All language subtitles for Dear John s02e11 Honolulu Baby

Well, if you would watch where you were
going, I wouldn't have bumped into you

in the first place.

Same to you.

Boy, oh boy.

Thinks she's never been pinched before.

Maybe it's my cologne.

Hey, wait.

What do you think women would like on a
guy like me?

How about mace?

So...

You think John will be here tonight?

Oh, I don't know. I called him earlier
today. He didn't sound too good. Ah,

what's wrong?

Well, this Sunday is the second
anniversary of the day that Wendy

with that Dear John letter. Oh, no.

It's that time of year again.

DJ day.

I don't know. Last year he was so
depressed he locked himself in his

the entire weekend and stuffed himself
with ding -dongs.

Well, good evening, everybody.

Hi, John.

Are you all right?

Huh? Yeah, fine.

Oh,

I know what you're thinking.

Black Sundays this weekend, huh?

Well, past that now.

What's done is done, and you don't have
to worry about me pigging out on ding

-dongs. Got a whole new attitude this
year. Oh, good for you, John. That's

terrific. Ray, John, maybe later we'll
knock back a couple of brewskis to

celebrate. Oh, good. I sure could use
something to wash down these twinkies.

filmed before a studio audience.

John, you better give the Twinkies a
rest or plan on wearing that chair home.

Oh, come on, really.

Now, you got that Dear John letter two
years ago. You can't keep stuffing your

face every time DJ Day rolls around.

I am moving on. This is my sixth
Twinkie.

Oh, Mrs.

Filbert, you certainly were a beautiful
teenager.

Well, you don't get to look like this
overnight.

So what do we got here?

Mrs. Filbert is going to her 60th high
school reunion this Sunday.

Tom's taking me. I'm so excited.

Look at this photograph of her at 16
with her boyfriend.

Move over, Mary.

Thanks.

John, isn't Mrs. Filbert the most
adorable thing you've ever seen?

Yeah, it's very good. Very good.

Well put.

Oh, you know, you were so cute. You
looked just like a Kewpie doll.

Oh, I'm no Kewpie doll, honey.

I was a vamp.

Especially when I played my ukulele.

I just have it restrung for the reunion.

I used to drive the boys wild when I
played this thing.

I guess that explains all those notches
on it.

Do you know Honolulu Baby?

Honolulu Baby?

Two bars of that and the boys would be
fighting to get into my rumble seat.

Honolulu Baby, where'd you get those
eyes?

And that comes flat. Oh,

Mrs. Phillips, stop, please. I can't
control myself.

Works every time.

Oh, hey, Thomas.

Oh, will you excuse me? I have to go see
what the big guy wants.

As if I didn't know.

Boy, Mrs. Filbert sure looks pretty.

I wish I had a girlfriend in high school
who looked like her.

What am I saying? I would have settled
for a girlfriend who looked like him.

So that was her boyfriend, huh? Yes,
that was Mrs.

Filbert's high school sweetheart,

Lloyd. Oh, that's why she's so excited
about the reunion, because Lloyd's going

to be there. No, because Lloyd's not
going to be there.

You see...

Mrs. Filbert and Lloyd were engaged to
be married. But two days before the

wedding, Lloyd ran off with her best
friend, Clara.

Ran off with her best friend? That's
right.

Oh, God, where am I? Twinkies. John.

Sit down.

Twinkies? Oh, DJ day is this Sunday.

Oh.

Do you mind?

Do you mind?

We were talking about Mrs. Filbert,
right? Oh, yes, well.

reunion Mrs. Filbert's ever gone to. She
was always afraid she'd run into Lloyd

and Clara.

I imagine having two women fighting over
you like that.

Trust me, Ralphie, it's a sobering
experience.

Mrs. Filbert, what are you going to wear
to the reunion?

Nothing.

That ought to get their hearts started.

No, I mean, I'm not going.

Tom can't take me. He's going out of
town.

Well, where's... Where's he going?

He has a speaking engagement.

Wilbur, you can't miss a day like this.
You've waited such a long time.

I'm not dragging all the way out to
Weehawken, New Jersey by myself.

I went all the way to Nebraska for my
reunion.

You went to high school in Nebraska?

No. Guess that's why I was voted most
gullible.

John. John.

Why don't you take her?

Huh? Me?

No, I don't know. I'm sorry, Mrs.
Philbert. I sort of have plans for

Yeah, he's staying home for the big
twink off.

John, it will do you good to get out of
the house Sunday. Take your mind off

things. It's just for the afternoon.

Yeah, you wouldn't want Mrs. Philbert to
miss her reunion, would you?

Oh, who cares?

Who wants to go to a stupid 60th reunion
anyway?

I'll see you next week.

Mrs. Philbert, I'd be honored to take
you.

Oh, that's very sweet, John.

Thank you.

But let's get one thing straight.

As a rule, I don't fool around on the
first date.

Okay.

And again, rules were made to be broken.

Mrs. Philby, Mrs. Philby. Let's just
give him the rest, please.

That was our seventh Charleston.

Besides, it's almost five o 'clock. We
should be going home now, huh?

Well, aren't you having a good time?

