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You going on another bug hunt?
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With it, I could.
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Nope. Today is my first day as a new
playground supervisor at Lakeside Park.
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Uh, Steve, some pretty tough dudes hang
out at Lakeside Park.
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Not anymore.
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I've been studying the park rules and
memorizing all the fines from watering
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puppy poop.
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Why, I've got my official park whistle.
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Man, whoop!
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As long as you're dry
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You got something to hide?
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What do you want? A little neighborly
cooperation.
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Your son parked in front of my house.
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So?
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So I don't want that souped -up hot rod
of his ruining the curb appeal of my
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property.
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Chicks dig guys who have houses with
curb appeal.
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You can park that purple eyesore you
call a car in front of my house.
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Well, that's a public street.
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Well, if you don't move it, I'll let the
air out of your tires.
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All right, that does it.
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If you touch my son's tires, I'm going
to let the air out of you.
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I just moosed my hair.
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But this isn't over, Winslow.
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It's just starting.
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Are you all right? I don't know.
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Here, let me help you up. No, don't move
me.
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Quick, call this number. Who's this,
your doctor?
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Three days' body's already town.
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Tell the world, sweet love.
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I'm just crying right there, dear.
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There he
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is. The brother
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with no book.
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Now you unhand me or I shall be forced
to verbally castigate you in front of
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your peers.
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Boo, you got my girl Chantel wet.
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Well, she needed a shower.
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And might I suggest the same for you.
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You better beat it. I don't want to see
your ugly mug around here anymore.
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And your girlie was in violation of
several posted park rules.
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I had no choice but to take drastic
action.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I am Ronaldo, leader of the
Piranhas.
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And now I have no choice but to take
some
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drastic action. Right.
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Oh, come on, Nick. You're just doing
this to make that trumped -up lawsuit
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stick. I am prepared to settle out of
court for, say, $100
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,000.
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In your dreams, Niedermeyer. Hey, my
medical bills are astronomical.
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This wheelchair alone is $200 a day.
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That's because you've got the Eddie
Bauer edition.
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Ronaldo pushed him off the jungle gym.
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Now he's hurting little kids?
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Somebody's got to do something.
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You're right, Estelle.
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I've been patient long enough.
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When they stuck me in that basketball
hoop, I shrugged it off.
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I can't seem to reach the guacamole.
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Well, allow me.
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Here we go.
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Some fresh iced tea and some juicy
orange slices.
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In the hopes that... In the hopes that I
drop my lawsuit, right?
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Well, actually, yes.
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You know what, Carl?
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Your generous hospitality is starting to
get to me.
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It is? Yep.
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I'm still going to sue you, but...
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injury to your neck and back.
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Oh, give it up, Nick. You're busted. Oh,
no, I'm not.
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It's your word against mine. You have no
proof.
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Oh, really?
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I've ever seen.
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And you are the sleaziest, most
conniving person that I've ever met. Now
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of my house.
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Does this mean that dinner is off?
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No.
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Dinner's still on.
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But it's on you, Nick.
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is not here.
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Are you looking for Steve Urkel?
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Yeah, that's right.
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He called and said he wanted to talk,
but I guess he had a gut to show up.
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Yeah. He sent some old pity instead.
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You watch your tongue, young man, or
I'll take you down.
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So, uh, what you gonna do, Granny? Knit
us to death?
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Steve sent you a present. Look.
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What is it?
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Read the card.
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The prize you're looking for.
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Hit the switch and open a door?
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What's it mean?
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Flip the switch and you'll find out.
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with the ninja outfit, man.
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It's my new fall look.
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Well, too bad we're going to have to
mess it up.
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Hold it.
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All we want is a safe playground for the
kids.
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So if you're smart, you'll leave right
now.
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If you're stupid, all your friends and
relatives will soon visit you in the
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trauma unit.
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You're the one who's going to end up in
a pharma unit. You're right.
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Allow
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me
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to introduce myself.
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I'm Bruce Lee.
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Get it now.
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