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Ralph, honey.

What is going on in here?

Ralph, do you even know what time it is?

I'm about to go out with the girls.

I told you about this.

And what is all this mess in here?

I told you to clean this up. Ralph!

Ethan!

What the fuck are you doing here?

Uh, Ralph didn't tell you I was coming?

No, Ralph hasn't told me anything.

I'm about to leave.

Where is Ralph?

At his girlfriend?

He definitely did not tell me. He didn't even check to make sure that this is

okay. How long have you been here?

Well, why don't you have a place to go?

Uh... Okay, well, what did you guys get into an argument about?

Um, he's just mad about me being lazy around the house.

Well, clearly.

Yeah, well, he's, like, really mad that I'm not allowed to go back there

anymore.

Oh.

Well... But I'm sorry, I didn't leave. I thought Ralph told you I was coming.

Uh, no, I mean, it's just like him to not tell me, but it's not your fault,

so... Um...

Well, I guess it couldn't hurt if you stay for a little while. I mean, I am

going out, so, you know, you won't be in the way or anything.

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Um, I mean, as long as it's not for too long, right?

Yeah, no, no, I've got a couple nights.

Okay. I'm going to just couch surf around after that.

Okay. Until I get things figured out.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, maybe you can sue things over with your parents in a little while.

I don't know. He's pretty mad.

Really? Yeah. Not mad, huh?

It's great. Like, I tried to help out around the house, and it does, like,

enough, you know? Huh.

Yeah. That seems pretty difficult.

Yeah. Hmm.

Well, you know what?

You are Ralph's friend, so I guess you can stay here.

Really? Yeah. I mean... We have a spare bedroom, so you can stay there for a

little while until you figure things out, right?

Man, I thought I was going to sleep on the couch. Thank you so much.

You're welcome. I was so worried.

Yeah, I mean, it's going to be no problem.

Okay, well, thank you. Yeah, you're welcome.

Oh, come here, sweetie.

I'm going to wipe my eyes.

It's going to be just fine.

Yeah.

It's going to be just fine.

Thank you so much for telling us to be homeless.

You're welcome.

We would never let you be homeless.

Ethan?

What are you doing?

Oh my god, did I misread that?

Yeah, you definitely did.

I thought you were hitting on me.

No, sweetie. I was trying to comfort you.

You've been through a lot.

You're homeless right now and, you know, you were my son's friend.

Please don't tell Ralph.

I'm definitely not going to tell him. This is so weird. I'm so sorry. I

you were hitting on me with the boobs and the energy.

Uh, no.

Oh my goodness.

You were just so hot and, like, I don't know. I really thought you were hitting

on me. That's crazy.

You think I'm hot?

Yeah, are you kidding me? You're so hot.

Really? You're beautiful in this dress, too.

Like, you really, yeah, you masked your nails and everything.

I just kind of threw something on, so. So you're just throwing something on?

love to see you get ready. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm just going out with the girls tonight, so I just, you know, I

thought I'd fix myself up a little bit. Yeah, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

I mean.

Thank you for all the compliments.

Of course.

It would be nice if my husband would give me compliments.

He doesn't compliment you?

No.

He doesn't give me any attention at all.

What?

I mean, that's why I'm going out with my girls, because I just really want to

get some attention.

Yeah, you should be getting all the attention. It's kind of embarrassing.

why would you go out with her? I shouldn't.

even be going out at this age.

Wait, you mean like attention like right now?

Yeah.

I could give you attention right now.

Don't be silly, Ethan.

What? I mean, why would you just go to the club and meet a random dude? I'm

right here.

You're very funny, but this cannot happen.

Why?

You're Ralph's friend.

friend is a strong word more like acquaintances like

come on ethan we both know that ralph is a good friend of yours yeah

but it's like it's not like i would tell him put something you know what i mean

almost i can go club i can go i mean you're cute and

all

And, you know, you are 21.

But, I mean... It's like the same age you're going to meet at the club.

Yeah.

But I'm too old for you, right?

What? Yeah. You're so hot.

You're not old at all.

You don't think so?

No.

Is it about the dad hole?

Um, no.

Well, I mean, we're here alone.

Might as well not go to the club.

Um,

I... Come on. I won't say anything.

You promise that you won't say anything? Why would I tell my friend slash

acquaintance that I'm with his mom? That's crazy.

Well, I don't know. I just, I don't want anyone finding out. I can't have Ralph

or his dad finding out about this.

Well, Ralph's not going home tonight.

Is he his dad?

Um, no.

He's gone for work right now.

Well, then, I guess we're good.

Um, yeah, I've never...

done something like this before.

Are you sure no one's going to find out?

I'm not going to tell anybody.

I'm going to sit here.

Oh my god, they're perfect.

What do you think?

That's nice.

It feels so good. It's been so long since I've gotten any attention.

You know,

I always hated going out to those stupid clubs.

My girlfriends always make me go.

Well, I hope you keep this secret now you don't have to.

That's it?

Yeah.

No.

See, you need to go to the bathroom.

No.

I knew this was right here in my own home.

James do come through

It's been a long time.

My head.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. You hit it so deep.

whatever you want to do

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, that's hot.

Oh, no.

Oh, that's spit.

Fuck yeah.

I want you to fuck me now. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I might as well take them off.

It's so nice, isn't it?

And then...

It's too late.

Woo!

I think I should lie off in bed.

Yeah, you think so.

I'm glad that you're staying for a while now.

Me too.