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Well, that's it. We're done.
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Thanks for all your help, Stephon. Oh,
wait, wait.
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Where's my reward?
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Coming right up.
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How about a game of hearts?
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Why bother?
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You've already won mine.
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Curtis. Baby, you look prettier every
day.
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Um, Curtis, I thought I told you we
couldn't see each other anymore.
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You can't blame a guy for trying.
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No, but I can.
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I guess I should have called first.
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I guess you should have.
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I just came by to pick up my sweater.
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Sweater?
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Oh, uh -huh. Well, you know, it's
upstairs.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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So, Laura has your sweater.
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That's right.
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See, Laura and Eddie were standing in
line at the movie theater, and I
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to walk by.
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Oh, and Laura said she was cold? She
didn't have to. I could tell.
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It's a connection we have.
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I see you like to play games.
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Bring it on.
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Man, you can't do that.
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Why
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are
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we putting marshmallows between our
toes?
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Because Steve used all the cotton balls
for his latest invention.
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What is it?
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Q -tips for elephants.
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But who?
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Don't ask.
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Hey, Stefan and I are going to the
scissor club tonight. You want to come?
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meet a cute guy.
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I don't think so.
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You still miss Waldo, don't you?
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He was my Wally Pop for four years.
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Look, I still have the dear Max letter
he sent me from New York.
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Look how he addressed it.
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To Maxine in Chicago.
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The one in the brown building.
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Next door to the Kinkos.
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Across the street from the subway.
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The train, not the sandwich.
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Oh, God, that gets me.
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You need to get out more.
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I don't think I'm ready. I mean, if a
guy hit on me, I wouldn't even know what
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to say.
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You wouldn't have to say a thing. The
guy's going to do all the talking.
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I don't know.
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Look at yourself.
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Girl, you got it going on.
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You really think so?
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With your braids, that face, and your
figure, you can have any man you want.
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That's right.
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The next time Waldo writes me, he'll
have to address it to the Maxine in a
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house on the hill with a handsome
husband, two kids, and a Corvette in the
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driveway.
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Go, girl. Okay.
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guys doing up?
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It is almost midnight.
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Oh, we're watching Jurassic Convent.
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In 3D.
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Is that dinosaur eating a nun?
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Well, she shouldn't have slapped him
with a ruler.
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Come on, guys. Time to hit the sack.
Come on.
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Don't argue.
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Go up, brush your teeth, hop into bed,
and I'll be up there in a few minutes to
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tuck you in.
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You're welcome, sugar. Now, plant a nice
juicy one right there.
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Love you.
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You know, Mom, I
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really appreciate you babysitting the
boys, but I don't think you should let
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them twist you around their little
finger.
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What are you talking about? We're just
having fun.
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Well, Mom, you let them stay up way past
the bedtime.
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You let them watch scary movies, and
apparently you let them eat their entire
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weight in junk food.
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Carl, they had a good solid dinner.
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Like what, Ma?
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Well, we made peanut butter sandwiches
and dipped them in melted Snickers.
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Mmm, that sounds tasty.
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Work with me, Harriet.
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Mother, you are way too permissive.
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Now... You let the boys get away with
things that Harry and I would never
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Now, look, Buster, when I babysit, I'm
in charge, and I do things my way.
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Capiche?
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Mother, if you cannot respect my wishes,
I'm simply not going to allow you to
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babysit anymore.
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Not allow me? Now, you listen up, Carl.
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Those kids are my grandbabies, and I'm
going to spend time with them, and when
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do, we're going to have fun.
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Now, if you have a problem with that,
we're gonna throw down right now.
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these pies over to the college bake sale
by 7.
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Yeah. Can I eat one more?
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Steve, you already eaten six whole pies.
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I know, but I'm hungry again now that
I've thrown up.
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Just decorate the pies.
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Hi,
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Steve. Laura, the most amazing thing
happened to me today at the mall. What?
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Okay, I walked into Music World to scope
out the gangster rap golden oldies.
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I grabbed a CD, and out of nowhere, this
gorgeous guy comes up behind me and
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grabs the same one.
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When our hands touched, it was like...
Oh, no, Sparks!
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Oh, more than Sparks. We are talking 4th
of July.
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Just like you said, Laura. He talked and
flirted with me, and somehow I just
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knew what to say.
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And did he buy a Cinnabon, too?
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Because when a guy really likes you, he
buys you a Cinnabon.
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Yes, he bought me a Cinnabon.
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Large or small?
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He is taking me to the sizzle club.
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Pinch him in the room.
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Why did you do that, Laura?
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Do what?
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When she stole my man.
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Your man.
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You broke up with Curtis.
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He's not your man anymore.
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Now, he's my man.
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Should I be getting some handy wipes?
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Stay out of this.
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I just got
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the wax sucked out of my ears.
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You know, Max, what is your problem?
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You don't have anything better to do
than to steal my...
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is because you didn't want him anymore.
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And now you don't want anybody else to
have him either?
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I think it's obvious that he's on the
rebound.
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And the only reason he's seeing you is
to get closer to me. Oh, uh -uh.
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He wasn't acting like he was on the
rebound while he was kissing me.
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face on the table.
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99 Steve, here
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comes the Sandman.
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I miss you too, Carl. And the kids would
like you to babysit again.
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I would love to.
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But there are going to have to be some
ground rules that I am going to have to
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insist upon.
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Like what?
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Well, absolutely no junk food.
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I'll decide what's junk.
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No staying up late. I'll decide what's
late.
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No scary movies.
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I'll decide what's scary.
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Mother, I just don't understand why you
are fighting me on this issue.
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Carl. I know you think I'm being
irresponsible, but the truth is
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kids is a special treat for them and for
me.
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Well, I know that, Mama.
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Don't you remember when you were little
how you loved staying with your
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grandparents when your father and I went
out?
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Well, yeah, I remember.
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Well, do you remember why?
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Because they spoiled you rotten.
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Oh, but now, see, there you go.
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Didn't that bother you? No way.
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Look how great you turned out.
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You see, Carl, parents have to say no.
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But grandparents get to say yes.
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I love you, Mama.
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I love you, too, darling. I don't know
what I'm going to do with you, but I
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you. Well, then, give me a big hug.
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Baby, your beauty is blinding.
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Thank you.
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So, where to?
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The sizzle club?
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No way.
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Curtis and that witch are gonna be
there.
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Ouch, ouch, ouch. Way nice.
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Hey, Max. Hello, Stefan.
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Hey, what's up?
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I need to talk to Laura.
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She's not here.
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Laura, I have something to say to you,
and I'm not leaving until you hear me
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out.
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Look, I'm warning you, Maxine, I still
have a few Boston creams.
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How long have we been best friends?
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Since third grade.
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That's right. Ever since we both came to
school with our punky Brewster
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lunchboxes.
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And that's too long to let some dumb guy
come between us.
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Hey, yo, was that a shot?
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Oh, yeah, but don't take it personal.
They're just cranky.
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You're cute, baby, but me and Laura, we
go way back.
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Hey, they do go way back.
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No, Max, I'm the one who should be
apologizing. I mean, I was paranoid and
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jealous and selfish and greedy and feel
free to stop me at any time.
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Stop now.
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Friends forever.
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Hey,
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you want to go to the sizzle club with
us? We'd love to.
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Well,
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you mind if we tag along?
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Yeah, but I can deal with it.
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But first...
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Another peanut butter and sticker
sandwich?
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Absolutely not.
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Why not?
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Carl, I'm your mother, not your
grandmother.
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Now sit and straight.
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