All language subtitles for Dear John s04e08e09 I Do, Baby

Find the caterer for the wedding. Oh,
that's very sweet of you, dear, but I've

already taken care of the caterer. Oh,
by the way, Louise, what are we going to

have? Oh, my mouth is watering just
thinking of it.

We're starting off with whitebait,
kippers, bangers, and mash, then

pie, and my favorite, stuffed tripe.

Who's the caterer you were thinking of?

Well, guess it, John, that's what we're
having.

Yeah, stuffed tripe. Tripe? That's what
I had at my wedding.

Just one question.

Do you eat it or throw it?

Okay, okay, okay. I guess that takes
care of everything. Except the

Good. Then there is something I can do.
I have this relative. It's my mother's

sister's cousin's second cousin's
brother's sister's nephew's boy.

Or something like that.

Anyway, he owns a liquor store.

Yeah, but can he give us a good deal?

He will if I can prove we're related.

Just remember, no champagne for Tom or
me.

Last time we had champagne, the room
started spinning.

Too much to drink, Mrs. Philbin? No,
they tied us to the ceiling fan.

in the hall, one cop in a field, one
feeling a cop.

You know, I don't know about that guy.

Kirk? Oh, he's harmless.

Listen, I'd better get inside.

They're about to start the meeting.

I'll meet you at your place, certainly.

No, I'm saving myself till after our
wedding.

Oh, the hell with it. I'll save the
rainforest instead.

We're going to let you leave our little
family without a proper send -off now,

did you? Oh, we're all going to miss
you, Kate.

Oh, thanks. Same here. Look at the cake
that Ben made for you.

Oh, Ben.

It's beautiful.

Thanks. I learned from a German pastry
chef.

Well, he taught you well, Ben. That is a
very professional piece of work there.

Oh, yeah. Schultz was the best.

When he wasn't drinking, that is.

Oh. Yeah.

He even taught me ice carving. No
kidding.

Yeah. You know, one time...

I carved Mount Rushmore out of ice.

Mount Rushmore? Yeah, it was my
masterpiece.

I see.

Unfortunately, Teddy Roosevelt wound up
floating face down in Schultz's vodka

gimlet.

Well, thanks for the cake, Ben. I
appreciate it. Oh, yeah. I better get

gotta go fix something.

If anybody finds a screwdriver in that
cake, it's mine.

Enjoy.

Hey, Kirk.

You better go get the paper plates and
all the rest of the stuff. Yeah, okay.

Oh, I'm so proud of you, Kate.

Four years ago, you walked into this
group a wounded, bitter, and miserable

person.

Now you're a flourishing, strong, and
thriving woman. It gives me such joy to

know I was able to help you become
emotionally stable again.

What have I got to do with that?

Oh, please.

Just because I'm leaving the group
doesn't mean we won't see each other

each other anymore.

You promise?

No, you're right. I never want to see
you again.

Oh, I was kidding. I was kidding.

I know.

Oh, Louise, you're the best friend I
ever had.

You know, I can't think of a single time
when you didn't put my happiness before

your own.

Thank you. Thank you.

And in case I forgot to tell you, thank
you.

Isn't he wonderful?

Hee -hoo! More than wonderful.

Who the hell he?

Well, my date calendar was filled last
week, and I had this guy left over.

Who? You fixed the chap up with Keith.

Well, I figured he wasn't your type.

Huh. Louise, he turned out to be this
unbelievably handsome, wealthy son of an

Argentine cattle baron. He may well be
the most charming, romantic man I...

Beautiful name.

Oh, that certainly brings back memories.

Guitars playing, castanets clicking,
mission bells ringing.

Mrs. Filbert, you have a Latin lover,
too?

Actually, he was a sailor behind a taco
stand.

You know, I've had some really great
times here.

Armani jackets, $100.

Where are we going to get Armani jackets
for $100? We don't. We get Armi jackets

and we tell them it was a typo.

Attention, everyone.

It's time for the graduation ceremony.

Oh, it's wonderful watching my little
chicks leave the nest.

First Ralph and now Kate.

Get a grip, woman. You're giving me the
blues.

that Kate McCarron... Okay,

this hereby certifies that Kate McCarron
once again has a life.

She leaves these hallowed halls with a
fresh outlook and a healthy attitude.

Kate, you are the most together woman I
know.

You've got to get out more.

