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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some.

One man is born, he's a man of me.

Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different

strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the

Everybody!

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? I'll have theirs, you'll have

yours, and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine today.

Different strokes to move the world. It didn't take different strokes to move

the world.

Okay.

Pretend you got a bite.

Now start rolling me in.

I want to catch a fish, not a turkey.

Hey, guys, the bathrooms are for grabs. Hey, Kimberly, what are you going to do

while we're on that fishing trip with Dad?

Oh, I'm going to have some of my girlfriends over for a pajama party.

Hey, that's great. After I catch a few fish, maybe I'll come back and catch a

fox.

Hi. Hey, Dad. Am I interrupting anything?

Oh, no, I was just showing Alan how to fish.

Oh, yeah.

Well, listen, guys.

I'm afraid there's a little problem with our fishing trip this weekend.

What kind of problem?

Well, something came up that I didn't expect, and I'm afraid I've got to call

off.

Run up on me again.

I'm really sorry, guys.

Oh, what a shame.

What came up?

I've got to go to Canada.

See, our company owns a big lumber mill up there where there's a problem, and

I've got to go up and solve it.

Oh, I'm sorry, guys.

Look, if it's any consolation at all, you can come to my pajama party.

That's no fun.

All you girls do is giggle and compare bra sizes.

Boy, Dad, I was really looking forward to going fishing.

I've been going to the park all week and playing with worms just to get used to

them.

Maybe we can go to Canada with you. There's great fishing up there.

I could just see myself now hauling in a big 20 -pound trout.

Unless he hauls me in first.

Listen, I'd like nothing better than to be able to take you guys with me, but

I'm afraid I just can't do it.

After I get to Vancouver, I have to fly to a number of places way out in the

wilderness in one of those puddle jumper single -engine airplanes.

Believe me, it's going to be a rough trip.

Pilot doubles as a priest.

Well, I guess you'd take us if you could, Dad. Sure. We'll go when you get

Sure, the fish will still be there.

Yeah, but I never figured the big one that got away would be you.

No.

No.

It was awful.

It was terrible.

It was horrible.

Well, what was it about?

I can't remember.

I'd like to keep it that way.

Well, now, don't worry about it. It was probably something you ate at dinner

that disagreed with you.

I didn't eat that much, Dad.

Only the spaghetti and meatballs we had, and then some dessert.

Arnold, we didn't have any dessert tonight.

I did.

A chili dog.

Listen, after reading all that, even mean Joe Green would have a nightmare.

Okay, son.

Here we go, back to sleep.

You're going to be fine.

Oh, no. No, I won't. Whatever was in that dream will be waiting for me.

No, it won't. Now, come on, relax.

Here we go.

Just shut your eyes, and you'll go right to sleep. You'll see.

Okay, Dad.

I'll try.

Good.

Good night.

Willis, would it bother you if I whistled all night?

Yes, it would.

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Oh, no.

Get away!

Stop! Get away from me! Help!

Help! Not again.

Help! No!

Help! Arnold, wake up.

Another bad nightmare.

Dad.

Take it easy, all right.

What's the matter? Did he have another one?

Yes, he did.

That sounds like a rerun of the dream you had before.

It was, but this time I remember it. I was trying to get away from the oogies.

The who?

The oogies. I was chasing a rabbit and they were chasing me.

Arnold, what's an oogie?

Well, they're kind of hard to describe.

Imagine the biggest, ugliest, hairiest, slimiest monster you can think of.

Okay. Well, next to an oogie, that monster... Monster's a sissy.

They sound like bad dudes, all right. Now, how about getting back to sleep,

right?

Okay.

But as long as I'm up, I might as well go to the john. Sure.

Don't you two think it's kind of a coincidence that he started having these

nightmares right after I canceled the fishing trip? I wonder if he isn't just

trying to get some attention.

You know, I think you might be right, Dad.

Yeah.

Wow. That was fast.

False alarm.

When you're nervous, nothing works.

