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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,880 The time. 2 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:03,860 As I come to group every week and I walk down that hall, do you know what 3 00:01:03,860 --> 00:01:06,200 strikes me again and again? 4 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,000 The blonde from SmokeEnders? 5 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,360 Wrong. 6 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:18,660 What strikes me is how blessed I am to be part of a support group. 7 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,280 I mean, what are we all about? 8 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,040 Sharing, right? 9 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:28,670 And since I've been holding back for a long time, I thought it was... Finally 10 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:31,010 time that I shared something with all of you. 11 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,530 Well, that's wonderful, Kirk. Isn't it, everybody? 12 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,450 We're touched that you're here to share, Kirk. 13 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,550 How much is it going to cost us? 14 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:45,350 How much is it going to cost you? 15 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:49,810 How much is it going to cost you? Not as much as you might think. 16 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:54,230 Ladies and gentlemen, our very own timeshare in Fort Lauderdale. 17 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:59,290 Come on! It's a great idea. We could all chip in and buy one of these babies. 18 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:02,090 Come on. Yeah, and just how much are you going to chip in? 19 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:04,030 Okay. Okay. 20 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,850 If it'll make you feel any better, I'll give up my commission. 21 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,750 You mean you won't be a brigadier general anymore? 22 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:17,110 Well, since we're all present or accounted for, why don't we begin? 23 00:02:17,610 --> 00:02:19,230 Wait. John's not here. 24 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:21,990 John Colton said he wouldn't be coming tonight. 25 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:23,570 Why not? 26 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,240 sexual problems. 27 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:05,270 dependency on a support group? 28 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:08,910 That's the dumbest thing I've heard in the two years I've been coming here. 29 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:17,630 You know, I can't imagine myself spending a Friday night without the 30 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:18,630 know what you mean. 31 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:22,230 I came here tonight instead of going to a party on Donald Trump's yacht. 32 00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:24,970 Does that mean I'm addicted? 33 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,250 No, dear, it means you're crazy. 34 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,030 Important things to do tonight. 35 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,630 Number one. 36 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,010 Outline a lesson plan for next semester's English class. 37 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,430 Number two. 38 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,590 Number two. 39 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,890 Number one. Lesson plan for next semester's English class. 40 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:47,890 Writing an essay. 41 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:52,870 Okay, our topic will be... My 42 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:59,530 most 43 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,590 memorable birthday. 44 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,800 That would make a great short story. 45 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,020 Yeah. 46 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,300 My Most Memorable Birthday by John Lacey. 47 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:19,760 The July sun shone brightly through my window on the morning of my sixth 48 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,240 birthday, the day my father was to take me to see my first Yankee game. 49 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:30,300 Boy, I was so excited. I got my mitt, and I got my hat, and I got the mumps. 50 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:38,310 So, instead of me, my father took my Uncle Lou, and I had to stay at home in 51 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:41,470 and listen to Mel Allen on the radio telling me everything I was missing. 52 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:44,530 It's the bottom of the ninth. Two on, two out. 53 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:46,250 The Yankees down by a run. 54 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:48,110 Mickey Mantle steps to the plate. 55 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:49,370 He digs in. 56 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:51,890 And the wind -up. And the pitch. 57 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,800 home from the game with the biggest surprise the kid could get. 58 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:19,000 A baseball autographed by Mickey Mantle himself. 59 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,620 And not just any ball, the one he hits for the homer to win that game. 60 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,880 Talk about a birthday present. 61 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:45,209 Hi, Dad. 62 00:05:45,210 --> 00:05:46,990 Yeah. Uh, fine. 63 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:50,750 Yeah, I was just sitting around home having a great time, and I was just 64 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,850 wondering... Huh? 65 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:53,930 One -to -one club? 66 00:05:54,510 --> 00:05:56,150 Yeah, well, I decided not to go tonight. 67 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,350 I mean, it's not like I'm addicted to that club or anything. 68 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:03,730 Listen, Dad, remember that baseball that you caught at Yankee Stadium on my 69 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:04,730 sixth birthday? 70 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,570 Well, what ever happened to it? 71 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:08,910 What? 72 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,840 How the hell can you throw away a ball that was autographed by Mickey Mantle? 73 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,500 Dad? 74 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,660 Dad, what's so funny? 75 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,460 You bought the ball at Woolworth's on the way home from the game? 76 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,740 Well, then who autographed it? 77 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:30,700 Uncle Lou? 78 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,500 Yes, I did. I did believe that story all these years. 79 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,060 Funny. 80 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,310 Yeah, yeah, I guess. It's real funny. 81 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:43,630 Sure. 82 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:47,150 Anyway, Dad, how's it going with... Huh? 83 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,730 Oh, yeah, tonight's your bowling night. I forgot, yeah. Well, don't let me keep 84 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:52,730 you. 85 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:53,870 No, I understand. 86 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:54,950 Yeah. 87 00:06:55,070 --> 00:06:56,070 I'll call you later. 88 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,090 Bye. 89 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,510 Important thing to do tonight, number two. 90 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:07,190 Uncle Lou? 91 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:11,240 That moron can barely write. his own name. 92 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:18,040 Okay, Ralph, maybe I haven't missed a meeting in two years, but for your 93 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,500 information, I've been late. 94 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:22,260 Twice. 95 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,420 Come to think of it, I've been here practically every Friday night myself. 96 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,640 Please, Kirk, we're depressed enough. 97 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,960 Well, it appears that John has opened an interesting can of... 98 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:45,840 Speaking of worms, did I show you guys the picture of the bait shop 99 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,200 located right next to our timeshare? 