This group has done a lot for Kate. I
mean, you should have met her a few

ago. She was so full of anger.

I mean, she hated men.

Well, who wouldn't after what that jerk
of a husband put me through?

You know, John, after my divorce, you
were the very first man I could talk to

without biting his head off.

That's because I never had designs on
you. I mean, I knew you needed a male

friend. I mean, someone who you can
count on and wouldn't put any sexual

pressure on you.

You and I are not lovers, John. We're
buddies, remember?

Buddies don't get jealous.

I'm not jealous.

Well, you're sure acting like that. I'm
not jealous. Are you sure? No, I'm not

jealous. You're jealous. All right, all
right, all right. Maybe I am. Ha, ha.

Okay, I'm jealous. I don't know why, but
I'm really, really jealous.

Well, that's stupid, John. I mean, make
up your mind. What are we? Are we

friends or are we lovers?

You want to be lovers?

Is that what you want?

Okay, John, come on.

Let's be lovers. Come on, let's stop.

What's the matter, John?

Don't you want me?

Yes. No.

Yes. No.

Well, which is it, John?

Well, I guess when push comes to shove,
it's... Yes.

What are you doing?

I'm catching up. You're two buttons
ahead.

Well, thanks, John, for keeping it...

Just friends.

What do you say we go cut the cake?
Right.

What the devil is that? It's just a
stupid beeper that Wendy made me get.

It's very convenient. Now she can torch
me even though she doesn't know where

the hell I am.

Oh, come on, John. The woman is
pregnant.

What happens if Wendy goes into labor?
If you ask me, that beeper is very

sensible. Sensible?

What if she goes into labor while John's
out beeping some other babe?

Isn't that nice?

You're divorced, but you still keep in
touch.

All right, all right, all right, all
right, all right. I'm coming, I'm

You better be in pain.

This is all so weird.

I love it.

But I hope Mitch and I don't end up like
John and Wendy.

I was engaged to a guy named Mitch when
I was with the circus, but it didn't

work out.

Oh, why not?

Well... He caught me getting out of the
backseat of a car with 21 clowns.

You sure have lived, Mrs. P.

I sure have, kid.

I've got the rubber noses to prove it.

Thank you for sharing, Mrs. Filbert.

Kate! Can you believe the wedding is
only eight days away?

Oh, I believe it all right.

Well, yeah. I sound very excited.

Well, I'm more nervous than excited. I
can't believe that with all this

happiness, something won't go wrong.

Trust me, Red, that'd be the best thing
that could happen.

What?

That was a very cruel thing to say,
Kurt.

It's not the guy for her. She's
obviously settling.

What?

Hey, come on, admit it.

There's been an under -taught sexual
tension between you and I ever since we

first laid eyes on each other.

Oh, Will, you shut up.

There's no sexual tension between us.
It's just plain tension.

Kirk, can't you see that Kate is very
nervous about this wedding?

You're acting like a complete jerk. Yes,
you definitely owe Kate an apology.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I was way out of line with what I just
said. There, I said it.

Are you happy now?

I guess.

Good, so we're friends again?

I suppose.

Okay. Now, if you people will excuse me,
I'd like to be the first one to kiss

the bride.

Oh, now, I have a warning. Come on. Just
one wet sloppy one.

Now, that'll do. That'll do.

You are not coming to my wedding.

You already invited me. Well, now,
you're uninvited. You mean that? You bet

do. Good.

Now, I don't have to see you throw your
life away on that loser.

You just physically abused me.

You inflicted pain on my body.

Don't tell me there's no sexual tension
between us.

Good old Wendy.

Our toaster oven she couldn't use. The
dust buster she couldn't use. The needle

and thread she couldn't use.

But this beeper, like a fish to water.

Now, John, I'm sure it's not as bad...
as you're letting on. Oh, yeah? It's

happening all the time.

Like yesterday, in class, I was giving a
lecture on Shakespeare's Richard II.

And right in the middle of it, she
starts, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

What really hurts, she interrupted one
of the best performances of my teaching

career.

Of comfort, no man speak.

Let's talk of graves, of worms and
epitaphs.

Make dust off paper! Everybody!

after you during school hours. It must
have been important.

It wasn't important. It was for the same
reason you just called now.

To remind me to go to Lamar's class
tomorrow night.

I don't see why we have to go.

