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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,180 by the time you 2 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,420 suggested you go to a sperm bank. You haven't said two words to me. Oh, yes, I 3 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:04,780 have. I said, hell no. 4 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,460 Call the elevator, please. 5 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:14,700 Oh, John, isn't this an adorable little baby? 6 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,160 Hell no. 7 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,720 Oh, this little guy's going to college, all right. 8 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,320 Every week, my husband and I put in some money in a special account for his 9 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,720 education. What a coincidence. 10 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,620 Wendy, he was just telling me to go down to the bank and make a deposit for our 11 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,880 baby. Good night. 12 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,900 John, I know you're mad at me, but I want to have another child while I still 13 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,380 can. And I want you to be the father. That way, Matthew would have a real 14 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,380 brother or sister. 15 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:49,960 Here's Amber's sperm bank. 16 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,340 How does Matthew feel about us having another baby? 17 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,640 Well, he said it would... 18 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:58,350 be a very sensible idea he did actually he said it would be john 19 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:04,470 look probably the most important thing i'll ever ask you to do for me 20 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:09,910 will you just think about it 21 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:12,550 that's him 22 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:19,190 you think my baby's ugly 23 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,410 Hell no. 24 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,910 Oh, Kate. 25 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,030 How was your big date? 26 00:02:31,390 --> 00:02:33,470 Oh, I've had it with men. 27 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:36,490 This guy took me to a really elegant restaurant. 28 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:39,730 Said how drawn he was to my spiritual side. 29 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,250 Then he grabbed my thigh. 30 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:45,470 Funny. That's my spiritual side, too. 31 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:54,320 between John and Wendy? No, not yet. 32 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:59,140 Wouldn't it be romantic if those two actually got back together again? 33 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,440 Yeah. They say love is lovelier the second time around. 34 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,520 Baloney. I went through that with one of my ex -husbands. 35 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,600 Oh, the first time around was heaven. 36 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,680 What happened the second time around? 37 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,660 They kicked us off the Ferris wheel. 38 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,540 What is the big secret? 39 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:23,800 Come on. What happened with you and Wendy? 40 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,160 Yes, we're dying to hear. What's the latest poop? 41 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:29,360 Did you two decide to have a baby? 42 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,100 Yes, as a matter of fact, we did. 43 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:36,680 All right, John, so tell me, what happened? You two went to bed and... If 44 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,580 must know, Kirk, we never actually made it to the bed. 45 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,080 Oh, all right, John. 46 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,380 Ouch on the couch. 47 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,300 Nothing happened on the couch. Oh, even better. 48 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,940 A little hug on the rug? 49 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,800 A little smile on a tile? 50 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,760 A little rolium on the linoleum? 51 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,180 Did you hour in the shower? 52 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,239 All right. 53 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,520 Just knock it off. 54 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,320 Wendy and I didn't do anything anywhere. 55 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,460 I can't believe you people. Somebody says baby and right away you all think 56 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,460 sex. 57 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:19,050 There are a lot of ways of getting pregnant without sex, you know. 58 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,190 I'm afraid we're not quite following you, John. 59 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:26,170 Oh, yeah, John. Don't tell us you still believe that toilet seat stuff. 60 00:04:28,270 --> 00:04:31,510 For your information, I happened to come up with the perfect solution. 61 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:33,510 Thanks to modern science. 62 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,570 Oh, do tell us, Dr. 63 00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:36,830 Frankenstein. 64 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:39,950 I went to a sperm bank. 65 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,340 John, John, I can't believe this. 66 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:55,980 All the fruit in this city just right for the picking, and you canned your own 67 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:56,980 peaches? 68 00:04:58,700 --> 00:04:59,700 Yes. 69 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:01,540 That's right, yes. 70 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,160 I know, it sounds a little, uh... Lonely? 71 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,880 Thank you, Kate. 72 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:13,160 Look, Wendy and I both realize it'd be very complicated if we slept together 73 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,860 again, and having a baby, my baby, is very important to her. 74 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,420 And this way, Matthew can have a real brother or sister. 75 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,000 You're so considerate. 76 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:24,400 Any woman would be proud to have you as an ex -husband. 77 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:33,780 Thank you, Mary Beth. Anyway, I went down to this place yesterday and made 78 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:34,780 a donation. 