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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,520 - somebody is in, you motherfucker ! - then hurry the fuck up 2 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:47,000 Hey Shiro, what's taking so long, you fall in ? 3 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,000 I almost done 4 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,920 what the... where is the fucking toilet paper ! 5 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,800 I'm gonna have to piss off the fucking balcony.. get the fuck out of there! 6 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,640 Get out of there, come on, dammit 7 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,160 you selfish jerk 8 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,360 run the flush, god dammit.. 9 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,960 you think life is like a cartoon ? it's hard for us birds too 10 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,600 rubbish, people give you bread, they give me poison. 11 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,240 I am sick of this shit 12 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,600 you're still here ? tell me what is he bitching about now? 13 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:46,640 feeling sorry for himself, Shiro, says life is unfair 14 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,880 to being a rat really fucked up. 15 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,480 I told you to stop using that word 16 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,720 what word ? 17 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,580 rat or fucked up ! its is rat you bastard... 18 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:58,240 Hey, cut the crap 19 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:02,160 decision has to be made for tonight party. is it gonna be fish or beef ? 20 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,760 Ho I know, what was that second thing, again? 21 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,200 - was it fish ? - yes it Was fish. 22 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,400 But you dunno how to fish, do you ? 23 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,320 You know I can't swim I'm a land gull 24 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,200 You wanna go drill, be my guest. 25 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,280 Shut the fuck off ! I'll get fish you get the booze 26 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,440 Get off you lazy asses and get on it.. hopeless 27 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,720 Okay, but I've gotta warn you it's gonna be hard without cash. 28 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,120 stop making excuses do I look like I care ! 29 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,640 You are a thief, so go out and fucking steal son ! 30 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,720 looks like it's time to get out of here... 31 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,320 Enjoy the music ! let's go now 32 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,560 fuck, I hate this town. 33 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:53,440 34 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:59,080 35 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:51,560 36 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,240 (Shiro..) 37 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,960 yo, Shiro... buddy ? 38 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,800 Shiro...Shiro 39 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,320 Shiro, where are you ? 40 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,880 What a hell.. 41 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,680 You call that shit... music ? 42 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,880 a deaf and dumb choir would sound better! 43 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,520 it sounds like your mama gave up the cello 44 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,400 took up the chainsaw 45 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,600 and you're the son who's got fat head.. 46 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,720 shut up your cat flap ! 47 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,740 - hey Shiro! it's me...boss - who is it ? 48 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,480 It's Blackie .. You've gotta come...right away ! 49 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,360 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen 50 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,920 she's the cat mad to your howl 51 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,800 that's only if you are interested. 52 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,960 I mean, of course, 53 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,240 What do you think ! pedigree ? ho yeah ... 54 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,600 Siamese, clean, soft, curvy, real.. class 55 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,040 like me 56 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,560 Well I guess it will be a while before they get back with the fun stuff 57 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,440 So yeah why not Siamese huh... 58 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,400 Are they the one with the flat nose and the pussy tail ? 59 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,320 No, no, no, these ones.. 60 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,040 have the velvet boob/ts... really sexy 61 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,560 Do you think she will like my fine ass ? 62 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:44,800 you bet, how could she possibly say no ! no crunch here bro', she's crunked up ready for roasting 63 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,040 But you gotta come now, or she'll be gone 64 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,360 hey can't you lend some respect fat kitty .. 65 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,800 you cut off my credit and you want respect ! stupid old spice 66 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,240 no credit for you...ever again 67 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,960 one day come and we'll take care with you 68 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,520 Excuse me, sir I am looking for someone 69 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,080 what am I ? the Information center ? 70 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,640 use your phone like the other kids, okay 71 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,080 Hey, huh.. 72 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,280 Tell me what she likes, I've gotta follow a plan 73 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,200 so I wanna skip the small talk ... and get straight to the point ! 74 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,440 - ho I've got it , can I come ? - just tell me 75 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,120 ho man you'll love her 76 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,200 They call her "Princess" she's all curves ... 77 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:46,480 a tight little fur ball built for comfort, not for speek 78 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,200 Just lay back and enjoy the ride 79 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,520 All she will say is "right Shiro , right Shiro" 80 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,360 You did that so good I almost came in my fur 81 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,440 all part of the service 82 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,360 Did you know that I'm starting 'Furbook', the cat on cat hooker app ? 83 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,720 Blackie! you went back to pimping 84 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,320 No, no, this is legit 85 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,160 Do you know how hard it is to get laid in this city? 86 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,960 Even in season. The pedigree find husbands 87 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,680 and we get up as the hushing 88 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,640 - Will you have booze at the party? - of course, I've got it all under control 89 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,960 one hundred percent proof at five o'clock 90 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,320 shit.. I lost it 91 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,160 nice Cologne 92 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,080 What is it ? "Eau de Rodanthe " ? Shut up ! 93 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,920 chill dude, I've gotta say it's an improvement 94 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,560 You're right, shut the fuck up and fly 95 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,560 anybody ever tell you ? you've got a a negative attitude 96 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,440 Yes, I am positive you're an idiot! 