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Previously on Family Matters.

Behold! The Earth Pad!

It's a teleportation device.

Anything that's placed on this pad is broken down into individual molecules

are sent by microwaves to another Earth Pad where the molecules are

instantaneously reassembled.

And whatever you do, don't let some stray goober accidentally step on it.

What happened?

Bonjour, monsieur.

Welcome to Paris.

What?

Is everybody here?

No, my daughter Laura is coming and she's bringing a friend.

We flew united.

all worked out.

Really? Mm -hmm. Oh, thanks, Dad. Uh -huh. You work here for two weeks, and

don't go to Britain.

Did you get the blueprint?

Not yet.

The two were calling different.

Nicole, your job is to find out how this earth pad works.

Once we have the technology, we'll make a fortune.

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

Hey, hey, hey. Why are you taking me?

You'll see.

And when we get there, You're going to give me the blueprints to your Urquhart.

And what if I don't?

You're going to die.

The Korriban is introducing its new full line tomorrow night.

Our Korriban?

Oh, I love his clothes.

Would you like to be in our shirt?

I'm your guy, Jeep.

In six months, you'll be a supermodel.

Uh, could he do that living in Chicago?

If Stephen wants to be a model, you have to move to Paris.

I swear, I had no idea Gilbert would kidnap you.

And I certainly didn't know he plans to kill you when it's over.

I just thought you would just ask you nicely.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

What was that part about?

Killing me when it's over?

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of our Paris invention.

I didn't know she was wearing a wig till the pork chop knocked it off.

Maybe you will be better at washing dishes.

Oh, man.

Chameleon. Great.

Will this only take a few years?

Man.

Friends. I tell you.

Too weird.

This is it.

I always manage to kick myself in the ear.

Bonjour. Yeah, bon whatever.

It's you.

Oh, my goodness.

You work here?

Yeah, bonjour, monsieur.

Comment allez -vous aujourd 'hui? Je suis très heureuse de vous rencontrer.

I don't believe...

I finally get to meet you and I can't understand a word you're saying.

Now you're speaking my language.

There we

go.

A little privacy.

And I'm feeling perky in Paris.

Come on over here and see me, big boy.

Oh,

that feels so nice.

Shopping is so hard on my feet.

Yeah, but harder on my wallet.

You're not done yet?

Hang down, pit bull pants.

We just finished.

Good. If it doesn't work, Bernard and Jacques will kill you. If it does work,

they're going to kill you anyway.

Stop it, Gilbert.

This has gone too far.

Steve is a good person.

A kind person. A brave person.

Of course, he's a little naive.

But I think he's sweet.

A moment of money.

It was taking the life of another human being.

Shut up or we'll kill you too.

I gave it a shot.

Now, show me how it works.

You want to check it out?

No way.

It could be a... Okay,

whatever you say.

You're available.

You see, this way, I don't get hurt.

And if it does work, you just teleport somewhere else and get away.

Now I will kill you all in one fell swoop!

Come,

come, come.

What do you want to say, sir?

Call the police!

It sure is beautiful here.

Yes, it is.

I wonder what the water bill is for these fountains.

I don't know, but I'm sure glad I don't have to pay it.

Stefan, we're talking about everything except what's really on our minds.

I know.

Are you going to stand, Pam?

No, I'm going back to Chicago.

I mean, but think about what you'll be missing. I mean, modeling for famous

designers, meeting celebrities, making lots of money. That's true.

But if I go back to Chicago, I'll be getting something even better.

What's that?

You.

Come on, what's the matter?

Stefan.

You came to Paris to find your direction in life.

And you found one.

A great one.

And I think you should pursue it.

Now, Laura.

Let me finish.

Stefan, you know I want you with me with all my heart.

But if you don't follow this thing through, I'll always wonder what

your life would have been like.

And the truth is, so will you.

I love you, Laura Winkler.

I love you, too.

Come on. Back.

Back. Back.

Back. Back.

Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back.

What's going on at the ice hotel?

I don't know, but it doesn't have anything to do with us.

Tell me how your invention works and I will pull you back up.

Never.

Okay. Then you die.

for saving my life. Gee, he gave me a free Paris vacation.

It was the least I could do.

Well, I guess we're all set to go.

Carl, did you check us out of the hotel?

Well, actually, sweetheart, I never officially checked us into the hotel.

Uh -oh, we better get out of here. Laura!

This isn't goodbye.

Just till we meet again.

Well, goodbye, everyone. It was certainly nice meeting you.

Sorry about the kidnapping and all the violence.

Well, teleportation to Chicago is cleared for takeoff.

She can't blame a guy for trying.

Au revoir, my cherie amour.