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The Party!

The

Party!

Grrrr! Grrrr!

Right, Judge?

Officer Headley.

Officer Headley, Hans Werdenstrasse.

Oh, yes.

How do you do?

Now, as you see, I am in no position to shake hands.

Yes, quite.

Well, won't you come inside, Mr. Whitechurch? Thank you.

I was just about to have a rather crudely prepared cup of tea. Would you

join me? Thank you. But I am as eager as the government to have this task done

with. Tell me, does Captain Snowhill still smoke those loathsome green

Officer Headley, if you are trying to ascertain the validity of my identity, I

can save you some time.

Yes,

this seems to be quite in order.

Thank you.

Incidentally, Snowhill gave up cigars ten years ago.

And now, if I may...

Your identification.

What? Officer Headley, out here in the field, there is a tendency towards weak

security measures. How do I know you are District Officer Headley?

Yes. Well, um... Let me see.

Oh, blasted.

Everyone knows I'm Headley. A slight joke, Headley.

I've seen your photograph in the files.

However, the top -level importance of this project is no joke.

Ah, yes.

Sergeant MacTavill, I'm taking the jeep on a trip. I've been having some trouble

with the starter. Now, will you check the battery, please? Yes, sir.

I'm sorry to be so sticky about security measures, but... I understand

perfectly. My sergeant shall know nothing of your mission.

Good show.

Now, as to its precise location...

It is on the Wamero Game Reserve, correct?

Yes. Wamero.

Wamero. I have a map over here.

Now, the microfilm you're seeing is buried somewhere in this area here.

Right there, you say?

That's right. It's known as the North Waterhole. It is about half a mile north

of the Wamero Center where they study animal behavior.

I hope this poses no security problems. This is a top -secret mission.

No, no, no, no, no. I'll just radio Dr. Tracy and have him keep the area clear.

Headley to Marsh Tracy.

Headley to Marsh Tracy.

Hey, Eddie, what's up?

Marsh, are you alone?

Okay, Eddie, I'm alone.

Now listen carefully, Marsh, old boy.

I want you to keep the area, the North Waterhole, completely free of your

for the rest of the day. I'll be over there shortly with two other men.

All right, but do you mind if I ask why?

It's top secret, Marsh. It has to do with the Home Office. Some evidence

at a trial was buried there during the Second World War.

Now, I'd even prefer you to put out a cover story for your own people. It's

better that no one...

Okay, Ellie, I'll see that you're not disturbed.

Code, over and out.

Out. You idiot.

Do not speak to me in German.

No, you don't, young lady. You're not going to buy your way out of this one.

Oh, sweet -toothed chimpanzee. What am I going to do with you?

Shave your cream.

No.

I think it's birthday cake.

At least it was a birthday cake.

But it'd be Paul's. Oh, Jack, thank you for remembering.

I didn't remember.

I happened to see a notation on Marsha's calendar, though. It said, don't forget

Paula's birthday tomorrow.

Hey, is Dad planning some sort of surprise?

Paula, Dr. Harry has suddenly gone mysterious on us.

Mysterious? Yeah, like hush -hush calls to Hedley.

You know, if Dad was planning some sort of big surprise for me, wouldn't Hedley

be the logical accomplice?

Well, there's one way to find out for sure.

Ask him yourself.

My, Jack.

Listen, the North Waterhole is off -limits for today. Off -limits? Why?

Well, Headley's there with some engineers.

Water engineers?

No, not exactly. They're some mineral experts, and they're doing some tests

don't want to be disturbed. Okay? Okay, no problem.

Sure thing, Doctor. I have nothing in that neck of the woods, either.

Oh, good.

Clarence. Well, Clarence and Judy decided to celebrate my birthday a day

Well, well, well.

Now, what do we have here? The snow queen or the abominable snowman?

Don't worry. I'll clean her up.

Come on, Judy.

Well, Mr. Whitechurch, this appears to be the area we're looking for.

What do you think?

Well,

start digging.

Even though there are no bars here, it's just like a prison.

Work, work, work.

Oh, come on now, Verdenstrasse. Bitterness is a ridiculous emotion.

You're doing humanitarian service, and I can tell you the Home Office is going

to be quite pleased.

I'm glad you think so.