97 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,960 poo ...kitty, poo... 98 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,480 They say this breed dates back 2000 years to China 99 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,680 Only an emperor could have her 100 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,880 So of course I thought of you my friend 101 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,640 I also thought maybe you should have a new name 102 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,440 Chairman Miao 103 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,560 Hello, my little princess 104 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:12,640 You are so cute, I want to heat you up and kiss your kissy face 105 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,720 Look at what you did ,you signed it 106 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,320 Ho shit, I'm late again 107 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,360 not now 108 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,480 I have to go 109 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,560 okay Princess , I'll be back soon 110 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,960 you'll be a good girl while I'm gone 111 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,400 come on 112 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,800 Hey baby ! I'm Shiro let's get busy 113 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,920 let's move 114 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,200 What a...fly a fur , aie aie .. 115 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,320 I think she likes me 116 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,720 huh...what did happen ? 117 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,520 - she could have just say ... no ! - shit what have we done ? 118 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,440 is she dead ? 119 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,240 Oh man...huh.. 120 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,440 Shiro, Shiro, Shiro.. quickly, let's go! 121 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,240 Don't panic, it is not our fault 122 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,480 she obviously had intimacy issues 123 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,400 huh ..he's back ! shit 124 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,000 okay, okay, hang on 125 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,720 Princess 126 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,600 Hello ? (Princess) 127 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,560 sweet heart ? 128 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,600 Princess.. No ! 129 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,400 Princess.. Princess.. my baby 130 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:55,000 No ! 131 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,760 He's losing his... we gotta get out of here, now! 132 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,000 I love you Princess , wake up... 133 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,040 It was an accident ! we just...she just.. 134 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,160 Tell him Shiro ! 135 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,400 - I swear, it's the truth - that's enough ! 136 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,360 ho no ! Shiro .. 137 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,560 - Blackie ? - buddy .. 138 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:42,840 Tell the boys that I died as I lived 3 inches deeper.. 139 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,880 O say, can you see, by ... early 140 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,480 I need a drink 141 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,880 Shiro .. Shiro 142 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,840 Shiro, where are you ? 143 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,680 where is he ? 144 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,800 where the fuck is he ? waou.. 145 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,880 hey, you tell him, okay ? 146 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,720 - I sure don't want to - I don't want to tell him, you know ... 147 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,880 you know, he always does 148 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,520 Yeah that's true 149 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,920 hey..Shiro , I have a surprise for you 150 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,040 get out of my face old man I'm in no mood for surprise today 151 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,000 No, no, trust me, you'll love this one 152 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,640 so you've finally come to your senses, great ! give me a bier 153 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,120 Hey, what ? No! 154 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,280 No, not that ! pause off 155 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,080 look who is here! 156 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,560 - What's that? - Hello, my name is Taco. 157 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,360 Papa ... 158 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,480 - He's talking to me - what are you talking about ! 159 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,280 He looks just like you, it's incredible 160 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,160 Since when do cats have sons ? 161 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,440 trust me kid, you're better off without him 162 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,960 He is a lost cause 163 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,800 Ha there he is, he's empty-handed too 164 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,280 That's great, but it means we're gonna starve tonight 165 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,200 And you call me an idiot 166 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,640 Can you please come son! You can't cancel at the last minute 167 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,120 But it's only once a year 168 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,360 I have your favorite food ready 169 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,720 Please reconsider, we're having fish 170 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,120 it's already in the fridge 171 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,560 It's been so long since you didn't come 172 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,920 wait ! who ... who is there ? 173 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,800 Stop him! 174 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,680 Where does that come from? 175 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,160 I've got the fish, start pourring the booze 176 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,400 It's time for us to drink 177 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,960 - what's wrong bro'? - he didn't make it .. 178 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,520 who is 'he' ? 179 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,960 you know ..Blackie the pimp 180 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,240 - slain like a dog - may he rest in peace 181 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,440 let's put a glass out for my friend 182 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,000 Hey! where is the booze ? 183 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,640 We could not find any... 184 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,960 it's so dry , birds are building nests with razor wire 185 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,920 There is nothing ...nada...zip 186 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,840 You're a moron! but what's your excuse ? 187 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,280 We don't work for you we are supposed to be friends 188 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:58,560 But Mister My Joyce, twice the size of my head, couldn't give a shit what we went through today 189 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,280 too right, I don't care 190 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,400 screw it, I am out of here! 191 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,080 you ungraceful son of a chicken egg.. 192 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,680 We busted our asses for you, and all you can do is insult us ! 193 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,640 What the fuck is wrong with you ? 194 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,440 Excuse me.. 195 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,200 who are you ? 196 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,560 he looks like a mini Shiro 197 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,720 the poor kid ... 198 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,160 Yes ! 199 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,960 Water ! 200 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,320 motherfucker ! you drink it all 201 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,360 you know other people live here, right? 202 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,120 - selfish prick! - you.. ingrate! 203 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,000 Cows produce more milk when play classical music , 204 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,120 plants grow taller, but you grow fat and ugly ! 205 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,920 you call that shit..music , you suck ! 206 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,480 you wouldn't know good music.. if it fucks you in the ass 207 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,720 - screw you Tank ! - Shiro ! 208 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,960 And what use are you ? 