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Stevie. Hi, Myra. Oh, come on in, my
little cheese nip.
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Uh, Stevie, did the Latin club steal
your clothes again?
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Oh, no, not this time.
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Well, I'm still searching for my new
look.
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The perfect look for me.
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Well, keep searching.
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It doesn't reveal enough of your
bodacious bod.
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You know how much I enjoy licking at
your boom -ba -ba -boom -boom buns.
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Myra, please, leave my boom -ba -ba
-boom -booms out of this.
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Come on, give Mama what she wants.
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Boom -ba -ba -boom -boom.
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hoochie mamas.
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Sorry, girl.
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I just wanted to check out myself from
all angles.
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And that takes five mirrors.
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Wow. Those fake diamond earrings look
terrific.
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Thanks. They're not fake. They're my
mother's. And she loaned them to you?
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Well, she would have.
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If I had asked.
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Uh -oh.
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Well, she wasn't home.
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So I just pretended to ask.
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And then you just pretended that she
said yes.
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Pretend conversations always turn out
good for me.
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Don't worry, I'll put them back before
she even knows they're gone.
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Oh, listen.
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If you see any guys looking at me with
that mean, dangerous stare... Yeah?
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point them out to me. All right.
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Is today your blessed day?
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No.
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There was a blackout, and I just decided
to read by the light of the cupcake!
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Gee, I'm... I'm sorry, Steve.
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But I had to work a double shift today,
and I guess I just forgot.
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Not true.
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Steve, we all... We all... Love
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you.
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But do you love me enough to stay up
late with me and play Twister all night?
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No way.
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But I'll tell you what I will do.
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This weekend, you and I will spend some
time together.
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You really mean it? Sure.
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Just the two of us.
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walkie -talkies.
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Pinky swear.
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Pinky swear.
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You go ahead and keep that one. I'll get
a fresh one.
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I still can't believe that Tommy
Williams asked me out.
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Well, there were only two women left at
the club, and I already told him no.
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Thanks a lot.
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Girl, hey, what happened to your other
earring?
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Girl, don't even play, because if I lost
my mother...
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snowing you.
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Maybe somebody felt it at the club.
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Hey, maybe you lost it while you were
doing this.
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Maybe you lose it when I do this.
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Yes, hi, this is Laura Winslow. Yeah,
yeah, I know you're closed, but did
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happen to find a diamond earring there
tonight?
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Well, he's still laughing.
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What am I going to do? That earring is
worth $500.
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Can you replace it before your mom finds
out?
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Yeah. Yeah, I can just work overtime at
Ferguson's until I save enough money to
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buy another one. Cool. Problem solved.
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Yeah.
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But in the meantime, I just got to hope
and pray my father doesn't take my
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mother anyplace fancy.
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Knowing your father, you've got a good
shot.
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Commissioner Geis, what a surprise.
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Hope you don't mind my dropping by
unannounced. Oh, no, no, no. Come on in.
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thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Well,
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Winslow, I'll tell you one thing after
looking around this house.
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What's that, sir? You are definitely not
on the take.
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It's a joke, Winslow. Chill out.
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And a good one, too, sir.
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Winslow, have you ever been duck
hunting?
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No, sir, no. Well, me neither.
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But my son has just given me a
commemorative shotgun to celebrate my 40
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the force. Well, congratulations, sir.
Well, I kind of like to break the gun
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I thought I'd take a little drive up to
Lake Lenore, bag a few birds. Oh, I'd
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love to, sir. Well, good.
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And I want to tell you that I am honored
that you would choose me. Oh, come on.
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You're fun to pal around with. Oh, thank
you, sir. Besides, my car's in the
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shop.
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going hunting?
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Oh, you told Eno.
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And Eno and I have a standing
arrangement.
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I pay him ten bucks a month to keep me
informed about what you're doing.
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That's terrible.
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Well, you think that's bad? I give him
fifteen a month for Laura.
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Gouger.
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Well, I'm sorry, Steve, but you just
could not come along today.
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It's just gonna be me and my boss.
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But it's the weekend, and you promised
we could hang out together.
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Well, I know, but we're just gonna have
to hang out next weekend.
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very sorry.
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But you just cannot come along today.
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I see.
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Apparently your promises are like a
cheap, flimsy bra on my rack.
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You can go.
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Yes!
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Thanks, big guy.
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But you know, it gets pretty cold up at
Lake Lenore.
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So you better get a sweater.
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Oh, thank you, Wendell. You can see
here, this is a special edition limited
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Wayne model.
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Well, your son has excellent taste,
Pilgrim.
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Huh? It's a joke, Commissioner.
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Oh, oh.
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Next time warn me, will you?
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Well,
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the ducks should be showing up.
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I think I see something. What?
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Ah!
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Woo -hoo! We're done!
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Steve! Ooh!
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Chili!
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Listen, Carl, you better get yourself a
new rearview mirror. I was behind you
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for miles, and you never saw me once.
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Who is that?
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His name is Steve Urkels.
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Maybe they're not flying south this
winter. Maybe they're taking the train.
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That's a joke.
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at work is retiring and we're taking out
to lunch come on you hate me are you i
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know we're celebrating
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Do you really want to rub your wealth in
her face like that?
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Maybe you're right. Oh, I know I'm
right.
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No, no, no, no, no. I feel better than
my dad. Mom!
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Don't go into dangerous neighborhoods
with those expensive earrings.
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Laura, we're going to the Park Carlton.
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We're going to be in the Crystal Room.
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Crystal Room. Oh, Mom.
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That place is loaded with gangbangers.
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Haven't you heard?
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They order escargot and then throw the
empty shells at old people.
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I've made up my mind. I'm wearing my
diamond earrings.
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Ma, I got something to tell you.
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I borrowed your earrings a few nights
ago, and then I lost one of them.
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This one?
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a sizzle club called looking for you.
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Found your earring and was nice enough
to return it. What a relief.
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Laura, if you wanted to borrow the
earrings, why didn't you just ask?
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Well, you weren't around.
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Then you might have said no.
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Well, I'm sorry I lost your earring.
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Laura, I'm not upset about these
earrings.
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I'm upset that you kept it a secret.
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I was just so embarrassed. I mean, it
was so stupid.
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Like I was, like, five years old or
something.
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Honey, when you were five years old, you
would tell me everything.
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You still can.
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Thanks, Mom.
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No more secrets, okay?
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No more secrets.
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Hey,
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wait a minute.
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Yeah, looks good with this outfit,
doesn't it?
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Hey, is that a duck?
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No, sir, it's an airplane.
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Oh, I see. I was hoping it was a duck.
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Oh, well, if it's ducks you want, I can
give ducks.
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All I have to do is use my super duck
house.
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What?
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Does that thing work?
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Couple teats on this, baby, and we'll be
up to our necklucks and guts.
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You? Nothing. His gun is crap.
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Hey, Steve, blow your duck horn again.
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I will not!
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I, for one, am glad you didn't hit
anything.
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I thought I could come out here with you
guys and be an observer, but this is
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barbaric. This is too cruel.
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Let's reload.
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and see if you possess the dark, evil
ugliness it takes to end a life.
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Can you really do such a horrible thing,
Commissioner?
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Yep.
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Wait, wait, wait. What? Oh, my God,
she's a mother.
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Oh,
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Commissioner.
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If you kill her now, she'll be sitting
in her young to sturdy doom.
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Do you want to have that on your
conscience for the rest of your life?
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want to hear their cute little cheats in
your dreams at night?
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I
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guess
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not.
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Okay,
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mine's empty anyway.
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Let me see. Now, wait a minute.
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You be real careful with this, huh?
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