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There's no way I'm going out with that guy.

Is there a problem? No problem.

Just a little misunderstanding.

Misunderstanding? Y 'all must be out your mind. Nothing in the world can make

go out with that freak.

Jodi, remember, you owe me big time.

And the most horrible thing I can think of is him.

Hey. Gary, you can't be serious.

Have her home early.

I picked this for you.

I don't want to hear about anything you picked, booger.

Aw, they really do make a nice couple.

You know what?

Things have really been looking up since you've been back.

Yeah, I'd say today.

Now it's time to pay.

There you go.

Do you think because I'm little I can't count?

We said $20.

Give it up. All right, little man.

Growing up smart, just like your big brother.

Go shot it.

It's your birthday. We gon' party like it's your birthday. Stop and test, stop,

but we're on set. So I'm walking for a tip -off kid with my own TV show. Woo!

Everybody's dancing, shake it like that.

You doing good at school, work it like that.

We love Romeo, holla back, cause Nickelodeon's where I'm at.

Okay. Hey, go, watch it, go.

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Hi,

Pearl. Hi, King. How'd you go today? Great. Wonderful.

Oh, they're really turning the work out, Pearl. They're great.

These kids have taken to my business like a duck takes to water. Well,

personally, I am one tired duck.

My tail feathers are dragging.

Stop complaining, Arnold.

I'm not complaining.

It's just that all day long, it's Arnold go for this, Arnold go for that.

I was so busy going, I never got a chance to go.

Well, listen, I'm really proud of you. As a matter of fact, I'm going to give

all of you a raise.

A raise?

I thought that would perk up your tail feathers.

Aw, thanks, Dad. You're my kind of boss.

You're my kind, too. Does that offer extend to the household help?

Well, as a matter of fact, Pearl, no way.

Thanks. Oh, Kimberly, I almost forgot.

You got a call from an employment agency. The number's by the phone.

Thanks, bro.

An employment agency? What's that all about, Kimberly?

Well, Daddy, I was going to tell you about it tonight, but, uh, well, I'm

thinking of getting another job.

What? And quit my company?

Yeah. Why would you want to do that?

Kimberly, that's a terrible thing to do.

Can I have her raise?

Kimberly, I don't understand.

Aren't you happy working for me?

Yeah, what could be better than working for Dad?

You've got it made.

That's the whole point, Willis. I don't want everything handed to me on a silver

platter. I'll never know if I'm doing well or if I'm just getting by because

the boss's daughter.

If you really want to know, I can tell you.

I'm serious, Arnold. I want to do something on my own. I want to get out

taste life as it really is.

Well, Arnold and I did plenty of tasting when we... lived in harlem and i don't

want a second helping me neither i plan to make it to the top the easy way i'm

gonna start there dad you understand what i mean don't you yes i think i

do apparently you've given this a lot of thought and if you really think you

need to try it well i won't stand in your way as a matter of fact i admire

for it you have my blessing dad thanks you're wonderful

I wasn't sure how you'd take it. Well, I'm a modern parent. I try to be broad

-minded. And besides, I'll be saving a salary.

Oh, I better call this agency back. Well, Kimberly, what kind of job are you

going to get?

Well, I asked them for something in a nice boutique or maybe a gift shop. Oh,

hello? Yes, this is Kimberly Drummond returning your call.

Yes.

You got a job for me? Well, that's great.

Where?

The hula hut.

What's that?

In Angoochies.

Well, can I think about it?

Okay, I'll call back. Thanks. Bye.

Who wants to work in a fast food joint?

Too rough for you, huh?

You want to taste life, but you want it to be sweet.

That's not true, Willis.

Then why don't you take the job, Miss Freed Independent?

I bet you wouldn't last a week as a waitress.

That's right. You'd probably faint at the sight of a dead onion ring.

All right, wise guys, I'll show you.

Ah, Kimberly, you don't have to prove anything to us.

Maybe I want to prove it to myself. I'll take that job.

That's great.

I remember the place is perfect for you. You're always sitting on your buns.

Thank you very much.

