All language subtitles for Dear John s01e19 Gone Camping

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And red wire A to red wire B.

And that should do it.

Red wire A.

Red wire B.

And that does it.

There you go.

Okay, I'm coming.

fixing the doorbell.

I was fixing the doorbell.

Couldn't hear it before.

Yes, well, nice job.

Yeah, just need a little fine -tuning.

Don't worry, he's been doing that all
day.

Remind me next time I come over to wear
a hard hat.

So what can I do for you, Wendy?

John, I have some good news.

Don't tell me. Your boyfriend's in a
Libyan prison.

What? I am seriously considering putting
the house up for sale.

Really? Well, that's great news.

I can use the extra money.

This is the best news I've heard from
you in a long time.

Which really has me worried.

What do you mean?

Well, I seem to remember this irritating
habit you have of giving me a little

bit of good news just before hitting me
with the major bad news.

Oh, when did I ever do that?

Well, how about the time you called me
and told me you were going to file for

divorce? I think you started that
conversation with John. The garage

Your floor mats are in.

I only do that because if I come right
out and tell you the bad news, I'm

you're going to get upset.

For instance, if I walked in here and
told you that Mike and I were thinking

taking your son and moving, what would
you do?

Well, that would depend on where you
were thinking of moving.

Well, nothing's been decided yet, but
we're thinking about moving out of town.

You mean Jersey?

Connecticut? Like that.

Texas.

Texas? You've got to be kidding me.
John, now... No, no, that's out of the

question. You're not taking Matthew to
Texas. No, sir. John, Mike has been

offered a terrific coaching position at
this private school in Dallas. I don't

care if they're making him a Dallas
Cowboy cheerleader. You're not taking

Matthew out of here.

Nowhere. Period.

John, I don't see why we can't sit down
and talk about this. Because we have

nothing to talk about. Just because you
don't think that I know anything... You

hear me? I said we have absolutely
nothing to talk about.

Now, Wendy, don't make me say something
I'm going to regret.

Now, don't make me get lawyers involved
here. You know what happened the last

time we did this?

Yes, John, I do. That's right. You got
the house, you got the car, you got the

bank account.

So why don't we just sit down and talk
about this?

Hey, Ralphie.

I got a great idea.

Tomorrow, you want to meet me at the
Metropolitan?

Excuse me?

The Metropolitan Museum of Art?

Yeah. I go there every Saturday. It's my
favorite museum.

Really?

Why is that? Well, you know that Cezanne
exhibit? Oh, yes. Yeah. Well, right

next to that is this great staircase.
And this being miniskirt season, on a

clear day...

and see forever.

You're a pig.

Yeah, well, I may not know much about
art, but I know what I like.

So what do you say, Ralphie?

Ralphie?

I'm sorry, Kirk.

I wasn't listening.

Ralph, is there something wrong?

See, Monday would have been my one -year
anniversary with Bloomland. Like one

year?

Ruffy, you guys never even made it to
one hour. She dumped you before the rice

hit the ground.

Come on,

it's not like it was any great romance.
She only married him to stay in the

country. Don't you ever have anything
positive or encouraging to say?

All right, all right.

Ruffy, look on the bright side.

Uh, they're up.

Plenty of other women just like Bloom
Liker would be thrilled to marry a guy

like you. Oh, why would anyone want to
marry me? So they could stay in the

country, too.

You see, this should have been one of
the happiest days of my life.

And instead, all I have left to hold on
to is my wedding album.

Ralph, I don't understand. You're only
married for ten minutes, and you have a

wedding album?

Well, it's not really an album.

The photographer managed to get one
picture of her as she was running out

side door.

It's a little blurry, isn't it?

Yeah, she surprised him.

Photographer said he never saw a woman
that size move that fast.

Damn!

Hi,

everyone. I just came from my lawyers.

talking, John. A malpractice suit on the
nose job?

Very funny, Kirk. Very funny.

Uh, John, is anything wrong?

You bet there is. My ex -wife is
thinking of taking my son and moving to

Texas! Can you believe this?

Well, a surprising percentage of the
population is moving to Sunbelt State.

What did your lawyer say?

Well, there's basically not much that I
can do, short of a court battle, which

is almost impossible to win.

This is a nightmare.

What do I have to do?

Kidnap my own son?