What? Yes, yes, yes. I'm having a great
time.

But today is the day that I have to be
at home, alone, all by myself.

Do you care for an Oreo?

How about a Malamar?

Let me just talk to Dolly before we go.
I'll wash this down with some punch.

Hey, John.

Oh, I saw you dancing there. You cut a
mean rug. Put her there.

Yeah, you sure did, Lester.

Why, that's even funnier than the
dribble glass.

Now you know why they call me Lester the
Jester, eh? Yeah. Eh? Yeah. Eh? Yeah!

Oh, that Bonnie.

She's still cute as a button.

But oh, what a temper.

Bonnie, Gilbert, a temper?

Didn't you hear what she did when her
best friend Clara stole her fiancé and

took off with him? No, I didn't.

You see, Clara had the best head of hair
in Weehawken.

And when Clara and Lloyd took off in
their roadster to the lope, Bonnie

alongside on a motorcycle and tried to
cut off Claire's hair with a pair of

sheep shears. And she would have done
it, too, if the sidecar hadn't hooked on

hog.

That sweet old lady did that?

Hard to believe, huh? Yeah. Huh? Yeah.
Huh? Yeah!

Oh, no, no, no, no, Dottie. I did not
swoon over Rudolph Valentino. You did

Remember, we saw all of his movies
together.

You loved Rudolph Valentino. Not Rudolph
Valentino. Rudy Valli.

But don't you remember we saw him on a
double bill with Nelson Eddy?

No, not Nelson Eddy. Eddie Cantor.

I just remembered.

I never went to a movie with you.

A little bit.

About time to go, isn't it? Hey, Bonnie.

What do you say we trip the light
fantastic, huh?

Okay, one more.

Well, well, well.

I don't believe my eyes.

Look who came after me.

Lloyd. Clara Ann Lloyd?

Oh, no, no, no.

What's new?

Hello, Lloyd.

Hello, Clara.

It's been a long time.

Not long enough.

You can't still be upset with me. It's
almost 60 years. What could I do? Lloyd

swept me off my feet. Big deal.

Your legs are already in the air.

Sorry. Bonnie, did you ever manage to
get married?

I'm between husbands right now.

You never could hold on to a man.

Well, I held on to this one for three
years.

This is my fiancé, John.

Fiancé.

Why? Look at the time. We have to go. It
was really nice meeting you.

Come on, let's go, Lamb Chop.

Just a minute, Popsicle.

I want to apologize.

You do?

Yes, yes.

I just haven't been myself lately.

Well, I mean, what with planning our
wedding and...

Oh, I understand, dear. I'm so glad we
decided to come at the last minute. Oh,

it's really too bad you couldn't get
here sooner.

You and I have so much to catch up on.

Yeah. Oh, why don't we go to our place
for coffee?

Our place? No, no, no, no, no. It would
be much too hard on them. We live all

the way over, and we go hard.

We live in Jackson Heights. We're
practically neighbors. We would love to

over. Oh, isn't that great, John? Oh,
actually, yeah. John loves entertaining.

Can I pick him or what?

Look, Mrs. Phillips, I'm really glad
that you made up with your friends, but

this is just a good night for me, you
know? So we'll just have them in for a

of coffee, a little small talk, and then
we'll send them on their way, okay?

Don't worry. It won't take me long. Give
all belongs to me.

What's that?

Lloyd. Whoa!

This is crazy.

Take Lloyd?

You can't break up a 60 -year marriage.

Oh, no.

That's one of the great things about
life.

A woman is never too old to be a
homewrecker.

This is crazy.

You can't break up Clara and Lloyd.

Oh, quit bellyaching. You give me the
heebie -jeebies.

Just how do you think you're going to go
about getting Lloyd back, anyway?

Simple. I'm going to seduce him.

Oh, Mrs. Philbert. If you'll excuse me,
I have to go get freshened up for the

kill. Mrs. Philbert, look, I don't need
this right now.

All I want to do is be left alone.

Now, look.

One coffee, and you and Lloyd and Clara
are out of here.

Hi, John!

I've got to start using that

peephole.

the neighborhood, so we thought we'd
drop by. In the neighborhood? Yeah, we

on our regular Sunday night walk.

Since when do you have a regular Sunday
night walk?

This is our first night.

Pretty quick, huh?

All right, John.

We needn't beat around the bush.

We were a bit concerned about you facing
DJ night alone.

Okay, all right, look, I appreciate
that, but I'm in great shape.

So, as a matter of fact, would you
please get out of here, because...

I have a woman here tonight. No! Yes,
yes.

Please, please, please.

So you don't have to worry about my
being depressed.

Hi, gang.

Oh, John.

You really are depressed.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

It's not going to work, John. You're not
going to get rid of us that easily.

So, Mrs. Philbert, how was the reunion?

Oh, it was fine. Until Clara and Lloyd
showed up, that is. What happened? Well,

it's a long story and involves sheep
shears, but I'll tell you all about that

some other time when you're all not
leaving.

Okay. Oh, hi.

Hi. We were just talking about you.
Hello, John. You didn't mention that it

a party. Trust me, it's no party. Come
in.

We're friends of John's.

