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You know, they don't make movies like
this anymore.
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Thank goodness.
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They have color now.
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Look, look, look.
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Look at that tall ship.
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Man, is she a beauty.
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You know, I've always dreamed of sailing
tall ships like that.
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Well, you know, Dad, there are places
you can go and sell authentic tall
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What?
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Pay $8 for some half -hour cruise where
you watch some tourist sucking a
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corndog?
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Son.
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I'm talking about the real thing. The
1700s. The excitement of exploration and
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discovery.
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Like the first Super Bowl.
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I like that.
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Look what Steve left in my freezer.
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An octopus.
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Do you know where he is?
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He's in 1870.
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Where? Not where, when.
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Steve combined his teleportation pad
with his time machine, and now he can
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travel anywhere in history.
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Isn't that dangerous?
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I mean, for people in history.
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Not this time. He's visiting Geronimo.
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Well, when he gets back, you tell him
that his octopus is defrosting in the
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backyard.
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She's hated polka music so much.
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Is your right hand man?
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Hey, be careful, Steve.
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Your pistol's coming.
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Oh, please.
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I think a guy that's smart enough to
build a time machine is certainly
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of handling a simple thing like a gun.
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Oh, you mean.
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And tonight it'll be Sir Ander.
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I could go pilot over there. All right,
but don't get yourself in trouble.
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
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Yo -ho -ho, it's a ball of rum. Drink
and the devil had done for the rest. Yo
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-ho -ho, it's a ball of rum. Hey,
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what you doing?
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Singing.
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No, I mean as a kid.
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We'd be ready in there for a little
target practice.
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Can I help? Can I try? Please, please,
please. I reckon.
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What do I do?
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He likes the views.
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No problem.
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Well,
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I hope you're happy. You've ruined the
soup.
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Take another hot shower again.
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But look on the bright side.
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There are no nuclear weapons.
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There's no pollution.
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And no probably short movies.
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What about my family, Steve?
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I'll never see Harriet again or Eddie or
Laura.
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Jamaica. Yeah.
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So long, suckers.
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That's a very strange joint of words.
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I'm so
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sorry.
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Carl should be here in a flash.
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I'll do me either.
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