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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa
-la -la -la -la, la -la -la -la, toot
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-toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot
-toot -toot -toot -toot -toot -toot
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-toot -toot -toot -toot.
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Hiya, honey.
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Hi. Great news.
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You sprang for those terribly
impractical, way too exquisite...
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Mm, no.
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You see, Lieutenant Thornton has some
land up in Wisconsin with evergreen
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on it.
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So? So, he said I could go up there and
cut down any tree I want.
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Why don't you just go down to the corner
lot and buy a tree like we do every
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year? Because, Harriet, those trees are
not for free.
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Oh, Carl.
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How would you like to go to the forest
with me and cut down our own Christmas
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tree? Hmm.
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Sounds like fun.
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Oh, I'm available to go.
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You know, this year, the Winslow men are
going to start a new family tradition.
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Hmm. Oh.
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I wish I were a Winslow man.
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Too bad I'm just an uncle.
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of christmas eve well i can't do it then
i'm playing santa claus at the
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children's hospital can't we do it
another day oh but son that's my only
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about this one?
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Eh, too scrawny.
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All right.
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How about this one?
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mind you that we are in the middle of
nowhere and I am holding an axe.
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Hey, Laura.
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Hey.
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Hey, who's that present for?
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You. I actually got you what you wanted.
Really?
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Hey, how'd you fit a motorcycle in that
little box?
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Merry Christmas, Laura.
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Eddie.
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What's happening, man? You got it, you
got it.
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What's up, Curtis? Happen to cool you?
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Uh, I am now.
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Merry Christmas, Laura.
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Oh, Curtis, you shouldn't have.
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But she's glad you did.
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Oh, um, here, Curtis.
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This is for you.
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You know, you're right, Eddie. We do.
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You do what?
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I want to be alone.
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Hey, I'm going.
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Watch your hand. Yeah, okay.
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Now, go ahead. Open your gift.
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Oh,
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a charm bracelet.
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Thank you, Curtis. It's beautiful.
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So are you.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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Mrs. Winslow.
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Hey, Ma.
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We were, uh, you know, just exchanging
gifts.
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Yeah, right.
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Curtis, I need to talk with Laura for a
second. Yes, ma 'am.
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What's up?
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You've got a big problem.
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Stefan's in the kitchen.
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Oh, no.
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I'll try.
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Gosh, Curtis, it was sure a great seeing
you.
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Am I leaving? Oh, you are. I'm sorry. I
wish you could have stayed long. But I
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haven't opened your gift to me yet.
Child, it's a leather belt.
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Hey,
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baby.
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It's Navidad, mi amor.
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What are we, Amish?
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Exchanging gifts again, Laura?
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Well, you know, tis the season for
giving.
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Steve, Steve, Steve.
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Can I speak to you for a second?
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Sure thing.
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Just please hurry up.
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Thank you.
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car's through this way.
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I beg to differ, big guy.
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I think it's that -a -way.
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Well, look, we better find it sooner,
because I'm freezing.
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Me, too.
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Why, my nipples are so cold, you can
hang a picture on them.
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Hey, isn't that your scarf?
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this time, we have been going around in
circles.
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Now we're just right back where we
started.
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Oh, my God.
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I think we're lost.
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Hey, Ma. Hi, hon.
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Have fun?
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Oh, yeah.
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Stefan is so smooth on the eyes. He does
the most amazing figure eight. Oh, a
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lot of people can do those.
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And Roman numerals.
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Hey, that is smooth.
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Oh, honey, while you were gone, Curtis
called.
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Oh, Ma, you didn't tell him where I was,
did you? Ah, you're safe.
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Okay, good.
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Laura, I don't mean to be the meddling
mom, but... But I'm so good at it.
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All right, let's hear it.
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I'm concerned about what I saw this
afternoon with Stefan and Curtis.
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Oh, Ma, don't worry. I'm handling it.
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I'm not gonna get hurt.
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It's not you I'm worried about.
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What do you mean?
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Laura, one minute you were kissing
Curtis, and then the next minute you
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kissing Stefan.
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Ma, the holidays are just a very hectic
time for me.