79 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,280 That way, Wendy can use it whenever she's ready. 80 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,380 I mean, it's really very simple. 81 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:44,900 It's very easy. 82 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,800 You know. 83 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,600 No regrets, no commitments, no emotional ties. 84 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,620 No emotional ties. 85 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:57,080 John, are you sure you're not clinging to some glimmer of hope that this baby 86 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,300 will bring you and Wendy back together again? No, no, no. Wendy made it 87 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,220 perfectly clear that this is strictly an arrangement. 88 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,400 Yeah, but how is this going to work? 89 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,760 Well... I mean, there must be a lot of legal ramifications involved in an 90 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:10,760 arrangement like this. 91 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,060 Well, actually... What do you mean? 92 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,880 Well, for instance... 93 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,940 How often will Wendy let John see the baby? Yeah. And? 94 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,820 What about child support? 95 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,840 Well, two children. I imagine John will be paying double. 96 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:29,480 Oh, yeah, and what happens if Wendy remarries? Who's the child's legal 97 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,960 I guess John is the legal father. 98 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,120 That's right. Wait a minute. Sorry. Wait a minute. 99 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:38,220 John went to a sperm bank. 100 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,700 He may only be the jaw's legal father. 101 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:47,270 Oh, come on, everybody. 102 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:54,010 Give John some credit. To enter into something as important as this without a 103 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:57,390 formal agreement, the man would have to be a complete idiot. 104 00:06:59,630 --> 00:07:00,710 Excuse me. 105 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:04,570 John is no idiot. 106 00:07:04,970 --> 00:07:05,709 That's true. 107 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:07,530 Gee, this is so involved. 108 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,250 Wendy must want that baby real bad. 109 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:12,450 I can understand. 110 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,720 She must hear her biological clock ticking. 111 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,940 I thought I heard mine ticking last night. 112 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,260 Thank God it was just post -nasal drip. 113 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,460 Oh, come on, Wendy, pick up. 114 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:34,020 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, Mom. I wish there was something I could do to 115 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,540 help. Mom, hold on. I've got someone on the other line. 116 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,360 Hello? Oh, hi, John. 117 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:42,070 Listen, Wendy, can we get together tomorrow and talk? 118 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,690 Oh, tomorrow's bad, John. I'm being inseminated. 119 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:50,410 I've got Mom on the other line. Can I call you back? No, no, no. You cannot 120 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:52,510 me back. And what do you mean you're being inseminated tomorrow? 121 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,110 What's the big rush? 122 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,950 Well, the doctor has to do it while I'm fertile, and tomorrow's the day. 123 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,250 Well, you can be fertile on another day. Look, we have to talk. 124 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:05,370 I just realized there are a lot of things that still need to be settled. 125 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,090 John, everything is settled. 126 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,370 You made the donation. I'm going to have the baby. 127 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:12,770 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got Mom on long distance. It's very important. 128 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,410 She's having trouble with her roses again. 129 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,410 Wendy, you're not listening to me. 130 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:19,170 Do you want me to call up that place and tell them not to give you my sperm? 131 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:22,490 John, it's not yours anymore. The account is in my name. 132 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:27,150 Are you trying to tell me that if I call them up and ask them for my squiggly 133 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,810 little things back to me, that they wouldn't give them to me? 134 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:34,309 Excuse me. I'm going to be quite a long time on this phone call. 135 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:35,950 Wendy! 136 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,169 John, look. 137 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,190 Now, I'm not going to argue about this. I'm doing it tomorrow, and that's it. 138 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,630 Now, I'll call you when the rabbit dies. 139 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,110 Wendy! 140 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,770 Well, Mom, sorry to keep you waiting. 141 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:46,590 Damn! 142 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:55,670 Damn, damn, damn! 143 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:58,130 John, John. 144 00:08:59,150 --> 00:09:00,270 Maybe I can help. 145 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,640 times, you've just got to be tough. 146 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:15,240 Hi, guys. Oh, I am late. 147 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:20,200 Ralphie. We were just discussing John and Wendy. 148 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:23,380 Oh, oh. Are they going to get back together and have a baby? 149 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:24,720 Yes and no. 150 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,640 Huh? 151 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:33,940 Ralphie, do the words artificial insemination mean anything to you? Are 152 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,760 kidding? If it wasn't for artificial insemination, I wouldn't be here today. 153 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,300 Really, Ralphie? You've never told us that before. 