When she had Matthew, she had the
shortest labor in medical history.

It was breathe, push, plop, you're a
father.

She doesn't need Lamar. She needs an egg
timer.

I don't want to interrupt anything.

I just came back because I... I forgot
to say goodbye to Tom.

My man.

Okay, now, I guess I'll be going.

Unless someone would like to apologize
for some ugly things she might have

What's going on here?

I told him he couldn't come to my
wedding.

Oh, I must have missed something good.

I think Kate overreacted a bit.

Maybe you should reconsider.

Kirk looks so miserable and pathetic.

Yeah, what he did was stupid and
inconsiderate and obnoxious. But hey,

just our Kirk.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I was a little too rough on him.

After all, we do go way back.

Yeah, I don't know what it is about
poets, but they're a real turn -on.

Uh, Red?

What?

There once was a girl from Nantucket.

That is perfection.

You know what would set that off
perfectly?

A little accessory, just something nice
to dangle around that cute little waist

of yours.

Like what?

Like me.

Not in your wildest dreams.

Hey, Red, in my wildest dreams, you're
taking a number.

Shall we?

I've been thinking, John. Huh? After the
baby's born, well, I really need to get

back in shape. And there's this great
health spa that I've been reading about.

It's called the... What are you, nuts? I
can't afford to send you to some stupid

fat farm.

Read.

How are you two doing? Excellent, Andre.
Excellent.

Thanks to you.

Good.

Now let's do our light breathing
exercises.

Ready? And the contraction begins.

John, if I don't go to a spa, how do you
expect me to get my figure back?

Wendy, we are not married anymore. Why
should I care what you look like?

John... Will you breathe, damn it?

Very good.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

Okay, I think that's enough for tonight.

Don't forget to practice on your own.

I'll see you all next week.

I know this may be out of line, but I
was just wondering if you'd like to go

for a drink.

I really don't think Wendy should be
drinking in her condition.

No, no, no. Of course she shouldn't.

Forget about Wendy. I was talking about
you and me.

I've got two words for you.

Cold shower.

John.

I knew I shouldn't have brought you with
me tonight.

John, we have to talk about this spot.
No, we don't.

No, you are being totally unreasonable
about the whole thing.

Now, I know that I wanted this baby and
you didn't. And I know I left you for

another man.

And I know that you're financially
strapped because you're supporting two

families, but be reasonable.

How much?

$1 ,400.

What? I don't care. I don't have that
kind of money. What am I talking about?

don't have any kind of money.

So you can teach summer school or
something. Now, look, Wendy.

I have been more than reasonable about
all this.

I agreed to wear this stupid beeper. I
even promised to babysit while you were

recuperating. I even clipped your
toenails when you couldn't bend over.

I am not going to teach a bunch of
miserable, sweating kids remedial

just to send you to some overpriced spa
where you can meet a muscle -bound hunk

who will try to seduce you with carrot
sticks and tofu in a hot tub.

I'm sorry, Wendy, but I have my pride.

I forgot you drove.

There you go, Judge.

Well, thank you very much. Listen, do
you have any idea how much longer we're

going to have? Yeah, very soon. Very
soon, I hope.

Did you ever think you'd see this day,
huh? Kate getting married.

No, I had her pegged for a loser.

Well, John, we did it.

Not we did it, we did it on the right.

Did what?

First minutes.

Zim catch?

Well, we went up front and we tied tin
cans to Mitch's police car.

That's hilarious, except Mitch didn't
bring his police car.

Uh -oh.

Listen, I gotta go check on Kate. Would
you do me a favor and make sure

everybody's entertained, please?

Oh, no problem.

Tom, would you be a dear and run down to
the Rambler and get my accordion?

Don't worry, John.

We'll handle it. I think he just wanted
us to mingle.

I know that.

I just wanted to get rid of Tom.

I'm thinking of making a move on the
judge.

Look, I told you it wouldn't turn out
right. This is awful.

Look at this. This is not right there.

Please, please. You look beautiful.

Just relax.

I'm trying. I'm trying, but I can't.
Kate, Kate, Kate. Your hair is fine.

Everything looks fine. I just put on a
little makeup and we can get going.

I have already put on my makeup.

Look, that's such a good job you did,
too. Look at that.

Pay no mind to her, John. Kate convinced
herself something's going to go wrong

with this wedding. Look, Kate, Kate,
everything's going to be fine. Believe

Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive.

