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An Altec Jaguar warrior.
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Whipped moving slayer of the ancient
Mexican empire.
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A zombie tribal fighter.
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Ferocious barbarian of Central Africa.
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Deadliest.
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To find out, our world class fight is a
test in history's most lethal weapons.
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Using 21st century science, we'll see
what happens when the two warriors go
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-to -toe.
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No rules, no safety, no mercy.
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It's a duel to the death to decide who
is the deadliest
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warrior.
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Welcome to the Fight Club.
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A bloody battle zone where a green team
of scientists, trauma doctors, and
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weapons expert.
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Test an arsenal of merciless killing
tools to see who would win a death match
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between two of history's most vicious
fighters.
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A fierce Aztec jaguar, cruel conqueror
of 15th century Mexico, and a warrior
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charged with collecting victims for
ritual sacrifice.
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Or a wild zombie tribal fighter.
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19th century killer whose lust for blood
terrorized Central Africa.
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Lead scientist Jeff Damelin will use the
most advanced technology to analyze the
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warrior's strength and weakness.
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So bring scientific equipment to the
game in order to test the lethality of
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these weapons.
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Go!
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ER physician Amon Dorian will weigh in
on the real blood and guts of battle
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damage.
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This warrior can actually kill the other
warrior with the weapon they're
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wielding.
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Computer Wiz, Max Geiger, will input all
the findings into a battle simulation
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program.
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These two warriors were separated by 400
years in the Atlantic Ocean. They're
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both using pre -gunpowder weapons, but
these are some of the most exotic and
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lethal arms we've seen.
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The simulator will process the data to
generate a true -to -life, never -before
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-seen deathmatch between the Aztec
Jaguar and the Zonday Warrior.
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The winner will be the deadliest
warrior, Aztec descendant and weapons
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David Lavera.
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To demonstrate the lethal fighting
techniques of his pre -Columbian
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Jaguar warriors were very passionate,
committed, dangerous as all hell. So
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they go in there to battle, they strike
fear into the hearts of their enemies.
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And literally rip them out.
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Noble.
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Mexican -born martial artist and boxer,
Edesol Lopez.
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Dueled in Aztec combat tactics and
culture.
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We're fierce, we're determined, we're
wise, we're prepared, and we're going to
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pull out their hearts.
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Aztec warriors were forged in constant
battle.
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They loved going to war. They loved to
fight. They loved to kill. To them, it's
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just kind of like a no -brainer.
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A century before Columbus discovered the
New World, the Aztec Empire dominated
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what is now Mexico and most of Central
America.
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The backbone of the mighty Altec army
was the Jaguar warrior.
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To intimidate the enemy, these brutal
troops covered their bodies in the skins
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of jaguars and moved just as swiftly.
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The swift death wasn't granted to their
enemies.
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The jaguars' mission was something far
more horrific.
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They were the ones that went out there
to collect the fresh meat, human flesh,
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for sacrificial ceremonies.
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Human sacrifice was believed to appease
the gods and sustain the cycle of life.
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There was a constant demand for fresh
victims.
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Then they would behead them and kick
them down the temple steps.
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But Team Zondi believed it'll be the
Aztecs who were going down.
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Holy Mustafa speak.
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He was trained by his Zonday grandfather
in African weaponry and Zonday combat
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strategy.
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The Zonday were tactical geniuses. The
Zonday warriors, brute force, and
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steel won the day.
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Zonday authority, Gordon Jock, was born
in the southern Sudan, the
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traditional Zonday homeland.
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He grew up mastering Zonday weapons and
their battle psychology.
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We Zondays kill.
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We don't have time to take you back to
camp. That's not our purpose to go to
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battle. Our purpose is to take you out.
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Zonday history is a chronicle of
bloodshed.
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They vanquished rival tribes to ensure
scarce resources in a harsh land.
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The Zandei fought their way to become
the dominant tribe in Central Africa,
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which now stretches from modern -day
Congo to Sudan.