Verdenstrasse, we're wasting time. Start digging.

Dad's so naive telling me the North Waterhole's off limits because they're

tempting the water there. We know different, don't we, Judy?

Probably got a gift hidden there.

And I bet Hedley's in on it.

You know, come to think of it, it probably is an animal.

Of course.

Animals have to have water.

But what kind of an animal?

Maybe a... a margay or a...

Or a baby tiger.

Or a hyrax.

Oh, how I'd love a hyrax.

Yeah, but every time I get a new pet, I either lose it to its parents in the

bush or Jack for his experiments.

Oh, Judy, stop your silly pouting. We're not going to love you any less.

Come on, cheer up.

You know, Judy, I'm suddenly very thirsty.

Where would be a good place to find some water, huh?

Yeah, the water hall.

Good thinking.

I say, that's a very nasty wound you have there.

It's nothing, I assure you. It's rather fresh, isn't it?

Werdenstrasse tried to escape.

I can't say I'm surprised.

Sending one man to guard a dangerous criminal, I have to speak to Captain

Snowhill about that.

Oh, that's very kind of you, but I'm sure Snowhill had his reasons.

After all, the more people involved, the more chance there is of a security

leak.

I do think we ought to put something on there. It's really very nasty.

When I need help... I'm sorry.

Is there a first aid kit in the lorry?

Yes. You guard that and start. I'll go and get it.

Come on, Judy.

Paula, Paula, get away from here. And you too, young lady.

What's wrong?

Didn't Daktari order you to stay away from the waterhole?

Well, yes, but I don't know what all this fuss is over.

Anyway, Hedley, I can keep a secret.

Secret? What did he tell you?

Well, nothing.

You know how fathers are.

You don't need to say a thing. Well, if he didn't say anything, why didn't you

stay on the compound as he instructed?

All right, Hedley, if you're going to pretend all this is hush -hush and very

top secret, well...

Secret? Who told you that?

Nobody.

But the way you're acting.

Never mind how I'm acting. Now please leave.

At once.

Right, I know and I'm not wanted. Thank you for the escort service.

Hello? Officer Hedley's not here.

He's not expected until nightfall.

He left no word as to his destination.

And this is?

The governor's office in the go -room.

I see.

Yes, sir.

I've got that.

Yes, sir.

I will try my best to find him.

Schwerdenstraße is getting late.

You are so eager to leave?

You dig!

How's she going, old buddy?

Oh, about three miles slower than a snail's pace.

Toto hasn't gotten over his shyness yet, huh? No. Take a look for yourself.

Well, apparently Toto doesn't like keeping Tom.

Apparently not.

I hope that Judy's presence would distract her enough to let me observe,

far, I'll go.

Well, let's try it again, and if nothing happens, who does that change tactics,

huh?

Judy, show Toto how to work the box.

Zach, you better fix that reward container or your experiment won't prove

Right. Oh, and let me know if you need any eye wash. Thanks.

Experiment 214, first day, subject, Toto.

This experiment is designed to measure the ability to distinguish color and

shape.

Subject must place the red box in the proper receptacle.

Subject has been conditioned to expect a reward for proper placement.

Subject is now approaching the row of receptacles.

Possible choices, red, blue, green, yellow, purple.

If Toto gets the right block in the right slot, a banana falls out of the

a reward.

Subject's first choice is blue.

Almost finished, Judy?

I'm almost finished, period.

Can I have her?

Sure.

Judy, come on.

Uh -uh, you stay here.

What you got up your sleeve? Oh, just a little experiment of my own.

Okay, Judy.

I dub you Secret Agent 001 .5.

Now, you're a spy.

That's right. S -P -Y. Spy.

Now, I want you to sneak up on Hedley at the waterhole and record every sound

you hear.

Then I can tell what kind of animal I'm going to get.

Okay?

Oh, now watch carefully what I'm going to do, Judy.

what I want you to do. Come on. Your turn.

Good. Okay, Judy. Come on. Come over here.

Now, step two is to learn how to turn on the tape recorder. Now, this button

here turns it on.

Now, let's see you do it.

Good. Good girl. Okay, now, Judy, I'm depending on you.

I simply have to know what Dad bought me. It's important we have to bring

in on it. You know, Judy, it might not be an animal.

