All language subtitles for Dear John s02e09 The Dilemma with Emma

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Yeah, thank you.

I'm really going to miss him.

Uncle Jack was like a second father to
me, you know? I know. He talked about

all the time.

Emma's really lucky to have a nephew
like you to lean on.

Well, I promised my uncle that I would
take care of her, but, well, she's a

strong woman.

I'm sure it's just a matter of time
before she's back to her old self again.

You know Emma.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Aunt Emma.

I thought you were going to take a nap.

I tried to sleep, but it's too hard.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I keep thinking of Uncle Jack, too.

No, your mattress, it's like a rock.

Right, Aunt Emma.

You know, John, you were always Jack's
favorite.

That's why he wanted you to have this.

Oh, wow.

His Marine Corps ring.

Oh, Aunt Emma, this really means a lot
to me.

I remember the first day your uncle ever
showed it to you.

How you begged him to let you try it on.

Yeah, I remember.

I was so little it wouldn't even stay on
my thumb. I remember that.

You were so cute.

How could I get mad when it slipped off
your finger and fell down the drain in

the bathroom sink?

Oh, yeah.

You remember how excited you were?

Watching the plumbers take apart our
pipes.

Remember that?

Cost us about $70.

Which in those days was a whole week's
salary to you, Uncle Jack.

It was a lot of money.

A lot of money.

You know, our water pressure was never
the same after that.

Memories.

In the event that hell does freeze over,
I can expect your call.

Hey, guys.

Hey,

Red.

I just landed two ringside tickets for
WrestleMania.

What do you say? You want to go with me?

When hell freezes over.

Hot luck, Red. I'm already booked that
night.

I want you to know how sorry we all were
to hear of your uncle's passing. Oh,

yes. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. He
was really a terrific guy.

Oh, look at this.

He even left me his Marine Corps ring.

I've got a drawer full of those.

So, John, how's your aunt taking it? Oh,
she's going to be fine.

My Aunt Emma is one of a kind.

Thank God.

Good. Now, who'd like to begin?

No one?

Well, well, well.

Well, we got our 90 -day evaluations
today, and guess who was ranked number

of all the toll collectors at the
Lincoln Tunnel?

the upper 50%. Excuse me.

Johnny, there you are.

I've been looking all over for the one
-to -one club. Would it kill you people

to put a sign on the door?

What are you doing here?

You suggested I join a support group,
remember?

Yeah, I know. I mean, not necessarily
this group.

Well, I figured why dump my problems on
strangers when I could come here every

week and share them with you.

Every week?

John, don't you want to introduce us?
Yeah, Aunt Emma.

This is Ralph.

This is Kate.

Mrs. Filbert. Tom.

This is Kurt.

And this is our leader, Louise.

Everybody!

Hi, Aunt Emma!

We were all very sorry to hear about
your husband.

It must be very hard for you.

Yes. But I'm all right.

Except, of course, my heart.

However, my doctor says I'll be fine as
long as I don't get overexcited.

Which shouldn't be a problem from the
looks of things here.

It's none of my business, but a person
with your condition should not wear a

dark jacket.

My condition?

What condition?

You don't have to tell the whole world
you're losing your hair.

Losing my hair.

My husband, Jack, was about your age
when he started going bald.

Me? Going bald?

I think you better try a little Windex
on those specs.

Oh, another one.

We still got that mirror in the back.

Well, Emma, would you like to take a
seat and we can get back to our meeting?

Thank you.

That's Louisa's chair.

Oh, I'm sorry. I just sat here because
it's got a straight back.

I have this little problem with my
pancreas.

But don't you worry. I shouldn't be in
too much pain.

I'll just stand all night.

No, no, no, no.

Stay where you are, please. I'll just
sit over here.

Thank you, dear.

Comfortable?

Well, why don't you continue with your
accomplishments at work?

Well, as I said, you're looking at a
happy man after three great months of

working as a toll collector at the
Lincoln Tunnel. You're a toll collector?

Well, I'm no Tim Flynn.

But I am in the upper 50%. Well, good
for you.

That's a good way to support yourself
until you find a real job.

Aunt Emma, that is his real job.

Oh.

Tell me, what is it like standing hour
after hour in that tiny little box?

No, Aunt Emma, it isn't that tiny.

Well, now that you mention it, it is
pretty cramped in there.

And what about the fumes from all those
cars? It must be unbearable.

They're bad.

fumes from all those buses and trucks.

And you must freeze to death in their
uniforms.

They give them overcoats and gloves.
Yeah, yeah, but you have to take off the

gloves to make change.

Except for that show -off Tim Flynn.

He can change a five -wearing mitten.

There are good points about job, like
the pay.

Are you kidding? The pay stinks.

Take my eyes. Not my hair.

No, Louise.

Emma is absolutely right.