Oh,

Kate, be a beautiful wedding.

I know.

Stop it, stop it, stop it. Please, stop
it. Look, there's one thing I pride

myself in, and that's being able to take
charge and keep things under control.

Now, I'm a teacher.

I have to deal with a room full of kids
who would rather be in prison than sit

in my classroom reading Voltaire.

Come on, just relax. Enjoy yourself.

Nothing's going to ruin this wedding.
Nothing. Not while I'm around.

John, look, he's here.

Wendy.

I didn't mean to barge in, but if you
give me a check for the health spa right

now, I can get a fantastic discount.

Wendy, we are having Kate's wedding
here, and you're not invited.

I'm sorry, John, but I didn't know.

Give me a check, I'll be on my way. I'm
not giving you anything.

Hey, John. Kirk!

Where's Kate? What the hell are you
doing here? I'm here to stop the

John, I need that check. Where is she,
John? I got something to get off my

chest. Stop, both of you. But I... Stop!

Is

something

wrong? No, no, no, nothing, nothing.

Everything's fine.

Listen,

Kate, you wanted a small wedding, didn't
you?

Yeah.

Oh, good.

And what do you say I go outside... Get
the judge and Mitch and bring them in

here, and we'll lock the door, and you
and Mitch get married in the bathroom.

What do you say? What do you say?

I want you out.

of here. Wendy, I want you out of here.
Just be a second.

Kirk! I'm not going anywhere. Oh, yes,
you are.

Hey, please.

The last thing we want here is a scene.

Just stay calm.

Wendy, what the hell are you doing with
my checkbook?

Well, I'm just helping you see now. All
you have to do is sign it. Here. $1

,350.

Yeah, isn't it great? The health bar
said they'd give me a discount if I paid

them by tomorrow.

In the kitchen. We've got to talk. Come
on. In the kitchen. Come on, come on,

come on, come on.

Oh, come on. You can wobble faster than
that.

I am not going to let you ruin this date
for me. Now get out! I'm not going

anywhere till you call off this wedding.

Kirk, I swear I will kill you if you
make me sweat in this wedding dress.

Too late.

Gotcha.

Mary Beth, I'm a little new to this
group.

What are your New Year's Eve parties
like?

I'm sorry, but I need to talk to my ex -
Swipe along for just a minute. But I

was told to wait in the kitchen. It's
bad luck for the groom to see the bride

before the wedding. Oh, yeah? I never
saw Wendy before our wedding, and look

where it got me.

I told you, I am not going anywhere. If
you don't leave right now, Kirk, I...

Kate, what's the problem?

Now,

he's done it, Kirk.

Kate's upset enough without having you
storm in here and make a shambles of her

big day. Yeah, but...

with the bride and have a good cry.

Hey, guys, come on. Me and Kate just had
a little misunderstanding. That's all.

I say we break them in half.

You guys better be careful.

Kirk told me he has a black belt in
karate.

Shut up, Annie.

New York City's finest, sweetest citizen
with a deep psychological problem, so

be it.

Come on.

Psychological problem, my foot. Hey,
don't tell me I don't have a

problem.

You would do if you'd gone through what
I did.

I don't want to hear it. Right.

I'll never forget it.

I was driving through a small town in
Iowa.

I was in Nebraska.

Whatever, somewhere near a lot of corn.

Anyway, I'm tooling down the highway,
right? I'm on my way to Vandenberg Air

Force Base for this secret meeting with
the president.

I spot this helpless little kid limping
along the side of the road.

This old rusty pipe, he's using it as a
crutch.

He tells me, He needs an operation on
his leg, right? But he doesn't have the

money because his sister stole it from
him because she wanted to have this big

fancy schmancy wedding.

Turns out, this chick would rather see
her little brother hobbling around

dragging that useless leg than have to
get married at City Hall.

What could I do?

I did what you guys would have done. I
sold my Ferrari and I paid for his

operation.

But to this day, whenever I see a rusty
pipe, or I hear the word wedding, I

just go crazy.

That is the dumbest story I ever heard.

Oh, yeah?

Well, let me tell you something, my
friend.

That poor, helpless kid with the bum leg
was Bo Jackson.

That's it.

That's it. What? That's what? I told him
not to play football.

What's wrong with Kurt?

Only Bo knows.

