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What's that?
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Tell your wife to stop worrying.
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to chew your ice like that. It's like
sitting next to a camel.
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I'm sorry,
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man.
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I'm still feeling down about Greta
breaking up with me.
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That's the third time this month. You
should be used to it by now.
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Hey, this time it wasn't my fault. She
should have never asked me if those
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made her look fat.
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Not for me.
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I don't think I'll ever get over Greta.
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I'm lost, I tell you.
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Ooh.
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Steve, did you see her?
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Oh, I saw her, I saw her, I saw her.
She's a looker, all right.
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Good. Hey, Eddie, did you just now get
over Greta?
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I think I'm on the road to recovery.
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Steve, she's the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen.
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Woman, not girl, Eddie. She's much older
than you.
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I happen to be very mature for my age.
Thank you. Oh, please.
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You still get up every Saturday morning
to watch the Bugs and Tweety Show.
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Why, please, please. That's a classic.
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You know what, guys?
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I think this calls for my love stare.
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Woo!
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Great finger touch.
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Not the love stare.
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That's right.
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What's the love stare?
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It'll look a pure bewitchlement and
seductionation.
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He says it leaves women all Twitter
-painted.
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Does it work?
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Not usually.
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Check this out.
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I don't believe this.
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Hi, I'm Kimberly.
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Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Eddie Winslow.
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Well, Eddie Winslow, what can I do for
you?
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You know, that's funny. I was just about
to ask you the same thing.
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Hey, what's a person out there, Kimbo?
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Um, I'm a talent coordinator for Venture
Star Records, and we're having a talent
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contest here Saturday night.
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Whoa, $1 ,000 prize?
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Yeah, you ought to come by and cheer the
contestants on.
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Hey, hey, hey, can I sign up? Hi, I'm
Mia Courtney.
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Right now, focus, too. Wait till you
hear when it's cabbage -picking time in
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Brimahawk.
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We're looking for something a little
more contemplative.
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Oh, well, then you won my butt out here.
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Why, he's got a silky, sexy, make -you
-wanna -cow -by -the -fire voice.
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Oh, does he?
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Oh, does he say it? Oh, just a little
bit.
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You know, some people say that I'm a
cross between Luther Vandross and Mr.
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Marvin Gaye.
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Not a lot of people.
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Well, I tell you what. Before you leave,
stop by and sign up. I'd love to hear
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you sing. Oh, and I'd love to watch you
listen to me sing.
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Say, uh, you know, if I win that
thousand dollars, I'm gonna use some of
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money to take you to dinner.
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In that case, I hope you win.
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Yo, yo.
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You know I'm the mayor, right? I'm the
mayor!
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Chaos and destruction, destruction and
chaos.
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That's all I ever see.
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Well, I guess they don't call out the
insurance guy when everything is okay,
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huh?
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Why would they?
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Did you get an estimate?
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Oh, yeah, I sure did. Right over here.
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Hey, it's only $2 ,000.
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That's a lot less than usual.
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Mr. Winslow, according to our files, you
have had a huge number of accidents in
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your home this year. Yeah, well, I...
Twelve times the national average.
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Yeah.
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How do you account for all these
disasters?
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I'm sorry, I didn't know we had
visitors. How are you doing? Yes, well,
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That young man is a twinago in saddle
shoes. Yeah, I know.
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Hold it!
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Are you responsible for this mess?
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Oh, yeah.
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If it's broke, and in this house, it's
me.
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Mr. Winslow, this young man is such a
high -risk factor in your household.
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We're going to have to charge you higher
rates.
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Oh.
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How much?
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The same rate we charge people who live
next door to dynamite factories.
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$10 ,000.
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What?
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Mr. Tobin, I can't afford that.
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Well, we can't afford you.
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And frankly, neither of us can afford...
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I can't do that, Steve.
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There's a poster of you in every
insurance company in the country.
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His was the only one that didn't know
who you are.
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Your new premium will be due in ten
days.
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Here's our new calendar.
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I don't know what to say, Steve.
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Say goodbye.
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I'm gonna have to move out.
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pretty good. They might give Eddie a run
for his money.
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Beat my Eddie?
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I don't think so.
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Compared to Eddie, they sound like cats
on a trash can.
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Just remember, it's the audience
applause that determines the winner.
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Sure, listen. If it'll help him win the
money that he won't have to borrow from
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me, I will clap my hands and bang my
head on the table.
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All right, Cafe Java.
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Put your hands together for our last act
of the evening, Mr. Eddie Winslow.
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Listen to me.
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I've been trying for quite some time
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to hold back my feelings.
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Girl, they think you've got me
hypnotized.
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And that's for real. And now your body's
gone.
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What a terrific night.
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I mean, I won the contest, and you're
going to help me with my recording
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I mean, you're really terrific,
Kimberly.
