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Been fixing cuckoo clocks again?
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Oh, you.
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Nope.
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There's big doings down at the polka
hall. We're planning this year's polka
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-palooza.
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Polka -pa -what?
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Polka -palooza. Why, it's only Chicago's
biggest polka event ever. It's the
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Woodstock of polka.
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Now, keep this under your hat, but I
think we're going to get stash kibbets
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the kibbetones.
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worry. Your secret's safe with me.
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So save next Saturday for me, baby.
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What?
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Well, don't you want to go to
Pokepalooza with me?
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I'd rather have a spinal tap.
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Oh, but Laura, you have to go.
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I've been watching this smell poke a
dress.
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It's even been scotch -garter to repel
kielbasa juice.
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That's really tempting, but I think I'll
pass.
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But, Laura, this is very important to
me.
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Steve, so is my dignity.
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Now, Laura, if we're going to have a
successful relationship, there's going
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have to be some give and take here. That
means I do everything you want, and
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once a year, you do one thing I want.
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Steve, I'll give you anything else.
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My car...
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Don't ask me to poke him.
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Oh, but Laura.
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Oh,
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hey, Dad.
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Hey, son.
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Sorry I'm late for our gin game.
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That's okay.
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I pass the time by playing solitaire.
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Hey, guess what? What? I was out today
looking at apartments.
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Oh, why?
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You thinking about moving out?
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I mean, Dad, I'm in the police academy
now, and I'm going to be a cop soon. And
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if I have to go on stakeout or
something, the last thing in the world I
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hear is Mom saying, don't forget to take
a sweater.
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Don't you think it's time I got on on my
own anyway?
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Well, son, don't rush into it. You know,
you've been living here for 21 years.
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I'm just getting used to having you
around.
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Thanks, Dad.
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But, um, I already found my apartment.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, and it's kicking, too. It's got a
great view, and it's not too far away.
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Trust me, I'll be back every week to
borrow money.
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Welcome to my crib, baby.
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Want a tour?
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Sure.
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That was the first part of the tour.
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Oh, yeah? Well, am I the first visitor
Mr. Tour died? First and only, my dear.
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Good answer.
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Hey, son.
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Hey, I got the... on pay -per -view.
Come on, check it out.
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Hi, Greta.
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Hi, Mr. Winslow.
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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Well, you told me to stop by any time.
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Right, right. I guess I did, huh?
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But, um, but... But what? Well, uh,
nothing.
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Hey, Greta, come on over and have a
seat.
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Come on.
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Well, all right.
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You look nice.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you know, this is going to be some
great bout.
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Hey, Eddie, why don't you get us some
drinks?
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Now, we'll have to wait to up first.
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See that guy there, Rivera?
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Now, sometimes he fights Southpaw. You
like Southpaw's better, don't you?
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Oh, yeah. Who doesn't?
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Hey, you want a pretzel?
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He gave me the Heimlich maneuver when I
was choking on a big chunk of bratwurst.
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I'll never forget what he said to me.
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Chew before you swallow.
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Finish the super, Steven and his lady.
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Starting the inner city poker clinic.
Oh, it's very big.
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with a crazy dream.
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Don't let this one get away.
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Ladies
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and
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gentlemen, put your mitts together for
Stash Kibbitz and the Kibbitones.
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And a special thank you... To Anna
Burkholz -Chang for her sweet and sour
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Wienerschnitzel.
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I know we're
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all itching to poker till we plot.
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But first, it's time to announce this
year's King Poker.
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Past winners of this prestigious award
have been none other than Herman
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But this year, I think it's fair to say
the award goes to the king poker of the
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decade. The only one to win unanimously.
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This is an incredible honor.
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Oh, I just love being here with all my
coca pals.
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But what makes it extra special is that
tonight I'm here with the love of my
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life, Laura Winslow.
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Oh, Greta, you're leaving? But the fight
isn't over yet.
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Oh, I'm sure there'll be another one
later.
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Baby,
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just wait.
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Greta, don't. Wait, hold up.
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Man, this boy's good. Come on, man.
You're missing the fight. Come on.
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Dad, we need to talk.
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Can we talk after the fight?
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I guess not.
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Something wrong, son?
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Dad, we got to talk about the apartment.
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Edward, I think I know what's bothering
you. Oh, thank goodness, Dad, because I
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thought that I wanted to go through
some... You know, it takes a big man to
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admit when he's wrong. Yes, it does,
Dad. And this man is wrong.
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Well, thank goodness, Dad, that you knew
that.
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You know, at first I thought the yellow
paint wouldn't work.
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But you know, it really brightens the
place up.
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Uh, Dad, that's not exactly what's
bothering me.
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Oh?
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No.
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Look at this, Dad.
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This is your glass from lunch yesterday.
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And this, this is the coffee mug you
used at breakfast two days ago.
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And this, of course, uh -huh, can't
forget about this, is your plate from
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tonight. Now, what do all of these
things tell you?
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That you're way behind on your
dishwasher.
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Never mind.
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Son, if you've got something to say,
just say it.
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Okay, here it is.
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Look, Dad, you know, these past few days
we've been spending a lot of time
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together. I mean, I've really enjoyed
myself. It's been great. But the whole
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reason that I got this place was so that
I could be on my own.
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Oh.
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Come on, don't get mad, Dad.
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Oh, I'm mad all right.
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Mad at myself.
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Son, this is your place, and you have
every right to your privacy.
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I mean, the fact that you even have to
bring it up.
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Oh, man.
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You and Greta came up here to be alone,
right?
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Well, yeah.
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Lucky I was here, huh?
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Man. No, son, I'm just kidding.
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Boy, I'm really sorry, Edward.
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I feel like a fool.
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Even worse, I feel like an old fool.
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Oh, now, Dad, don't feel that way.
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Truth is, I guess I wasn't ready to let
go.
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But you know, son, you're a grown man
now, and I'm going to have to get used
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that.
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Well, Dad, I want you to know that
you're more than welcome to stop on by
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anytime. Just call me first.
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Hey,
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what do you say we finish watching the
fight?
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Nah, no, no.
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I'm going to let you have your place to
yourself.
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But you know something?
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I want to tell you, I'm really proud of
you.
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This really is a great place.
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Oh, thanks, Dad.
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Take it easy.
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Hey,
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you know what?
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I think I will want to fight with you.
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Move over.
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Steve.
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Oh.
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You're funny.
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You had to drag me down here, but...
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having one of the best times of my life.
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That's the magic of polka.
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Lara?
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Hmm?
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I love you.
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Steve?
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Oh?
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I love you, too.
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Tonight at 8, see all new footage of
your favorite runway stars in their most
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outrageous moments.
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Kalen plays a prank on Christina and
Tiffany.
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