All language subtitles for family_matters_s08e23_the_brother_who_came_to_dinner

Yo, D, let me use Lauren's laptop.

I want to surf the net. They got a new
website I want to check out.

Bigbooty .com.

to be so mad.

Here she comes.

Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.

Hey,

Laura. Hey, look who's here. I know it's
your sister, Laura.

That's right, Steve. It's Laura, my
sister.

Well, what's going on? Nothing.

I don't have time for this. I got a term
paper to do.

do it in crayon.

Steve, maybe we should tell her.

to download your computer with the
latest software.

But I already have the latest software.

Oh, no, no, no.

This wear is much softer.

It has an ebonic spell check.

It's open.

Excuse me, Commissioner.

You wanted to see me? Yes, I did,
Winslow. Come on in.

So, how are the mean streets?

All cranky as ever, sir.

You know, I envy you out there in that
concrete jungle getting shot at in dark

alleys, slapping cuffs on dirt bags.

Well, perhaps you'd like to go on patrol
with me sometime, sir. Are you crazy?

I'd get killed out there.

Well, shall I take a seat, sir?

No, you're not going to be here that
long.

We got a fax from the Detroit police.

They got a guy up there bouncing checks,
and they've traced him here to Chicago.

Well, that's not usually our department,
sir.

I know that, Winslow, but I want you to
take care of this personally.

Well, very good, sir. What's his name?

Winslow.

Yes, sir.

The perp's name is Winslow.

Oh, I thought you... His name is
Winslow? I'm afraid so.

Franklin Aloysius Winslow.

Well, that's my brother Frank.

I don't believe this. My brother Frank
is passing bad checks?

Several thousand dollars worth. I wanted
you to hear it from me first.

Very sensitive of you, sir.

Not really. I like giving out bad news.

That's a joke, Winslow.

And a real knee -slapper it is, too,
sir.

Now, listen.

If your brother is in Chicago, would he
get in touch with you?

He might, sir.

Then you might be tempted to look the
other way. Forget you're a cop.

I took an oath.

And the oath says that I'm a cop first
and a brother second.

I sure wish all my men were like you.

Thank you, sir.

First, you can give me a great big hug.

Disappointed he missed you.

I'm not so sure about that, Harriet.

You know, it's been ten years since we
talked.

He still hasn't forgiven me for not
coming to our father's funeral.

I was hoping that maybe we could clear
the air.

Carl will be home around six o 'clock.
Why don't you join us for dinner

You know, Carl's a little easier to talk
to on a full stomach.

Thanks. I'll be here.

Listen, the carnival is at Rolling
Meadows. So if you and the family want

catch my act, I'll leave you some
passes. We'd love it.

And listen, warn the kids. The beanbag
toss is rigged.

Bye. Bye, Frank.

Hello.

What? The carnival's in town, and
they're having a tough man competition

tonight. So?

All you have to do is the last 60
seconds with the champ, Butterball, and

win three grand.

Oh, that's exactly the amount of money
that we need to buy Laura a new laptop.

Butterball.

Man,

you must be crazy.

If I hit you, you'll be taking a major
dirt nap.

How was your day?

Terrible.

Well, I've got a big surprise for you
that'll cheer you up.

Please, Harriet.

No more surprises. I've had enough
surprises for one day.

Bury it now.

There who is?

Hi, boy. Hi, Harriet.

Frank. Didn't I tell you I had a big
surprise for you, Carl?

Yes, you did, Harriet.

It's good to see you, Carl.

I just wish I could say the same, Frank.

What do you mean, Carl?

You're under arrest.

What? Carl!

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used
against you and the court of law.

Good? Ladies and gentlemen, Sullivan...

Will you just listen to me? You will
have plenty of time to tell your side of

the story to the judge, Frank.

Is this your way of getting back at me
for not going to Dad's funeral?

You should have been there, Frank.

Mama was devastated.

I couldn't. I just couldn't be there.

Well, what did you do, Frank? Did you
have a hot date?

Did you lose all your money gambling at
the racetrack?

I didn't go because I just couldn't
handle the fact that Dad was... gone.

Well, why didn't you tell me this
before, Frank?

I tried, Carl.

But when you didn't return my tenth
phone call, I just gave up.

You know, it was hard for me at the
funeral, too, but I was there.

I made a lot of mistakes in the past,
Carl.

But I like to think that I've changed.

Oh, yeah.

You're passing bad checks.

Just hold on, you two.

Frank, what really happened with the
checks?

About a year ago, I got a job managing a
restaurant.

Things were going great.

Then all of a sudden, the place went
bankrupt, and I was out of a job.

See, there you are, no job, passing bum
checks.

My paycheck bounced.

The personal checks I wrote, I thought
they were good at the time that I wrote

them.

It happens, Carl. We know people that
that's happened to.

Well, are you at least looking for a
job, Frank?

I'm a clown.

With a traveling carnival.

A clown?

Hey, don't laugh.

Well, actually, you're supposed to
laugh.

But it's a steady job, and I make good
money.

Carl, you should see him in his makeup.
He's so cute.

I'm not going to arrest you, Frank.

How come?

Because I'm going to loan you the money
to pay off the debt.

I can't let you

do that, Carl.

Yes, you can, Frank.

Because we are brothers.

And brothers are supposed to stick
together.

I just wish that you felt close enough
to come to me before.

See?

There you go, Carl.

Being there for me

And

now our last challenger of the evening

it take long.