Well, I'll be flying to Vancouver first thing in the morning.

I should be at the mill at Campbell River in the late afternoon.

Good, I'll see you there.

Bye.

I sure hate to leave while Angela's still having those nightmares.

Well, the one he had last night wasn't as bad as the one the night before.

When the Oogies went to eat him, he didn't taste good, so they spit him out.

Yeah, he's been feeling a lot better since he's been sleeping with a baseball

bat.

Darn it, I wish I could put off this trip.

He's had this terrible dream for three nights now.

It's interfering with his sleep.

It's hurting his schoolwork.

He's even lost his appetite.

That's like Ronald Reagan losing his hair.

Hi, Arnold. Hey, Arnold.

How'd it go today?

Pretty good, until I fell asleep in class during a book report.

Did anyone notice?

Everybody. I was the one giving the report.

Okay, Arnold.

That does it.

We're going to have to do something to help you get rid of those bad dreams.

I'll do anything, Dad.

One more night with those hoogies and I'll be at the funny farm sucking eggs.

I think a little professional help would be a good idea, Arnold.

What do you mean, professional help?

I think he means you should see a psychiatrist.

What are you talking about, Willis?

As a matter of fact, what I was thinking about was that nice woman that helped

us once before when we had a little family problem. Do you remember?

Oh, yeah.

Look at that psychologist.

I don't know if she was really helpful.

Why don't I just give her a little call and see if she'll have to talk with it?

Come on, Arnold. That's a good idea. What have you got to lose?

Nothing except my mind.

Dad, is there something really wrong with me?

Oh, no, nothing at all, Arnold. There's nothing to be afraid of. Remember how

well it went when she helped us before?

Well, yeah, but then we're all crazy together.

Can I speak to Dr. Tucker, please?

Philip Drummond calling.

You're sitting on the couch, you're watching TV, and your life's passing you

Maybe I'll go to school next year, maybe next semester. No, do it right now.

They'll work with you after work, or you can go before work. Go talk to somebody

right now. They ought to help you. All you got to do is pick up the phone and

make the call. Why are you making it complicated? It's easy.

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You can't even hear me, can you?

Oh, I think I pulled a muscle.

Oh, it's probably in my neck.

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Arnold, I'm sure you remember Dr. Tucker, don't you?

Yeah, hi.

Hi, Arnold.

Now I'm going to leave you two alone.

Don't leave on my account.

I won't be far away.

Well, Arnold, it's really nice to see you again. Sit down.

Shouldn't I lie down? That's how the shrink's doing on television.

You can do whatever makes you most comfortable.

In that case, I'll go back to my room.

Oh, Arnold.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

We're just going to talk, okay?

Okay.

Tell me, Arnold.

Aren't you supposed to sit behind me with a pad and pencil and a box of

in case I cry?

Arnold, you're not going to cry?

No, but I might want to blow my nose.

Look, first, why don't we do something that's a little more fun than just

talking, like playing a game?

But first, aren't you supposed to ask me about my childhood?

Like, am I weird because when I was born, the doctor slapped me on the wrong

end?

Well, we can get to that later.

Right now, I want you to look at these pictures.

What are they?

Well, these are called inkblots.

Whoever made them sure was sloppy.

Arnold, I want you to look at them one at a time and tell me what they remind

you of.

Now, how about this one? What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

A hamburger.

It reminds you of a hamburger?

I haven't had lunch.

When I'm hungry, everything reminds me of a hamburger.

Well, let's try another one.

Now, what does this inkblot remind you of?

Well, it kind of looks like my sister Kimberly.

But it's the wrong color.

Well, what about this one?

This looks like an oogie.

Thank you, Gordon. An oogie. Didn't my dad tell you about my dreams?

I was chasing a rabbit and the oogies were chasing me.

No, he just said you were having some bad dreams.

Tell me some more about these oogies, Arnold.

Okay, but maybe you better lie down, too.

Well, I think that's all for now, Arnold.

How'd I do on those inkblots?

