All language subtitles for Dear John s01e03 Hello Goodbye

Yo, John.

Where do you keep the baby powder?

What the hell are you doing here? I'm
taking a shower.

Hey, John, you like these pecs?

How did you get in here?

I slipped a soup for a buck.

So, John?

What time's dinner?

Damn it. You have no right barging in
here like you own the place.

John, do you want to get that?

Yeah, I'm not even dressed.

Yeah. Are you Mr. John Lacey?

Yes. The John Lacey who attended Hunter
College in 1963?

Yes, that's right. I can't believe it. I
can't believe I finally found you. Who

are you?

Oh, I'm sorry to barge in like this, but
I've got something very important to

talk to you about. As long as you make
it quick, I have a meeting to go to.

don't give you many shrimp, do they?

into another room. Move back.

Uh, John?

What? If memory serves, you don't have
another room.

Can you go back in the bathroom, please?
Ah, it's a mess in there. There's water

all over the floor. Put on my shoes. All
right, tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm just gonna go out on your, uh,
terrace.

Because I love dining al fresco, John.

I'm sorry, uh...

You found me. You found me. I know you
said that.

What's this all about?

Well, um, I think you're my father.

Your father? Yeah.

Hey, John.

What? Are you wearing binoculars?

We got a possible pen doing a little
nude yoga over here.

Oh, sweetheart.

John,

I think this chick is double -jointed.

I think you've got the wrong John Lacey.

I'm Andrew Garber. You used to go with
my mother.

Huh? Yeah. Who was your mother?

Sue. Sue Garber? Sue Garber. Yes, I
haven't seen her since college. So what?

Well, she died last year. Oh, I'm so
sorry. Yeah, well, when I was going

her effects, though, I found some
letters you'd written to her. Well, they

of spelled everything out.

Spelled what out?

Well, that weekend, you two went to that
ski lodge in Vermont.

Yeah, so I took your mother skiing.
Once.

In July?

They gave us a good rate.

I still don't understand why you think
I'm your father. Well, the dates, the

times, the places, everything seems to
fit.

Well, you see, seems, that's the key
word here. Like in things aren't what

seem. You were together in July, and I
was born in March.

Well, except I'm not going to them.

Now, there you go. I mean, that's only
eight months.

Yeah, but I was born a month premature.

I can imagine what a shock this must be
for you.

I sincerely doubt that.

That's pretty much what I thought.

How about you, John?

You seem uncharacteristically reticent
tonight.

Well, there is something I have on my
mind, but I'm not sure I want to talk

about it.

Don't be shy, dear.

Are there any... sexual problems?

Not exactly.

shocking. I mean, I know it was to me.

A 25 -year -old kid came to my door
tonight, claiming to be my son.

Really? So, some wild oats have come
home to roost.

No, no, it's total misunderstanding.

John, I don't mean to be indelicate, but
is it possible you could be his father?

No, no.

Well, yeah, sure.

Okay. Maybe.

Well, dear, either you did or you
didn't. I understand how it works,

It's possible.

We'll know for sure after the blood test
results are in. And how do you feel

about all of this, John?

Like I don't know what I'm getting into.

No, no, no, there's nothing to it, John.
You make a fist and then the nurse

comes in with a little... I understand
about the blood tests.

Well, then what's the problem?

Well, I...

I suddenly lost a family that I knew
about and wanted, and suddenly I've got

family I know nothing about.

Well, so far, it's just a son.

And a daughter -in -law.

It seems he's getting married in two
weeks.

And get this.

He wants me to be his best man.

Oh!

Oh, congratulations!

You must be so proud!

No, no, no.

You don't understand, Ralph.

I'm the one that spent the last 45
minutes freezing my towel off on your

escape. And what were you doing on
Joan's fire escape?

Discovering the true meaning of the word
updraft.

Oh, hey. Hi, Dad.

I wish you wouldn't call me then. At
least until the test results are final.

Well, in five more minutes, they'll be
final.

Look, I thought we were supposed to meet
later. Yeah, I know, I know, but I was

home and I couldn't concentrate on what
I was doing. I know. Besides, I wanted

us to be together when we get the test
results. Andrew, I hope you're not

setting yourself up for something very
disappointing here.

Let's call now.

No, they said 5 o 'clock.

We can wait another five minutes. All
right, but while we're waiting, I think

ought to go over the guest list for the
wedding. Andrew, please.

Let's wait till it's official, please.
No, no, no, this is just in case, okay?

Well, now, it's going to be a small
garden wedding. It's just the immediate

family. Now, on my side, that's you.

Maybe, maybe.

Maybe, maybe, sure, understood.

What size suit do you wear?

Andrew. My best man's got to be in a
cutaway. Andrew, are you sure that you

someone you barely know to stand up for
you at your wedding?

Absolutely.

My fiancee, she's dying to meet you.

Andrew, aren't you putting yourself out
on a limb here?

Guest lists, tuxedo sizes, meeting the
family.

By the time your wedding rolls around,
you and I could be back to being total

strangers. You're right. So which do you
prefer, the chicken or the veal?

Chicken or the veal?

I give up. Let's make the phone. Oh,
good.

Yes, this is John Lacey.

I'm calling for the results of the
Garber -Lacey paternity tests.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

No, Lacey, not Lansing, Lacey.

That's right.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

I see.

Are you sure?

Then that's pretty conclusive, huh?