209 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,040 You don't bother feed me or give me any booze 210 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,320 But you still grab your fat ass around claiming to be a damn cat lover 211 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,000 Can I get a moment of peace ? just one! 212 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,080 - Get out of here, you looser! - I'm not a looser 213 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,040 When did you last look at me ? 214 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,080 You are too busy stroking your noise maker 215 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,080 - What ? - she's all you care about 216 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,640 live around with this ..Shiro ! 217 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,160 - miserable hater.. - dammit Shirooo !! 218 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,120 look what you did to my Lulu ! you foiled it in her .. 219 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,720 who is it ? fuck ! 220 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,880 It's your landlord .. 221 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:53,680 monster hideous man , freaks of piece of.. 222 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,080 okay milady.. let me just put this down 223 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,480 - What could I do now ? - I am unable to breathe.. 224 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,280 - are you okay? - Silence ! 225 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,000 don't call me "Lady" , besides you're as bad as him ! 226 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,160 - never paid a cent in months - Really, you're sure ? 227 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,480 For years, years, years and years, you've taken advantage of me.. 228 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,560 I have had enough, you're both evicted 229 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,000 I want you out of my apartment..now! 230 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,440 I hope a big fat bone get stuck in his throat and he chokes ! 231 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,720 the little bastard stole your fish, huh? 232 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:29,200 how about I tear him in half and stuff him like a muppet as a present to your grandson ? 233 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,360 ha.. too little, too late 234 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,200 - please - Shut up ! 235 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,880 I can't believe I'm going to suck this.. 236 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,560 But I'll give you one more day to pay 237 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,600 - one day ? How.. - not my problem , have it tomorrow... 238 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,760 Or I'll have the police throw you out on the street. Did you hear me well.. bum ? 239 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,400 - Be reasonable, please! - One day that's it , got it? 240 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,800 okay then, let me get the door for you 241 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,240 god dammit ! 242 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,400 Why he here ? 243 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,400 He's really funny Shiro 244 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,400 Where have you been hiding him ? 245 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,800 his sense of humor must come from his mother 246 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,040 I dunno who the fuck you think you are, but you're not wanted here 247 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:17,280 - But Dad I'm your son. - Do you have any idea how much seed I sowed ? 248 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,040 there is nothing to be proud of, you think they all call me dad? 249 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,320 - get lost - chill out Shiro.. 250 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,840 stay out of it ! 251 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,600 - But, Dad.. - get the fuck out of here! 252 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,960 get moving 253 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,600 so hard to find you and I only just got here 254 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,200 Good-bye 255 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,440 huh...that was harsh, even for you 256 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:40,200 - What is it ? - It's time to die 257 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,560 Now ...your nice life is over 258 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,680 finito...you understand ? 259 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,920 What on earth is it now Tank ? 260 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,520 come on, they have some things to work out 261 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,200 Yeah, no shit 262 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,160 Take, and take, and take.. 263 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,160 well no more cat ! 264 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,240 you and I are through , 265 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,120 get out of here, go ! 266 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,720 - Now ! - what are you talking about? 267 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,960 You are the one supposed to pay the rent 268 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,400 from now on, you are on your... own 269 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:30,480 a stray vagrant bastard ! bastard... 270 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,000 to hell with him.. 271 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,880 what kind of father turns away a nice boy like you ? 272 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,040 Come, live with me you can be my kid 273 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,520 you know I have plenty of food, yes? 274 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,000 And all the milk you could ever want 275 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,520 there is nothing for me here, nothing! 276 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,000 I know when I'm not wanted I've get used to that. 277 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,120 - Thanks anyway Sami - okay, okay 278 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,480 But at least let me give you some food. 279 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,000 I lost my appetite, I've got to go 280 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,360 okay, goodbye then 281 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,480 Take care my little friend 282 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,000 so much for friendship 283 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,520 I don't need that jerkoff , I'm my own man 284 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,720 He is the bastard, not me 285 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,400 I really need to get some pussy, right now 286 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,360 It's the end of the road "Snow White" 287 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,200 You've got two choices 288 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,280 We can do this the easy way or the fun way 289 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:29,480 or the hard way, very hard, pun intended 290 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,160 Hey baby 291 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,640 It looks like fun, can I join ? 292 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,440 what's your name? my name ? Mescat 293 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,360 "Miss cat" so you're not a Mrs then 294 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,040 scram alley cat , she is ours 295 00:23:55,440 --> 00:24:00,240 now where were you beautiful ? before we were interrupted by these hound dogs? 296 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,840 so we get out of here and ditch those ..flea bags 297 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,080 you bastard ! 298 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,880 - what did you say ? - bastard 299 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,080 - bastard ? - bastard ! 300 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,400 - I'm a bastard ? - damn right 301 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,960 so let's get this straight 302 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,280 - he did not mean it - Yeah, I did 303 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,240 - maybe you should take it back ? - no chance 304 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,240 - I'm a bastard ? - Are you deaf ? 305 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,560 Say it one more time, you noo-dle son of.. 306 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,240 bastard! bastard! 307 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,440 bastard! bastard! 308 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,640 "Frontal lobe" 309 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,840 - He moved - You're crazy, you need to sleep 310 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,600 - but his heart is still beating - but that's impossible.. 