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to the beat of just one drum. What might
be right for you may not be right for
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some. One man is born.
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He's a man of needs.
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Then along come two.
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They got nothing but their genes, but
they got different strokes and takes,
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different strokes and takes, different
strokes to move the world.
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Everybody's got a special kind of story.
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Everybody finds a way to shine.
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We don't matter that you got not a lot.
So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have
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yours, and I'll have mine.
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And together we'll be fine.
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It takes different strokes to move the
world. Yes, it does. It takes different
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strokes to move the world.
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And in conclusion, my fellow students,
let me say that a vote for Arnold
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as class president is a vote of...
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people.
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You're supposed to be my campaign
manager.
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Well, didn't I get you that bullhorn so
you can sling all that bull?
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And what about you, Robbie? I'm doing my
job. I'm in charge of crowd control.
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That's the point, guys.
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All of the crowd is over there listening
to Lisa.
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And lastly, let me say that my only wish
is to serve you. And if elected, my
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door is always open.
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the election isn't today, Arnold.
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I know. I'd only get three votes.
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You, me, and Dudley. And I'm not that
sure about you and Dudley.
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Liz, how's the campaign going?
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Oh, it's going.
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Going? It's almost gone.
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Is there a problem?
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I'll level with you, Miss Chung.
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Everything's going wrong.
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I gave a 50 cents a plate luncheon and
nobody showed up. And Robbie here, my
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in charge of dirty tricks, can't think
of any.
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really ashamed.
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I'm sorry. I wish I could help.
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You can.
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Tell the kids to vote for me or you'll
flunk them.
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That could be our first dirty trick.
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I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible,
boys.
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But I'll give you a little tip.
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Sometimes a candidate can turn the tide
by having a debate with his opponent.
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You mean a debate can turn a loser into
a winner?
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Oh, yes. Many a loser has been elected
president.
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Give it some thought, Arnold.
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Thanks, Miss Chung.
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Okay.
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You hear that, guys?
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A debate. What do you think?
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I think you should concede now and avoid
the embarrassment.
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Motives. Everybody's got one.
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Treachery. Payback.
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And betrayal.
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Tomorrow at 8. Welcome to the game. It's
a BET Black Book to movie premiere.
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Motive 2.
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Retribution.
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Tomorrow at 8.
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I wasn't really doing much. It was just
work. Work just to pay bills. I wanted a
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career. I wanted a better future. I
needed a change. And I said, you know
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Enough is enough. So I decided to come
to Everest.
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Everest. Everest.
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I went to Everest. Everest. Everest. I
checked out Everest.
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They changed my life. You can change
your life too. Everest makes it easy for
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you. It starts with one call to Everest.
When you come in, there's a support
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group already set. They teach you
everything step by step. Hands -on,
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tools of the trade. Every step of the
way, they are there with you. They help
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you with everything. Everything we
needed to know, everything that was
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was able to grow. These are the people
that believe in me. You can get here and
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do amazing things.
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And leave here to do amazing things.
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I have a career.
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I have good pay and I could support my
daughter. It's a better future for me. I
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accomplished something. Everything
happens so fast.
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I get to live a life now.
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Stress Creek.
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Fair life. If they can do it, you can do
it. No more excuses.
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It's time to do this. Pick up the phone
and get on the road to a better future.
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Don't wait. Call Everson now. You know
you want to call.
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So call 1 -800 -979 -1369.
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Nobody shakes it like Kool -Aid. Oh,
yeah.
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Do you know what today is?
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Of course I do.
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Did you get me a present?
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No, I didn't. Flowers?
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No. A card?
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No.
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But I meant to.
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You meant to.
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I did. I really thought about it. If
only it really was the thought that
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I love you.
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Fortunately, Walgreens has thousands of
locations, many open 24 hours, with the
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Hallmark cards and gift wrap you need
for any occasion.
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The game's on the line, and you're
looking at a full count with .2 seconds
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on the shot clock. The last thing you
need to be worried about is your
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deodorant. That's why I use Old Spice.
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Old Spice, the bare knuckle, great arm
tackle, heavyweight deodorant that gives
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the best game -setting match, high
-stepping, sudden -death, double
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performance in the pit fight against
Odor.
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Thanks. From Odor.
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Thanks, Old Spice.
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Okay, so what do you need, Michael?
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Don't ask me to stick his tongue out. No
tall jokes.
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The shirt's really soft, but don't touch
it. Don't rub his head. You getting all
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this? Yeah, man.
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Awesome, let's do it.
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Goodness, you're so soft. Is it the
shirt? Hold on, hold on.