154 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,900 Yeah, well, it's not something I'm proud of. 155 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:51,220 You know how embarrassing it is to be pulled out of a lake in front of 200 156 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:54,120 campers and have some counselor do that to you? 157 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,440 Ralph, 158 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:07,360 I think you're talking about artificial respiration. 159 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,760 What are you talking about? 160 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:19,360 I'll be... John told us he went to a sperm bank. 161 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,600 I thought my story was embarrassing. 162 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,800 All right, let's get it over with. 163 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:32,140 I am an idiot. I did not have a formal arrangement with Wendy. 164 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,720 Idiot. 165 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,920 Tomorrow she's going to be inseminated, whether I like it or not. 166 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,440 I just called the people down at the bank, and I asked them if I could please 167 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,440 have my sperm back, and they said no. 168 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,340 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 169 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,540 You asked them? 170 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Yeah. 171 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,940 John, in case you haven't noticed, this is America. 172 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,300 We got a frontier tradition to uphold. 173 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,700 Did Horace Greeley say, go west, young man? 174 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,030 please? 175 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:10,170 Did Marshal Dillon say, come out with your hands up, please? 176 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:17,190 Did the Lone Ranger say, hi -ho, silver, please? 177 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:24,730 John, sometimes you gotta hop on your horse and take matters into your own 178 00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:27,610 hands. And I'll tell you something else, partner. 179 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:34,470 You're not going to be riding into Sperm City alone. 180 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:43,630 What the hell are you talking about? 181 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,130 Are you with us, Ralphie? You bet. 182 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:56,470 I'm with my buddy, John, 100%. All the way, do or die. 183 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,590 Where are we going, Kirk? 184 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:04,680 Butch said to Sundance, it's a great day to rob a bank. 185 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:10,540 What? Come on, Kimisabi. 186 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,120 Let's go round up your silver bullets. 187 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:47,620 All right, let's go. 188 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,480 Anybody home? 189 00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,290 We stick to our story. Right. 190 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,270 What story? 191 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,710 Oh, we forgot to tell you. 192 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:43,090 You forced us to rob this place against our will. 193 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:45,650 Thanks a lot, Kirk. 194 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:47,970 What are you thanking him for? It was my idea. 195 00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:52,470 Oh, I don't believe this. Not only am I robbing a sperm bank, but I'm doing it 196 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:53,470 with Moe and Curly. 197 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:56,970 All right, Ruffy. 198 00:13:57,590 --> 00:14:01,750 Why don't you go be the lookout and let us know if somebody's coming? Okay. 199 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:06,690 If I see somebody coming, what should I say? 200 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:09,310 You might try, somebody's coming. 201 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:11,890 He's done this before. 202 00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:14,970 This is it. 203 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,450 The door's locked. All right. 204 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,530 Give me a handkerchief, John. Handkerchief? Yeah. Come here. 205 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,610 Oh, yeah. 206 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,290 Don't leave fingerprints, right? No. 207 00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:28,570 God only knows the kind of hands that touch this thing. 208 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,470 I think I can open this with a credit card. 209 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,350 John, give me a credit card. 210 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,530 I hope you know what you're doing. 211 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,530 Couldn't qualify for the gold. 212 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,150 All right. 213 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,310 Spin back and watch a master at work. 214 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,470 Sorry, John. 215 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,390 I guess it doesn't take American Express. 216 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,430 You idiot. 217 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:16,590 The pot with my name on it is still on the door. 218 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:22,090 Now what I'm going to do, Mr. Master at work, we've got to break the door down. 219 00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:23,930 Kirk, we cannot break the door down. 220 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,670 Suit yourself. 221 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:30,590 It's either that or tomorrow morning little John Lacey Jr. goes on his first 222 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,590 hunt. 223 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:34,510 We've got to break the door down. Let's go. 224 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,090 Are you ready? Yeah. 225 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,130 One. Two. 226 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,250 What are you guys doing? 227 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,690 We're going to break down the door. 228 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:45,930 Oh, sorry. 229 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,260 How the hell did you get in here? 230 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,220 Oh, I thought I heard somebody coming, so I ducked in the back way. 231 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,479 It was unlocked? 