It could be my water scooter.

Okay, now, Judy, go to it.

Oh, wait, come back here, young lady.

Now, you're a spy.

Sneaky life.

Okay, now, go to it.

Okay, you can practice. Sneaking up on Clarence.

Judy, let's see what you got.

Undercover Judy.

Now, Judy, scoot on over to the north waterhole where we last saw Hedley. Port

back as soon as you get something on the tape.

It won't let them see you now, will you? Remember, this is Sneaky Life. Go on.

What was that?

By George, I think we've found it.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so abrupt. The excitement, you know.

Well, shall we head off?

Oh, I trust you can arrange to have someone repair our damage.

My orders, Weather, will leave no evidence that we've been here.

Yes, of course, but shouldn't you check the microfilm still inside? I mean,

after all these years, it might be decayed or covered in mould.

I wish I could, but my orders are the contrary.

The box must be returned unopened.

Even I have been forbidden to see its contents.

Shall we head off?

Let me look under the bonnet.

Loose distributor wire.

Good job.

Now what's the matter with that blasted thing?

I'm afraid it's a little more serious this time. The points.

Can they be repaired?

With a little time and a lot of effort.

And a good sharp five.

No, then we cannot arrive at the airport this evening.

We will arrive.

I suppose we have some tools in the lorry. I believe so, in the rear.

Oh, Mike, have you seen Judy?

Not since this morning. She's probably off someplace with Clarence. And my tape

recorder.

Well,

have you made any progress?

Of course, but these things take time.

Another hour, perhaps.

I am tired of sitting. I would like to take a walk.

Why, Church, you're technically in charge. Do you think that's safe?

As long as you keep him covered.

Besides, I trust he has considered the fact that should he try to escape, a

unknown jungle is waiting for him.

I merely wish to walk.

Very well.

Walk down the center of the road.

I'll come behind you

I

hear

an animal Over there.

That's not unusual. Yes, yes, yes, but is it dangerous?

I'll wager, Verdenstrasse, you've killed more men than all the animals around

here put together.

Yeah, it's far enough, Burdenstrasse.

Headley, you would make a very good warden.

You have just the right amount of fear to make you a potential bully.

That's far enough in another direction.

Drop it.

Drop it or I shoot.

Where did you get that weapon?

All right. I stole it from Whitechurch.

What is going on here?

The gun. It is yours.

You took that gun from a holster which you didn't have when you were digging?

You couldn't have stolen that, too?

I'm a very good shot, Hedley.

Oh, it appears I've been hoodwinked. No more than any of the others, and many

officials were involved.

Hedley, drop that gun. Mine makes bigger holes.

I gather you're one of the war criminals against whom the microfilm was to be

used as evidence.

There is no microfilm.

Keep quiet. That is enough.

You are the one who got us into this expose, my brave commandant. One jungle,

no... I am still your superior. Do not take such liberties.

Now, start walking.

No. What?

I want to know what is in that box.

I want to know what you've done with a real Mr.

Whitechurch. And I want to know what you intend to do with me.

Has it never occurred to you that prisoners don't make demands?

I don't remember surrendering to you.

Therefore, I don't consider myself your prisoner.

No?

We will see who is a prisoner.

Mind your manners.

As you see, Mr. Whitechurch, or whoever you are, prison is primary a state of

mind. And I feel quite certain that neither of you gentlemen will ever be

to consider yourselves free men. Now, what is in that box?

A million dollars worth. I told you 20 years ago, when you first came under my

command, that pride would be your downfall, and it will be if it has not

been. You are as subtle as a 90 -millimeter tank. And now, Mr. Headley,

you please mind walking back to the vehicle?

Give me some rope. I will bind you while you pick the engine.

Judy, what are you doing here?

Judy, untie me.

Untie me.

Good girl.

That's the way.

Good. That's right.

Where is that knife?

In the toolbox. Now, hurry, hurry.

What was that noise?

I was stretching my legs.

When we're finished, what do we do with Hedley?

What do you think?

I don't know. Stay, stay.

On time.

Wait, wait.

Look, Judy, the box.

The metal box, the box in the car.

Get it.

Now, Judy, take it to that tarry.