311 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,040 his brain is in a jar 312 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600 Stop! Stop! 313 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,960 Princess? 314 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,320 Princess.. Princess 315 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,080 Shiro ! 316 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,920 Revenge... 317 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,360 Shiro ! 318 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,960 My hero ! he saved my life 319 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,960 This is a dangerous neighborhood for a girl like you 320 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,320 so I see, we just moved here 321 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,840 I wanted to check up the neighborhood but then those dogs started chasing me 322 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,040 - and if you did not come along ... - No problem, at your service 323 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,760 - You're so sweet - really ? 324 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,720 Let's cut out the chase 325 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,320 - Isn't that a little direct ? - of course 326 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,120 - we don't even know each other - fine, we do it your way 327 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,120 Mescat, Shiro , Shiro, Mescat 328 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,640 and they say romance is dead try asking me another day 329 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,600 are you serious ? we .. we're cats not people 330 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,240 We need , we share .. 331 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,240 okay Shiro, bye-bye! 332 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,040 okay okay, fine, you win 333 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,640 - Mescat! - my owner is calling me, it's dinner time 334 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,920 Stay! I'll give you a little bit of Shiro time 335 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,800 honey ! I am pure Angora.. you cannot afford my time 336 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,320 - so you're pedigree, huh ? - Of course, for you ? 337 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,280 tabby , what's wrong with that ? 338 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,280 a tabby .. is that even a breed ? 339 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,640 not today it seems 340 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,560 perhaps we can meet here later, if you like 341 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,560 - ho I'd like - you're eager 342 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,640 I don't really know about patience 343 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,080 thank you Miss, can I have another ? 344 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,920 Okay 345 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,960 When the moon is tide, I'll be here 346 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,440 could this be love ? 347 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,680 Fuck off ! 348 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,640 She kissed me 349 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,360 I am in love 350 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,360 I am in love 351 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,800 fuck you all, Shiro is in love 352 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,520 fur ball, loving love 353 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,000 Love, I am in love! 354 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,080 Shiro .. 355 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,000 die ! 356 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,920 Princess is dead.. 357 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,600 Revenge ! 358 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,600 My good man Sami ! Isn't life wonderful ? 359 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,240 No, it isn't ! and you're a stealer 360 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,560 - let me ask you something - what now ? 361 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,480 I need some advice, a recommendation 362 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,640 - not for free - I met a girl, I'm in love 363 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,880 Do you think I'll help you get another girl in trouble ? 364 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,520 - I don't think so - after all I have done for you? 365 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,720 I just wanted to give her a gift something special and I wanted your opinion 366 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,680 - so ? - is a bottle of wine a good gift? 367 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,880 And you would pay for this bottle of wine how ? 368 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,440 come on Sami , don't be like that 369 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,760 - how about a bier ? - You really are pathetic 370 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,200 What's wrong with you ? to win a woman's heart, you don't give her liquor ! 371 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800 - you give her... flowers - so give me flowers 372 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:08,520 I've got bread in the shape of a flower but only for something called money 373 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,840 - Screw you ! - ho go, evil... 374 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,960 Casanova ! 375 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,000 He is adorable 376 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,760 - here dear little guy, take it - (what kind of shit alley cat Shiro) 377 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,400 - (let's get the others fuck him off) - take it .. 378 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,320 - ( this is our turf ) - here .. go 379 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,960 I've had some beatings before.. 380 00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,280 - but nothing quite like that ! - well he'll see puss in boots.. 381 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:00,980 excuse me ! 382 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,680 I feel like my insides are on the outside 383 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,960 the fucking alley cat ! 384 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,640 Why is his head so big ? It's unnatural 385 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,480 he must be on growth hormones or something 386 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,600 He'll get his.. 387 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,360 Shiro ! 388 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,400 you die ! 389 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,320 Shiro .. 390 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,960 Shiro .. 391 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,520 Shiro! 392 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,120 hey, he is looking for him too 393 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,720 Shiro ! 394 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,480 - Where ..Shiro ? - I know where he is Mister 395 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,160 - What a hell - (Shiro) .. 396 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,920 I've got some flowers, you like them ? 397 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,560 you like flowers ? Take it! god dammit.. 398 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,720 for you ! for you ! for you ! 399 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,120 fucking flowers 400 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,560 that's not gonna work 401 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,760 put it together, man! 402 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,720 You're as sweet as these.. 403 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,000 gosh ! Can I be more of a pussy.. 404 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,440 I can't do this 405 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,680 I am outta here 406 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,000 - Hi handsome ! - how long have you been there? 407 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,560 they smell like shit ! 408 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,000 wrong colloidal infiltration it's a lady's technique 409 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:43,000 - you're cute you know that.. - and you are wonderful ! 410 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,720 open your eyes ! 411 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,660 how you like that ? bastard ! 412 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,520 bastard ! bastard ! 413 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,680 - bastard ... - how does that feel..dirt bag ? 414 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,280 - you little fuzz of peaches - he's mine, all mine.. 415 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,440 Mine ! Mine ! 