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Zandei people were never conquered by a
colonial power and turned the tables on
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gun -toting slave traders with their
poison arrows and savage blades.
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They defeated and demoralized their
opponents psychologically from their
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to their appearance.
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One of their fiercest tactics was making
their enemies believe they were
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cannibals. The Zandis actually went and
filed their keys to make it seem real
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that they can eat people.
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Such strategies caused the Zandei
warriors to be nicknamed Nyam Nyam,
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meant great eaters. So imagine that
sound coming down the warpath.
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Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam, Nyam
Nyam, as they're coming at you.
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Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam.
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How will Africa's most feared fight
affair against America's ruthless ritual
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killer?
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I'm giving this all to the Zandes.
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They're an Iron Age warrior as compared
to the Aztec Stone Age warrior.
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So I'm guessing the Zandes are going to
have at least one iron weapon that's
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going to dominate this game. I actually
think the Aztecs are going to take this,
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because the weaponry that they're
bringing, it was seriously
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Aztec's weaponry secret?
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Obsidian. Volcanic glass.
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forged in red -hot lava.
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You hear the term razor -sharp?
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Obsidian blades are way sharper than a
razor.
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They're sometimes even sharper than
scalpels.
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The Aztec Jaguar's signature killing
tool, the maquito, an obsidian -lined
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sword club built for slicing and dicing.
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This badass weapon, gentlemen, is called
the maquito, and it was used in battle.
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To immobilize your opponent.
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This weapon is designed to serve the
god, which is, in this case, for the
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Descatlipoca, the god of the night.
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It could take off limbs if wanted to,
and there's even been an account that
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could sever a horse's head.
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You've heard a lot of legends that don't
actually bear out on this show.
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I gotta see that happen, man. Let's do
it.
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To test the legend, a ballistic gel
horse's head, the same size and density
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muscular stallion.
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Well, thanks to our deadliest warrior
armorers, this is quite possibly the
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time we've seen this weapon in use in
500 years.
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What are we going to test? The damage
and severing ability of the obsidian.
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I gotta take a look at this thing.
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Oh, come on!
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I can't believe this!
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Whoa, careful, man. There's bits of
obsidian in there, man. We got bones
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and ripped through. I think this is more
blunt force than cutting.
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Well, the beauty of this weapon is it's
actually both.
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You lost most of your weapon. You've
killed two people and that's it.
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You got this whole other side for both
of you.
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The high -speed footage reveals the
McQueetle's ex - Extraordinary ripping
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power. You know what I love about the
use of this weapon?
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It's hit and stick and then drag
through.
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And all those raggedy edges we saw in
the obsidian, this is more like a
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wound as opposed to a cutting wound,
which is going to bleed much, much more
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than a cutting wound.
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It's like an obsidian chainsaw.
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Coming up, Team Zonday thrusts back.
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Aztec Jaguar or Zonday Warrior?
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You will be.
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The deadliest warrior.
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Back at the fight club.
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Our experts are gearing up for a battle
between two ancient warriors.
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An Aztec jaguar. The ruthless ritual
killer from 15th century America.
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And a zombie warrior.
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The terrifying tribal fighter from 19th
century Africa.
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When these two warriors face off... They
will each bring their own exotic
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arsenal of deadly weapons.
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The Aztec Jaguar strikes with... The
Aztec Jaguar strikes with... The
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Aztec Jaguar strikes
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with...
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are all created to kill.
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Zande's primary weapon was a powerful
spear designed to penetrate deep and
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destroy.
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The MacRiga.
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The terrifying Zande multi -spike spear.
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This is the Zande warrior's pride and
joy.
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The MacRiga.
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It is meant for maximum damage.
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It lacerates on the way in.
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And on the way out. Straight up
disembowelment.
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Exactly.
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You've got 300 pounds of beef packed
with entrails and blood.
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And we're going to see just how much
damage this McRooker can do going in and
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coming out.
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We've seen some barbed weapons, but this
and what came out of this is just
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beyond anything I can imagine the pain
that that man is going through.