It is finished.

All right, let's go.

I told you we should have killed him the moment he served his purpose.

Tender one, that chimp has lost the box in the jungle.

No, I do not think so.

I think she is too well trained that she will reach Daktari as he ordered.

Don't you, Hedley? I think you men are in enough trouble as it is.

You'd be better off to turn yourselves in before the charges get more severe.

Charges have no meaning unless we are caught. We must reach Wamero before the

animal.

And if we don't?

Then we are most fortunate in having a very highly respected hostage.

The safety of your friends depends upon your silence.

The mineral deposit is just about dissolved.

What's wrong with you, young lady?

Judy, you lost my paper.

What brings you here?

Gentlemen. Come off it. I think you're aware of our little problem.

Little problem?

Your chimp stole a box from us. A metal box.

Judy, you didn't. Give it to me and there'll be no trouble.

Well, I'd be happy to give it to you if I knew where it was.

Eddie, just what is this all about?

Dispense with the game.

Well, I think you'd better explain to me just what's going on here. Well, Marsh.

It seems we have a couple of diamond thieves on our hands.

So that's it, Marsh.

I'm sorry.

I hope Judy could warn you.

Well, at least it was a good try.

The important thing now is to locate their diamond and get these men out of

before someone gets hurt.

Yes, I think we've got a good idea.

Judy, do you look at them?

The box.

What did you do with the box?

Doctor, if you can, try to explain to that stupid animal that all your lives

in jeopardy unless that box is recovered.

Listen.

Listen to me. Listen.

No games now, huh?

I want to know what you did with the box.

No, the pimp didn't give it to you, huh?

Judy.

Judy, now listen to me. We've got to have that box. What did you do with the

box? I do not intend to continue this ridiculous treasure hunt.

This animal is trained.

She was ordered to bring the box back, and she did.

You're wrong. I haven't laid eyes on that box.

Any one of a hundred things could have happened to that box. She could have

dropped it. Another animal may have found it.

Now, just give me a few more minutes with Judy. I'm sure she'll remember.

Judy, Judy, come here.

Now, listen, Judy, listen to me.

Now, pay attention. I want you to remember. You must remember what you did

the box.

Stop stalling for time.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, I let Toto hear earlier.

Who?

Toto, a small chin.

You know, I'll bet she saw Judy hide that box and then took it for herself.

How big was that box?

About six inches by three.

There's your answer.

Told her he needed a box like that to claim her reward.

Yeah.

Let's have a look over here.

If one of you want to go inside, I think you'll find your box.

One minute.

Who are you?

His attitude, I do not like it.

You go inside.

All right.

Hold! Now, I know there's something wrong here. He is much too eager.

What is inside this arena?

A man waiting to trap one of us? Or a way for you to escape, eh? No, there's

nothing inside.

Just an experimental booth.

Jack understands it, don't you, Jack?

Sure. Simple.

Now, what are those?

Now, those are peepholes for observing the experimental animal.

There's nobody inside except Toto.

I would find out for myself.

Now, keep them covered.

in there but told him.

Hiya.

He's telling the truth.

Now move back.

Move!

Now, if anybody

moves...

I will shoot him.

Get off.

It seems that your treasure hunt is over.

Outside.

Okay, Eddie, they're all yours.

All right, man. This way.

Is that something? I'm kind of glad I forgot to fix that reward device.

You have something else?

What? So am I.

Remarkable. You see, top -secret procedures almost allowed those fellows

away with it. But I left word in my offices to our whereabouts they could

contacted you when the real White Church turned up in London.

Well, then he's alive.

Yes, he's in hospital, but he's mending well.

Quite a plan they had.

You see, Berdenstrasse spent several years in prison planting the idea that

buried microfilm of the Nazi escape plan.

in order to have a chance to get at those diamonds.

But how were the forged identification papers arrived at? Ah, now Warstack,

that's the fellow who was impersonating Whitechurch. He got himself a job as a

filing clerk in the intelligence office.

Now, over a period of years, literally years, he forged and stole enough

communiques to put the plan into action.

In a few hours, they'd have been safely en route to a non -extraditable country.

Well, what happens now?

Life imprisonment for Verdenstrauss and several years for Wartstadt.

Some people never know.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

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