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Come on, will you, sir?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right.

Okay.

Where the hell have you been? For a second, I didn't think you were going to

show up.

John, is that any way to talk to a friend?

A dear friend who just saved you a fortune on a round -trip ticket to

I know.

I can't get over how cheap this ticket is.

That's because it's my introductory offer, John. For one week and one week

99 bucks, round trip to the land of wahinis who wear thoughtless bikinis.

Next week, when my new business really gets rolling, the price will go up. You

know, I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to this. I have never

to Hawaii.

Obviously, John.

You don't wear a coat around Hawaii.

You look like a tourist.

I am a tourist. Besides, it's freezing outside.

Yeah, but you're gonna be in a nice warm cab and then on a cozy plane and then

on a sunny beach sipping Mai Tais while a sweet young thing from Kapalua toys

with your puka shell.

Yeah, you're right. I'll leave the coat here.

After all, I don't want to cover up my puka shell.

By the time you

before a studio audience.

$99? Yeah. Round trip to Hawaii?

Yeah. Are you sure those tickets are on the up and up? I told you, Ralphie. I

got 200 of them from a guy who's the cousin of this dude who waxes the floors

the frequent flight department at TransUniversal Airlines.

What could be more legit than that?

Hey, Denise, what about you? How does a week in Hawaii sound to you?

No, thanks. I'm already tan all over.

I'll take your word for it.

John, you lucky dog.

How are things in unbelievably sunny Waikiki?

I'm not in unbelievably sunny Waikiki. I'm in unbelievably freezing Buffalo.

Well, you want to know why I'm in Buffalo, Kirk? I'll tell you why. The

was on... had one stop, and when it stopped, I was bumped for a passenger

paid full fare.

Why the hell did you tell me that the damn ticket you sold me was a standby?

Would standby passenger Herb Gardner please report to gate six?

Yeah, sure, there's a flight to Hawaii tonight, but it leaves in five minutes,

and they haven't called my name yet. So now I'm going to have to spend the night

in Buffalo without the coat that you made me leave at home.

What?

What? I can't hear you.

Standby passenger John Lacey, please report to gate five.

Speak up, I can't hear you.

Now look, Kirk, I am not leaving this phone until you tell me how I'm going to

get out of here.

Just hop on any plane that's headed west

and grab a flight to Honolulu from there.

Don't ask me how, John.

What am I, your traveling?

I just got off the phone with John.

John called from Hawaii?

How did he sound? Clear as a bell. You'd think he was calling from Buffalo.

Alejandro! I'm sorry to interrupt.

Alejandro, how are you?

We haven't seen you in ages.

Yes, well, I was down in Argentina visiting my parents at our cattle ranch.

Kate.

I, uh... I wonder if I might have a word with you in private.

Well, uh... Sure.

If you two want to be alone, why don't you use the storeroom?

Why didn't we think of that?

I have missed you so much the past two months, Katerina. Why did you break up

with me?

It hurt me so deeply I had to go back home to Argentina.

I didn't want to look sad in front of Americans.

Look, Alejandro, don't take this the wrong way. I think you're a terrific

really do. But we're just so different.

But I know.

That's why I adore you. I'm flattered, but you see... I love to adore you. I

adore to love you. I even told my father about you. He was so happy. He says, I

am single too long.

My father has lived for the day that I will produce for him a hair.

Hair.

Yes. It's a little stuffy in here, huh?

Look,

Alejandro, this isn't the place to talk about this.

We'll talk later. Why don't you give me a ring at Clancy's around 9 .30?

Thank you, Katerina.

Thank you.

Sure.

I don't know what your problem is, Kate.

Okay. Maybe Alejandro's not the brightest man in the world.

Not the brightest man?

Okay, he's dumb.

to know what I'm going to do.

The man just doesn't know the meaning of the word no.

Yes.

And he also doesn't know the meaning of the word cat.

I don't care if you're triple jointed.

What?

Kurt, telephone.

Oh, thanks, Harry.

John, you gotta stop calling me like this.

I'm with people.

When I get my hands on you, you're gonna be with blood donors.

I'm not basking on the beach. I'm freezing my buns off here in Fairbanks,

Alaska.

Kurt, I promise you, if I die, my frozen ghost will find its way back to Rego

Park and rotate all of your vital organs.

Tony! I am a simple millionaire from Argentina

Who is hopelessly in love with Katerina So I've come

to this beautiful cantina And please forgive me

I make a scene.

For

the

woman I love to love.

Alejandro, what in the world?

I don't understand.

You told me to give you a ring of clanses around 9 .30.

This is the happiest night of my happy -go -lucky life.

Chichi, Cuco, wait in the limo.

six hundred dollars.

think I need any plane tickets.

Listen, listen. If you buy all 200 of them, I'll give them to you

for 199 bucks each.

No.

No. Listen, listen, listen.

Because you're a friend of Kate's, I'm going to practically give these things

away.

Only 99 bucks each, but you cannot, and I repeat, not have all 200 of them.

All or nothing. Deal.

My father thinks I'm too naive to be a good businessman.

I feel like a great matador who has just gone in for the kill.

And you, my friend, are the bull.

You have no idea.

Alejandro, may I have a word with you?

Of course.

Poor Kate.

I don't envy her trying to make Alejandro... Andrew understands it's

If you ask me.

I think she's out of her mind for dumping him.