John, I'm really sorry.

Well, there's got to be something I can
do.

How about moving to Texas?

Great idea. I'll just uproot myself,
throw away 20 years of building a

friendships, and a home, and move to
Texas. Now, why didn't I think of that?

you have to be removed from a situation
to be objective.

I'm sorry I snapped, Ralph.

I can't move there. I mean, Texas, of
all places, Texas.

I dated a man from Texas once.

You know the expression, everything's
big in Texas?

Well, he was the exception.

Jockey.

cowboy. Real Texas cowboy.

John, I have some good news and some bad
news.

The good news is I'm not going to
preface the bad news with any good news.

Very thoughtful of you.

I take it I already know the bad news,
huh?

I'm sorry, John, but Mike accepted the
offer.

So when is this supposed to happen? As
soon as possible. They'd like us there

right away.

Oh.

Listen, John, I... I just want you to
know that I've already promised Matthew

that he can come and visit holidays and
summers.

And, Dad, guess what?

I get to have my own horse.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, that's great. That's really good.

Well, Mike and I are flying to Dallas,
you know, kind of check things out. I'll

pick up Matthew on Sunday night.
Goodbye, sweetie.

I love you.

You guys have a great weekend.

Well, that sounds like fun.

He said there's nothing better than
eating something you've killed with your

hands.

Good old Uncle Mike.

Hey, listen.

Since this might be one of the last
weekends we get to spend with each other

a while, what do you say we do something
absolutely great, huh?

Anything you want, you name it.

We can go to the zoo or a movie. We can
go to the basketball game down in the

garden.

I want to go camping.

Camping! Oh, that's a great idea.

idea myself.

You, uh, do that outdoors, right?

Come on, Dad.

Get up. It's our last day here and we
still have a lot of things to do.

Oh, that can't be. We did everything
yesterday.

We hiked, we climbed, we fell, we cried.

Your daddy's very sore, Matthew.

that there's an Indian burial ground
right near here.

Well, see if you have to be an Indian to
get in.

And you promised we'd go hunting.

Well, didn't I kill a rabbit yesterday?

Let's see if there's some basketball on
TV.

Dad.

Dad, we're not going to watch... Shh,
shh, shh. Wait, wait, wait. Listen to

this. And now for an update on the heavy
blizzard blanketing the Northeast.

The state police have issued traffic
advisories as thousands dig out from

the worst snowstorm in 30 years. Oh, my
God. A blizzard.

Your mother is expecting us back in the
city by tonight. We better get packing,

kid. Well, Dad, can't we stay just a
little longer? Come on, Matthew. You

what the man said. It's going to take us
all day to get home.

Get everything together while I go out
and warm up the car.

Well, maybe one more day.

So what more can you ask for?

Dial tone would be nice.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello.

No reason to panic, Matthew.

So the door is blocked. So what? I know
what to do. Step back, son. After all,

it's only a little snow.

This is great. I hope we're stuck here
all winter.

Matthew, mindless panic. Panic will get
us nowhere.

The thing to do is to be calm.

Now, all we have to do is attract
attention to get help.

I know.

We'll light a flare.

But where will I throw it?

We'll throw it up the chimney.

But I don't have a flare.

I know. A pigeon.

We'll get a pigeon and tie a note around
its neck and send it out for flares.

But first, we have to attract a pigeon.

A mating call. This will always get her.

Dad.

What? You're panicking. No, that's not
panicking. This is panicking.

This is Cajun SpaghettiOs.

What does that mean?

I burned them.

What's on?

Only the news.

Wait.

There's a movie on Channel 11.

Great. What is it? It's called Survive.
Let's see.

Survive. In order to survive, a group of
snowbound travelers resort to

cannibalism.

Let's watch the news.

weather report on it, we can find out
when all this snow's gonna melt.

Yeah. Yeah.

What's Texas like?

What's Texas like?

Well, uh, it's terrific.

You know something? I think you're gonna
like it.

It's warm.

I mean, you're gonna have your own
horse, right?

And besides, I... I'm going to get to
see you every chance I get.

Dad? Yeah?

Why don't you come to Texas?

Well, you know, Matt, Texas is going to
be terrific for you, but for me, it's

just not my place.

Listen, I'm not going to pretend this is
a great situation.

But sometimes you have to make the best
of situations that aren't really great.

