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Different 43 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,420 strokes to move the world. 44 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:29,060 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 45 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,300 Everybody finds a way to shine. 46 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,120 It don't matter that you got not a lot. 47 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:40,410 So what? I'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine. 48 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,670 And together we'll be fine today. 49 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:50,310 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to move the world. 50 00:02:57,519 --> 00:03:01,240 There, 500 ,000 points. You did it, Willis. You broke the record. 51 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:03,800 I didn't think he could do it. Are you kidding? 52 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,040 I'm going to make a million points and beat the machine. 53 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,260 I've been put to the test and I am the best. 54 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,340 There he goes again. Captain Conceited. 55 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:18,020 Oh, you're just jealous, little brother. I'm going to be the all -time champ at 56 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:19,020 space. 57 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,120 Well, it's your one sucker with a head that takes up a lot of space. 58 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 You got to, Arnold. 59 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,660 Sometimes Willis bugs me. He thinks he's so good at everything. 60 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,959 He is. 61 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,040 He's great at sports. 62 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,700 He's president of his class. 63 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,080 He's a terrific dancer. 64 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,980 And he's tall, dark, and handsome. 65 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,720 Well, I'm short, dark, and ticked off. 66 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:50,900 Maybe if I practice real hard, I can beat Willis at this dumb game. 67 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:01,530 The monster's going to suck up his face, man. 68 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:02,890 Oh, no, he won't. 69 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:06,270 Oh, yes, he will. 70 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,690 I don't stink at these games. 71 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,950 Well, look on the bright side, Arnold. You set a record, too. 72 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,950 Yeah? It's the lowest score anybody ever made. 73 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:23,250 Water chestnuts, bamboo shoots, pea pods, pork rinds. Hi. 74 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,090 Hi. It smells yummy. 75 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,530 Oh, I love Chinese. 76 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:31,030 Please, no talking to the cook while the kitchen's in motion. Why does the nurse 77 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:34,330 just lave over a hot stove, Daddy? I am tired of eating out every night. 78 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:38,110 Me too. It'll be nice for a change to have some mediocre food and bad service 79 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,110 right here at home. 80 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,169 Very funny. 81 00:04:41,170 --> 00:04:42,530 How'd you like a sock with a walk? 82 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:43,790 Oh, Daddy. 83 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,070 Can I help you with anything? 84 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,230 No, thank you. Everything is under control. 85 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,050 Maybe I'd better check the oven. Not necessary. 86 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:56,210 When the food is ready, a cook has ways of knowing. 87 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,850 But there's smoke coming out of the oven. 88 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:02,970 That's one of the ways. 89 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:06,030 Oh, honestly. 90 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,730 Oh. 91 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,210 What was it? 92 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:16,810 Crispy duck. 93 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,470 It's more like cremated. 94 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,930 What's that horrible smell? 95 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:25,590 Your dinner. 96 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:28,150 That used to be a duck. 97 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,010 And I used to be hungry. 98 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:33,790 That's okay, Dad. We already ate. 99 00:05:34,110 --> 00:05:36,110 What? You don't trust my cooking? 100 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:39,670 Oh, no, it's not that, Dad. It's just that we got hungry at the arcade. 101 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,790 I mean, you know, we had a couple of corn dogs and some chili chips. 102 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,750 You're out eating junk food while I'm home burning a perfectly good meal. 103 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:51,870 Well, why'd you stay at the arcade so late? You knew Daddy was expecting you 104 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:54,230 dinner. Oh, man, I couldn't leave. I was on a roll. 105 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,050 I set a new record for space sucker. 106 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:57,510 700 ,000 points. 107 00:05:57,950 --> 00:05:59,530 At the risk of not being with it. 108 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:01,170 What's space sucker? 109 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,190 It's one of those weird video games, Daddy. 110 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:07,970 No, it's a terrific game. You see, Dad, you're a spaceman with a jet backpack. 111 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:11,890 Now, see, you have to blow all the mutants and asters out of the galaxy 112 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:15,390 the space monster just sucks you up. But if you hit the monster in the soft 113 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:17,610 spot, he spits you out and makes a funny sound. 114 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:19,250 Well, how did you do at it, Arnold? 115 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:20,750 I fell on my asteroid. 116 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:27,090 Well, don't worry. the champ here will help you improve your game. Would you, 117 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:28,670 Willis? Would you give me some pointers? 118 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,530 I mean, Arnold, what's the use? 119 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:32,010 You're just not coordinated. 120 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,070 I'm not? 121 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:38,850 No. I mean, your brain gives the command and your hands say, what are you 122 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:39,850 talking about? 123 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:44,470 Really, Willis, sometimes you're such a flake. 