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Oh, yes. The Comfort Soft undershirt.
They're soft, then there's Comfort Soft.
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Only from Hanes. You want to let go?
Okay. Okay, Michael.
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Critics are wild about The Forbidden
Kingdom.
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Very good. The New York Times says it's
dazzling.
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Great humor.
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Great fun.
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Jackie Chan and Jet Li are at the top of
their game.
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The Forbidden Kingdom, rated PG -13. Now
playing.
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It'll be a miracle.
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Arnold, what do you think of this?
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You're giving me candy?
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There's got to be a catch.
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I made a whole bunch of them for you to
take to school and pass out. And there's
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a paper inside and it says, vote for
Arnold Jackson, a sweet guy.
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Thanks, Pearl.
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Those are terrific.
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You're welcome. Just don't eat them
yourself.
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The idea is for you to get both, not
cavities.
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There's a tennis match coming on
television this afternoon I wanted to
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played hooky.
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That's my kind of dad.
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Hey, Dad, maybe you can help me with my
speech.
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It's not going too good.
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Oh, really?
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What seems to be the problem, Arnold?
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Well, I got so steamed with Lisa that I
challenged her to a debate.
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She thinks she's such hot stuff.
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I just gotta beat her. I'll do anything
to win that election. Just anything.
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Arnold, calm down.
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You're starting to sound like a real
politician.
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afternoon on my opening statement, but I
just don't think it's strong enough.
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Let me hear it.
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My fellow classmate, it would be very
easy for me to stand here and say nasty
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things about my opponent, so I will.
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Lisa Hayes is a double -talking,
scheming, no -good schnook.
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I'd say that's strong enough.
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Thank you.
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You know, Arnold, in politics, I'm
afraid what you're doing is called
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mudslinging. Well, of course.
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I'm trying to run this like a real
campaign.
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I was hoping you'd have higher standards
than that.
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I think you should concentrate less on
your opponent's bad qualities and more
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your own good qualities.
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Now you're really making it tough.
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Dad, there's got to be an easier way.
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You're rich. What? can't you just buy
the election?
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I'm surprised at you.
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I can't buy you an election.
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Well, how about running it? I only want
it for a semester.
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Hi. Here come the Park Avenue paparazzi.
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Hey, Daddy, Willis and I are entering in
a student's photography contest, and
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the winning picture gets printed in the
newspaper.
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That's terrific. Well, I'll be pulling
for both of you. And also, first prize
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300 big, fat, juicy dollars.
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Three?
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Maybe I ought to enter that great
picture I took of Willis.
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Which picture?
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I call it Tonsils While Snoring.
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That scene from Upper Bump.
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It took a steady hand because the room
was vibrating at the time.
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Sorry, Arnold, but this contest is for
high school students only.
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That's okay, Arnold. You're going to
have your handful preparing for the
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election. Yeah, I ought to concentrate
on one failure at a time.
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Oh, don't give up so easily.
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Get Kimberly or Willis to take a picture
of you for a campaign poster and prove
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your image.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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A picture.
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Something that captures my outstanding
qualities of strength and leadership.
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Not to mention your underlying humility.
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Hey, I'll be glad to take a picture of
you. How about right now?
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Thanks, sis. Just give me a chance to
shower and wash my hair.
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Maybe if I fluff it up with a blow
dryer, it'll increase my image a couple
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inches.
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Hey, Dad, how about me taking a couple
of shots of you?
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Oh, some of the time, Willis.
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There's a tennis match coming up I don't
want to miss.
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Oh, but Dad, that's Pierre Americana,
head of the family watching sports on
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Oh, what's another picture of your old
man? Forget it.
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I thought it became how good I might
have entered in that contest.
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I better put my tie on.
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Just sit there while I focus.
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No, no, wait. Wait a minute. What about
my wrinkles?
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Don't worry about them, Dad. They'll
show up just fine.
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I'll fix them in the developing. Good.
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If you don't accentuate my positive,
I'll eliminate your negative.
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Lovely.
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I like that shot.
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Boy, man of distinction.
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Boy,
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you know, Dad, you really do get it.
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Very good. The New York Times says it's
dazzling.
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Great humor.
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Great fun.
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Jackie Chan and Jet Li are at the top of
their game.
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The Forbidden Kingdom, rated PG -13.
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I have this recurring nightmare of being
poked with a wire over and over and
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over again. A bra that goes nip -nip and
then leaves all that flesh out. You
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know, when the muffin has got the top
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a bra on.
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Smooth, lift, yummy, and it's
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Gravity is no longer my enemy, but
brownies are.