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I mean, it looks like actually when you
enter, it goes in real smoothly, but on
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the way out, it grabs the organs and
harvests them out.
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Pretty nasty way to die.
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This is quite possibly the best high
-speed video I have ever seen. Ever
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Yeah, and look at the angle of the
blade. It's going in along the ribs, not
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against the ribs, so it smoothly goes
through. And you're looking, what are
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going to sew here? What are you going to
repair? You can't repair anything here.
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It's jelly. It's like a Cuisinart on the
inside.
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Which warrior's primary weapon has the
greater killing power?
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Aztec L 'Equital Sword Club or the Zonde
Macriga Spear?
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The sweeping ability, the sharpness.
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And the ripping ability of the McQueedle
is where I'm giving my side to.
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I got to disagree. I got to go with the
McQueedle.
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Once you get in and you get that jagged
movement all around, your zone of trauma
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is huge. The chance of death or insta
-kill is really high. Sure, sure. But it
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also is possible to get inside the reach
of that spear. I got to go with
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McQueedle. Obsidian chainsaw. It will
tear you apart.
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In mid -range weapons, the Aztecs get
the edge with the McQueedle.
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The Team Zonday is undeterred.
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Their ancestors killing with a virtual
instinct.
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They needed to fight in order to protect
their resources, protect their family,
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and also to expand their empire.
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Young Zonday men lived and breathed hand
-to -hand combat.
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Powerful body structure and continuous
training made them as physically strong
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as their iron weapons.
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The Zande warriors had a take -no
-prisoners approach, only killing right
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on the battlefield.
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Aztec society was also based on war, but
for them, it was for their gods.
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To keep the universe stable, the Aztec
believed their gods demanded a steady
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supply of human blood.
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So every Aztec male was duty -bound to
wage war and take sacrificial prisoners.
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Military training started at an early
age.
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Even their recreation had a savage side.
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Our toys aren't little wicker baskets.
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Our toys are weapons. They never leave
our side and we're with them training 24
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-7. We sleep, we dream, we eat.
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Weapons and battle. That is it.
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Those warriors who showed exceptional
skill were initiated into top military
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orders such as Jaguar.
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They were brutal.
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No mercy.
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You're not a fighter. You're a soldier.
You're a soldier of God.
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Each of our teams is confident of
victory, but only one can be their
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warrior.
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Coming up, can a long -range weapon
bring a quick end to the battle?
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Back at the Fight Lab, we are fitting
two of history's most cruel combatants
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against each other.
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An Aztec Jaguar warrior versus an
African Zonday fighter.
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Both brutal in battle, but in different
goals.
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Fast, but very agile, and we fight for a
greater purpose.
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The Aztecs believed war was a sacred
activity.
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It was not so much a matter of killing
the enemy as of capturing him for
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sacrifice to their god.
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The Aztecs are not psychos.
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The Aztecs...
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We're warriors of God.
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On the other side, Zonday warriors had
no time for prisoners.
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War was to protect power and resources.
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If you think you will take over what we
own, we will show you pain. We will kill
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you, spear you down.
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The Zonday warriors' most notorious
weapon, a throwing knife that dive bombs
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an enemy like a flying buzzsaw.
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This is the Kapinga.
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As you can see by the way the barbs are
arranged, it's meant to do maximum
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damage in any way it hits the body.
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As it flies through the air, it has the
potential to go around a shield.
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Angular momentum.
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What's with the bottom barb?
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It's a sign of masculinity. And only the
most feared and powerful warriors can
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carry this weapon.
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The team heads out to see if the Kapinga
can take down a squad of Aztec
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warriors. They would throw it over here,
impale the head, the neck, anything in
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upper torso region. The blades on these
are so long that this definitely has the
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potential to kill. Exactly. I do have
questions about the accuracy of this
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weapon. You guys think you can deliver?
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Let's do it.
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Oy,
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you're obviously ready.
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Three, two, one, go!