124 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:47,570 Come on, I wouldn't kill you to give your little brother some tips. 125 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:49,230 Ew. 126 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,010 father's supposed to do. 127 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:54,990 I mean, it's not my fault that you got all the brains and coordination and I 128 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:55,990 all the charisma. 129 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:01,170 Okay, look, it won't do any good, but I'll give you the book that I have on 130 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,210 to play the game. Because I don't need it anymore. 131 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:04,830 It's like I wrote the book. 132 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:08,970 Oh, brother. 133 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,060 Listen to him, honey. He's got a superiority complex. 134 00:07:13,540 --> 00:07:16,080 Yeah, and the worst part of it is he really is superior. 135 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:21,020 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't let it get you down, son. 136 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:25,680 I can't help it. I may be little, but I got big feelings. 137 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,220 You don't know what it's like to have an older brother who always teases you and 138 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,320 rubs your nose in it. 139 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,140 Hey, Willis doesn't really mean to put you down. 140 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,420 That's just the way it is between brothers. It's what they call sibling 141 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 What a life. 142 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,640 I get hit with sibling rivalry and I'm just getting used to puberty. 143 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,600 What is it in? 144 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,060 It doesn't. I'm still working on puberty. 145 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,260 Well, I'll show Willis. I'm going to read every word of that space circuit 146 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:55,760 and I'm going to practice every day. 147 00:07:56,060 --> 00:08:00,200 That's the way to go. If you want something in life, you go for it. Don't 148 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,420 anything stand in the way. You show them you got determination. 149 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:03,900 You got spunk. 150 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,199 That's me. 151 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,200 Determination and spunk. That's just one thing I don't have. 152 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 What's that? 153 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,820 Five bucks for the machine. How about a loan? 154 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,360 How do I leave myself open like this? 155 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,300 Don't make me. I can't go out to dinner with this mother. You can tell he's 156 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:25,480 frustrated. His jaw is clenched. I just want to choke the out of him. 157 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:30,560 Take him out there. College Hill, Atlanta. 158 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,059 Tomorrow at 10. 159 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,840 You're sitting on the couch, you're watching TV, and your life's passing you 160 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:38,960 You keep procrastinating over and over. Well, maybe I'll go to school next year 161 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,299 or maybe next semester. No, do it right now. They'll work with you after work or 162 00:08:42,299 --> 00:08:45,460 you can go before work. You can do whatever you need to do to graduate. Go 163 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:48,500 to somebody right now. They out to help you. You spend all day on the phone 164 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:51,940 anyhow. Why don't you make a phone call that's going to help you in your future? 165 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,160 All you got to do is pick up the phone and make the call. 166 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:55,600 Why are you making it complicated? 167 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,160 It's easy. 168 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,610 That's a three -sheeter. 169 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:09,530 Nope, one -sheeter. Try one sheet of our best bounty ever. 170 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,690 It's our most absorbent. 171 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,270 Bounty's durable. 172 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:16,010 One sheet keeps working till the job's done. 173 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,330 Bounty. 174 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:23,390 Yee -haw! Howdy, it's me, Cowboy Jed. 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We decided to go out. 211 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,110 Don't make me, because I will. 212 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:17,770 I can't go out to dinner with this mother. 213 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,970 You can tell he's frustrated. 214 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,770 His jaw is clenched. 215 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,190 He's not really trying to say anything. 216 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,970 I just want to choke the shit out of him. 217 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:30,750 He came out there catching all new College Hill Atlanta. 218 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,390 Tomorrow at 10. 219 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,950 One to the left. That's it. 220 00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,210 That's it. 221 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:44,230 Here comes that monster again. Careful, that's your last laser beam shot. 222 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,850 Aw, you got me. 223 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:55,930 Yeah, but you did great. You played a whole hour one quarter. And you got 300 224 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:56,930 ,000 points. 225 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:01,150 And I've only been at it a week since I read this book. I can be just like... 226 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:03,430 You mean competed and obnoxious? 227 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,370 No, dummy. Good at the game. 228 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:11,190 Look, Willis. Arnold got 300 ,000 points. Oh, he did? 229 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,810 The score's right there on the screen. Take a look. 230 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,150 That is, if you could get past admiring your beautiful self. 231 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:22,590 Beat your gums all you want, Arnold. You'll never be champ like me. Pardon me 232 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,730 there, brother. Excuse me. Thank you. Oh, yeah. 233 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:30,720 It could happen. It could happen. 234 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,100 Get him. 235 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:41,280 Introducing the space sucker champion of the world, Harlow Jackson. 236 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,780 Demonstration of skill. 237 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760 Nothing. 