416 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,360 I thought you died already 417 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,920 (surrounded..) 418 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,520 You are dead 419 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:56,280 Princess...dead miss Kitty ...dead 420 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,360 Leave her alone she had nothing to do with it 421 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800 come after me, you zombie prick! 422 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,960 Revenge, Revenge ! 423 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,840 Go and get him ! 424 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,360 Mini Shiro 425 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,440 you are mine ! 426 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,400 - Princess - Life goes on, skull cap ! 427 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,360 Papa ! 428 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,560 Leave me be, I just want get laid 429 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,320 nice little one , he is so sweet Is he your son ? 430 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,120 - he wishes he was - yeah , I'm your son 431 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,280 my mother's name is Memosa .. 432 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:31,440 - Memosa...from old China town ? - that's her 433 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,280 - a brunette , right ? - Yes, that's her 434 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,560 I do not know her, get out of here! 435 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,320 Hang on a second you only just met him ? 436 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,920 twice but he keeps giving me the brush off 437 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,000 I should go. You two have a lot of catching up to do 438 00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,280 No, you will stay , he will go. Nice knowing you kid 439 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,960 Why don't you go back to your mama, okay ? 440 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,320 tell her Shiro called and he wants his come back 441 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,640 so what if we get out of here ? 442 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,880 - my mom is dead ! - huh.. Mimi is dead ? 443 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,320 How ? 444 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,840 - and if you care.. - Wait kid 445 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,440 waou ! that sucks 446 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,520 - you just gonna let him be - he is fine, you saw him before 447 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,440 He can take care of himself 448 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,000 fine, huh... 449 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,920 Yes, yes, yes! Yup! Stop! 450 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,720 Tank, Tank .. 451 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,360 open the fucking door ! 452 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,840 You make me look bad in front of my girl 453 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,600 John wouldn't do this to Garfield 454 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,720 god damn, I'm in prison 455 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,640 - he came to see his father - his father ? 456 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,000 since when do cats have fathers ? 457 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,760 - We are not people - you are my dad ! 458 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,520 Right ! 459 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,560 not bad, kid 460 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,000 next time don't use your wrist , next time do it from your shoulder 461 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,640 Watch..like this ! 462 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,240 Thanks.. I'll try that next time 463 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,040 all right, let's get something to eat 464 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,160 thank god, I'm so hungry 465 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,120 I can eat my own food twice 466 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,480 kiddy did you meet the guy from grocery store ? 467 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,440 - Yes - I have an idea 468 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,360 Hey Sami , got any empty boxes ? 469 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,120 I might have a couple at the back with the rats 470 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,520 What about the money you owe me ? 471 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,440 - you have the money, right ? - Do you I look like a bum ? 472 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,000 crap old.. 473 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,400 - Yes, you do ! - Sami, Sami .. 474 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,000 475 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,600 not you, again ! 476 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,200 - the cat in the craddle - Shiro gave me a chance to stay 477 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,840 - Isn't it great ? - are you sure ? 478 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,280 - What he needs for him ? - there is nothing 479 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,040 - he is a changed cat, I swear - Unlikely 480 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,160 and what is this chance to stay ? he talks about.. 481 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,680 If you must know, I'm on a mission from god 482 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,040 Who the hell does he think he is ! 483 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,440 the damn Blues Brothers ? huh... 484 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,520 the thing is I can only stay if I get some booze 485 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,040 all I know, permanently 486 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,440 No way, not a drop. He is on his own 487 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,720 I can't help you, no more credit for that moocher 488 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,560 okay, thanks I understand 489 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,480 you were my last hope for staying 490 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,920 - Farewell, papa.. - allright, okay 491 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,960 you've got me and what else do you want ? 492 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,200 4 fried chickens and a Coke ! 493 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,160 Mini Shiro .. 494 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,880 Dad, help ! 495 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,720 What now ? 496 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,720 can I have just one moment of peace ! 497 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,720 revenge ! revenge ! 498 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:45,600 Daaaaad ... 499 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,720 Taco ! 500 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,720 Hang on kid.. I'm coming ! 501 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,800 this guy is really fucking up my day 502 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,320 - two cats with one stone - your breath stink ! 503 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,160 Kill me if you want but don't breeze on me 504 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,600 you.. whatever you do , don't slow down 505 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,880 Follow my lead, pizza boy 506 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,400 go, go, faster..get him ! 507 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,640 Time to die.. 508 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,680 Come on, get closer pizza boy 509 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,560 yes angry kitty.. 510 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,480 - Come on, grab my hand - I can't reach it 511 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,960 Papaaa... 512 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,960 dad ? 513 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,880 I wanted to drink, but ... 514 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,800 I thought you were gone, look out ! 515 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,120 Dad, grab my hand 516 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,440 thanx god you're okay 517 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,760 I throwed these frauds with their packets and they get behind 518 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,440 You...get lost ! 519 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,600 You are not welcome here 520 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,120 If I catch you, I turn you into a minx sweater 521 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,520 Haven't you got a heat yet ? 522 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,880 and don't ..come back ! 