Okay. Thank you.

Put me down for the veal.

Dad!

Louise, Louise, there's great news.

I asked the lady to dinner.

Congratulations. Hey, Robbie.

And did you enjoy yourself?

Oh, yes.

Right up until she turned me down.

Hi,

everybody.

I'm sorry I'm late, but I was out
shopping for cigars.

Does this mean... That's right. It's a
man.

Congratulations.

John, you must feel wonderful. I feel
great. He's such a great kid. Oh, John,

I'm so happy for you. Do you realize he
already has a master's degree?

And he started his own business. And he
already owns his own condo. Oh, I'm very

proud of that young man.

Seems like only yesterday. I never heard
of him.

John, I'm telling you, this is the way
to have a kid. You know what I mean? You

skip the messy part. You go straight to
where they can loan you money.

So, I guess that means you can be the
best man at the wedding after all.

You bet. Oh, and by the way, you're all
invited.

Are you sure that...

Right. Well, I'm the father of the
groom, aren't I? So when is the wedding?

Sunday afternoon.

Oh, Sunday?

Yeah. Doesn't give us much chance to
scare up a date. You know what I mean?

Except for Kay.

Of course.

What are you talking about?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Oh, well, it turns out Willard Munsey,
your Will, is getting paroled next, uh,

tomorrow.

So, you know, maybe he could fly in for
the wedding.

He's dead.

No, wait. Come on. No, it's perfect.
Listen.

You'll go, you'll eat, you'll dance,
you'll laugh.

I second thought you better not laugh.

It is a beautiful day for a wedding,
though, isn't it? Yes.

Did you see the bride and groom? They
seem so in love.

Yes.

Isn't it a shame something that starts
out with such romance and promise ends

loathing and disgust?

Uh, is John here yet?

I'm sure your father will be here any
minute, dear. Yeah, I hope so. Look,

you see him, will you tell him that I've
got to talk to him right away? It's

urgent. Is something wrong?

Well...

Actually, yes.

The lab called.

They mixed up the test results.

Can't believe it.

Turns out he's not my father.

Oh, no.

Oh, this is going to kill him.

Thanks for making this so easy for me.

I'm sorry. This must be very upsetting
for you. Especially on your wedding day.

This my boy.

Is he not a chip off the old block or
what?

John, I think Andrew needs to talk to
you. A boy can't talk to his father, who

can he talk to?

John, if you need us, we'll be right
out. That's okay. I have everything I

right here.

Come here, you.

Come here, come on.

Oh, that's my boy.

This doesn't bother you, does it?

Good. I know you might be a little old
for this, Andrew, but we got a lot of

hugs to catch up on. Well, that's great,
John, but... No, no, no. Please, call

me Dad.

Okay.

Dad.

Dad,

what I... Oh, God, I feel so... Oh,

God, I can't go through with this. Oh, I
know what this is.

Pre -wedding jitters.

No, no, no, Butts, no, Butts. Now, you
sit over here.

And hear me out, son.

And we're going to have that long
overdue father -son chat. Oh, boy.

I want to tell you the truth about
marriage, son.

It's impossible.

As impossible as making it into the big
leagues.

As impossible as making a million
dollars.

As impossible...

as doing the perfect thing for your kids
so that when they grow up, they love

you as much as you love them.

And the damn catch is that the only
thing that keeps us from being a nation

empty suits is that every now and then,
we go for the impossible.

And today, son, you're going to go for
the impossible.

Dad. Come on.

Let's get you married.

Okay. Come on.

Oh,

Andy. I just want you to know something.

I really do love you.

They're probably waiting in there. Yeah,
let's go on.

Okay, come on.

You know what I'm really looking forward
to most of all? What's that?

Grandchildren. Oh, God.

I wouldn't have missed this day for the
world.

Yeah. Well, actually, I wanted to... It
was such a wonderful wedding.

Yeah. Such an incredible two weeks.

I just want to sit here and savor the
moment.

You know what? You let me know when
you're finished savoring.

Why?

What is it?

It really pains me to have to say this.

But you're not my father.

What? Yeah, the lab called back this
afternoon. They made a mistake.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not your father?

They said it was absolutely sure.

I can't believe it.

I'm not your father?

I knew you'd understand.

I don't understand.

Are you telling me I'm not your father?

Ah, here they are.

Hey, best man, you've got to make it go.

Oh, no, no, no, no. You really don't
have to. It is tradition.

Come on. Speech.

Come on, John.

Speech. Speech.

Speech.

Speech.

Um.

To the happy couple, may their lives
together be full of joy and love.

I guess it's not until a day like this
that a father realizes how little time

spent with his children.

I mean, a son comes into your life one
day, and, well, by the time you turn

around, he's gone.

I guess the lesson is to appreciate
the...

precious time you've spent together.

So, two memories?

Two memories.

That was, that was beautiful.

You gonna be all right? Huh? Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, fine, fine. You go join your

bride. Okay, but I want you to know
something.

This has been the best mistake of my
life.

This one's on me, okay?

Oh, John.

Great kids we've got there, huh?

Yeah, great kids.

I thought that they should start off on
the right foot. That's why I didn't mind

paying for this whole wedding.

That's very generous of you.

And in light of that, of course, I knew
that you wouldn't mind chipping in on

their gift. No, not at all.

Where did we get them?

New Mercedes.

I'm not his father.

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