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They hit the shield and then it bounced
off and hit another
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guy.
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Got that bitch.
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This basically is going straight through
the midsection of the abdomen, which is
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really the only way to cause an instant
kill.
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But you actually did it with the hand.
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You're classifying this as an insta
-kill? This is an insta -kill.
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You also throw it horizontally to take a
man's leg completely from underneath.
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That's something I gotta see.
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The test target.
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Legs of beef.
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Similar to the bone density and
thickness of a human attacker. Go!
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Oh, God.
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Got it.
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Yeah! I think it's actually stuck in the
bone.
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Oh.
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This is as bad as it could get. If you
want to actually dismember somebody,
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is the perfect way to do it.
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Let's start with the heel test, Alan.
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Twice your shoulder.
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Notice how he wants to keep going. He
wants to keep rolling through.
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It's like watching the devil roll dice.
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You don't know which end is going to hit
you, but it's going to hurt no matter
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what.
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The Aztecs aren't impressed.
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We're being very deceived by the
visuals.
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And how many times are you going to
find?
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Five bodies with only one shield.
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Doesn't matter how many. No, it matters.
You want to know why? It matters.
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Because as we just proved, the Kapinga
hits the shield, rotates away from the
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shield, and hits any other parts.
There's no way. There's no way this can
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us. Who the hell comes into battle with
a piece like that?
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They can barely even throw the thing.
I'll let them taste the end of my atlatl
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here.
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The Aztec answer to the Zonday Kapinga
is the first true weapon system created
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by man.
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A two -part killing tool developed over
10 ,000 years ago.
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The Tlatlotsli.
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A long, flexible spear with an obsidian
point.
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And its companion launching device, the
Atlatl.
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Combination produces long -distance
assassination.
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This is the Atlatl.
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It looks pretty harmless, but think
again.
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It's a weapon.
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This is the ammo.
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With an obsidian tip, we'll definitely
go through a human body like a blowtorch
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through butter.
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They'll first test the Tlatlotsli spear
without the added power of the atlatl.
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There we go.
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41 miles per hour.
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Oh, nice.
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The spear's range easily surpasses the
capinga's.
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But the greater the distance, the poorer
the accuracy.
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So David turbocharges his spear.
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Yet Lattel artificially lengthens a
warrior's arm, increasing the arc over
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the spear can be slung.
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54 miles per hour.
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Nice hit.
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Holy mackerel.
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This is not a weapon.
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You want to play with it? Look at this.
This is a piece of wood and what?
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Obsidian? Prove to me how this is done.
Brother, this is all killing.
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Doesn't matter what you use. As long as
you kill, that's what matters.
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And a little piece of obsidian is going
to kill us. It's going to puncture my
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leg. Well, screw the arrows.
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I'll just chase you down and beat you
with it.
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Guys, guys, enough talk here.
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The Zande are posing the question, can
it kill? Let's go find out. We've got a
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pig set up. Let's do it.
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A pig carcass comes closest to
replicating human flesh and bone.
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Right between the legs.
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That's got to hurt in some way.
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Bleeding like a stuff.
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It's a bleeder.
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Wounds here are actually going through
muscle and soft tissue. Obviously, it
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would be painful, would make this arm
very difficult to use, but this would
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kill. This is the spear that did the
most damage.
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There's the blood.
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Interesting. It kind of whipped back
into the body, probably causing even
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trauma, bringing the pain.
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Team Zonday believes their wickerworth
shield, the tube, can deflect anything
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the Atlatl can deliver.
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You're done.
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Boom. See the wave go up both sides of
the shield like that?
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That's absorbing energy. But fear still
made it through. And it's making it
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through at a significant length. And
that basically means the shield didn't
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work. It's a kill.
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So which long -range weapon do our
experts believe has the edge?
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The Zonday Kapinga or Aztec Atlantis?
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Although the Atlassian spear had the
greater range, the greater killing power
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came from the Kapinga. I've got to give
it to the Kapinga. In long -range
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weapons, the Zonday warrior takes the
air.