523 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,440 hey easy rider, thanx for the lift, this is us 524 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,400 your girlfriend is gone.. 525 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,800 And don't even try to come in 526 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,720 you have left here for good 527 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,080 Mescat ! 528 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,240 Taco, what's going on ? 529 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,040 Mescat.. Mescat 530 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,280 Mescat ! 531 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,720 Where are you Mescat ? dammit 532 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,360 fuck my life.. 533 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,840 Step back everybody, we need more room, move ! 534 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,360 Come on, back up people 535 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,080 You've heard the man 536 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,440 okay ? Pull ! 537 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,280 holly shit, who is that ? it's dreadful 538 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,720 wow..wow..wow ! hey, hey.. 539 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,520 Shiroooo .. 540 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,000 ha! about fucking time 541 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,080 - hey.. Rizki ? - You've got the wrong bud, fatty 542 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,240 I'll give you the right bird, jerk ! 543 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,040 - dude, my wings are gonna fall off - I'm not bird, man 544 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,840 just a little bit further come on, let's go check up downtown, okay ? 545 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,480 wait, wait.. wait a minute 546 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,760 I can smell it, the nose knows.. 547 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,200 that way, it's coming from the tower 548 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,480 - can we trade places ? - if I was going to trade places ... 549 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,040 it would be with as quirrel, no traps, no rat poison 550 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,760 and they get respect! 551 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,200 Are you kidding ? you would make one uglier squirrel ! 552 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,800 that's enough ! come on, get closer 553 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,640 are you insane ? I can't jump from here 554 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,160 When you hear me wistle, go and get me, okay ? 555 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,920 You ! pull over now 556 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,920 Mirthan, my homie.. 557 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,000 I can't believe it's you ! 558 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,800 it's been a long time you've got some good stuff on you ? 559 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,240 Yup 560 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,200 air quality is getting worse, dude 561 00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,120 talk and ship is screwed for everyone 562 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,880 hey, watch it ! 563 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,720 What's wrong with kids today ? 564 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,160 fuck ! 565 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,840 - you still working the docks ? - no, no, no 566 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,040 enjoying retirement, and you ? you still spun for robberies ? 567 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,920 Yeah kinda, but it just keep getting harder 568 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,200 No time in the small time 569 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,640 where did the fuck were you ? 570 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,640 - hanging around ? - Stop hitting me 571 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,440 - you're an idiot ! - I'm sorry 572 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,080 - I run into Mirthan and we were talking ... - I almost died ! 573 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,960 - I could have died, motherfucker ! - stop, dude.. 574 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,440 What were you doing ? selling more Steven Segal jokes ? 575 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,440 Birds of a feather can go fuck themself together 576 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,520 We are done, over , take up for tonight 577 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,440 - I told you I am sorry - too late 578 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,680 I'm sure she'll be back soon 579 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,160 I don't think so 580 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,200 What do you know about women anyway? 581 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,080 wow, Miss Mescat she seems very nice 582 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,720 nice is boring, you're boring 583 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,480 You don't drink or smoke and your conversation sucks 584 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,120 All you talk about is booze and women 585 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,520 you are not interested having a real conversation 586 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,600 - Bye now - wait up 587 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,760 What"s got four legs , a tail and always lands on his feet ? 588 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,960 We are about to find out 589 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,960 and give me some cigarettes 590 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,400 Rizki watch out .. barbed wire! 591 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,400 - Where the hell of you two been ? - everything got fucked up, dude 592 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,920 I don't care a rat ass , no more excuses 593 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,400 - Where is the fucking drink ? - I'll give you a rat ass, fat bastard ! 594 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,240 how about asking if I'm okay ? 595 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,600 - I could have fucking died - wow, wow, wow, guys... 596 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,080 We are grown animals, stop acting like humans 597 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,800 Stay out of it, and he is no animal, he's a man 598 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,200 a man ! Look at the size of his head 599 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,880 I'm warning you Furman, I'm not in the mood 600 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,640 I have had enough for today I don't need it from you 601 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,680 Like you had problems you've been on your ass all day 602 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,000 Oh yeah ? I tried to get laid , she gets electrocuted.. 603 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,680 A freak killed my friend so I kill him 604 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,360 He comes back alive, so I kill him again 605 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,660 I am called a bastard 606 00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:22,440 then when she shows up I fall in love, but she disappeared 607 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,960 no sex, no food, no booze 608 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,840 and you're the two guys who got it baaad ! 609 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,400 I think he is in pain 610 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,360 fuck all of you ! 611 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,160 leave me alone until you can fix this 612 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,600 okay, I guess it's up to me 613 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,800 Don't worry, it's fine. Rizki will fix it 614 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,760 okay, think. Look at those fuckers 615 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,520 safe and warm in their houses. Maybe I need to think like a human 616 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,680 not a roader, so what do I need ? 617 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:31,440 money ! with money we can buy anything we need 618 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,480 how can we get money ? I ain't getting a job 619 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,600 Think about it, the mouse breeders don't play by the rules 620 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,800 So, why should we ? They take what they want when they want 621 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,760 and t hen store away like fucking squirrels 622 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:51,400 It's time we take back this city for the ones who are forced to live on the street like vagrants. 623 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,560 Allright let's go take it 624 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,840 We are here ! 