Did I get a good score?

Well, we don't give grades on this test.

It's to evaluate your emotions, so your answers tell me a lot about your inner

feelings. You mean like my sex life?

Well, that sort of thing, yeah.

Well, you'll be disappointed.

I'm only ten.

I'll take that into account.

At any rate, I learned a lot of interesting things about you, Arnold.

For example...

How unhappy you were when your father had to cancel your fishing trip.

Yeah, but I'm not unhappy anymore.

Dad promised to take us fishing if he gets back.

What do you mean, if he gets back?

Did I say if? I meant when he gets back.

Arnold, are you worried about this trip your father's going to take?

Why should I be worried?

Well, I don't know.

But we can talk about it another time, okay?

I'm afraid our hour is up.

No, it isn't.

We've still got ten minutes.

Oh, an hour of therapy is only 50 minutes.

And my dad still has to pay a full price?

You've got a strong union.

Arnold, would you get your father for me, please?

Okay. Thank you.

Hey, Dad!

Dad?

Dad, you sure changed us 10 minutes.

How are we doing, Dr. Tucker?

Oh, just fine.

Have you come to any conclusions?

Yes, I have.

Arnold's worried about you.

Me? Why?

This trip you're going to take, is there any sort of danger in it?

No. Well, I'll be doing a lot of flying in small aircraft. I'm not too thrilled

about that.

Did you tell Arnold that?

Yeah, I think I did.

Well, that would explain his anxiety.

The fear of losing a parent is fairly common in young children.

Arnold's fear has intensified because he's already lost two parents. And now

he's afraid of losing you.

So that's it.

Oh, the poor kid. He must be terrified.

Well, did you discuss this with him? No, I think it would be more productive if

he could be made to understand this by himself.

Is there anything I can do to help with the problem until I leave?

Anything you can do to reassure Arnold, to reinforce the feeling... I'm going to

do what Dad says, but how much nicer could I be to Arnold?

I'm always nice to him.

Not always.

Remember last week when you two were wrestling and he was screaming because

had your knee in his stomach?

Yeah, because he had my nose in his teeth.

Anyway, I was only trying to show him how to protect himself.

Sure, from people like you.

Well, you should talk.

You know, Kimberly, you could be a lot nicer to him yourself.

Me?

What have I ever done to that sweet little boy?

Well, for one thing, you ratted on him last week and Dad grounded him.

Ha, and he deserved it. You know what he did? He took my lipstick and scribbled

all over my mirror, Kimberly shaves her armpits.

Hey, bro!

Hello, Arnold!

We were still talking about you.

Whatever it is, I didn't do it.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Arnold, we were just wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with us tonight.

Nah, you always want to go to them kissy movies.

I'm going to go to any movie you say.

How about a nice monster movie?

No, thanks.

I can go to sleep and see monsters.

Oops. Sorry, Arnold.

Anyway, I don't have any money.

Hey, it's our treat.

And pizza afterwards, any kind you want.

Why are you two being so nice to me?

Because we love you.

You're a beautiful human being.

I'm the same beautiful human being you tried to tie into a square knot last

week.

Sorry about that, pal.

Willis only wanted to be close to you, Arnold.

Why?

I'll tell you what. I'll take you to the basketball game tomorrow night.

I thought you had a date with Charlene.

Hey, that's right.

So I'll cancel it. My little brother comes first.

You're gonna take me out instead of Charlene? The girl who made you drool

over your shoes?

You heard it here, bro.

Did you see how much your big brother loves you?

Willis, tell me something.

Can I sleep in the bottom bunk from now on?

No sweat, Arnold.

Kimberly, can I read your diary any time I want?

Sure, but of course, Arnold.

Now I know what Dr.

Tucker told Dan.

What did you two say to him?

We only did what you said to, Daddy.

Tried to be sweet.

Maybe we over -sweetened him.

What did Dr.

Tucker say, Dad?

Are they going to wrap me up in wet sheets?

No.