Made it myself.

Used nothing but water.

Well, I think it's beautiful, Ben, but
why is the grain so much shorter than

brad?

Time is an ice sculpture's worst enemy.

You better excuse me. I gotta go pop
Kate and little Mitch into the freezer.

Have a heart, Wendy. I can't give you $1
,350.

My checking account is already
overdrawn.

What's the difference? By the time the
check bounces, I'll be beautiful.

No! Oh, shut up!

Sorry to interrupt, but I've got to
stick this in the freezer. There's no

in there, Ben. Just leave it on the
counter. It'll be fine.

Great. So it's come to this. Frozen
tater tots are more important than art.

Come on, honey. You've got to get out of
here. The wedding is about to begin.

Come on.

Let's go.

Excuse me, John.

Could we get things started? I have
another wedding to perform this

Yes, of course. No problem, Your Honor.
She was just leaving.

Oh, good. Okay. Now, everybody get
seated. We're about to start.

What's wrong?

Just a little twinge.

Wendy, I'm warning you. This is a
wedding, not a twinging.

Don't worry. I'm all going to be okay.
Sit over here. Sit over here and rest

just a minute. Just a minute. Don't
worry, John.

We'll take care of her. Thank you.

No funny business, Wendy. No funny
business.

Where's Kirk?

Mitch and Mort took him outside.

They said they're going to break his
leg.

Ah, good.

Now, you've got to get a grip on
yourself.

I'm trying, I'm trying, but I just know
something else is going to happen.

Nothing else is going to happen. That's
what I keep telling her. I'm sorry, but

I just can't get that scene from The
Graduate out of my head.

What are you talking about?

Oh, you know, the one where Catherine
Ross is about to get married when Dustin

Hoffman starts pounding on the glass
door before she and the groom have a

to say I do? She leaves that poor jerk
just standing at the altar.

Now Catherine Ross and Dustin Hoffman
are big stars and nobody even remembers

that poor jerk then.

You're losing your mind.

time to go. Go where? Go where? Go
where?

To the living room, the living room, the
living room.

It's time for your wedding.

Well, of course it is. Now, let's go.

God help us.

All right, we're ready.

Who gives this bride away?

I do.

We're gathered here today to witness the
marriage of Kate and Mitch.

If there's anyone present who objects to
this union, please speak now or forever

hold your peace.

Do you, Kate, take Mitch to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Do you, Mitch, take cake?

No,

Wendy. No, Wendy, no.

Oh, God, John.

I think it's time.

No, Wendy. No, Wendy, no.

Oh, Bill, look what you've done, John.

Please don't do this to me. Hey, you
want to go to that spa?

I'll write you the check. John.

Told you she was fast.

Does anybody here know anything about
delivering a baby?

I helped deliver a horse once.

I don't think so, Bill.

I delivered a baby in my squad car.
Good. Now you're it. No, no, no. Wait.

Kate, please. I've got to help you. Not
before you say I do.

Kate, I... Who's got the rings, Mitch?

I do. You heard him. He said I do. I do.
I do.

God,

I hope you know what you're doing. Me
too.

If it's any help, when the baby's coming
out, be careful of its hooves.

Feet.

I need a drink.

Bowl of water.

Relax, relax, relax. Now, breathe.

Oh, John, you... Look at you. This is
all your fault.

Me? You're the one who wanted this baby,
not me.

Ow! That was only ten seconds between
contractions. Help!

Action.

Shallow breathing. Shallow breathing.

Oh, I'm gonna get you for this. Oh, shut
up and hee -hee.

you guys are right.

I was getting upset about nothing.

Mitch and I are going to look back on
this day and laugh.

I mean, this is not your typical run -of
-the -mill wedding.

Actually, I should consider myself
lucky.

Kirk is out on the ledge.

Now he is. Don't do anything stupid.

He could fall and kill himself. Go away.

Gotcha.

Why are you making my life so miserable?

If you marry Mitch, you're going to
regret it for the rest of your life,

You are. You're not in love with him.
And you know it.

I can't. Red, what happens tomorrow
morning when you wake up and you realize

guy sleeping next to you is in me?

I am not going to let Mitch ruin what we
got going.

What do I say?

I love you.

Someone tell her to keep it down. She's
ruining my moment.

You love me? Yeah, I do. I just realized
it.

Oh, Kirk, you don't love me. Yes, I do.
No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't.