625 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,360 - What ? rob a bank ? - why not ? 626 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,600 - It will be easy - so what's the plan ? 627 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,080 it wasn't my idea, or was it ? 628 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,880 okay this it , I'll sneak in 629 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:22,720 and open the door..mission accomplished 630 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,480 hey good plan Riza, I'll be the lookout 631 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,280 Shiro.. Revenge.. 632 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,960 - Princess - Shut up, you loony toon 633 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,520 Captain no matter how hard we beat the shit out of him ..he won't shut up 634 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,720 - I do not know what to do - What is Shiro ? 635 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,800 - dead ! - He's a maniac, lock him up 636 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,280 - Shiro.. - Shut it 637 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,280 - Shiro, Shiro - Shut up! 638 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,920 he could use more fiber in his diet 639 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,080 - so kid any sign of him ? - nothing yet 640 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,560 ho yeah.. 641 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,800 A mouse ! 642 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,000 - What took so long ? - I had to take care of bizness 643 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,040 "Please come in" 644 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,920 no fuck .. 645 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,640 How you gonna open it ? sting and open ? 646 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,960 hardly, I'm an expert at locks 647 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,600 give me a boost 648 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,480 so, guess a number between 1 and 9 649 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,040 I'm surrounded by idiots. Let me do it 650 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,160 It's about to give , I heard it crack 651 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,120 That was my back 652 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,640 well, that didn't work what should we try next? 653 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,600 1, 2, 3, 4 654 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,960 - How do you do that? - pure skill 655 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,160 it's beautiful... 656 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,280 ha.. there's a lot of cabbage 657 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,560 (recording) 658 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,920 calling the attention of all units 659 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,400 robbery in course at First National Bank 660 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,080 The robbers appear to be a pair of cats 661 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,720 I repeat, cats 662 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,800 All units respond immediately 663 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,200 - This got to be a joke, right ? - Shiroooo 664 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,600 Stop fooling around ! 665 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,440 Riza, let's go 666 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,480 - we only need enough for tonight - what's wrong with you Shiro ? 667 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,840 and what about tomorrow ? We should take it all 668 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,400 Taco, help me carry it 669 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,840 He's only just a kid , that's too heavy for him rat boy 670 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,080 Greed is good, not one percent missing 671 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,000 Besides it's insured we've got to grab as much as we can 672 01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,840 Come on, take it 673 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,120 Come on, come on, come on .. 674 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,680 You're being too greedy, let's go 675 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,680 allright fine, but this is so wrong to leave it behind 676 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,560 ha , let's just get out of here 677 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,400 You can't buy happiness, but you can steal it 678 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,760 Shut it ! 679 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,480 Is that the cops ? ho shit 680 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,760 dudes, the fuzz is here ! you gotta get out of here ...now 681 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,880 682 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,440 Hurry up, we've been busted , get the fuck out of here 683 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,080 Go ...now ! Run 684 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,400 685 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,480 This is the police ! 686 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,720 - We are screwed now - I'm out through the shiter 687 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,120 What a hell ? What about us ? 688 01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,920 Your head will make you pass the wall 689 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,680 Surrender, come out with your paws up ! 690 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,280 I am really flushed with cash now 691 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,360 ha shit.. ( surrender ) 692 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,000 the windows, it's the only way out 693 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,760 - the glass is double bladed - I know we can do this 694 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,680 All we have to do is put our heads together, Dad 695 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,120 haha .. Shiro 696 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,240 Stop ! free .. 697 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,520 ...fire ! (they are mine) 698 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,760 Shiro.. Shiro! Taco, over here 699 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,360 - Riza ! - There is an open door 700 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,680 Make a break run when they cease fire 701 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,160 You can do it 702 01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,400 You better be right because if I die, I'm gonna kick your ass 703 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,160 - mine.. - Stop ! 704 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,160 (he's mine) 705 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,600 Riza ! no .. 706 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,400 Well, that was a dog day afternoon 707 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,200 - Hurry up, kido - Riza , is he okay ? 708 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,560 Yeah, I'm sure he is fine 709 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,800 probably just hiding in the sewers somewhere 710 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,760 711 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,160 What is he ? 712 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,480 Zombie mouse breeder 713 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,400 Taco, no ! 714 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,240 Attention ...men on the roof 715 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,440 it's a pair of cats upthere, sir 716 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,320 You cats upthere we know you have the money ! 717 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,840 We've got you surrounded, there is no escape! 718 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,680 Taco ? 719 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,320 Taco, wake up ...Taco 720 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,200 Please, Taco 721 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,000 wake up Taco, please 722 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,920 Say something, my son 723 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,040 You cats, surrender and you can go back to play piano on the internet 724 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,120 Surrender, around ! We want that money ! 725 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,920 Cats robbed a bank ? 726 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,200 - I don't believe it, how do they move bags ? - people, move back.. 727 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,400 make road.. 728 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,040 you want that damn money ? Then take it, take it.. 729 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,160 Take it all !! 730 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,160 Leave us a fuck alone ! 