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You know, they don't make movies like this anymore.

Thank goodness.

They have color now.

Look, look, look.

Look at that tall ship.

Man, is she a beauty.

You know, I've always dreamed of sailing tall ships like that.

Well, you know, Dad, there are places you can go and sell authentic tall

What?

Pay $8 for some half -hour cruise where you watch some tourist sucking a

corndog?

Son.

I'm talking about the real thing. The 1700s. The excitement of exploration and

discovery.

Like the first Super Bowl.

I like that.

Look what Steve left in my freezer.

An octopus.

Do you know where he is?

He's in 1870.

Where? Not where, when.

Steve combined his teleportation pad with his time machine, and now he can

travel anywhere in history.

Isn't that dangerous?

I mean, for people in history.

Not this time. He's visiting Geronimo.

Well, when he gets back, you tell him that his octopus is defrosting in the

backyard.

She's hated polka music so much.

Is your right hand man?

Hey, be careful, Steve.

Your pistol's coming.

Oh, please.

I think a guy that's smart enough to build a time machine is certainly

of handling a simple thing like a gun.

Oh, you mean.

And tonight it'll be Sir Ander.

I could go pilot over there. All right, but don't get yourself in trouble.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.

Yo -ho -ho, it's a ball of rum. Drink and the devil had done for the rest. Yo

-ho -ho, it's a ball of rum. Hey,

what you doing?

Singing.

No, I mean as a kid.

We'd be ready in there for a little target practice.

Can I help? Can I try? Please, please, please. I reckon.

What do I do?

He likes the views.

No problem.

Well,

I hope you're happy. You've ruined the soup.

Take another hot shower again.

But look on the bright side.

There are no nuclear weapons.

There's no pollution.

And no probably short movies.

What about my family, Steve?

I'll never see Harriet again or Eddie or Laura.

Jamaica. Yeah.

So long, suckers.

That's a very strange joint of words.

I'm so

sorry.

Carl should be here in a flash.

I'll do me either.