Hello.

Well,

you must be very excited about their
engagement.

Whose engagement?

Monty's and John's?

What? You're engaged?

Wow, I didn't even know you two were
going together.

So, uh, tell me, have you two given any
thought to kids?

Guys, can I talk to you in the kitchen
for a moment, please? Oh, good, good.

I'll bet John's going to show us his
china pattern.

Where are you registered?

Get in the kitchen, please.

All right, look, let me tell you what's
going on.

At the reunion, Mrs.

Philbert, in order to save face, told
Lloyd and Clara that I was her fiancé.

right? Now, you got that?

Good.

Now... Excuse me. Yeah.

Bonnie asked me to get the coffee
started.

Uh -huh.

Where do you keep the filters?

Oh, it's in the top drawer. Oh, never
mind. I'll get it.

So, anyway, John, about this wedding,
after you and Mrs. Philbert tie the

knot... Are you guys going to live here
or try and save some money and shack up

with our parents?

There. There you are, Karen. Thank you.
Everybody, please, please, please.

Excuse us.

John, if you wanted so badly to be
alone, why did you invite Lloyd and

over for coffee? I didn't. Mrs. Philbert
did. She has this crazy plan about

seducing Lloyd.

Oh, suddenly I have newfound respect for
the Philster. Hey, come on.

Kirk, I'm not going to let that happen
here.

Now, look, I wouldn't say this if I
didn't love you all. Would you please

the hell out of my apartment?

John,

somebody is playing the ukulele in your
bedroom. Oh, my God.

What is that?

Foreplay.

Mrs. Philpott's in there with Lloyd.

Give me that.

Oh, nuts. One more chorus and I'd have
had him.

Bonnie, you haven't changed a bit.

You're no different than you were 60
years ago.

You couldn't get Floyd then and you
can't get him now.

You can't talk like that to me, you
trollop.

Please,

can't we resolve our differences in a
more civilized manner?

Come, Clara. Come, Mrs. Philpott. Sit.

That's a reasonable idea, Louise.

Now, who'd like to begin?

Well, I've been having some problems
lately.

Let's look at the facts, shall we? Now,
Mrs.

Filbert, while it's true that Clara
absconded with your betrothed...

Well, I tried.

Tried? You tried more men than Judge
Wapner.

And, Clara, you've had a wonderful 60
-year marriage, so it seems both of

you got what you wanted.

Therefore, I think it's time to bury old
grievances and retrieve the warm

friendship of old school chums.

What say, girls?

I never really did believe in these
techniques.

Let me give it a try.

Mrs.

Filbert, I've been with you all day,
watching you enjoy a perfectly wonderful

reunion. And now you're going to spoil
it. And why?

Because you keep holding on to all that
anger from 60 years ago.

Mrs. Filbert, believe me, I know better
than anyone how much it hurts to lose

somebody like that.

So?

I'm really sorry.

Look, there comes a time to let that
anger go. You understand?

And I, for one, think that that time is
right now, Mrs. Filbert.

What's so important about now?

Mrs. Filbert.

Mrs. Filbert.

How many more reunions do you have to
waste?

Clara.

Deep down in my heart, I always knew
that my life turned out the way it

have.

Thanks for stealing Lloyd.

It was my pleasure.

And now come over to my place and let's
have a real reunion.

Oh, I'd love it.

Wait till I get my ukulele.

No, no, no, no, no.

Lamp shop, leave the ukulele here.

Your fiancé.

is very charming.

Oh. He's not my fiancé.

He's just a passing fancy.

Good night, everybody.

Good night.

Have a nice night.

Oh, boy.

You know, those were good words you said
to Mrs.

Philbert about anger, John.

Words...

Yes, they were good, weren't they?

So, do you think you could live by them?

Well, I could try.

Is anybody hungry?

I'm not. I haven't had dinner. Got
anything good to eat in there, Joe?

think I have some mud pies that I bought
for the weekend.

Just a few, though.

is in the deep freeze when an old
acquaintance wants a court order to be

And Roxanne's got a case of opening
night jitters.

This is Blair Underwood. The curtain
goes up on L .A. Law next.

And Friday night, come in from the cold
and heat up with adventure, action, and

intrigue on NBC with Baywatch, True
Blue, and Mancuso FBI Friday.

You know, I haven't been down to the
village in years. Where did you find

cute little restaurant?

Oh, that's where Louis the Torch got
rubbed out last week.

Yeah, I figured any place that's got a
gangland of slayings has got to have

great linguine.

You know, I really would like to invite
you in, but it's late.

Hey, come on. It's only 10 .15.

Yeah, yeah, but my daughter's probably
waiting up for me. She just will not go

to bed while the sitter's there. Oh, I'd
like to meet her.

Well... She can be kind of rough
sometimes on the men I go out with.

a teacher, remember?

I've yet to meet a kid I couldn't win
over.

Yeah? You're not too bad with grown
-ups, either.

Oh, hey, there she is now. Hi.

Hi.

Melissa, this is John.

Nice to meet you, Melissa.

Did you want to tell you? I teach
English.

I already know English.

Well, maybe you're right. It is a little
late.

Take care of yourself.