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With the Kapinga coming up, the battle
intensifies.
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We're going to slaughter and sacrifice
this Zondas even.
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Both teams prepare to test their most
insane weapons yet.
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An Aztec Jaguar, a warrior charged with
capturing enemies for ritual slaughter,
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versus a Zonday warrior, the African
fighter who was never conquered, who
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win in a battle to the death.
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The Aztec army was very smart, very
efficient, because they developed their
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strategies really well. The Aztec
warriors fought as an army.
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The Zonday warriors were individuals,
capable of thinking for themselves.
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Acting for themselves.
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All they care about is dancing around
and trying to intimidate you. No.
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Uh -uh.
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Don't fly with me.
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The Aztec sacred tool for close -range
slaughter.
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The tech paddle knife.
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A diabolical dagger with an obsidian
blade.
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This is a tech paddle.
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This is a dagger used in battle also.
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Made for cutting out the human heart
while it's still beating. Okay, why
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you want to do that? It's for ceremonial
purposes.
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Maintain life and prosperity for each
people.
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The Aztec high priest would offer to the
gods human blood.
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He would plunge the ceremonial tech
paddle daggers, tearing open the
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victim's chest.
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Like most blades, the Tech Paddle is
very brutal on the battlefield.
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But this is a once -in -a -lifetime
opportunity to demonstrate the bizarre
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ceremony that it was actually used in.
Our team will test the Tech Paddle's
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ability to carve open a human chest with
a ballistic gel torso specifically
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crafted to simulate live flesh and
bones.
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We do this procedure in the emergency
department all the time. It's called a
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thoracotomy. But we don't use this
technique. Yeah, you laughed there,
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No, no. You cut out hearts.
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Yeah, well, we don't cut out hearts. We
need to get access to the heart. And the
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way you're going to get access to the
heart that we do nowadays is actually
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between the ribs.
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What he's doing is going under the ribs.
You've got to lift that rib cage and
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dig in and actually tear that heart out.
Very brutal. Of course, in his game, he
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wants death. In my game, we don't.
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Ed, are you ready?
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Yes!
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Three, two, one, go!
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This
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is
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not right.
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Where's he gone?
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Entertain yourself.
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Doctor. You know, an interesting factor,
guys, when you actually rip a heart
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out, it'll continue to beat. Having said
that, the last image this person would
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have was somebody's hand dug in holding
his heart. Yeah, this was pretty. It did
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its job. It was nice. Nice display, good
theatrics, but how effective is it?
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Dude, you just plucked a heart out of a
dude's chest.
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It's not carving Thanksgiving turkeys
here. Our tool, take the head completely
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off with one blow.
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And on the sharpest combat blade, the
Makraka Turb Knife. Two feet of iron
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a vicious edge.
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This is the Makraka.
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The inside of the blade is the sharpened
edge, and it will cut across the neck
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smoothly. Picture this with me.
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You have a human head tied to a stabbing
tree. A branch is bent.
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The head is attached to the tree.
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You have the executioner.
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taking a stance just like this.
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And with brute force, he would drive the
sword through.
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The head would go flying.
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Catch it, catch it, catch it.
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Touchdown.
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Well, you know what? That's certainly
going to buy you style points, and
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something we can test.
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So let's get to it.
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Let's go play.
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Because we've seen the tech paddle used
as an execution device, to make a valid
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comparison, we're going to test the
Makaraka against a target simulating a
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prisoner.
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Oh, man.
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This is unbelievably impressive. This
gives a whole new meaning to bob and
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weave. This is exactly what would
happen.
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You get your carotid pumping.
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Don't splash anything this way.
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Here's the sick thing.
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this body is going to still be fed
blood. It's still going to be moving for
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least 30 seconds after this head is
hanging out.
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So this body dies after the head is off.
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That's execution for you, Zandi style.
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The high speed shows them a crocker's
surgical precision.