731 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,520 holy shit ! Look.. it's free money, it's raining money 732 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,440 Move away 733 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,480 Now, go, move away 734 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,240 - please, I'm broke - don't touch it, leave it alone 735 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,480 - Stay away from there - Money, Money, Money 736 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:47,040 737 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,560 What a f.. 738 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,040 hey you ! Move 739 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:03,760 Come on ! Shiro ? 740 01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,400 what happened ? 741 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,360 Hey Shiro ? 742 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,640 what happened to the kitty ? was he hit by a car ? 743 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,400 Or did you do something to him ? 744 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:19,200 - I'm the worst father ever - what do you mean ? 745 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,920 He's been shot 746 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,960 - He's dead - Give him to me, now 747 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,640 wait ! you moron .. 748 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,920 "veterinary clinic" 749 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,000 "Closed " 750 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,120 "veterinary clinic" 751 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,840 "veterinary clinic" 752 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,200 Shiro ? 753 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,200 Desinfective, no wait..Cognac, no.. Whisky ! 754 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,120 I have got Whisky 755 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,880 Gauze, cotton, fucking case 756 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,800 fuck me! where the fuck did I put them ? 757 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:39,240 Godamn boxes, make yourself useful! man up 758 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,600 is this it ? 759 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:30,240 Let me see, shit ... he is still bleeding 760 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,160 Come on Taco, you can't die 761 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,000 Taco, you are a fucking cat, you've got nine lives cat ! dammit 762 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,800 It's taking you an hour to climb ten stairs 763 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,960 cut me some slack man 764 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,160 I was born to fly ... 765 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,640 - not walk - okay 766 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,160 hold on 767 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,720 Shiro, you made it 768 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,880 That was some crazy ass shit 769 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,160 What happened to the kid ? 770 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,600 He saved my life, stupid 771 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,640 - How can we help ? - stop, he needs a rest 772 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,760 pops gonna wake up a wealthy boy, right? 773 01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,560 What's the total score? how much ? 774 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,720 You've got the money, right ? 775 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,000 There is no money, I threw it away, all of it 776 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:44,040 No! the flak..after all we went through! 777 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,200 - be quiet, all of you out ! - me too ? 778 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,680 Especially you ! the boy stays here, go on, get out ..now 779 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:54,460 - He's my son , I'll look after him - and how is that working out ? 780 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,920 You almost done a kill ! 781 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,480 but I did not , he's okay 782 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,640 Don't you get it Shiro ? 783 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,360 It's over , we're over.. 784 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:07,840 - Thanx to you, we don't have...a home anymore! 785 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,360 enough already ! I have some money 786 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,920 Give me that ! 787 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:26,840 okay, this is for the back rents, this is next year rent, 788 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:32,040 This is for the damage you did, this is for the fish you stole 789 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,680 This is for the stress you caused me 790 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,280 and this ... 791 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,400 for what you all said 792 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:46,400 and ...there is this left , huh.. 793 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,720 What we shall we do with it ? 794 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,960 - Give me a beer - you love it, right ? 795 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,000 - God bless you - it was tricky at first 796 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:19,720 Every time I try to get her from behind I get wacked by her tail 797 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,280 anyway, as we are getting hot and heavy, her father shows up ! 798 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:26,320 here you are, it's Turkish finest 799 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,360 look at you, you've got Manti 800 01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,560 And then the old man says he does not want his daughter dating a rat 801 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,320 then he said he did not have enough cash to support her 802 01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,640 - can you believe that shit ? - You're making this shit up, huh ? 803 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,400 Later that night I went to her tree and he fed me with acorns 804 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:47,400 that's when I decided no more squirrels 805 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:50,720 but they are just like you, they are fucking nuts 806 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,880 up yours, bird brain 807 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,560 In honor of this conspicuous feast I would like to play something 808 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,260 - What ? And spoil the fun ? - No way ! 809 01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,480 that's the problem these days 810 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,080 No appreciation for the classics..no class 811 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,440 Now he's gone let's get this party started 812 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,120 This sucks , she's gone for good 813 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:19,440 - Can you please pass me the water ? - What are you doing? Don't drink it with water 814 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,400 - You gonna get too drunk to fly .. - no shit 815 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,000 Are those my gas tanks ? What's this ! 816 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,960 - Shiro ! - Mescat ! 817 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,680 - everyone die ! - The only one to die will be you 818 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,560 Hey, that's my cat ! 819 01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,000 Tank ! 820 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,400 You mess with my family, you mess with Tank 821 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,520 Bravo ! 822 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,280 Bravo ! 823 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,040 - you finish it - ho no, I couldn't 824 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,360 - really , be fine - well okay if you insist 825 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,680 thank you 826 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,880 looks like the circus is in town 827 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:13,360 Happy New Year , Happy New Year 828 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,200 happy New Year 829 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,240 I thought I wasn't good enough for you 830 01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,520 I'm here now 831 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,160 (Mescat) 832 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,360 no.. freak ! I'm never getting laid 833 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,040 well I've never liked the word "never" 834 01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,960 There is no time like a present when you say.. 835 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,160 Let's make tabby together61468

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