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She'd think that was amazing.

That was nothing compared to last night.

See, my friend Gardner over here is going to get me killed one of these

Well, if my dad asks for help, what are you going to do?

I'm going to pass my last day in this uniform. I hate to say it, but he hasn't

left. Put a face for it.

Bitch, I'm going to need your help tonight.

Here we go again.

What now?

I paid the club.

Come on, let's go.

You know, the beach takes on a whole different personality at night.

Bathing suits come off.

The hot and sexy clothes go on.

Everyone tries to end the perfect beach day with a perfect beach night.

Absolutely amazing.

You gotta love this job.

They're riding so high, sailing the seas of the dead.

But how long will it last, babe?

That's just anybody's guess.

So many times I've seen it happen.

It could all get blown away.

There's danger after dark.

And ever since I invested in a private detective agency with Garner, I've been

running into it face first.

I bought the agency from a guy named Eric Shaw, a real Gordon Liddy type.

He ran it out of a blues club on the pier called Knight's. Best blues west of

New Orleans.

Everyone shows up at Knight's.

Sooner or later.

That's the main asset we bought from Shaw.

That's Bubba.

What's up? How you doing, bud? Hey, long time.

How you doing?

Mitch, don't you get enough of this on the beach every day, man?

Yeah, but Lou, the girls on the beach are practically naked. I mean, everyone

here is wearing clothes.

I find this much more exciting.

Too much sun causes dementia.

Is that it?

All right. Well, listen, I got your table ready.

What do you mean, my office?

Yeah, buddy, whatever.

Let's go for it. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

His office.

You see, Garner is going through a sort of midlife crisis deal.

He's always wanted to be a detective.

Well, the cops wouldn't let him do it. So, here we are.

Me?

I'm just protecting my investment.

Mitch, here's the deal.

We didn't get paid for last night.

What? I was shot at, chased under a pier, hit over the head with a fire

extinguisher, and you didn't collect?

Mitch, every business has startup problems. We work out the gains.

Don't worry. Look, this is going to be a great partnership, pal. I promise.

Where's Shaw?

This is his table.

Uh, Mr. Shaw left town. We've taken over his business.

What do you mean? Taken over? Who the hell are you?

Oh, I'm Garner Ellaby. This is my partner, Mr. Buchanan. And you are?

Dana Hunter, Shaw's partner.

You haven't taken over my half of the business, pal, let me tell you. Well,

listen, Shaw never said anything to me about a partner, okay?

Wait. You know, I have been in his damn pool for six months on a case, risking

my life for this, and that lowlife toad sells me out? He is going to be so

sorry. He'll be sorry when I catch up with him.

Why don't you just have a seat? I'm sure we can work things out.

I meant at the table. You've got to get me out of here. Those men will kill to

get within the bag.

What's in there?

Get me out of here and I will show you.

What if they see me? I'll make sure that they don't. I like my plan better.

What? You can't have the waitress and her change clothes under the table. Will

you two quit arguing and get me out of here?

You seem to be looking for a table. We have a fine table.

Right this way.

I have a table right over here. It's a lovely place.

It's okay, it's okay.

Excuse me, what are you doing? I'm putting them in my section. This is my

section. No, I'm sitting in my section. This is my section. You're sitting in my

section. Can't we all just get along?

It wasn't perfect, but at least we made it out of the club ahead of us.

We jumped into Garner's car. They stole a tow truck. They chased us up and down

the coast, over the mountains, through the canyon. We spent all night trying to

lose them in one of the most spectacular chases you can imagine, which you'll

have to do since this is just a presentation.

You know, Dana had stashed whatever those guys were after in the fun zone

the chase began.

And when we got back to it, the fun.

Really, you got started.

This makes the Maltese Falcons look like a hummingbird.

A dozen people have died over the last 30 years trying to get their hands on

What's in it? Open it, open it.

Favor what?

And that's the price I get?

Wait, wait, wait.

You're too close to each other.

You get him.

I'll take his head off.

Do it, and you're dead.

Say, Mitch.

Nobody has to die.

With the gun down, everybody walks away alive.

Put yours down or she dies.

Don't do it, Mitch.

Throw down the gun. Look, whatever's in the bag, you can have it. Oh, my dead

body. I'll put a hole in her head. She already has a hole in her head.

One, two, three.

If your gun is not down on the ground, he is dead.

One.

Two.

Three. Look, I just want to say one thing, huh?

Three.

If you

think the beach is hot during the day, come check out the nights.

Baywatch nights.

There's nothing hotter.

What is in this thing anyway?

Unbelievable.

Worth risking your life for, huh?

Want to see?

No, no, no, no, no.

If you want to know what all the excitement's about, you're going to have

Baywatch nights.

Believe me.

It's worth it.