Pretty soon it'll be too late for me to
have children.

I can already hear my biological clock
running down.

Tick -tock, tick -tock. Kate, don't you
worry.

I'm sure you'll find a good man.

God knows you and Louise could really
use one.

How did I get into this?

I know.

You think you're happy being a single
parent to little Nigel.

But don't you think... Well, what a full
evening we've had. Why don't we call it

a night?

We've only been here a half hour. Yes.

My pleasure, Louise.

Meeting all you people has done me a
world of good.

I mean, I thought I had problems.

See you all next week.

John. Hey, would we have to talk?

Well, can't wait till the meeting?

I'm afraid not. We have to talk before
tonight.

Yeah, well, what... Hey, come on, what's
up? Yeah, John.

Yeah, yeah, what's this all about?

It's about your Aunt Emma. In three
short weeks, she's managed to throw our

group into total chaos.

She's got me so down on my job that I'm
ashamed to wear my uniform in parties.

Oh, no.

Oh, it can't be that bad.

Oh, no.

thinking about is that I've got to be a
mother.

Every week, I've got to be a mother.

She's got me so crazy. The other day, I
actually went out and bought myself a

puppy. Then I got depressed because none
of you threw me a shower.

I never lost a hair in my life until
your aunt walked into the one -to -one

club. I am warning you, John.

If I lose my hair, it is going to be on
that woman's head.

Tell her to find another group.

What? Tell her to leave the group? The
woman has just lost her husband.

She's got a heart condition, and she's
very lonely, and she's just going

a very hard time.

I would ask her to leave myself. I would
ask her to leave the group, but I

can't. John. I really can't. John. John.

There is nothing to it.

You take her to a nice, quiet Italian
restaurant, right? You buy her a bottle

Chianti. You feed her some linguine.

When she's feeling mellow and the mood
is right, you lean over to her. You say,

Aunt Emma, if you come back to the
group, they're going to kill you. No.

That's great. Just great.

Huh? That's how I'm supposed to repay my
favorite uncle?

He's been gone three weeks, and you want
me to destroy the woman he loves over a

plate of linguine?

Hi, Mario. I hear the clam sauce is
excellent.

Oh, come on. Don't you understand?

I made a promise to my uncle on his
deathbed that I would watch over my

That I would take care of her.

Oh, come on. Do you really want me to
break that promise to my uncle?

All right, John. If it's that important
to you, we'll try our best to put up

with her. Okay, great. Thank you.

Listen, I'll make a deal with you. If
things don't change, I'll ask Aunt Emma

leave the group myself.

Even Uncle Jack would understand that.

I once made a deathbed promise to a man.

You did?

Yes, I promised I wouldn't tell his wife
whose bed he died in.

I'm telling you guys, you won't regret
giving my aunt another chance. Maybe

we'll get lucky tonight. She won't even
show.

Nope, she showed.

Ah, there you are.

Who are all these people? Just some
friends I made here at the community

Kate, I'd like you to meet Father David.
I mean, Dave.

He just left the priesthood.

He's in a real hurry to have children,
too.

Go on, don't be shy.

What the hell?

Excuse me, Father.

I mean, Dave.

Oh, that's all right, my child.

I mean, baby.

John. Yes. Louise, this is Chow Bing.

Chow is just starting his ten -week
course at SmokeEnders.

How do you do?

Maburo.

He's just learning English, but he loves
children.

Think about it, dear.

John!

Just a minute. I have to introduce Ralph
to Janie.

She's in career counseling.

Emma, there you are.

Oh, hi, Molly.

John, you're going to love Molly. She
reminds me of me when I was her age.

You're late.

I know. Would it kill you people to put
a sign on the door?

John. Emma, we're leaving.

Where are we going?

Mario.

Oh, thank you.

Isn't this place terrific?

Oh, yes.

Especially if you like cramps and
noises.

Waiter. Waiter.

And they would use a dishwasher who's a
sighted person.

Yes, ma 'am.

Please. Oh, dear, this table's a little
wobbly.

You think we could trouble them for
another table? No, no, no. This place is

packed. We can't get another table right
now.

All right.

I'll put up with the wobbly.

I won't say another word about it.

I just hope they have Dramamine on the
menu.

All right, I'll fix it. Just give me
those matches.

Oh, take a second, please.

Oh!

Would you look at these prices?

Never mind the prices. It's all on me.
Just order anything you like.

Oh, look.

This restaurant's available for parties.

That'd be nice in case you ever get
married again.

What am I saying? I'm dreaming.

All right, all right. Look, we have to
talk now. Aunt Emma, please. Oh, dear.

This table's still a little wobbly.

I'll just go under myself and fix it.
No, no, no.

Forget about the table, okay? Just
forget about the table for a moment.

Now, I have to talk to you about the
group.