Hey, Julio, why don't you thought some wiki -wiki dogs before the lunch crowd

rolls in? Hey, wiki -wiki coming up quickie -quickie.

And bring out a load of Kamehameha mayonnaise.

Look at you.

Princess Papooli has plenty of papaya.

I hope it looks all right, Brian. It is a little tight.

Only where it should be.

Well, what would you like me to do?

Don't move.

I want to remember you like this always.

With the moon shining in your hair and the gentle trade winds blowing kitchen

grease into your face.

I'll bet you say that to all the native girls.

No.

None of the other natives ever made me this referee.

Here.

For luck.

Thanks, friend.

I... It's an old Hawaiian custom.

Hey, your shoulder bow isn't tied quite right.

Oh?

Mmm, I love your perfume.

I'm not wearing any.

Then I love your skin.

And don't tell me you're not wearing any.

a table of french fry or something.

Don't interrupt the boss while he's working.

Oh, look at this poor plant. Oh, gosh, I'd better water it.

It's plastic.

Well, maybe I should go out and buy a real one.

Hey, relax.

Come on. Be nice.

I can make things real easy for you around here.

Brian, I don't want it to be easy. I just want to be treated like a regular

employee, and that's all.

Come on, Kimberly.

Brian, come on. Control yourself. This is a hula hut.

Right. And it takes two to hula.

business, Julio? Look, man, I don't know why she took this job in the first

place. She sure doesn't need it. What do you mean?

I mean she's loaded.

Her father owns a big corporation.

How do you know that?

I was talking to her earlier.

I mean, didn't you see the address on her application?

She lives on Park Avenue.

Park Avenue?

Really?

That is one wealthy wahine.

Look who I met in the lobby. Miss Hula Hut.

Kimberly, what are you doing at home? I thought you were working. She couldn't

take it. She quit.

Quit? What happened, honey? She squirted ketchup into the manager's face.

Good thing she quit. A few more days of that and she would have been fired

anyway.

Honey, what in the world would make you do a thing like that? He was hitting on

her and he tried to kiss her.

Willis, do you mind? I can speak for myself.

He started hitting on me and then he tried to kiss me.

Well, we know that, but what else did he do?

Looks like he tore off half her clothes.

Honey, I know you're only working part -time, but couldn't they give you a

outfit?

Oh, I think she looks real cute.

Oh, Kimberly, I wish I had a figure like yours.

Or like yours, Mr. Drummond.

Kimberly, come and sit down over here and tell me exactly what happened.

Well, Daddy, at first I liked Brian. That's the boss.

He seems so nice, and he's such a fox.

And then all of a sudden, he turns into an octopus.

Well, it sounds as if you handle it pretty well, honey.

But if that ever happens again, don't throw ketchup.

Use Tabasco sauce.

Excuse me, sir.

Are you by any chance Mr.

Drummond? Yes, by every chance. What can I do for you?

Don't worry about your sarong. You'll get it back. I'm sure you need it for

next unsuspecting maiden you sacrifice to the god of lech.

Kimberly, this is the guy who was hitting on you? Yes.

Young man, I think you owe my daughter an apology.

Your behavior was way out of line.

Yeah, she says you're all hands and puckers, sucker.

Look, I understand how you all feel.

Especially you, Kimberly.

I came to apologize.

I can't begin to tell you how awful I feel about this.

I mean it. I'm really sorry. I acted like a complete fool.

You probably had a lot of practice.

He's trying to apologize. Let's give him a chance.

Young man, keep apologizing.

Kimberly, keep listening. I'll keep working.

Kimberly, I don't know what to say.

There's no excuse for coming on to you like that.

Oh, really?

Don't you think I'm attractive?

That's the problem.

You're too darn attractive.

Especially in that outfit.

I got a little carried away and made a real jerk of myself.

I'll say one thing for him. He's an honest jerk.

Kimberly, would you please accept these?

Roses. And they're not plastic.

She's not going to fall for that old gimmick.

Oh, thank you, Brian.

She's going to fall for it.

Oh, these are just beautiful. This is really thoughtful of you.

It's the least I can do.

Will you come back to work?

Well, I guess I should give you another chance.

