surprised.

This is incredible.

I had no idea.

Have any of you children ever experimented with drugs?

You know, I've spent many hours with children who've gotten involved with

They start at your age, even younger, and they're all tragic stories of kids

with great potential whose lives were ruined.

Yes? Well, aren't some drugs okay?

Like I heard pot won't hurt you.

Let me tell you a true story about a boy we'll call Charlie.

He was only 14, and he was burned out on marijuana.

He was in a stupor of permanent days.

And one day, when his little sister wouldn't steal some money for him to go

buy some more drugs, he brutally beat her.

The real truth is, there's no such thing as soft drugs or hard drugs.

All drugs are dumb.

And if you're involved in them, please, talk to your parents, your teacher,

whoever.

But don't end up another Charlie.

Mrs. Reagan, I guess there's something I should say.

I've tried drugs a few times.

Thank you.

That took as much courage as it did for Arnold to write his story.

Thanks for not snitching on me, Arnold.

And thanks for getting me off the hook, Robbie.

This is a big win for the little gipper.

Surely Robbie isn't alone.

Hasn't anybody else done a little experimenting?

Arnold, I think I owe you an apology.

I guess I was just closing my eyes to something I didn't want to see.

Maybe we should all open our eyes a little wider, Mr. Langford.

This has certainly been a revelation to me, Mrs. Reagan.

I think it would be a good idea to let all the parents know what's going on.

And not to mention the police if there are drugs being stolen in my school.

I'm so proud of all of you.

And I know you won't forget any of the things that we said here today.

Miss Reagan, can I please shake your hand? Of course you may.

Me too!

Hold it, hold it.

One at a time. Gee whiz.

Don't crowd my friend here.

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