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Look at there, pal.

Extra cheese.

Oh, I see it. I see it, Steve.

Steve?

Steve?

You know what?

I've changed my mind.

Shoot me over a slice. Come on.

I think you should be strong.

Give me a piece of that pizza.

I'm sorry,

Steve. You're right. I got to take my mind off of food.

I'll tell you what.

Let's, me and you, go to the movies.

My treat.

Hey, good idea.

What's that?

What's up with you? You sick or something?

Oh, yeah, I'm sick, all right.

Love sick.

What happened? You scooped some little honey up off the jungle gym again?

Well, not exactly.

Hey, Eddie, can I talk to you on a QT?

Well, sure.

What's up?

Well, I'm really crazy about this girl.

The man, she comes on like a busted clock.

Won't give you the time of day, huh?

You got it.

Well, what can I do for you?

Advice. You're the man, Eddie.

You're ultra.

Man, you got more women watching you than Oprah.

How true, how very true.

You want me to kick you a little game? Yeah.

You got it. Here's a few tips.

Hang on.

Shoot the gift.

All righty.

Pay attention.

First, you want to make sure that your breath don't cause death.

I like him.

Now, it is time to approach the honey.

That's when you use the Winslow Wiggle.

Now, that sounds dangerous.

It is.

It's a little move you do in the middle of your strut.

of checking you out from behind.

Excellent.

But what about the Eddie Winslow loves there?

Lindsay, where'd you hear about that?

A whale.

All right, listen.

I'll show you how to do it, but you gotta be careful. That look is way too

powerful.

Check it out.

They never do.

One pancake.

That's like listening to Gladys Knight in one pip.

Your days of depressing dieting drudgery are done.

Fine. Would you mind handing me that bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not

Thank you.

stepping into these death traps that you call inventions.

Oh, what? You want a guinea pig?

Go to the pet store.

Oh,

ye of little faith. I have plenty of faith, Steve, which you will see in

this morning. Now, would you... Hmm, I may be late. I have to go to the bus

station and pick up my Anuna from Altoona.

That's fine.

Now, would you... Would you move it? Oh, sure, sure. Thank you.

That is a lovely hat you were wearing.

I want to welcome you all to church on this fine blessed day.

It's good to see such a lot. to turn out. Now that football season is over,

let us begin by joining our wonderful choir in singing Rejoice.

You seem to have an admirer here.

I have?

Mm -hmm.

Reverend Fuller.

He'd like to ask you out. On a date?

I think she wants to think about it, Rev.

Well,

I've been working my tail off.

I got a new job at the ham hut. The ham hut?

It's that restaurant that has 27 kinds of ham.

You know, hickory smoked, honey baked, black forest, Cajun style, sweet and

sour. Sounds like a pork paradise.

Yeah, but unfortunately, I've been nibbling at the hams.

In the last few months, I've put on five or six dozen pounds.

Available right now.

Yeah, I'll tell her.

Bye -bye.

Oh, thank you, Harriet.

Thank you.

Luna, why don't you want to talk to him? Look at me.

I'm too fat.

Oh, don't say that.

You're just shy.

No, Harriet.

Are you sure it's going to work?

No.

Is it 100 % safe?

Notice me.

You know, notice me.

Oh, I see.

Because I notice you.

Constantly.

Well, I'm flattered that you notice me.

And I really like you. You do?

But see, it's kind of like a little brother.

What do you mean?

I'm talking about all the other girls in the neighborhood that like you.

Like who?

Well, you know Becky across the street.

The best?

She wants a three -day?

Well, I saw her once when you rode by on your bike.

And believe me, she wasn't looking at your reflectors.

So like I was saying, I don't think I could stand up to competition like that.

I'm going to step out of the picture now and save myself a broken heart later.

I understand, Laura.

But don't worry.

We'll always be friends.

Thanks, 3J.

Well, I got some love to spread.

Bye.

my feet hey steve maybe i will try your compression chamber what

happened to you you look like you lost 100 pounds i did steve

compressed my fat cells i'll go out with you now if he wants you oh well um

let's talk after the service are you ready to sing yeah well put on

your robe and we'll get started

everyone.

Let us join together to celebrate another glorious Sunday here in the

God.

Sister Una Urkel will lead our choir in our first hymn this Sunday, Amazing

Grace.

You okay, Una?

I still don't understand why I blew up like a ballooner.

Your body cells explosively decompressed. But now they've contracted

their normal size.

Oh, Reverend Fuller. Hello, Carl.

Well, if you're looking for sinners, Eddie isn't home.

Actually, I stopped by to see Una. I wanted to offer her some support after

public humiliation and inflation.

Come on.

Una. Una, how are you feeling?

I'm mortified, ashamed, and embarrassed beyond belief.

Oh, get over it, girl.

I'm glad you look like yourself again. I like BBWs.

Beautiful women.

How about we have dinner tonight?

Feel like ham?

I'd love it. And I'd be honored to have a woman of your beauty on my arm.

What do you say?

I say, let's eat.

Amen.

Now I have to put on some music.