Not so fast, Kimberly.

Excuse me.

Now, uh, look, Brian, flowers alone ain't gonna do it, my man.

Offer her a raise and you might have a little deal here.

If that's what it takes, she's got it. Now you're talking.

Kimberly, you can go back to work.

Thanks, Arnold.

Don't mention it. And don't forget my 10%. Look, Brian,

you better not start hitting on her again or somebody might hit on you.

Don't worry.

I've learned my lesson.

Good. Oh, by the way, Arnold, I've got some coupons here for some free burgers

and stuff at the hula hut.

Would you like them?

What I like free hamburgers.

Kimberly, I think you've totally misjudged this lovely person.

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By the way, boss, I forgot to tell you. Jane called.

She sounded pretty mad.

That's her problem.

Kimberly, got a second?

Oh, sure.

I've got something for you. What is it?

Open it.

Brian, a bracelet. It's beautiful.

What's the occasion?

It's our first anniversary.

We've been dating one week today.

One week?

Seven hours and 42 minutes.

Approximately.

It's okay, boss.

I'll take his order. See you got your hands full.

Will it be?

Someday I'd like to buy you a really nice present.

That is, if I earn enough money.

You will.

I hope you're right.

I don't want to get stuck in a place like this for the rest of my life. I

to get someplace.

But you need a little luck, not to mention connections.

Well, hey, you know, Brian, I was just thinking, my dad's always looking for

bright young men for his executive training program.

Would you be interested in something like that? Would I?

But I couldn't ask you to do that for me.

Why not?

Daddy thinks a lot of you.

Besides, what are friends for?

Especially close friends.

I'd say very close friends.

Julio, cover for her.

We're going out for a bite to eat.

Man, what's the matter with the food here?

That was a dumb question.

Aloha!

Hey, aloha and a homa homa nuka nuka and have I eat to you.

I want to collect on these free coupons. Sure, what'll it be?

Uh, what's an eruption burger?

Well, it's like a volcano burger, but if you don't eat it fast, the bun

dissolves.

Great. I'll take two.

Oh, hi, Jane.

Okay, where is that rat?

What rat?

Come on, Julio, you know who I'm talking about.

Oh, that rat.

He just went to pick up some supplies.

Well, when he gets back, you tell him that I want to see him.

He's been avoiding me all week long, and I'm not going to put up with it.

I told him you were here.

I got him this job, and I can get him fired. All I have to do is speak to my

father. You tell him that when he gets back. Got it?

Got it.

Boy, she's really burning, and she hasn't even tasted the food.

What's her problem?

Well, you see, the boss is dropping her because he found this Park Avenue cutie

with a Richard daddy.

It's goodbye, Jane.

Hello, Kimberly.

Oh, Willis, I've been waiting for you for an hour. Where have you been?

Playing basketball.

You should have seen me, Arnold, man. I had moves that made Dr. J look like a

nurse.

Willis, Willis, I gotta talk to you.

Wait a minute, Arnold.

Here. Later, man. I gotta shower and pick Charlene up for a movie. Willis,

is an emergency.

Alright. Hey, little brother, what's the problem?

Well, it's that Brian's nothing but a gold digger, and he's using Kimberly to

shovel his way into Dad's wallet.

Are you sure?

Am I sure?

Do you think you're good -looking?

You're sure.

Well, we've got to tell Kimberly.

I know we should, but I don't think she'll believe it.

Why not?

You don't understand women.

See, when a girl's hung up on a guy, he can be the biggest boss in the world,

and she'd still think he was wonderful.

Then Charlene must think you're a saint.

Oh, Pearl, did you find those cufflinks I was looking for?

Oh, they're right here, Mr. Grimm. Oh, good.

Hi, Daddy. Oh, you look very handsome.

Oh, thanks.

I'm all showered and powdered and smelling sweet.

Your date will be all over you, Daddy.

I hope not. I hardly know Mr. Yamashiro.

I'm going. Good night, honey. Good night, Daddy. Oh, Daddy, wait. Can I

you? I want to take a minute. Sure, what's up?

It's about Brian.

The Burger Tycoon.

