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Oh, it's okay.
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Come on, Steve.
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The brain.
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Electric light scatter.
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spenders.
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strollers down. Hey. Hey, Harriet, look.
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Is that new hair?
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138 new hairs, to be exact.
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Follicles that were afraid to show
themselves until Steve Urkel left the
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building.
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Hey, son. How you doing, son? Hey, you
want some money?
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There you go.
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Thanks, Dad.
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What you reading, son?
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Oh, just a letter from Steve.
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Steve?
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next Saturday.
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Really? Oh, I'm working next Saturday.
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Carl, you should go.
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Edward, take a letter.
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All right.
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Dear Steve.
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Not neighbors who've driven crazy your
whole life, Wicked.
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Hi,
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Laura. Hey, Myra. What are you doing
here?
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Some despair.
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An awful, yawning emptiness.
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Myra, I never thought I'd say this to
you, but try and perk up.
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Oh, hi, Myra.
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Easy for you to say you have a man.
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Okay.
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Laura, you going out tonight?
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Yeah, I'm going to the scissor club.
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Will they let you in half -dressed like
that?
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Don't you think you have on a little bit
too much makeup?
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And don't forget your curfews at 11 o
'clock.
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Have fun!
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Gee, your mom sure is direct.
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Yeah, every time I go on a date, she
dusts me for fingerprints.
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Sometimes I wish I could afford to move
out of here.
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You mean that?
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Yeah, it'd be great to only have to
answer to myself.
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said he'd get me my own apartment, but
only if I got a roommate.
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Hint, hint.
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Wait a minute. You're not suggesting
that we... Hello, roomie!
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Hi,
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Steve!
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Hi, Dave.
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Hi, Steve.
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Hi, Loomis.
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Hi, Dave.
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shadow puppets with fiber optic lasers?
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No, thanks.
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Want to go measure how much liquid is
displaced when a fly lands in milk?
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Been there, done that, moved on.
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Hey, Steve, you okay?
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family.
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just about to wake up in four hours
anyway.
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Good. Want to exercise with me?
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Sure. How about some kickboxing?
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Oh, you made up, honey.
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Hot fish and tag.
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Mother Vivian.
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move back in with my parents.
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But why?
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Is there an emergency at home?
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Actually, I'm moving for your
protection.
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I don't understand.
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Well, if I don't go, I will kill you.
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I see.
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Look, Marla, don't take it personally.
It's just...
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two different worlds.
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Mine's Earth.
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Okay.
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I understand.
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Look, Mara, I'm sorry.
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If you want, I'll pretend like I still
live here so your dad will keep paying
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the rent.
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No need. I made the whole thing up.
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You did?
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I thought we could be friends.
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I'm lonely with Stevie gone.
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And for some unexplainable reason, I
don't have many gal pals.
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Well, how many do you have?
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One.
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She just told me she's moving out.
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Laura, how come I'm not popular like
you?
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I mean, I'm pretty, I'm perky, and I can
yodel in six languages.
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You just try too hard.
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You're just like a friendship tornado.
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You suck up everything in your path.
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You just need to relax and let people
breathe.
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But then people won't do things my way.
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try really, really hard not to try too
hard, then will you stay?
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No.
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But
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I
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will be your friend.
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Here's my room.
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Isn't it cozy?
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Well, it certainly is you.
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Hey, Argyle.
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What's shaking deep?
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Bob, Dad, this is the guy I was telling
you about. Ask him anything.
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Who was Norbert Wiener?
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Norbert Wiener provided the mathematical
foundation for the modern theory of
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stochastic processes.
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And he's my friend.
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Well, Steve, you're really popular.
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Yeah, thanks.
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But you gotta put it all in perspective.
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Just between you and me, big guy, the
student body here is a smidgen on the
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nerdy side.
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Hey, Steve.
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What is this?
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Why, just a picture of my favorite cop.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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And check it out.
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Let's save some for next time.
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I really should be getting to the
airport.
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Oh, right.
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You have to go back.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess I'll see you at
Thanksgiving, then.
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Yeah. Thanksgiving.
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Huh?
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Thanks for coming.
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You don't know how much it means to me.
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I mean, B .I .T. is a great school and
all, but...
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I've got a real bad taste of the double
W's.
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The double W's?
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Wayne's Law Withdrawal.
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I miss you guys like crazy.
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Well, you know, Steve, I kind of
realized that I miss you, too.
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Won't you come home, Steve Urkel?
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Won't you come home? Now, wait a minute.
I didn't say that.
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Oh, yes, you did. Not with your lips,
but with your eyes and your heart.
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Why, when you said I miss you, I felt
your pain.
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Oh, it wasn't even pain. It wasn't even
gas.
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Oh, wow.
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I'm coming home, big guy. I'm coming
home.
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Steve, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Now, what about B .I .T.? What about B
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.T.? Why, I'll transfer.
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I'll go to I. I owe you and Eddie, Myra,
and Laura.
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And the whole gang will be back
together.
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But you... Oh, boy!
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