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Hey guys, having a great time yet?
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I'd rather be with the Beatles.
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Oh, hey, great.
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They are.
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I'm borrowing four.
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Hey, son, how's the job going?
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The hours are long, the pay is
miserable, and all I do all day is
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peanuts, peanuts, peanuts.
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Peanuts!
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I love this job.
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Would you like to play poker tomorrow
night?
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Oh, you're doing a liver transplant.
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Oh.
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Well, say, uh, can you call in sick?
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Uh -huh. Oh, okay, okay. Maybe some
other time.
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God, there must be someone.
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You know, I hate playing poker with only
four.
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Well, honey, if you're desperate, I
could play with you.
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Before we met, I played a little poker
with my girlfriend.
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I'm sorry,
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sweetheart.
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It's just that we're playing real poker.
You know, man's poker.
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Not girly poker.
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Not, uh...
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I don't care, so just play with four
people. Oh, wait a minute, wait a
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Okay, okay.
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Look, I don't have a choice.
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Beggars can't be choosy.
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So you can play.
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Gee, thanks.
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But you gotta promise me one thing.
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What's that? That you won't whine when
you lose.
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Ow!
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for me at the stadium tomorrow.
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Why? Well, something really important
came up. My frat house is sponsoring a
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bikini contest.
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Oh, they canceled the Ibsen play
reading?
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What?
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This bikini contest is really special.
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I'm one of the judges.
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Surprise, surprise.
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Like I said, I'm sorry, ghetto.
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Myra has her pretty little heart set on
it.
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Okay.
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That's cool. I guess I've already asked
you for too many favors.
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So what?
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Just won't go to work.
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So the people in Section H won't get any
snacks.
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What's the big deal?
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So little Jimmy goes to see his very
first Bears game and says, Dada,
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Sorry, son, but there's no one working
in Section H today.
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Each play of five cards face down. And
then... I know how to play, Carl.
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I'll check to Wild Willie.
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Okay. And I'll open for a dollar.
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Yes, I call here.
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Me too.
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What will it matter in 50 years?
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I called.
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Now, honey, you see, if you want to stay
in the game, you've got to throw in a
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black chip, which stands for... Your
dollar...
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Me too. I got a feeling this lady is
lady luck.
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You might scare me in another life.
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Not this one.
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Low ball. How do you know all of this
stuff?
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Told you, Carl. I played this game
before.
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My mother warned me.
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Too rich for my blood.
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I've already dipped into my kid's
college fund.
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I'm out.
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Unless I can sell you my pants.
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I don't have enough chips to call.
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Well, then, I guess you lose.
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Wait a minute.
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What if I promise to do the dishes for a
whole week?
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Will that cover your raise?
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shampoo the carpets, and cook the dinner
for the next month.
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That's one more thing I want, Carl.
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You don't mean scrub the bathroom.
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That's right.
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I want you poking the porcelain until it
shines.
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She was worse than numb.
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Carl, this was a great evening.
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Thanks for letting me play.
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Yep.
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Old lady luck was in your lap tonight,
Harriet.
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Luck didn't have nothing to do with it,
Carl. I'm just a better poker player
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than you.
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I've been playing poker for 30 years.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Well, if you know what you're doing,
then why is all your money going in my
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purse?
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Well, every great player like me has an
off night.
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Now, you went through the motions of
winning.
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Definitely did not know what you were
doing.
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I see.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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I definitely know what I'm not doing.
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Six contestants, six -way tie, six days.
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Believe this, Steve.
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You let me down.
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I thought you were my friend.
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I am your friend. I always have been
your friend.
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Yeah, well, friends don't let their
buddies down.
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I promise it won't happen again.
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Oh, you're right it won't happen again.
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Because as of right now, you and I are
no longer friends.
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You know what? You're better off, Steve.
Why would you want to jerk for a
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friend?
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Jerk?
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it's your fault you got fired how was it
my fault when i wasn't even there
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that's why it's your fault eddie as
usual you were thinking with your
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instead of your head
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always do this you shirk and then you
blame shirk blame shirk blame
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well i had something else to do shirk
well he screwed up
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blank eddie the bottom line is steve
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tried to do you a favor he was there for
you the truth is you don't deserve a
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friend like steve
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I guess you're right, Laura.
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Look, Steve, it wasn't your fault.
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I guess I just forgot that you're...
Well,
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you're...
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from the poker game i even scrubbed the
bathrooms
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you know harry you've been pretty frosty
with
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me lately all i get from you is a yeah
no hmm
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am i right yeah well can we change
things no
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Wait a minute.
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What is it, Carl?
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Look, honey, the other night at the
poker game, I'd like to say that it
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bother me that you cleaned me out.
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But it did.
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Carl, what hurt me was when you said it
was all luck and no skill.
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Well, that wasn't me talking. That was
my ego.
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Truth is, sweetheart,
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You're one of the best players I've ever
seen.
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Thank you, Carl.
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I just don't know how you got that good.
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Well, over the years, I learned a lot
from a really good poker player.
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Oh, yeah?
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Who?
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You.
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You know something.
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I love you, Mrs. Winslow.
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Well, I see your love and raise your
kiss.
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You got it, baby.
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