All right? Now, Aunt Emma, what you did
tonight... No need to thank me, dear.

Don't Louise and Chao Ling make a cute
couple?

Yes.

Now, look.

We were talking.

The group, that is. Oh, yes. Thank you.
I just don't know where I'd be without

them.

Aunt Emmy, you're not making this easy
for me.

I'm sorry, John. What were you trying to
say?

Okay.

I'm afraid everyone wants you out of the
group.

Waiter.

Waiter. Waiter.

Waiter. Aunt Emma, this is not the time
to fix the table. Now, please, we have

to discuss something here.

Aunt Emma, please.

Wait.

You could have asked for the matches.
Aunt Emma, would you please?

Aunt Emma.

There he is.

We're so sorry to hear about your aunt.
John, we would have been here sooner,

but we couldn't ascertain where you
were. Yeah, next time, don't leave a

with Chow Ling.

How is Emma doing?

Oh, some nephew I am. My uncle tells me
to watch over my aunt. And what do I do?

I give her a heart attack.

Mr. Lacey?

Yeah. We can go up and see your aunt.
Oh, thank God. Thank God.

Oh, and Dr. Davenport will be down in a
few minutes to fill you in.

Dr. Cooper?

Report to third floor nurse's station.
Poor John.

We should never have asked him to throw
his arms out of the group.

Why am I feeling so awful? Oh, you're
not alone, Ralphie. I don't know how I'm

ever going to be able to sleep again
with that poor woman.

Oh.

Time for my treatment.

What's what?

Oh, oh, uh, scalp arousal.

Stimulate my follicles.

I'm Dr.

Davenport. Are any of you John Lacey?

I could be.

He's, um, he's visiting his aunt.

We're friends. Is she going to be okay?
She's fine.

She had an anxiety attack.

It caused her to black out.

She didn't have a heart attack?

No, she knows it wasn't a heart attack.

We should all have a heart as strong as
hers.

Would you give her release forms to her
nephew and tell him the staff and I

would appreciate it enormously if he
could take her home as soon as possible?

And it doesn't surprise me one bit that
you get dizzy spells.

Serving drinks all night long in a smoky
cocktail lounge.

I've got to get out of here.

If you can't find a new job, you should
try to sit down at least ten minutes

every hour.

Oh, excuse me. Are you supposed to be
moving around like that?

I'll take my chances.

Oh, it's my nephew, the assassin.

Emma, I'm really very sorry. I just pray
to God you're going to be okay.

Pray harder. I just saw your Uncle Jack.

Uncle Jack?

I saw him standing at this end of a long
tunnel of light. He walked towards me

and he threw his arms around me and told
me...

How devastated he was that his favorite
nephew would actually throw me out of

his group.

I can't tell you how upsetting it was to
see a dead man cry.

He wants his ring back.

But I told him no.

I told him that I was sure that you were
sorry that you threw me out of the

group. And that you would probably
invite me back.

Well, I don't know if I... That is if I
pull through.

Okay, okay, okay. Don't worry, don't
worry.

We'll let you back in the group.

So I'm not out of the group? No, no, no.
You're not out of the group.

Oh, Johnny.

You were always my favorite nephew.

So what's the matter?

You couldn't bring flowers?

You're not out of here in five minutes.
I'm calling security.

What?

Kirk, you are such a slime.

Dr. Harris, call operator number one.
Dr. Harris, call operator number one.

John, are you all right?

What a courageous woman.

Supper's out.

A major heart attack, and the only thing
she can think of is getting back in the

group. A major heart attack? Is that
what she told you?

Listen, I'm telling you people, if that
woman pulls through, she's coming back

to this group.

No way, John. Not easy.

What's the matter with you people? The
woman is lying in there, knocking on

death's door.

Well, she's got the wrong address,
because she only fainted.

Oh, sure. Go ahead and malign the poor
woman who fainted.

Right, John. The doctor told us there's
nothing wrong with your aunt's heart.

Never has been. Clean bill of health.

Does Aunt Emma know that?

Yeah, the doctor told her.

So while I was in there... She's faking,
John.

Faking. I knew it. I knew it. You will
excuse me.

Sorry, Uncle Jack.

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I know what you mean. You know, I
haven't had a real date in almost two

I just can't seem to meet any
interesting men. I don't know where to

anymore. Hey, Red.

How about right under your nose?

If I was a snake, I'd bite you.

You are, and don't even think about it.

What about your office? There must be a
few nice, intelligent men where you

work. Oh, I make it a rule never to date
anyone I'm working with.

At my old job, my boss wouldn't leave me
alone. I finally had to threaten him

with a sexual harassment suit.

Oh, I went through that with one of my
old bosses.

Mrs. Filbert, you were involved in a
sexual harassment case.

Yes, but they let me off with a warning.