238 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,400 Willis? Don't bother me while I'm playing, Arnold. 239 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,660 Willis! 240 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,020 I'm challenging you. 241 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,400 Two weeks from today, we're going to have a space sucker shootout at sundown. 242 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,460 Arnold, the day you beat me, I'll kiss your little tushies by the Macy's 243 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:05,780 In that case, you better start practicing your pucker, sucker. 244 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:17,150 I train harder than ever. I really admire you on this. 245 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:20,790 Thanks. 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Or choose from sports, 316 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,980 collegiate, entertainment, fashion, and more. 317 00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:02,340 What's your skin? 318 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,800 Act now and get free shipping. Go to SkinIt .com today. 319 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,060 Not so hard. I just look indestructible. 320 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,380 Oh, sorry. 321 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,240 Are you doing all your other training, Arnold? 322 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,740 Sure. I get up at four in the morning to do aerobics with my fingers. 323 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,560 Then I sharpen my reflexes by crossing the street at 42nd and Broadway. 324 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,420 I guess that's enough for now. See you at school. 325 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,060 Yeah, you go on ahead. 326 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,420 I feel hot this morning. I'm going to have one more game. 327 00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:36,200 Arnold, if you're late again, you'll be in big trouble. 328 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,840 I can't help it, Dudley. A man's got to do what he's got to do. 329 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,200 Well, see you. 330 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,100 Oh, wait a minute, Dudley. You got a quarter for two dimes and a nickel? I 331 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100 so. 332 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,800 Yeah, here. Thanks. I owe you two dimes and a nickel. 333 00:20:55,100 --> 00:21:00,480 I know you guys don't like these pop quizzes, but I look at them as character 334 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480 builders. 335 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,920 And speaking of characters... 336 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:09,330 Dudley, do you happen to know where Arnold is this morning? 337 00:21:09,870 --> 00:21:12,390 Uh, no, ma 'am, but I'm sure he's got a good excuse. 338 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,730 Oh, yes, he's had a few of them. 339 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,950 Arnold must be really running up a score. He's never been this late before. 340 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,830 Yeah, I wonder what his excuse will be this time. 341 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,220 Why were you late this time, Arnold? 342 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:45,440 Oh, uh, see, um, I was on the bus, see, and I realized I left my books on it. 343 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:49,980 And it was going all the way uptown, so I had to catch the bus at 181st Street. 344 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,140 Ha! 345 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,580 We'll discuss this after class, Arnold. 346 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,800 Yes, ma 'am. 347 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,120 How'd you do at the arcade? 348 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,880 I broke 500 ,000 points. 349 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,180 Fantastic! 350 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,020 Aren't you forgetting something? 351 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:21,560 Oh, we were going to have a little chat, weren't we? 352 00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:27,100 Arnold, this isn't like you. You've messed tests, your grades are dropping 353 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,640 you've been late to class three times this week, and you give me ridiculous 354 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640 excuses. 355 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,240 Ridiculous? I kind of liked this last one. 356 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:39,700 Well, I didn't. Now, come on, what's going on? And I want the truth. 357 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 The truth? 358 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,540 Well, uh, I... Okay. 359 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,760 The truth, I'll give you the truth. 360 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:51,200 See, Miss Chung, my father's a very sick man. 361 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,360 Arnold, are you jiving me again? 362 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,980 No, honest, he really is sick, only he doesn't know it. 363 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,900 He's sick, but he doesn't know it. 364 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:07,360 Yeah, see, um, a couple of years ago, he was in a terrible car accident and got 365 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:11,710 amnesia. And it just came back. If you don't believe me, you can ask my dad. 366 00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:14,130 Only it won't do any good because he won't remember. 367 00:23:17,470 --> 00:23:22,170 Well, anyway, that's why I can't keep my mind on my schoolwork and why I've been 368 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,089 late to class. 369 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,090 I see. 370 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,490 Good. Bye. 371 00:23:31,590 --> 00:23:34,610 You really broke 500 ,000 points, Arnold? 372 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:39,220 Honest. I'm getting closer and closer to Willis' high score. You got a good 373 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:40,380 chance to beat him this afternoon. 374 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,740 Yeah, it'll be just the two of us. Brother against brother. 375 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,720 A battle of blood and guts in the shootout at the O .K .R. Cave. 376 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,260 Man, you're tight, Arnold. Relax. 377 00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:54,980 Relax? 378 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,080 What if Willis humiliates me in front of my friends? Me and my big mouth. 379 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,520 Don't worry about it, Arnold. Your friends already know you have a big 380 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,940 Thanks, Dudley. I needed that. 381 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,560 What happened to all that confidence? 382 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,260 Well, it's different now that I'm here. 383 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,160 You're not thinking of chickening out. 384 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,820 Well, no, I wasn't, but now that you mention it, let's give it some serious 385 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,820 thought. 