You just think you do.

You like to hit on me because you know
I'll never take you up on it. I'm safe.

And I guess I enjoyed turning you down.

It's like we've got this little... game
going.

Only now you're afraid of losing me and
the game will be over.

So you're saying that this is all game
and that I don't really love you?

Yeah.

But I can't tell you how good it makes
me feel to find out how much you care

about me.

I'm flattered, Kirk. I really am.

But it's not love, love. It's friend
love.

You've just never had a woman as a
friend before, so you don't know the

difference.

So, uh... Come on, let's just be
friends. What do you say?

Yeah, okay.

On one condition.

What's that?

When your husband goes away, I get to
whisper dirty little nothings in your

Kirk, you are a dirty little nothing.

Just like old... I love it.

Relax, relax, relax, relax. Just relax.

I am relaxed.

It's going to be any time now.

Oh, hi. I don't believe we've met.

I'm Wendy.

Mitch.

By the way, Wendy, you're fully dilated.
Oh, thank you, Mitch. You're welcome.

Now, push.

Yeah, Wendy, push.

I know, push. He just told me to push. I
don't need you telling me to push. Now,

look. I just spent the last two months
in that stupid Lamaze class learning how

to say push. And I'm damn well going to
say push. Now, push!

Kate.

Yes, Judge Humphrey. I'm sorry. I am not
going to be able to wait here any

longer. Leave and I'll kill you.

Wendy, Wendy. What?

Remember what they taught us in class?
Just concentrate on something pleasant.

Okay. Okay.

I just soaked in a hot tub.

And I've had an herbal wrap. Yes.

And now I'm getting a full body massage.

Yes,

I'm being totally pampered at that
beautiful health spa that I'm never

get to go to because you're such a
cheap, selfish pedigree.

Good. Now listen to the pig and push.

We're getting close.

Did you hear that, Wendy? We're getting
close.

Cutie. Well, Daddy, you got yourself a
baby girl.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's
Wendy's. It's hers.

She's the one that wanted it.

A little baby girl?

Oh, a little baby girl?

Say hello to Daddy.

By the power vested in me by the state
of New York, I now pronounce you husband

and wife. You may kiss the bride now, if
you'll excuse me.

Touch

that

bouquet and die!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. Look, put the
phone to the baby's ear.

What could just eat you up?

You better cool it with those 976
numbers.

What? She was smiling. She was really
smiling.

Well, kiss the baby goodnight for me.
Oh, and Wendy, if the baby needs

anything at all, just give me a call.

What?

Out of the question.

I'm not forking out $1 ,400 for that
baby to go to a fat farm.

Oh, adorable.

I can't wait for you to see my little
Emily.

Oh, is that why you decided to name her?
Well, actually, Wendy named her Joan.

I'm going to call her Emily.

I see a lot of therapy ahead for this
kid.

Wow, that's so sweet, Kirk. I had no
idea you and Kate were such good

Oh, what, are you kidding me? Kate and I
are tight.

Yeah, what we have is very, very
special. We really bonded.

Our friendship is based on sincerity and
mutual respect, which, incidentally, I

now have for all women.

Wow, that's awesome. Oh, it's given me a
whole new perspective on the female

race.

And, needless to say, it's put me in
touch with my feminine side. You know,

inner Kirk.

If you will, the, uh, Alan Allday in me.

Wow, that's deep.

I cannot...

speak for all men, but I know this man
needs more than one woman friend to bond

with. So I was thinking, if you weren't
doing anything later, maybe you'd come

over to my place and I could help you
search for your feminine side.

Well, that's never going to happen.

No wonder Alan Alden never scores.

Hey, guys. Get over here and look at
these pictures of John.

This is her right after we got her home
from the hospital.

Did you ever see such a round, beet -red
face?

Look how puffy her eyes are.

Oh, and just look at that little smushed
head.

Yeah, she looks just like her mother.

Sure brings back memories.

Don't tell me you spent your honeymoon
there.

Better. I ran the game room.

Coming up next, it's an all -new
Reasonable

Doubts, and Vicki and Tess must face a
hit -and -run killing that leads right

their boss.

And Sunday night, who's Harry Crumb?
He's a man of a thousand faces, but only

half a brain.

John Candy stars in the network premiere
of Who's Harry Crumb? Sunday night on

NBC.