Calm down.

All Dr.

Tucker said was that you're having bad dreams because I'm going to be going

away. What has that got to do with it?

Well, you've already lost your mama and your papa.

And maybe you're a little afraid that something will happen to me, too, on my

trip.

Really?

Then my dreams are about you?

That's right.

But you don't look like an oogie.

I'm not. I'm the rabbit.

You're the rabbit Arnold's been chasing in his dream?

That's right.

And the oogies represent the danger he thinks I'll be in on my trip.

And good old Arnold was trying to catch me to protect me.

I appreciate that song.

Dad, I'd fight every oogie in dreamland for you. I know you would.

Well, Arnold, now that you understand your dream, how do you feel?

I feel great.

Thanks, Dad. What a relief.

Good. Well, listen, I'm going to call you every night while I'm away.

You mean you're still going?

But, Dad, you won't come back.

Arnold, you just told me you feel great.

orphans again.

No, you won't, Arnold.

Yes, I will.

And I don't want to be no orphan.

Arnold!

Gosh, Daddy, he's worse than before.

What are you going to do, Dad?

Well, I certainly can't leave him like this.

I'll have to cancel my trip.

I'll go and call the office.

Take it easy.

Nothing's going to happen to Dad.

Yes, it will.

No, it won't, because he's canceling his trip.

He is?

That's great!

Now do you feel better?

No, because now he'll be mad at me.

Nobody's going to be mad at you.

Listen, we all know what you're going through.

Especially me.

What do you mean?

Well, you were just a little kid when Papa died.

And I was so afraid something would happen to Mama, too.

that I didn't even want to go out to go to work.

Well, how long did she stay home?

She didn't. Because I never told her how afraid I was.

Why not?

I don't... She had to make a living to take care of us.

Life has to go on.

Well, I don't want it to go on without Dad.

You can't worry about all the terrible things that can happen to you.

It's a part of life.

And you've got to be mad enough to face it.

You can't stop Dad from living.

Hi. Hey, Dad.

Willis, did you tell Arnold that I canceled the trip? Yep, I did, Dad.

Hey, guys, you know what we're going to do?

We are going to go on that fishing trip as planned.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, that's terrific, huh, Arnold?

No, it isn't.

Dad, I can't go fishing.

You're going to be in Canada.

Say what?

Willis made me understand some things.

I really want you to go.

You want me to go, are you sure, son?

Positive.

I'm man enough to handle it.

What in the world did you say to him?

Oh, we just rapped a little.

Well, I could have saved a hundred bucks talking to you instead of Dr. Tucker.

I better go and cancel my cancellation before they cancel me.

Arnold, I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you too, Arnold.

I'm sure you can handle it.

I wish I was that sure.

But I'm gonna try.

Willis, until Dad gets back, can I sleep with you?

Sure, Arnold, but what for?

Well, if I have another bad dream, your snoring will blow the oogies away.

We'll be right back.

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Explain.

Hey, they came in.

Tell you, these jokes is gonna kill.

Check this one out.

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Bartender says, what a long face.

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The question humor always cracks me up.

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nicolette is three weeks away from packing heat and eating donuts

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Did your man from the magazine hook up those opening tickets to the jazz

Doesn't look like I'm holding any jazz tickets.

I thought you saved this guy's life.

Yeah, I did save his life. He was choking on some grits.

I mean, how do you choke on grits?

Anyway, he says he's going to do me a favor by doing a favor for you.

All right, it works for me.

But what's the favor?

I don't know. He said something about some magazine food critic showing up

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Like I care.

Kansas City After Dark food critic Manny Klein is coming to my restaurant to

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And I know about it ahead of time?

Eddie, that is so unethical. It goes against everything that is right and

I love you, man.

to write this garbage?

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Listen to this.

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Very careful.

Stop it. You're killing me.

Hey,

guys.

I'm nervous.

I just realized that I have no idea what this food critic looks like.

Well, Malcolm, I recently met Manny in an emergency room.