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Playtech. Who knows you like we do?
Thanks, Playtech.
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Keisha's shopping spree. No one has
money to pay for this. And the little
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things. My mommy and my daddy's job.
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These are the days of the dirty dirt. I
am a go -go dancer.
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I love attention.
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Dripper. What are we going to do? I'm
going to sit there and laugh.
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Does your mama know you're a go -go
dancer?
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Anything a lady can do after midnight,
she can do before midnight.
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And every night is going to be
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In closing, I'd just like to remind you
that my opponent, Arnold Jackson, is the
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in candidate.
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inexperienced, inadequate, and
incapable.
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Thank you, Lisa.
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All right, that's it for the closing
statements from our candidates. Now the
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debate is open to questions from you
students.
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This is where we really stick it to
Lisa. Right.
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Dudley, do you have a question?
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Yes, ma 'am. This question is for Lisa.
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Do you think it's fair for one student
to be as greedy as a pig and want to be
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president every year and not let anybody
else have a chance?
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Yes. Next question.
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Do you have anything to say about that?
I'm glad you asked me.
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Greed has no place in this school except
maybe in the cafeteria.
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If Lisa Hayes is elected president of
the sixth grade, she'll go on to be
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president of the seventh grade.
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in the fifth grade.
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I'll put you down, Arnold.
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No demonstrations, please.
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I'm afraid we only have time for one
more question, then recess is over.
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I have a question for Lisa. Go ahead,
Robbie. How do you feel about these
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recesses?
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Well, I think the teachers know what's
best for us, and I agree that a short
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recess gives us more time to study.
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I'd sure like to rebut that one.
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Go ahead, Arnold.
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For Lisa to stand here and talk about
more time to study clearly shows that
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she is the out candidate.
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She is out of her mind.
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Well, I guess that's the end of the
debate, kids. I'll see you all in class.
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Great, Arnold.
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I think maybe you got a good chance to
get elected tomorrow.
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You really think I'm gaining?
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Yeah, I can tell. This time they didn't
throw anything.
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It's awfully quiet in here. I guess
Arnold isn't home yet. Not yet, Mr.
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Drummond. He's probably out in the park
looking for votes. You know, the
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grassroots candidates.
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Did you hear that? Park.
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Grassroots.
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I wasn't even trying to be funny.
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You succeeded.
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Hello. Hi, Arnold.
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Hi. Pearl, that candy you fixed was a
big deal. My campaign is picking up.
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to hear it.
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And now, all I gotta do is hit him with
a real snappy slogan.
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that they'll never forget.
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Good idea. Let's hear it. How about, if
you want action, vote for Jackson?
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That's simple and to the point.
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Jackson, for action. Yeah.
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Hi. Hey, Jack, remember that picture I
took of you? It got selected for the
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contest. You're kidding.
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No, I mean it.
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That's wonderful.
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Well, I'm very proud to have been the
subject of the picture, but the real
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credit goes to you.
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Hey, we've got two winners in the
family. They also selected one of my
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Good for you.
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That's great.
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Well, congratulations to both. Both of
you. Can we see the pictures?
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Sure. Look, Dad.
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Oh, yes.
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Magna. You look very handsome.
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Willis seems to have captured your
essential nobility.
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Not only that, but you can't even see my
ingrown hair.
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Is anyone interested in seeing my entry?
It's a picture of Arnold.
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Me? You're kidding, no? Oh, yeah, let's
see it. Oh, yeah.
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you were in the shower.
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Now that's what I call charisma.
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Well, it certainly presents a side of
Arnold we don't see.
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I see it all the time. It sleeps right
above me.
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Do you hear that? Do you hear that?
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She's laughing and I'm dying.
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Kim, you invaded my privacy.
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That's a terrible thing to do to
someone.
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Oh, I just couldn't help myself. You
look so cute.
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Kimberly, everybody will see this.
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They'll laugh me out of school, right,
Dad?
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That's right. You'll be the butt of all
their jokes.
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Dad, I may be a kid, but I've got
feelings, too.
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I know, son, and I understand.
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Oh, Dad, he's overreacting. No, I'm not.
This is embarrassing.
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Kimberly, how could you do this to me?
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Oh, Arnold, this picture is perfectly
innocent.
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My photography class thinks it's
adorable.
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You mean you've been showing my buns to
a bunch of strangers?
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Kimberly, that's cakey!
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Come on, Arnold.
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Kimberly, how would you like it if I
took that kind of picture of you?
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Kimberly, in full mood!
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Dad, take that picture to the contest
because I'm really upset about it.
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I can see that you are.