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So what's happening here with that
tension on the neck is the neck is
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separating as it's cutting through as
opposed to the weight of the head
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collapsing and gripping onto that soil.
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So which short -range weapon gets the
edge?
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Makraka basically rocked on. I mean, you
cannot compare the two. I mean, it
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used, for the first time, surgical
precision.
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Ed, Makraka makes Raka.
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Makraka makes Raka.
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In short -range weapon, the zombie
Makraka takes the edge.
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Coming up, Team Jaguar strikes back.
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In a showdown between an African zombie
fighter and an Aztec jaguar, our
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experts are moving closer to determining
which one of the sadistic slayers will
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be the deadliest warrior.
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The Aztecs spend so much time dancing
and prancing, making their weapons
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beautiful, while we're doing everything
to make them deadly.
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They fight for what? They don't have a
reason to really, truly fight.
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We fight for greater cause. We have the
gods on our side.
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They have nothing.
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The Aztecs believe the Zonday warriors
will never get close enough to touch
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them. They have a special weapon that
can deliver a crushing death at a
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of more than two football feet.
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The Tematlatl Blink.
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An agave fiber strap that holds
specially crafted killer stones.
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This here is a temetlatl. Basically what
we do is we take these football -shaped
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rocks. We can hurl this up to 660 feet.
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This temetlatl is made of an agave
plant, which we use to make most of our
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clothes and our alcohol.
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This looks like it's been formed or
handmade.
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Yes, yes, we do have a stone carver that
forms them all the same way. That way
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they're the same texture and same
weight. That way when we go into battle,
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won't have to worry about compensating.
449
00:29:54,740 --> 00:30:00,100
You're going to bring a piece of string
and a rock to a fight?
450
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:05,460
What kind of sense does that make? I see
the attitude that your tribe has as
451
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:07,020
warriors. Oh, yeah, brutal.
452
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:08,960
Because you don't respect the weapon.
453
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:14,640
And it's not about the extravagancy of
the weapon or the look of the weapon,
454
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,920
about how efficient can you be with any
material you have in your hands and make
455
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,920
it a weapon.
456
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,680
Could an Aztec sling take out an
unhelmeted Zonday warrior?
457
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,260
I'm ready when you're ready, Dave.
458
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,880
Ready. Rocket.
459
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:34,900
Whoa! So close.
460
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,040
53 miles per hour.
461
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:42,320
Oh, 62 miles per hour.
462
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,440
52 miles per hour.
463
00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:52,580
Yes!
464
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,420
Woo, 64 miles per hour.
465
00:30:57,540 --> 00:31:00,100
Three hits out of five, so that's pretty
good.
466
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,140
This one actually, you know, you knocked
off, did get a skull fracture because
467
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:08,120
there's some bleeding, probably a
concussion. This is a likely kill.
468
00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:12,760
If it's depressed or goes in, the chance
of there being bleeding inside the
469
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,760
brain is very high.
470
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:18,760
This one probably will have a lot of
problems from this point for their
471
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:20,500
but this is not a death strike.
472
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,940
So we'll say maybe one out of the five
is dead. Two are severely injured.
473
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,200
The nice thing is the center of the
face. I mean, that is an accurate shot.
474
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,840
Bang, bang, boom, done.
475
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,120
And this is the largest mass.
476
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,760
sling projectile we've seen. So the
combination of those two makes it a lot
477
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,540
blunt force trauma for a sling that
we've ever seen. It's bringing that
478
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:48,620
power. It's definitely the most deadly
sling we've seen.
479
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,880
It caused the blunt force trauma or
whatever.
480
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,440
So we have a weapon that's going to
cause death.
481
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:57,160
The Zonday Warriors answer to the Aztec
sling.
482
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,120
The Boto Bow and Pima Arrow.
483
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,080
A specialty weapon with a double dose of
death.
484
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,700
What makes this a special weapon? We've
seen a lot of bows and arrows.