386 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,880 Hey, Arnold, when's Willis going to show up? He's 15 minutes late. 387 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:27,260 Oh, he's probably afraid to show up. He knows my boy here is cool, collected, 388 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,700 and confident. Right, Arnold? 389 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:31,520 Yeah, right. I can't wait to get started. 390 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:38,410 Oh, here comes Willis. Does this place have a back door? I was halfway home 391 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,670 the guys reminded me of this dumb thing. Right, guys? Yeah. 392 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:45,230 But I promise, let's get this over with, Arnold. And remember, brother fool, you 393 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,230 asked for it. 394 00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:47,549 Oh, yeah? 395 00:24:47,550 --> 00:24:49,990 We'll see which brother's the fool, loose lips. 396 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,610 I believe the champion goes first. 397 00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:56,850 And I'll spring for both quarters since I'm such a gracious winner. 398 00:24:57,710 --> 00:24:58,710 Yeah? 399 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:01,230 Okay. 400 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,500 All right. 401 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:04,940 He watched his Arnold. 402 00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:08,720 This is some rather... Come on, come on, come on. 403 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,060 points. You broke your record again. 404 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,560 Yeah, but I want to make a million points and beat this machine. 405 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,080 Oh, but anyway, that's enough to beat you, Arnold. 406 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,279 Oh, yeah? 407 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:42,500 Well, I broke my record, too. I got 790 ,000 points and something else you ain't 408 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,220 got. One more turn. 409 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:49,220 I think Lady Luck is about to kiss you off. 410 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:53,380 All you need is 135 ,000 points, which is almost impossible. 411 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,560 Or maybe you can do it if you don't choke up. 412 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,240 Arnold's not a choke artist. 413 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,140 Are you a choke artist, Arnold? 414 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,660 Go ahead, little brother. Play. 415 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,880 Come on! 416 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,250 I had it to you. You're the champ. 417 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:30,770 Thanks, Willis. Nice of you to say that. 418 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:33,630 I mean, why shouldn't I? After all, you were taught by the master. 419 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,090 You're right. 420 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:40,890 Yep. And it had nothing to do with getting kissed by ladies. Yeah. 421 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,590 And speaking of getting kissed, Willis... 422 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:50,530 What time tomorrow would you like to meet me 423 00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:51,530 at Macy's window? 424 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,680 Yeah, this is he. 425 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,660 Oh, hello, Miss Chung. 426 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,440 Well, of course I remember you. You're Arnold's teacher. 427 00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,540 I feel fine. Why? 428 00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:10,780 You did? 429 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,060 Amnesia? 430 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,240 Aha. 431 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,060 Now, I see. 432 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,460 Well, I promise you that Arnold will be a changed boy, and I appreciate your 433 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,300 call. By the way, who am I talking to? 434 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,520 It's just a joke. 435 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,719 A joke. 436 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,720 Hello. 437 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,460 I'm very happy for you, Rocky. 438 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,240 But just calm down for a second. 439 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,519 Come here. 440 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,279 Sure, Dad. 441 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,840 I did great, didn't I? 442 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,740 You did, and I'm very proud of you. 443 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,280 But I'd like to talk to you about a very interesting phone call I had from your 444 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280 teacher, Miss Chung. 445 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,500 What are you talking about, Dad? 446 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,840 You know what I'm talking about. 447 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,540 About being late for school because you were in the arcade. 448 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,600 About lying to your teacher and to me. 449 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,920 You're not going to deny that, are you? 450 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,600 No. 451 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,760 But I just had to be Willis' face sucker. 452 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:28,520 And besides, you were the one who told me if I wanted something in life, not to 453 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,580 let anything stand in my way, to go for it. That's right. But I didn't tell you 454 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,040 to break all the rules to get it, did I? 455 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,320 No. Well, it was nice having us for a chat. 456 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,520 Hold it. 457 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:40,220 Right here, please. 458 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,020 Was there something else? 459 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:43,740 There certainly was. 460 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,480 What was that? 461 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:53,840 In spite of my recent amnesia, I have not forgotten how to ground 462 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,220 you. I was afraid of that. 463 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,260 I guess pleading insanity wouldn't do any good. 464 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,020 No, pleading for your life would be more like it. 465 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:34,560 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for 466 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:40,840 you? May not be right for some, but many for a heap of metal beats. 467 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:46,480 Then along come two, they got nothing but the jeans, but they got different 468 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:52,120 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 469 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:55,980 yeah, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the world. 37237

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