100 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:53,860 You know, maybe it wouldn't hurt each of us to follow John's lead and miss a 101 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:55,040 group meeting now and then. 102 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,060 Oh. Yeah. Maybe we could take turns starting next week. 103 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,630 to do that for a month. 104 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,290 Important thing to do, number nine. 105 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:53,990 Number nine. 106 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,170 lady tonight. 107 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:28,830 Hi, 108 00:09:29,930 --> 00:09:32,130 Bonnie. Sorry you're not home. It's John Lacey. 109 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:36,910 We met the other night at Clancy's bar, and I was just wondering if you'd like 110 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,370 to get together with me, why don't you just give me a call? 111 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:41,870 You got my matchbook. 112 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,210 Oh, I love that message of yours. 113 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,370 That's a great Cindy Lauper impression. 114 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:03,660 a boring message. 115 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,620 Hello, sweetheart. 116 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,120 John's not home right now. 117 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,540 Leave a message and he'll get back to you. 118 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,720 Maybe not today. 119 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,060 Maybe not tomorrow. 120 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,560 But until he does, here's listening to you, kid. 121 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,740 I thought I told you never to play that song. 122 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,170 mean the two people can't share a moment. 123 00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,710 Like you and I could... 124 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,240 pizza the other day. You know that pizza's really Chinese? 125 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,339 Oh, yeah? 126 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,520 Yeah. So is Tony. 127 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,760 So tell me, Larry, Larry, how long you been in the pizza game? Oh, a couple of 128 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,680 days. No kidding. Boy, the way you carry that looks like it's been a couple of 129 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,120 years. Yeah, that's $12 .95. 130 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,540 Oh, yeah, that's right. 131 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,440 Oh, a Mets fan, huh? 132 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,620 Oh, no, just a slave to fashion. 133 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,120 You know something? 134 00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:54,520 I'm a Yankee fan myself, yeah. I once had a ball autographed by Mickey Mantle 135 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,540 himself. Well, at least I thought it was Mickey Mantle. 136 00:11:56,860 --> 00:12:00,420 You know what my father told me? No, but I know what Tony told me. If I'm not 137 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,260 back at the pizzeria in ten minutes, I'm going home in eight slices. 138 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,560 Okay. 139 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:06,880 Here's $15. 140 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,080 Keep the change, Larry. 141 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,820 Oh, thanks, Mr. Kravitz. Sure, Larry. 142 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,680 Kravitz. Wait a minute. No, no, Larry. This is not my pizza. 143 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,820 It is now. No, no, no. You don't understand. 144 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:20,520 I didn't order a pizza, and my name is not Kravitz. Oh, that's okay. My name's 145 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,520 not Larry. 146 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:44,719 Hi, Brad. 147 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,720 Uh, John. 148 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,860 Yeah, listen, is that poker game still on tonight? 149 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,660 It is? Great. 150 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,920 Yeah, sure, I'll bring the pizza. 151 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,560 No anchovies? You got it. 152 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,140 I was so busy, I really needed a break. 153 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,720 So I figured, all work and no play makes John a doughboy. 154 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,340 That's not what's causing it, John. 155 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960 Here's your chips. 156 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,580 Oh, thank you. I'm real sorry to hear about your friend dying. Oh, that 157 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:29,580 me. New rule. 158 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,820 No more IOUs. 159 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,860 Ah, boy. This is gonna be great. 160 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,800 I haven't played poker since college. 161 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,740 Yeah, boy, we had some times. 162 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:42,080 Just a bunch of nutty English lit majors sitting around playing for matchsticks. 163 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:45,060 Talking about... Shelly and Pete and Byron. 164 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,920 Charming. 165 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:51,940 Okay, everybody, shanty up. 166 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:56,040 Oh, good. Like my father told me, you can't win if you don't play. 167 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,800 Of course, he also told me my Uncle Lou was Mickey Mantle. 168 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,140 And you believed that? You bet I did. 169 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,740 Well, gentlemen, what do you say we raise the stake? 170 00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,090 Are we celebrating? 171 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,069 No, sir. 172 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:28,630 That goes against my principles. Count me out. I'm buying. Let's roll. 173 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,470 there's a lot of repressed anger there. 174 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,450 He really is upset. 175 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,430 You know, a lot of times when a guy loses his temper it's because there's 176 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,030 something deeper inside bothering him. 177 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:03,510 You know, like something at work, something at home, something his father 178 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,510 have told him when he was a kid. 179 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,790 You know, I learned something. I learned you gotta get that stuff out in the 180 00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:09,830 open and deal with it. 181 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,850 I think we should talk to him. 182 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,270 to Frenchie and find out what's really bothering him. 183 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:17,970 We know what's really bothering him, John. Oh, you do? 184 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,390 Well, what is it? 185 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,370 He missed the flush. 186 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:26,990 Oh. 187 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,970 Okay, guys, new deck. 188 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,370 Handy apples, go. 189 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,210 Actually, I think I'm going to call it a night. 190 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:34,910 John, you're going already? 191 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,930 Yeah, well, you see, I really got a lot of important things to do at home. 192 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:43,210 Listen, I had a really great time tonight, and, uh... If anybody else 193 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,210 sure to give me a call. 194 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:54,070 i can't i got a call from my group well what can i say they need me 195 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:57,730 i'll call you monday okay bye 196 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,190 and becomes a pest with a beautiful goat. 197 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:26,410 And Thursday's comedy lineup begins with a Cosby show, followed by a different 198 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:30,850 world. And on Cheers, Carla could be rich if she gets rid of Eddie's ex 199 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,370 Then it's a wacky visit from the hereafter on Grand Thursday. 200 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,010 Now stay tuned for... 14734