485
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,760
It's not just a bow and arrow, I would
put it. It comes with poison. It's
486
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,800
benge. It's collected from a creeper
called Liana.
487
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:23,200
The Zonde warrior would bathe his barbed
arrows in the toxic concoction before
488
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200
battle.
489
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,880
Today's chemical equivalent is straight
knife.
490
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,580
Strychnine is actually used today to
kill rats. It's rat poison. What it
491
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:35,520
it makes your body fasciculate, and then
in larger dosages, it stops you from
492
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,760
breathing, and then you die.
493
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,640
Fasciculate?
494
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,060
Fasciculate's like jerking around. Your
muscle starts twitching, upper and
495
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,860
lower. Almost kind of looks like a
seizure, but you're alert.
496
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:48,820
Stakes have definitely been raised.
We've got a neurotoxin, and it's time
497
00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:49,820
some chemical warfare.
498
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:51,580
Let's go, baby. Come on.
499
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,900
Okay, Gordon.
500
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,240
I'm 35 feet out. We've got our gel corso
set up.
501
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:57,670
Ready to rock?
502
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,100
Well, I mean, this was a very impressive
display of the use of the bow and
503
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,440
arrow. As you can see, look, this one's
hitting the liver.
504
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:32,280
A lot of blood in the liver. You're
going to get bleeding out. But the
505
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,180
part about the bleeding is you get the
strychnine poisoning.
506
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,020
So we saw that the strychnine does get
into the bloodstream. Let's see how deep
507
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:39,640
this actually goes in the body.
508
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,740
A little difficult to pull out, but
we're...
509
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:47,120
about two inches, and we know that we
need about three inches to actually
510
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,500
significant amount of death trauma, and
we're not getting it. So I think it does
511
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,160
need the Strychnine to actually become a
killing tool by itself.
512
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,780
But you also got to take into
consideration that we also have armor.
513
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,960
The Ichikawi Pili was a two -finger
-thick cotton armor.
514
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:09,540
It was soaked in saltwater brine to make
it so hard it would repel arrows.
515
00:34:10,929 --> 00:34:15,909
Chest injury, with a fast impact, it can
actually withstand quite a large load,
516
00:34:15,969 --> 00:34:17,290
like up to about 1 ,000 pounds.
517
00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:21,070
So in order to injure this guy behind
this armor, I think you're going to have
518
00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:22,070
to penetrate it.
519
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:26,449
Okay, Gord, let's see if you can
penetrate that cotton armor. You ready?
520
00:34:26,949 --> 00:34:28,350
And loose!
521
00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:35,929
The arrows appear to have penetrated the
armor.
522
00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:37,408
But how much?
523
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,110
No, it's barely the tip. Barely the tip.
524
00:34:39,489 --> 00:34:41,850
The armor takes off about that much.
525
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:45,929
So, two things. One, it's not going to
kill you just by the strike itself. And
526
00:34:45,929 --> 00:34:48,969
two, it's not going to get the poison in
where it needs to get it for it to act
527
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:51,489
fast. I'll be damned. The mattress pad
did its job.
528
00:34:53,409 --> 00:34:59,710
How does the Aztec Tematlatl sling stack
up against the Zande, Bottle Bow, and
529
00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:00,710
Pima Arrow?
530
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,800
We saw some very accurate flinging
today. David did some very impressive
531
00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:08,140
In combination, sling, cotton armor, I
gotta give it the edge.
532
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,780
Special weapon, the Aztec Jaguar gets
the edge with a tematlattled sling.
533
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,640
Coming up, Zonday warrior, Aztec Jaguar.
534
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,200
The battle begins.
535
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,560
The Zonday Biter.
536
00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:31,110
And the Aztec Jaguar.
537
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:39,630
Our experts have finished their
exhausted testing of the legendary
538
00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:40,630
most lethal weapon.
539
00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:46,090
The time has come to find out who is the
deadliest warrior.
540
00:35:47,890 --> 00:35:52,950
The team tested lethal weapons for both
the Aztec Jaguar and the Zonday Warrior.