232 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,780 No, I used a credit card. 233 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:15,920 Yes, it's gold. 234 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,260 So, uh, where do they keep the stuff? 235 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520 In the tanks. 236 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,780 Now, look, that's liquid nitrogen, so don't touch it. 237 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,540 Now, you two keep watch, and I gotta find my file number. 238 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:39,470 What's this? 239 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:44,490 Um, Ralphie, if I'm not mistaken, that's where the guy goes to, uh... 240 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:49,290 It's called the deposit closet. 241 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,710 Thanks. 242 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:58,870 John, come on. I got very important places to go, people to see here. Let's 243 00:16:58,870 --> 00:16:59,769 take all night. 244 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,050 Oh, look at this. A VCR. 245 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,910 Complete with motivational tapes. 246 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,510 Helga does Holland. 247 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,450 John, take your time. 248 00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:20,349 Kellerman, Kelly, Kurtz, Lacey. 249 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,050 There we go. Seven, two, one, three. 250 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:26,690 Seven, two, one, three. Seven, two, one, three. 251 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,630 Seven, two, one. 252 00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:39,600 I'm not going until I get what I came for. 253 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,100 Seven, two, one, three, seven, two. 254 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,280 Yeah, there's my baby. 255 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,140 Come to papa. 256 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,560 All right, freeze. 257 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,360 Now listen, I can explain it. 258 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,580 Thank God you are here. 259 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:03,400 This man forced us to come down here against our will. 260 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,940 Oh, come on. Are these handcuffs really necessary? Hey, just relax, okay, until 261 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,020 your ex -wife gets here. 262 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,440 And the bank is going to leave it up to her whether or not to press charges. 263 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:21,200 After all, it was her property you broke. 264 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,260 Okay, thanks, Sarge. 265 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,020 Well, we spoke to the Pentagon. 266 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,600 They said they never heard of you. 267 00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,510 Never heard of me. 268 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,530 Right. 269 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:47,390 Yes. That is the national security code for let him go immediately. 270 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,470 Keep in touch, fellas. 271 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:51,690 Cute. 272 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,090 Right. 273 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:54,910 Wendy, well, it's about time. 274 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:58,450 I would have been here sooner, but I wasn't sure how to dress for a breaking 275 00:18:58,450 --> 00:18:59,450 entering party. 276 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,070 You made a good selection. 277 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:05,610 Wendy, would you tell these nice officers that you're not going to press 278 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,610 charges, please? 279 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,050 Okay, John, I won't press charges. 280 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:10,350 On one condition. 281 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:11,710 Condition? What condition? 282 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,850 That you replace the donation that you ruined. No, forget it. Forget it. 283 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:18,270 Absolutely not. I'm not going to go back to that room again. I'd rather go to 284 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,270 jail. 285 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:20,669 Book him. 286 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,670 Oh, no. 287 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,690 John, John. 288 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:27,430 I know you're a busy man, but what is a couple of minutes out of your day? 289 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,830 Time well spent, John. You can learn all... 290 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,140 Officer, could I talk to him for a minute, please? 291 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,360 Sure. 292 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,340 Okay, John, maybe you're right. Maybe this isn't the best way for us to have 293 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,340 another baby. 294 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,540 Let's go back to your place. Now, Wendy, Wendy, we should not be trying to have 295 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,140 a baby that way either. Why not? We had Matthew that way. 296 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,260 Well, that was different. We were young, we were happy, we were in love. 297 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,500 But I don't love you anymore. 298 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,300 Well, that's the first time I've been able to say that. 299 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,900 I don't love you anymore. 300 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,030 Congratulations, John, but I'm not asking you to love me. 301 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,050 Look, Matthew's almost in high school. 302 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:16,250 Then he's going to go off to college, graduate, and never come home again. 303 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,910 I love being a mother, but pretty soon I'm not going to have anybody to be a 304 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:20,829 mother to. 305 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,630 I'm sorry, Wendy, but it's too late. No matter what you say, I can't do this. 306 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,990 Damn it, Lacey, I should have got you in bed when I had the chance. 307 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,710 Yes, now could you get these things off me, please? 308 00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:33,110 Oh, sure, John, in a minute. What are you doing? 309 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,680 I've always wondered, what's it like in here anyway? Oh, come on, stop that, 310 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,060 Wendy. Wendy, will you stop? Wendy! 22986