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Kimberly, If it means that much to him,
I think you better withdraw that
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picture. Oh, but Dad... No, no, no, no,
no, I'm serious.
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You have to respect Arnold's feeling.
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Oh, all right.
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Good girl.
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Anyway, I wasn't too thrilled about the
idea of being in a contest where it was
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going to be my face against his behind.
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I'll call my teacher in the morning,
Arnold.
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Oh, no, you're not!
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Hey,
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Pearl, did you get the money and paper
yet? I want to see how the photography
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contest came out. Oh, sorry, I forgot to
get it. Oh, yeah, Willis, well, maybe
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your picture of Dad won a prize.
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I'll get the paper.
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Where's Arnold?
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00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,690
Don't tell me he overslept the day of
his election.
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Oh, no, he's upstairs preparing his
victory speech.
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Before they even vote?
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Isn't he a little too sure of himself?
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I guess he's too young to have heard
about Thomas Dewey.
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00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,519
Who's that?
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He was a guy who was overconfident and
got underelected.
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Here it is.
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Oh, no.
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They put the picture of Arnold in the
paper.
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00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,860
What? The honorable mention.
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00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600
That's terrific.
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00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,180
Oh, Daddy, that's terrible.
421
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,440
Kimberly, I thought you were going to
have that picture withdrawn.
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00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,760
I did. I don't know how this happened.
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00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,700
Doesn't matter. When Harold finds that
out, we're going to... gonna have to
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scrape him off the ceiling.
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00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:16,100
Here he comes. You better get a spatula.
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00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,320
Good morning, everybody.
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00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:20,519
Good morning, Arnold.
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00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,160
Why do you hear my victory speech? It's
gonna knock your socks off.
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00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,580
You better have a seat, Arnold, and hold
on to your socks.
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00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,700
What is that supposed to mean?
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00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,980
Well, uh, I don't exactly know how to
tell you this, but, well, you know that
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picture I took of you with the bear
tush?
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00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,480
Yeah, what about it?
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00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:41,110
in this morning's paper.
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00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:42,810
What you talking about, Kimberly?
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Maybe it's not as bad as you think.
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00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:19,060
I'll bet you the kids in your class
don't even read the morning paper.
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00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:23,180
Paper, paper, get your complimentary
morning paper.
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00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:27,760
There's a wonderful picture of Arnold
Jackson in the view section, and what a
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view it is.
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How could he let this happen?
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00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,340
What's he trying to be?
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The centerfold for Jack and Jill
magazine?
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00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:59,420
I thought maybe some of the kids
wouldn't recognize me.
445
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:03,460
Well, you're not wearing your sunglasses
on the part they'll recognize you.
446
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:07,800
I didn't think it was this bad.
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00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,500
I'm not even going to go to class.
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00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,440
Tell Miss Chung I've gone home sick.
449
00:29:11,860 --> 00:29:13,480
Watch out. Here comes Lisa.
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00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:17,460
Oh, Arnold.
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He's not here. He must have gone home.
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running behind, but I didn't think you'd
use it as your whole platform.
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Go ahead, Lisa. Rub it in.
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Thank you. I will.
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This may be my finest hour.
456
00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:50,630
Well, guys, it looks like my political
career is over with.
457
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,570
They won't have Arnold Jackson to kick
around no more.
458
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:00,820
How's Arnold?
459
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,720
All I know is he said the teacher sent
him home because he was sick and I
460
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,720
thought you should know.
461
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,360
It was like it suddenly came on because
he wasn't sick when he went to school
462
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,640
this morning. He must be taking this
whole thing with a picture much harder
463
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,439
I thought.
464
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,960
Oh, Daddy, by the way, I found out what
happened. When I called and asked him to
465
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,260
take out the picture by Kimberly
Drummond, they goofed and they thought I
466
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:21,500
to take out the Drummond picture.
467
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,700
Oh, then the picture of me didn't really
lose.
468
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,720
Well, if you can get it again next year,
that is if you know what's good for
469
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,720
you.
470
00:30:52,990 --> 00:30:56,070
Arnold, do you think your condition has
anything to do with the election?
471
00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:57,670
Yeah, how did it come out?
472
00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:02,060
Well, I left before they voted, but
who'd vote for a guy who has the most
473
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,160
behind since the Coppertone billboard?
474
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,880
I'll get it.
475
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,820
Hello? Oh, hi, Dudley. Yeah, hold on.
476
00:31:13,220 --> 00:31:14,220
Arnold, it's Dudley.
477
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,140
Another phone call during dinner.
478
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500
Thanks, Kimberly.
479
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,200
Hello?
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