Out of her mind?

Now he's down on his knees, Becky.

Oh, God, I hate when men do that.

I'm always afraid I'm wearing the wrong shoes.

I don't believe it.

The man had actually planned our wedding.

He even had a date picked out.

May 2nd.

The nerve. What did you tell him? I told him it was absolutely out of the

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Oh, sorry.

Rhetorical question.

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Imagine being sent to the electric chair and you're not guilty.

This is not happening. I don't smell the stench of death. I feel this insane

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Oh, Kate, you look smashing.

Wow. Thank you, Louise.

I just love your outfit. It looks so...

I splurged, but it's worth it.

Alejandro loves me in it.

Listen, Kate, you and I haven't had much of a chance to chat recently. Why don't

you let me take you for lunch tomorrow?

Oh, I'm sorry, Louise, but I can't make it.

Alejandro and I are getting together to work on our vows. He thought it would be

special if we wrote our own.

Oh, let me help you out, Red.

Um,

I keep my Karen.

Promise to take you, Alejandro Braceros, for every dime you got.

John's on the phone. He wants to talk to you.

Again?

Hey, believe this guy?

I send him to paradise and he still can't get a life.

Kate, I've been thinking.

I don't want you to take this. the wrong way. I know Alejandro's a terrific

catch. I just don't understand how your feelings for him could have changed

so drastically in one week.

What's so hard to understand?

Well, last week you were trashing him and this week you're, um...

Okay, so he's rich.

I don't deny that Alejandro's money is one of the reasons I'm attracted to him.

Who wouldn't be?

People fall in love for all kinds of stupid reasons.

Oh, he's so good looking.

He's so smart. He's so funny. He's so nice. He's so sensitive.

He's so rich.

So what?

People fall in love with people because people fall in love with people.

Are you in love? with him, Kate?

That's a stupid question.

Well, are you?

Listen, Louise.

I'm a woman.

I'm divorced.

And I'm somewhere between 30 and death.

Do I love him? Oh, you bet I do.

Kate, where are you going?

I'm meeting Alejandro.

Kate, I'm sorry if I upset you. Will you do me a favor, Louise? Just stay out of

my life.

If she wants me to stay out of her life, good.

I'll stay out of her life.

I'll stay out of everybody's life.

To our long life together.

Sit down, my darling.

You love me so much.

Because you are you?

And you love me for just being me?

Well, there has to be more to it than that.

Well, of course there is more.

I love you for loving me while I'm just being me. Who's loving you?

Who's just being you while loving me? Who's just being me when I'm with you?

And I'll tell you that every night of our lives.

Alejandro, where do you think we'd be if you lost all your money?

I know exactly where we'd be.

On the phone, sucking up to my father.

No, what I mean is, well, you must have dated a few women who you felt were just

with you for your money.

But that's why I love you, Katerina.

I know you would never marry me for my money. You're too good a person.

Oh, Alejandro.

You're such a wonderful guy.

But I can't marry you.

Please.

Please take back your ring.

Your flawless, humongous diamond ring.

But, Katharina, why?

Oh, God.

I've tried.

I want to be. I would kill to be. But I'm not in love with you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. But it's just not there for me. And it

never will be.

If I married you, it would be for all the wrong rings.

Reasons.

I see.

I hope that someday you find someone who loves you and that you have a wonderful

life together. I really do.

But... Oh, damn.

Goodbye, Allie.

Katerina, wait.

I want you to know that there will always be a special place in my heart

you.

I want you to have something to remember me by.

Oh, no, no, I couldn't.

It wouldn't be... Oh, no, no, I couldn't. No, I insist.

I want you to keep it as a remembering of what almost was, but never

will be.

Well... If it will make you happy.

Fear. Thank you.

Now, shall we call it a night?

Hi,

guys.

I, um, I gave it back to Alejandro.

I called off the wedding.

Oh, that's a shame.

Well, look, I wouldn't worry about it. He's a millionaire.

He'll find somebody else.

Louise.

I'm really sorry for all those things I said to you before.

Forget about it.

You really hate me, don't you?

Louise.

Louise!

Well, it's just that my feelings were a little hurt. That's all. Forgive me?

Of course.

In fact, a lot of what you said...

that those marriages are very successful.

Now she tells me.

I was in Buffalo, Fairbanks, St. Louis, Omaha, Chicago, Idaho

Falls. Idaho Falls?

The stupid ticket he sold me was a standby.

They buff you off every flight.

I've been taking sponge baths in every airport in North America.

Kate.

Kate. This is not funny.

Oh, yes, it is.

Last week, Kirk sold Alejandro 200 of those tickets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what does that got to do with anything?

Well, Alejandro donated them to the New York police.

And he gave Kirk all the credit for it.

Now that's good. That's very good.

There. Come on, Red.

Don't kid around about a thing like that. I'm not.

Alejandro wanted to make sure that all those big, hard -working, cranky

policemen could take their... families for a week in the sun.

Yeah, like that's supposed to scare me.

Kirk, there's a Captain Roderick from the SWAT team on the phone.

Coming up next, Sam leaps into the life of a man about to die in the electric

chair. Time's running out on a startling all -new Quantum Leap. And Sunday

night, Lonnie Anderson stars in an NBC world premiere movie based on the most

sensational murder in Hollywood history, White Hot, the mysterious murder of

Thelma Todd.

Sunday night.