You know what I'm trying to say?

You gonna be okay?

Yeah. How about you?

Me? Eh.

You know something? I sure could use a
hug right now.

Oh, kiddo, I love you. You know that? I
love you. Me too.

Dad?

What is it, son?

You're on TV.

What?

who allegedly abducted his nine -year
-old son, is believed to be heading for

the Canadian border.

There's been no sign of the pair,
although it's been three days since his

-wife alerted police.

State and local authorities report no
leads. Oh, my God!

This is great!

We have a reporter out in the field.

Stan Peters has more on this breaking
story.

I'm standing in the hallway of the Regal
Park Community Center, just outside the

classroom where John Lacey attended a
weekly divorce group.

Earlier, I spoke with several group
members about the man who has become the

target of a statewide manhunt. I can't
believe John would do anything like

I mean, it's just not like him. And I
know him very well.

Well, I didn't mean to imply that there
was anything special between me and

John. I mean, it was just that one
night. Did I mention that he was pretty

upset?

All I can say is I'm speechless.

Can you elaborate?

Yeah, it means I'm physically unable to
speak.

was planning to do?

Absolutely categorically not.

Other than, what do I have to do? Kidnap
my own son?

Oh, thank you, Ralph!

I was involved in a kidnapping bunch.

A brutal bunch.

A gang of ex -convicts who hadn't been
with a woman in years.

And when the novelty wore off, I let
them go.

Mr. Morris.

Oh, please, call me Kirk.

Kirk, did you ever suspect that John
Lacey was capable of something like

Well, Stan, speaking as his oldest and
dearest friend, the man was a walking

time bomb. Oh, come on.

I'm surprised he didn't snap sooner.

Any final thoughts?

Yes. I think this would make a
superlative TV movie. Thank you very

Morris. Reporting live for Action News,
this is Stan Peters.

Yo, any producers out there, I'm in the
book.

in the studio.

express my sincerest regrets about my
comments to the media.

I'm deeply ashamed of my conduct, John.

Not only was I insensitive, but I was
crass and opportunistic, and John, I

I want to just put this whole sordid
affair behind us as much as I'm sure you

do.

Fine, Kirk. But I can't.

The contract for a proposed television
movie.

Kirk Morris presents the John Lacey
story.

It can't miss.

A father thorn between his desperate
love for his only son and his

respect for the letter of the law. A man
who seeks shelter in a sorority house

that is being stalked by a satanic cult.

No.

Desperately and unequivocally, no. Not
in a million years.

Hello, John.

Hello, Wendy.

Oh, I sense that I should leave so that
you two can talk privately.

Yes, thank you, Kirk.

But I can't.

A contract for the Wendy Lacey story. A
courageous woman battles a conniving

exes... Ow! Ow!

I think I can get Farrah Fawcett. Now!

We'll do lunch.

John, this won't take long. I just have
a few things to tell you. Wendy, I've

really had a rough day. I know.

I know. First of all, I want to
apologize. I think I overreacted. You

overreacted? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you were the target of a
statewide manhunt.

I'm sorry you were handcuffed and
arrested.

And I'm sorry you were strip -searched,
deloused, and thrown in jail.

worse than it really was.

Wendy, I was awakened in the middle of
the night by the sound of a man singing,

John, you is my woman now.

Well, you know what, John, maybe this
will make you feel better.

Mike and I are not moving to Texas.

What, you hated it?

No, actually, we loved it, but I've done
a lot of thinking since the last time

we talked, and I decided that the most
important thing is not what I want or

what Mike wants, but what's best for
Matthew.

He needs to be with his father.

Well, thanks, Wendy.

That's probably the best news I've ever
gotten in my whole life from you.

John, I realized I could never take Matt
away from you.

Well...

You know, my whole life, I've always had
this tendency to try for more.

Even when things were great, I would
want it to be more great.

In case I got on a roll, you know? You
know what I mean?

You have that feeling now?

Yes, but I'm mature enough not to give
in to it.

Go ahead. What would make tonight even
more great?

If you told me another reason you had
for not going to Texas was that you

miss me, too.

Yes, John.

I would miss you, too.

There! There it is!

It's the first time in my whole life
I've ever had two greats in a row.

And, uh... You know what

would really put this thing over the
top?

Good night, John.

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