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Who can't look? The Wiz is on tonight.

Hey, you know, Laura loved that movie.

She was only five years old when it first came out.

She loved the song so much, she got up and started dancing in the aisles.

What did she do?

Pretended she was somebody else's kid.

Oh, hey, honey.

Laura.

Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road.

Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road.

Don't you carry nothing that might be a load.

Come on, ease on down, ease on down the road.

Hey, you want to watch the movies with me tonight?

Oh, I'd love to, but I'm meeting Stefan.

Oh, well.

You know, Laura, we haven't spent any time together.

You know, we should set aside some time.

I know.

I'm kind of busy all this week.

Well, how about Sunday?

All right, let's do a Sunday. Okay.

Hey, and let's make some of that homemade ice cream that you used to like

you were little.

All right, as long as you don't eat it all like you did when I was little.

Hey,

Sunday. Okay. It's a date. All right.

Mama. Nothing again.

I'll wash the dishes.

Oh, okay.

Then I'll go make us a...

Just got picked to be a contestant on a game show.

Which one?

What do you know?

Well, what do you know?

Al, I didn't know you were a fan of game shows.

Hey, I'm a fan of any show that gives away a brand new car.

Wow. You know, they have some pretty tough questions on that show.

So what?

I can handle anything they throw my way.

the charge of San Juan Hill.

Well, that would have had to have been a very brave Spanish guy.

Like, maybe Juan Valdez?

I have something in my purse that you are going to love. I've got two tickets

see your favorite group, Blackstreet.

Hey, what's going on?

Max got his tickets to Blackstreet.

Oh, great.

What's that?

Not what, who. It's a bomb new group. Oh, yeah.

Doesn't Mr. Ray sing with them?

Not Mr. Ray, Dr.

Dre.

used to sing with Hot Diggity Dog.

No, that's Snoop Doggy Dog.

Whatever.

The concert is at the Ibex Club Sunday night at 8 o 'clock. Oh, girl, I'm

Aren't you forgetting something?

No, I already thanked Max.

No, I'm, um, I'm talking about the date you have with your father on Sunday

night.

and I forgot.

You know, he's really looking forward to spending some time with you.

I know. I was looking forward to it, too.

That's great, because he'll be very disappointed if you cancel.

Well, bye -bye, Blackstreet.

Maybe not.

My dad and I are going to make ice cream together. I'll just make sure we're

finished in time to get to that concert.

Cool, because Sunday, we are going to jam.

It's time to play Basic Cable's most popular game show, What Do You Know? And

here's the man with all the questions, Lee McNamara.

Thank you, dude. Thank you. All right. Welcome to What Do You Know? The game

that asks... What do you know?

Okay, let's meet our contestants.

First up is a pork salesman from Council Bluffs, Iowa.

His... His hobbies include stamp collecting, origami, and making his own

to have you here, Lyle. Thanks. The trip on the Amtrak was a dream come true.

I saw a cow.

Okay.

Our next contestant is a college student from Chicago, Illinois.

His hobbies include boxing, women, and

Time consuming.

And our last contestant also hails from the Windy City. Now, this young man only

showed up at our studio a couple of hours ago. But our producers were so

impressed with his vast knowledge, they decided to put him on right away.

Everybody okay?

I didn't know game shows were so dangerous, Lee.

You know, Steve and Eddie, I can't help but notice that you're both sporting a

similar look.

What do you say, audience? Do you think this is something that's going to catch

on with the kids?

because you've altered your genes.

game consists of three rounds, each with its own category.

In the first round, the questions are worth 25 points, and the points double

with each successive round. As always, our contestants start with 10 points.

There you go. There you go. And there you go.

Well thank you.

the questions will be worth 50 points, and the category is Famous American

Painters. Who painted the

classic urban masterpiece Nighthawks?

Edward Hopper. That's right.

But he first became famous for his etchings. That's very impressive,

was born in 1882.

more information than we need oh oh sorry lee i had fish for breakfast and

know that's

I was just getting dressed.

Well, don't let me interrupt. Go upstairs and finish dressing.

I am finished.

Oh.

What are we making?

Our all -time favorite, Rocky Road.

Oh, good.

You know, the first time we did this, you were only five years old, and you

just lost your tooth, and you were worried you wouldn't taste the ice cream

because you lost your sweet tooth.

Cute.

Is it done?

Well, Laura, homemade ice cream takes time.

Well, yeah, if you turn it slow like that.

Can I try?

You gotta put some elbow grease into it.

Get a rhythm going.

Now that's what I call ice cream.

That's what I call soup.

Sweetheart, what's going on?

What do you mean?

Well, I get the feeling that you're trying to rush this.

Daddy, I have been looking forward to this all week.

There's no place I'd rather be right now than right here with you.

Hi,

Mr. Winslow. Hey, Max.

Laura, you look great. Are you ready for the concert?

Concert?

Did I forget to mention the concert?

Yes, I believe you did.

Daddy, Maxine got us tickets to see Blackstreet.

It was a last -minute thing, and I just didn't know how to tell you.

Well,

it's all right.

Hey, I don't blame you.

A concert is way more exciting than spending time with your old dad.

But you go.

Have fun.

You sure?

Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

Check your groove, Faye.

Yeah, that's cool. You sure you don't mind? Hey, they're your favorite group.

Hey, what are you two over there talking about?

Come on, Daddy.

You and I are going to go see Blackstreet.

Huh? You want to take me?

I sure did.

Uh,

sausage?

Sorry, Lyle. The correct answer is Mamie Eisenhower.

Oh, well, that siren means either it's the end of round three or someone's in

the parking lot. stealing my Eldorado.

All right, let's check out the scores.

Steve Urkel and Eddie Winslow each have 3 ,970 points.

And, Lyle, you just have the ten points you started with.

I hope you're not too disappointed.

Well, a little.

I was hoping to win the car because I need a ride home.

Bummer.

But on the bright side, Lyle, me, one of your opponents, will win that new car.

Tell them about it, Johnny.

It's a brand -new sports utility vehicle.

Don't you even care that you might win that car on Super James?

No.

Contestants decide how many of their points they want to wager. And the

point total wins the new car.

All right.

Lock in your bets now.

Here is your bonus question.

Two women graced the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

One was Valeria Mazza.

Who was the other supermodel?

All

right.

Let's start with you, Steve.

What do you...

Oh, Claudia Schiffer. Good guess, but it's wrong.

How many points did you bet, Steve?

I bet them all, Lee.

All right, Hetty. What do you know?

Kathy Ireland. Well, another good but completely wrong guess.

points to...

How many points did you bet?

Nothing. I was playing conservative.

Well, this is one for the books.

Our two giant brainiacs battled out for most the whole game, and then they

choked on the final bonus question.

Therefore, our winner, with the lowest point total...

Tonight at 8, Robert's new celebrity status starts to rub everyone the wrong

on a brand new All of Us. Then at 9, Veronica finally uncovers the truth

who drugged and assaulted her at a party on an all -new Veronica Mars.

Stay tuned for Dance 360 next on UPN 27.

Man, is it ever good to be back to my usual good -looking sexy self again.

Steve Perkels.

Man, Steve, it wasn't easy being you.

I don't think I'll ever get over how high up those pants were.

Ah, but on the upside, you always know when your car keys are in your pocket.