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You do all this for me, and you hardly
even know me.
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Well, you know, Eddie, I'd like to work
on that, too.
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Mother? I mean, Harriet.
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Oh, Mom, this is Kimberly.
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She's the one that ran the contest.
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Kimberly, this is my mother, Harriet.
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Hello.
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Nice to meet you, Harriet.
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You have a really talented son.
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Thank you.
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I should be going.
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Yeah.
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You were really great tonight. Oh.
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Thanks, Kim.
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All right.
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I'll be in your car.
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All right.
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Isn't she great, Mom?
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Uh -huh.
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I'd say about ten years greater than
you.
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Mom, she's only nine years older than
me.
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Older than nine, huh?
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Don't you still think that's a big age
difference?
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Well, maybe in dog years.
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Listen, Eddie.
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You know, if you were 70 and she was 79,
I really wouldn't be worried about
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this. Mainly because I'd be dead.
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But when a young man is 20 and a lady's
29, that's a big difference.
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Mom, it depends on the people. I mean,
we just spent three hours together, and
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we're really in sync.
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I like her a lot.
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I know you do, honey.
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And I don't doubt that your feelings are
genuine.
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But I'm worried about hers.
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Well, what about them?
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Eddie, a lot of women like to go out
with younger guys.
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They like to have a good time.
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But then the guy usually winds up
getting hurt.
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Well, so far, she's gotten me into a
contest.
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I've won $1 ,000, and she's working on
getting me a recording contract.
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And if that's hurting me, Bring it on.
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Honey, all I'm asking is that you just
keep your eyes open.
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Well, Mom, all I'm asking is that you
start thinking of me as a man and not as
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your little boy.
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Eddie, all I'm saying is... All you're
saying is that you want to run my life
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and tell me who I can and can't go out
with.
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I just wish you'd just stop treating me
like a baby, Mom.
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What are you doing here?
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What?
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I need to talk to you about Carl
Winslow, policy number 659 -1173
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-000Z. I'm a very busy man, Mr. Urkel.
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Listen, Vernon, you can't charge Carl
$10 ,000.
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He'll break it.
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That's not my problem.
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My job is to sell insurance, not help
people.
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Besides, he keeps us all ready if you
move out.
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Destitute! Ripped from the womb of the
family I've come to know and love as my
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very own!
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This is what you've done!
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I can't no longer take that home and fix
it!
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you come here?
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To convince this man that I am not a
hazard.
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Well, looks like you're doing a good
job.
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Well, don't worry about it, Steve,
because I found you a place to live.
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You did?
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Mm -hmm.
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A nice little apartment on Argyle
Street.
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Argyle? Did you say Argyle?
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I live on Argyle.
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Really?
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4259 North or South?
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Well, what do you know, Steve?
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You're gonna be living next door to Mr.
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Talbert!
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We're gonna be neighbors!
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Bugs! Maybe you'll let me store some of
my radioactive materials in your
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freezer.
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Well, come on, Steve.
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You got a lot of packing to do.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.
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Wait!
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Yes?
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I won't change your rent.
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Not just sell insurance.
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I'll give the kid another chance.
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Really?
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Provided that you keep him away from my
neighborhood. Oh, oh, oh, miles away.
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Miles away. Right, Steve?
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Positively. Won't go anywhere near him.
You'll never lay eyes on me again.
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Thank you.
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Great plan, big guy.
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Worked like a charm.
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I got your message. What's up?
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Um, well, well, I just wanted to talk.
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Talk now, cuddle later?
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No, just talk.
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You sound serious.
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Well, Kimberly, I got to talking to
somebody about us the other day, and,
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it started me thinking.
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What about?
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Well, you know, we've been seeing a
whole lot of each other these past few
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and... Well, I just want to make sure
that we're on the same page in this
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relationship.
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Well, you know, if you lose your place,
I have a bookmark for you.
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Well,
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no, I'm serious.
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I think you're really special, and I
can't stop thinking about you.
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Whoa.
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I like you too, Eddie, but let's not go
crazy.
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Well, why not?
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Eddie, my life's complicated.
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I... Travel a lot?
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I see other people.
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You do?
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Eddie, we're having a lot of fun, but a
good time is really all I'm about.
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Well, yeah, but I thought that we were
more than that.
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I didn't mean to lead you on, but let's
face it, Eddie, you're only 20.
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Whoa, what?
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What?
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So you're saying what?
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You can't take me serious because I'm
younger than you?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, what about who I am?
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I care about you for who you are. I
mean, your age doesn't mean snap to me.
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Hey, lighten up. I mean, can't we just
hang out? Uh -uh. No.
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Look, I care about you. And I want a
meaningful relationship.
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That's what I'm about.
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Will it be?
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Give me a latte.
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And make it a double.
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