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Thief.
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Thief.
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What is that?
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Fresh weed.
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Hey,
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where are you going?
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I think I'm going to skip lunch.
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For a week.
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Dum -dum -dee -dum. Dum -dum -dee -dum.
Dum -dum -dee -dum. Dum -dee -dum. Dum
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-dee -dum.
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Holy cow!
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Do you like my dress? I can still wear
white.
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Darn it.
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And that's only 1 ,950 days away.
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My rat, don't you think you're rushing
things just a smidge?
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Rushing? In what way?
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Well, you're taking too much control.
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You're making a lot of assumptions. And
quite frankly, I feel a little useless.
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Don't you worry.
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There'll be plenty for you to do on our
wedding night.
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tell me you need more space.
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Yes.
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I will not
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again. That dog belongs on a leash.
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You belong on a leash.
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He hung up on me.
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I'll show that blowhard.
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Carl, wait.
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What? You want a piece of him too?
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No.
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Carl, please.
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Come on. Sit down and cool off.
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You know, this feud between you and Nick
is getting out of hand.
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Well, Harriet, it's not my fault.
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Now, you see, that's the attitude that
keeps the battle going.
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When's it going to stop?
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When I bulldoze his house.
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Don't even joke like that. You know,
you're setting a terrible example.
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Yesterday, I saw Richie and 3J playing
Nick and Carl.
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Nick and Carl?
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Yes. They were yelling at each other and
bumping bellies.
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Gee, I never meant to set a bad example
for the kids.
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Gee,
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Harriet, it's just that he makes me so
angry.
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I mean, I'm not going to let him get the
best of me.
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Carl, he hasn't been getting the best of
you.
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He's been getting the worst of you.
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Sigma Theta has its own beauty parlor.
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Well, it costs a pretty penny, but on
the plus side, it keeps the penny
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That's why Allison's president. She's a
real wordsmith.
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Thank you, Monica.
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You're welcome, Allison.
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Why don't you show Laura our computer
room? Computer room? It overlooks the
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pool.
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So, Laura, why do you want to join Sigma
Theta?
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Well, everybody says it's the coolest
sorority on campus. Good answer.
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And you're here because... Oh, to pick
up Laura Winslow.
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Oh. Well, hang up your coat. She'll be
back in a minute.
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Sure, thank you.
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While we're waiting for Laura, why don't
you and I chat?
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Oh, chat?
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About what?
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About you.
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What's your major?
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Biological engineering.
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And right now...
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How's about that?
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met but there's something about you that
makes me tingle well maybe you're about
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to sleep i don't think that's it you've
got charisma
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date again.
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I'll be here tonight.
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Great. Uh, Allison, can I see you for a
sec?
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Oh, boy.
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Don't.
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I didn't just find any old geek. I found
the king geek.
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You wanted to see me, Wingslow?
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Uh, yeah, Nick.
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I, uh... I... Didn't I throw that Swiss
shirt in the trash last week?
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Yeah.
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You're going through my trash?
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Hey, in here it's yours.
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When it's in a can on the curb, it's
first come, first served.
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Now, what's up?
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Uh, look, Nick, um, you know, ever since
you moved in next door, you and I have
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had a little trouble getting along.
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Well, you're a jerk.
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You know, ordinarily a remark like
that... would cause me to reach down
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throat and pull out your spleen.
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Yep, but not today. And you know why?
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You doubled up on your wuss pills.
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Okay.
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No, no, no. You see, tomorrow night is
the big fight on pay -per -view.
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It's for the heavyweight title.
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So I'd like you to watch it with me.
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Do I have to pay half?
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No, Nick. It's my treat.
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What's the catch?
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There's no catch.
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Just two guys hanging out, trying to get
to know each other.
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Wait a minute.
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You really want to spend time with me?
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Sure.
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I want to find out if there's any chance
that you and I can be friends.
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You paying for the grub, too?
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Yep.
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Whoa. Okay.
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I'll be here.
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You have a brain tumor or something?
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No, Nick. I'm just being neighborly.
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Thanks, neighbor.
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Would that be the 18th century British
humor magazine or the popular sugar
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-based party beverage?
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The latter.
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Make up your mind. Do you want punch or
a ladder?
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My God, your date is a total...
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talk to Kimberly for a second.
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Better you than me.
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Well, want some popcorn, Nick?
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Cost you 40 bucks.
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Thanks, Carl.
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Oh, what are you going to do?
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I like this cheese flavor.
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Yeah, me too.
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But, you know what?
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Lady friend dropping by later.
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Oh.
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What's her name?
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Cindy.
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Cindy?
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Is she pretty?
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Is she pretty?
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Picture a combination of Michelle
Pfeiffer and Heather Locklear.
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is my ex -wife, Helen.
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You know, it's weird.
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It's been five years since the divorce.
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I still miss her.
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It's too bad, Nick.
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Ah, what are you gonna do?
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It just didn't work out, that's all.
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Money problems.
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Didn't make enough, huh?
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No, she didn't.
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See, I wanted us to be a two -income
family.
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Helen wanted us to stay home and have
kids.
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So we split up.
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Yeah. See you. It's rough, Nick.
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But now, when I see you and your
beautiful family,
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I realize I made a mistake.
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A terrible mistake.
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That's too bad, Nick. Want to watch a
movie?
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I begged her not to leave me.
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I fell to my knees in the snow.
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She was holding two suitcases. A taxi
was waiting.
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It was Christmas Eve.
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I pleaded with her, Helen, no.
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For God's sake, don't leave me.
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Nick, Nick, look, it's Columbo. Want to
watch Columbo?
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I left my book bag here the other day.
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Laura, you came at the perfect time.
We're just about to announce the winner.
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Winner? What winner? We're having our
annual geek party.
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Geek party?
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We each bring the nerdiest guy we can
find.
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And the worst one gets crowned king
geek.
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Don't these guys mind the way you're
making fun of them?
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That's the best part. They have no idea.
They actually think we like them.
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Coolest thing I've ever heard in my
entire life.
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Yeah. Cool, isn't it?
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No, it's not cool.
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These guys are people and they have
feelings.
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Oh, please.
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Look at them.
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They're geeks.
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Yeah.
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Well, one of those geeks happens to be a
friend of mine.
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In that case, you better find some new
friends.
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Or maybe you need to find another
sorority.
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Oh, you're not a sorority.
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You're a pack of vicious, self
-centered, stuck -up barracudas with
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and push -up bras.
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Hi, Marley.
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Steve, I think we should go.
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Are you kidding? Like, this party is
popping.
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And look at my date, Fox Obama.
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And I think she's wearing a push -up.
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This is a geek party.
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Well, of course it's a Greek party.
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It's a sorority for crying out loud.
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It's got, look, sigma theta based on the
ancient Greek alphabet.
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No, no, no, no.
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Not Greek.
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Geek.
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As in nerd.
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Doofus. Dweeb.
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Is this true?
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Um, well, yeah.
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That's, that's really mean.
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Oh, come on, it's just harmless fun.
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Hey, when you're hurting other people,
that ain't harmless, sister.
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Look, I might not be the trendiest guy
on campus.
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back together.
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Wait one minute.
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You think you could just toss me aside
like an old gym
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