All language subtitles for family_matters_s08e02_paris_vacation_2

Previously on Family Matters.

Behold, the earthquake.

It's a teleportation device.

Bonjour, monsieur.

Welcome to Paris.

What?

Is everybody here? No, my daughter
Laura's coming and she's bringing a

We flew united.

Well, I've got it all worked out.

Really? Mm -hmm. Oh, thanks, Dan. Uh
-huh. You work here for two weeks, and

don't go to prison.

Your job is to find out how this earth
pad works.

Once we have the technology, we'll make
a fortune. Don't worry.

I have a plan.

After dinner, I'll take him for a
romantic tour along the sand.

I'll make him so hot.

The weevil will babble.

Uh,

look here.

I'm gonna bring you some soup and hope
for the best, all right?

Hey, son.

How's it going?

Let me see, uh...

How do you say this is whack in French?

You lost your right to complain.

You caused the crash.

Now you've got to sling the hash.

You see

what I got to put up with, Dad? The guy
is crazy.

I'm sorry, son.

Oh, dude, chill. Don't go postal on me.

No problem, sir. I don't blame you.

Thank you.

Thank you boys.

resident, Myra Monkhouse, professional
house sitter speaking.

Well, hi there, crooked me. I guess I'm
on for the perfect time to wake me up

and give you a call.

Oh, Stevie, as usual, you have perfect
timing.

I'm having breakfast with Binky, Bunky,
and Ed.

Should I be concerned that you're dining
with stuffed animals?

Oh, it's only because I'm lonely.

More tea, Binky?

This is all me.

Oh, sorry.

You're coming home early with lots of
presents?

No, I'm starring in a commercial with
Stefan.

Wow. Did you hear that, boys?

Daddy's going to be on TV.

on your cheek.

for you.

This isn't much of a beach.

Well, actually, this is what they call a
promicky or an ultimate.

You see, when this commercial is
finished, this blue screen will be a

pretty beach.

You seem to know a lot about this.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

My Uncle Cecil had a blue screen. Why,
he used it for 18 years to convince his

wife he... working late.

Is Cecil my uncle, too?

Well, let's see.

He was when you were my clone, but now
that you're set fine, he's kind of

Oh, well, makes no difference.

I'll go see his dad anyway.

Steve, I'm having a tough time figuring
out who I am.

You created me. How come? What was your
plan?

I'm not as smart as you.

Am I?

Not by a long shot.

But hey, nobody's perfect.

No, but I come close.

Hi!

Look at that!

Come on, Steve.

We got a commercial.

Having trouble with the ladies?

The answer is testier than you think.

Do the Pop Soda in four tantalizing
flavors.

Its fresh, cool taste will revitalize
you from head to toe.

Isn't it romantic here?

Well, actually, it's a hotbed for
potential gum disease.

Hey, pal, get around.

Relax, dear.

You're in Paris, the city of love.

Ah, favorite.

And you're with a woman.

Who finds you extremely attractive.

Oh, hi.

Nicole.

I have to be honest here.

I'm involved.

I got a ticket to Chicago.

You know what they say.

When you're not with the one you love,
love the one you with.

Yes, sir, ma 'am.

I'm loyal to my gal pal.

I see.

What's her name?

Well, it starts with an M.

Steve, in the past, I've always been
attractive to pretty boys.

But that changed the moment I met you.

Oh, thanks.

I think.

You're brilliant.

Unique. Oh. I feel I've fallen in love
with you.

Oh, what were we talking about again?

Picture you and me in a chateau in the
south of France. Me, cooking, cleaning,

loving.

Making billions with your...

you want.

Okay. So I'm shallow.

It doesn't make me any less beautiful.

I already told you. I'm not interested
in making money.

And pouty lips and perky pear -shaped
bosoms won't change my mind either.

Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe this will change your mind.

Who are you?

I'm your worst nightmare.

Oh, no, no, no. My worst nightmare is
when I'm a big wedge of cheese and I

no mouth left.

We tried it your way, Nicole, and you
failed.

Now it's my turn.

From now on, there's no more Mr. Nice
Guy.

Move! I don't want to attract a crood.

A crood? What's a crood?

Many people standing in a group.

Ow! A brown!

That's what I said.

A crood.

Hey, hey, hey. Where are you taking me?

You'll see.

And when we get there, you're going to
give me the blueprints to your uncle.

Oh, yeah?

And what if I don't?

Then you're going to die!

I've got the private little workshop
where no one can hear you scream. What?

Scream? What's a scream?

Shouting at the top of your lungs.

No, but that is a real good idea, isn't
it, Nicole?

I will steal the masterpieces from the
Louvre, all the golds from Fort Knox,

on the weekend, sneak in the movies.

Say it. The Winslow's will notice I'm
missing, and they'll call the police.

You'll never get away with this.

Wrong, Nelda boy.

Nicole will tell them that she will be
taking the two of you on a romantic two

-day tour of the wine country in Bordel.

the blueprints for your teleportation
pad.

They're right here, and that's where
they're staying, Buster.

Then you will build me one.

Looks like they're getting ready for a
party.

Three more room for it, too.

Indeed. And they're throwing a party
where much is at stake.

The Coroban is introducing his new for
lunch more night.

Parker Roban?

Oh, I love his clothes.

Can't afford them, but I love them.

I'm supposed to meet his production
coordinator.

I don't know where he is. Oh, there he
is. You must

be the young man on the return bar.

Stefan Arkell.

And this exquisite lady to my left is
Laura Winslow.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So you're interested in modeling?

Yes.

Well, would Paco's clothes look good on
me?

Paco's clothes look good on everybody.

And the ladies, they'll enjoy seeing his
clothes on you.

Would you like to be an usher?

I'm your guy, gee.

So great, Stefan.

And you, young lady, I'd like you to be
in our show, too.

I'll think about it.

Honey, I want to get you something real
special from Paris, so...

Let me know if one of these outfits
catches your eye.

Carl. Papa Rabanne's clothes cost
thousands.

But... How about a nice Eiffel Tower
refrigerated magnet?

All right, that's what the long line,
that's it.

Thank you.

These fashion guys show up on a good
feed.

Thank some father people.

These models don't eat.

Hey, Lola, step on.

You two are wonderful.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks a lot, Mr. W. And I owe it all to
the big guy here.

Hey, Carl taught me all my moves. Look
out now. Oh, no.

Watch out.

Stefan, the crowd loved you.

Paparazzi loved you. After tonight,
everybody in Paris will want you to

for them.

Stefan, you're really going to make
modeling your career?

What a lie.

I had foreign place.

Do you really think I can make a living
at it?

A living?

A living?

In six months, you'll be a supermodel.

Uh, could he do that living in Chicago?

If Stefan wants to be a model, he'll
have to move to Paris.

I feel terrible.

This whole thing has gotten out of hand.

I swear, I had no idea Gilbert would
kidnap you.

And I certainly didn't know he plans to
kill you when it's over.

You just must be nice to me.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

What was that part about?

Killing me when it's over?