What's the problem? Don't tell me you two are in a pickle.

That was awful, Daddy.

You know, Brian is a good worker. Very intelligent. And one day he'd make a

great executive.

All he needs is some training.

Now let me take one wild guess.

Are you hinting that I ought to put him into my executive training program?

Why, Daddy, the thought never entered my mind.

But it's a great idea.

Well, from what I've seen of Brian, I think he'd be an asset to the program

having called me Monday.

Oh, Dad, thanks. You're wonderful.

That's a burden I've learned to live with.

Bye, Daddy.

Have a nice night.

Okay.

Kimberly, we've got to talk to you. Sure, what about?

You tell her, Willis, breaking hearts is your specialty.

You tell her, you're the one who heard it.

Heard what? Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Well, uh, you're... Your boyfriend, Brian, I found out he's just using you

get into Dad's company.

Oh, Arnold, that's ridiculous. He wouldn't do such a thing. Besides, his

into Dad's company was my idea.

I bet he just made it look like it was your idea.

And this isn't the first time he's done this to a girl.

That's how he got the job at the hula hood, by dating the owner's daughter.

That man is nothing but a two -bit gigolo.

Oh, I don't believe that, Arnold.

Oh, you better. Arnold saw her. And her name is Jane.

Well, so what if he went with another girl once? He's going with me now. I

want to hear any more.

I told you she wouldn't believe it.

You're right, Willis. I don't understand women. And I've read everything I can

get my hands on.

Business is pretty slow today, huh, boy?

Who cares?

I won't have to worry about it much longer.

That's right. Moving up to Park Avenue, right?

You better believe it.

I'll be shedding this Hawaiian monkey suit pretty soon. Goodbye, Don Ho.

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Hi.

Hi, honey.

What's the matter?

Uh, Brian, there's something bothering me.

What's that?

Who's Jane?

Jane? I think I'll go suck on a pineapple.

Jane's just a friend.

That's all?

Well, we dated a couple of times, but nothing serious.

Anyway, that's all over now.

How did you know about Jane?

I heard she was in here looking for you.

Yeah, that's what Julio told me.

I guess she's still trying to hang on.

She'll get over it.

Are you sure she still doesn't mean anything to you?

Listen, there's only room for one girl in my life, and she's in my arms right

now. Oh, Brian, I'm so glad.

Hey, there's something I have to tell you.

I'm afraid my father's company has canceled his executive training program.

Canceled it?

Yeah, I'm afraid there's no way I can get you in the company now.

But I thought it was a sure thing.

Yeah, so did I. But with business as bad as it is, we're cutting back on things.

Boy, this is really a letdown.

Well, Brian, look on the bright side. You still have me and your job here at

hula hut, right?

Yeah, right.

Listen.

I guess there's something I should tell you, too.

It's not quite over between me and Jane.

And, well, she just might come in here and cause a scene and, well, I wouldn't

want to embarrass you or anything like that.

So maybe we should just, you know, cool it for a while.

You understand, don't you?

Yeah, Brian.

I understand.

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Well, honey, you really shouldn't blame yourself for this.

Oh, Daddy, I just feel so foolish letting him use me like that. How could

been so naive and stupid?

You didn't mean to. You were just being yourself.

You know what I mean.

Look, he had us fooled, too. That's right, including me, and I consider

to be a pretty good judge of character.

There was always something I didn't like about that low -down varmint.

Kimberly, I know what you're going through, but you know, these things do

happen. It's part of life.

It feels bad right now, but you'll get over it. I know I will, Daddy.

I'll tell you what.

You've still got your job at my company.

Forget all about that. Everything will be the way it was before.

Oh, Dad, I can't come back to your company now.

Well, I can't let one bad experience stop me. I've got to keep trying to make

on my own.

I was hoping you'd say that, but I had to make the offer anyway.

Well, I'm sadder, but a lot wiser about guys like Brian.

Yeah, that low -down, dirty, rotten, two -faced, two -timer.

The nerve of him trying to buy my love with these crummy coupons.

Are you going to tear them up, Arnold?

No, but when I'm eating those free hamburgers, my heart won't be in it.

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