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Laura, are you being honest with these
guys?
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Have you told them about each other?
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You know, well, actually, I'm, you know,
operating on a need -to -know basis.
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Well, I think they need to know.
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Look, Ma, I'm going to deal with this.
Just not right now, okay?
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I'm just waiting for the right moment.
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Honey, I never told you this, but when I
met your father, I was dating someone
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else at the time.
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Oh, Ma, spill it.
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His name was Darryl. Oh, was he cute?
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Oh, yeah.
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So what happened?
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Well, I met your father, and he
completely swept me off my feet.
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On our third date, I was picking our
china patterns.
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So you broke it off with Daryl?
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Well, that's the point.
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I kept meaning to, but I never could
seem to find the right time.
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And then one evening, your father was
kissing me goodnight, and Daryl came
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strolling up the sidewalk.
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What did you do?
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I accidentally bit your father's lip.
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What did Daryl do?
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He looked at me for a moment and then
just walked away.
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I'll never forget the hurt in his eyes.
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I wanted to explain to him, but he
wouldn't see me.
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Wouldn't even talk to me.
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Steve.
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I got to stop and rest a while.
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But the car.
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Steve.
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It's dark. I'm freezing.
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And the only way we're going to survive
is if we stop and build a fire.
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You know, back in the old pioneer days,
a man would cut open a large animal and
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crawl inside to stay warm.
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Steve, do you see a large enough animal
for us to crawl inside of?
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me thinking of myself.
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Look, get wood.
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You know, I'll go get some wood. Yeah.
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Oh, good, good, good. Oh, the fire.
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Hey, didn't you say you had some
matches?
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Yep. Right here in my trusty Urkel
survival belt.
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Let's see. I've got a Swiss Army knife.
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Sewing kit.
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Moist towel.
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Hey, Stephon!
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Nice try, Freddy. Maybe next year.
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Hey, Curtis.
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Man, get out of my face.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whatever happened to Tiz this season to
be jolly? Get your hands off of me.
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You got something you want to say to me?
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Yeah.
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Well, let's hear it. Me and Laura had a
good thing going, but she just told me
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it's over because of you.
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Wait a minute.
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You were messing with my girl while I
was in Paris?
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No. I sure tried, but she always turned
me down.
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Well, I can't say I'm sorry, bro.
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Okay, fine.
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You won.
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But if you ever hurt Laura in any way...
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You and me are going to throw down.
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Understood.
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But just so you know, that's never going
to happen.
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What? The fire's almost burned out.
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I know, Steve.
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Just in case we don't make it through
the night,
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there's something I'd like to say.
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What is it, Steve?
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There's nobody I respect and admire more
in this entire world than you.
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You're the fire. The finest man I've
ever known.
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You really feel that way?
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I sure do.
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Even the way I yell and scream at you
all the time?
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Well, I'd say you've been pretty patient
with me over the years.
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You know, Steve, all the arguments we've
had in the past...
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I really don't seem that important
anymore.
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Why don't we start over?
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Let's wipe the slate clean.
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I like this.
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A fresh start.
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Hey,
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Carl, look.
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What?
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So? So, I can use the stars to guide us
back to the car.
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That's the Big Dipper.
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So that's the North Star.
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Which means that direction is east.
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And the car is that -a -way.
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All right.
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We're so lucky it cleared up.
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It wasn't luck, Carl.
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Christmas miracle.
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Courtesy of the big, big guy.
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Amen to that.
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Okay, is everybody ready?
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Ready.
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Carl, this tree is beautiful.
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I think it's the prettiest tree we've
ever had.
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Richie and 3J are going to flip when
they see this in the morning.
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Well, I'll just leave this sandwich out
for Santa. Then we'll hit the sack.
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Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree.
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How lovely are your branches.
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Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree,
how lovely are your branches.
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Your branches were green in summer's
glow, and then they're fading with
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the snow.
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Oh, Christmas tree, oh.
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Thank you.
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It's the conclusion to the epic Mirror
Universe story as Archer attempts to use
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the Defiant to conquer the Duran Empire
on an all -new Star Trek Enterprise.
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