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Just the guy I wanted to see.
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Forget it, Laura. I'm not going out with
any of your skanky friends.
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What's that I hear?
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Ah, yes, a sigh of relief from all of my
friends.
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What do you want, Laura?
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Well, look, my sorority's having a
charity fundraiser, and we're getting
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guys to auction off kisses to the
highest female bidder.
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Stefan's gonna do it. What about you?
Ooh!
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here i recognize my voice that there are
certain girls yes of low
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intelligence and impaired eyes i don't
have enough money to bid on anything you
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know i'm hiding on them and these lips
are gonna raise big money for your
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sorority i'm here if you need me that is
if you need any more hot guys
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i have lips my lips are sexy
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It's sexier than I thought.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Guess what? I have such wonderful news.
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tell me what it is and we'll both dance.
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Oh, I got a promotion.
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No, no, no.
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No, no. Congratulations.
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I need a shower.
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Whee!
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Mara, earlier today... When you invited
Ed O to participate in your sorority
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auction? Well, I couldn't help but
notice that you didn't ask me.
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Oh, uh, well, Steve... Wait a minute.
Let me finish.
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Okay.
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Now, truth be told, I was devastated.
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I couldn't figure out why you would try
to hurt my feelings.
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Well, Steve, I wasn't... Why not then?
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Get ahead of me.
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You weren't trying to hurt my feelings.
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You were trying to spare my feelings,
right?
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Well, I was just afraid that if you were
in the auction and no one bid on you,
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you might be humiliated.
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And you were right.
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I would have been.
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But I want you to invite me anyway.
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Why?
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Well, I've always been comfortable with
myself.
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I have been suggesting that for years.
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Often quite loudly.
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I know.
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And finally, I'm gonna listen.
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Yep.
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No longer is it I gotta be me.
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From now on, it's I gotta be Beth.
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That's good for you, Steve.
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Mm -hmm.
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I could be better.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi. Want to celebrate my promotion?
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Here,
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you do the honors.
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Looks expensive.
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It is, a little.
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But I suppose we can afford it now with
your new promotion.
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Honey, I thought we could snuggle up
here on the couch, sip a little bubbly,
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then retire early.
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Sweetheart, I can't open a champagne if
you're crawling all over me.
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Sorry. It's okay.
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Carl, what's the matter?
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Harriet, you want to know what's the
matter?
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Well, I'm going to tell you what's the
matter.
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You're emasculating me, Harriet.
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Emasculating?
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What? Just because I'm making more money
than you, Carl?
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That's right.
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Harriet, the person who makes the most
money wears the pants in the family.
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Well, you're making more money than me
now.
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So, you're going to start wearing the
pants.
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is absolutely ridiculous. Harry, we're a
team.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir.
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Uh -uh.
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Not team, Harriet.
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Crew.
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Crew, Harriet.
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And I was the captain of the crew.
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Precious swabbing.
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But now, you're the captain, Harriet.
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New captain's going up to her quarters.
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But until a new swabbing learns the true
meaning of teamwork, he's going to be
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bucking his butt down here in the brig.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Tonight's speech therapy class will
concentrate on the... Stop it!
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At a moment, old doc. I just need a
moment to get situated.
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I am living proof that the techniques
you're about to learn really work. I
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to have a terrible stutter.
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That's downright inspirational.
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Why don't we start by introducing
ourselves and describing our problem?
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Yeah. Who'd like to go first?
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Roy Simpson?
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I have a list.
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And our second thought, that cheese...
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I'm Pepe Perez.
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And I spit when I speak.
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Well, I'm Sheila Rockport.
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And my voice is too deep.
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bachelor is in this girl's humble
opinion the coolest guy in all of
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please give it up for the one the only
step on her tail
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ladies
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ladies ladies now This event is for such
a good cause that I wanted to make sure
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I was ready.
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So Laura and I have spent the last three
days warming up these lips.
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Since Stephon is my guy, I want to open
and close the bidding at $50.
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$60!
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She know me think you didn't understand.
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Stephon is my man.
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So we'll just close the bidding at $65.
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bachelor has been called the prince of
love.
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Yeah, well, he's the only one who calls
himself that.
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Please give it up for my brother, Eddie
Winslow.
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My name is Eddie Winslow, better known
as the Prince of Love.
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That's right.
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And if you buy my kisses, you'll feel
like royalty.
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So, dig deep, ladies, if you want to
swing from these lifts.
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I think out of courtesy, we should let
Eddie's girlfriend, Greta, make the
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bid.
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I'll give any girl... $25 to take him
off my hands.
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$25?
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I'll start the bidding at 30.
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Nice dress.
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Somewhere there's a butt naked clown.
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I can't help it, Hamlet.
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No, get some clothes.
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Harriet!
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Harriet! Shh.
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You'll wake the whole house, Carl. Hey,
sweetheart, could you come down for a
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sec? I'd like to talk to you.
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Come on.
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Come on. To the left. Straight ahead.
Come on.
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Come on, there you go.
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Concert parking?
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Well, yep, this is my new extra job. I'm
moonlighting.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really.
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I am one of 25 folks who gets to show
you your parking spot when you come to
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Tom Jones.
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It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.
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It's not unusual to have fun with
anyone.
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There's a reason why Tom sings and you
park cars.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. See,
you don't understand.
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With my regular police salary and the
money I make from this cool new job, I
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make $23 .48 more a year than you.
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Captain Winslow is at the helm again.
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I see.
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Well, I guess in that case...
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I should think about whether or not I
want to get off the ship.
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Maybe you can just drop me off at the
next port.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. What are
you talking about?
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Carl, our salaries should not be a
source of competition.
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We're supposed to be a team.
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Nobody's captain, nobody's swabbing.
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Carl, we're supposed to be first mates.
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Teammates.
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Well, you're right, sweetheart.
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We are, Artie.
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You for me and me for you.
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You're a pain in the butt.
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But I'm your pain in the butt.
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All right.
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Our next bachelor is... Well, he's
definitely one of a kind.
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And he just recently gave himself a
makeover.
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Please give it up for Mr. Stephen Q.
Urkel.
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build our way back up.
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Hold my kiss now.
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