541
00:35:54,950 --> 00:35:56,310
For long -range weapons.
542
00:35:57,020 --> 00:36:01,960
The Aztec Tlacotzli Spear and the
Atlanta Launcher went up against the
543
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,060
Kapinga Throwing Knife.
544
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:09,800
The Kapinga is an awesome -looking
weapon. When you put a man's genitals on
545
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,780
weapon, you're making a statement. And
having it perfectly balanced to fly
546
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:17,700
through the air without losing energy,
that's a weapon I'm going to fall in
547
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,700
with.
548
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,320
Edge, Zonday Warrior.
549
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,760
Mid -range weapons, the Zonday Makrika
Spear.
550
00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:28,190
I'm beating with the Aztec McQueetle
Sword Club.
551
00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,430
The McQueetle is a nasty spear.
552
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:35,750
But at the end of the day, I think it's
just another spear, compared to the
553
00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:39,390
McQueetle, which might look like a fake
sword, but it's got those multiple
554
00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:43,490
obsidian edges, and in our test, was
able to decapitate a horse.
555
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:44,750
Come on!
556
00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:46,770
Edge, Aztec Jaguar.
557
00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:51,770
Sword range weapons, the Aztec Tick
-Tackle Dagger.
558
00:36:52,270 --> 00:36:55,310
was opposed to the Zonday Makraka Curved
Knife.
559
00:36:56,570 --> 00:37:00,570
I have to give it to the Makraka. This
is one of the few times where somebody
560
00:37:00,570 --> 00:37:02,870
says surgical precision and we actually
see it.
561
00:37:03,110 --> 00:37:04,530
It's Zonday Warrior.
562
00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:12,090
The special weapons, the Zonday Bottle
Bow and Pima Poison Arrow, were pitted
563
00:37:12,090 --> 00:37:15,610
against the Aztec Pema Battle Sling and
Cotton Body Armor.
564
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,160
I gotta give the Edge to the sling. It
had higher killing potential, and the
565
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,200
Jaguar Warriors' cotton armor reduced
the penetrating power of those arrows.
566
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,320
Edge, let's take Jaguar.
567
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,680
Prevent a showdown from being won by a
lucky blow.
568
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,980
Max will simulate a thousand battles
using a computer program developed by
569
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:38,980
Slytherin Studios.
570
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:44,060
It will be a bitter, bloody battle of
opposites.
571
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,940
One kills for his gods and empire.
572
00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:51,570
The other slaughters the punishment and
power.
573
00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:56,090
All the results are in, and it's time to
run the simulation and find out who is
574
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:57,130
the deadliest warrior.
575
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,140
Thank you.
576
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:49,140
Aztec Warriors emerged victorious.
577
00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:51,140
552 kills.
578
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,500
The Aztecs, 448 kills.
579
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:57,360
That said, the Aztecs still had the most
effective weapon, which was the
580
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,460
McWheel. But the Aztecs were able to hit
consistently and kill at all ranges in
581
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,460
the simulation.
582
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:08,560
Every weapon the Aztecs brought to the
game was the fiercest looking thing I
583
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,560
have ever seen.
584
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,440
Sorry, Aztec Warriors.
585
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,120
Maybe next time.
586
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560
Yum yum.
587
00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:26,350
Two of the world's most feared villains
wage war as Nazi Germany's Waffen -SS,
588
00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:31,330
the backbone of Adolf Hitler's evil
empire, battles Vietnam's Viet Cong.
589
00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:32,430
not here to argue ideology.
590
00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:36,290
We just want to do clean tests of the
weapons and the warriors behind them.
591
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:41,170
all you deadliest warrior. Next Tuesday
at 10 on Spike. Did your deadliest
592
00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:44,830
warrior pick survive the final battle? I
don't think we expected to lose. Go to
593
00:41:44,830 --> 00:41:48,950
warrior .spike .com right now and join
the debate on the deadliest warrior
594
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:49,950
aftermath.
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