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I have successfully developed a process
that enables me to isolate and duplicate
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complex molecules.
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What?
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You seeing what I'm seeing?
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I'm seeing too, Steve.
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Everything is fine.
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I think we've learned that Steve's
experiments have gone too far.
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He's created a month.
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I see no solution to this problem.
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I see a really, really good solution.
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I'm really going to shoot Steve.
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Steve Urkel, the man who made me. We
meet at last.
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the extra toe. Well, it's no more.
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I donated it to a girl who was toe
challenged.
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She might be walking around with your
toe, but she'll never fill your shoes.
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What's my buff friend cooking up now?
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I'm on the verge of making history.
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Oh, I love when you do that.
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portation device.
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Anything that's placed on this pad is
broken down into individual molecules
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are sent by microwave to another earth
pad where the molecules are
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instantaneously reassembled.
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Science talk.
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That makes me so...
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prototype of my earth pad at the
International Science Fair in Akron, and
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kept in touch ever since.
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Oh, a science fair floozy.
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Trying to sweep her way to a Nobel
Prize.
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Yeah, Myra, retract your claws.
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Nicole was just helping me with my...
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But it rhymes with schmanning bean.
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the phone and tell us what's going on.
Well, Carl stepped on the ERC pad.
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The what pad? The ERC pad. It's only the
most amazing invention in history. Try
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to keep up.
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It's a teleportation device.
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Carl stepped on it and accidentally got
transported to Paris.
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Hopefully.
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Hopefully? Well, I've never tried it on
a living organism before, much less one
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with a 42 -inch waist.
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So I don't know if it works properly.
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My chums are perky. to be spread out
from Barcelona, King of Geek.
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Come here, Steve.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come
here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come here.
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Come
here. Come here. Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Come here.
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She finally got rid of that extra toe.
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Yeah, now she's perfection.
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My invention really works. You were
actually in Paris?
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Yep. What a...
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No accidents, no pollution.
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You can send a doctor anywhere he's
needed. Or send food to starving people.
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Nicole, you sure have blossom sense.
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Accurate. You make me so blush.
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house -sitting mama?
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I really wish you could come, too.
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My doctor says I should stay off my
tipsies, Tipsy. Listen, Boo -Boo, have a
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wonderful time, but beware of French
girls.
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They invented perfume, and I ask you,
what were they trying to hide?
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I'm Nicole Dufault.
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I'm Harriet Winslow, and this is my son,
Eddie.
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But, uh, you can call me E -Man.
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Chantez, baby.
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Oh,
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hurt me. What does that mean?
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You've got something green between your
teeth.
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Oh, well, uh, it matches your blouse.
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Laura's coming and she's bringing a
friend.
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We blew United.
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A toast to the most beautiful city in
the world and the most beautiful woman
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the world.
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You going to finish that croissant?
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And lose the hat.
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Where are you two going? I'm taking
Steve to Notre Dame.
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Nicole says there's a gargoyle there
that looks just like me.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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You know, girl...
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This is such a wonderful experience for
our kids. It sure is, sweetheart.
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I'm glad Laura and Eddie are mature
enough to appreciate that.
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Calm down, pal.
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You're okay. Your car's okay.
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No harm made, done, eh?
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Now, look, let's get out of here before
the owner of the cafe comes.
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Juliet, I am the owner of the cafe.
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Oh.
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It's a nice cafe.
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At least, it used to be.
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Is this your son?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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He made me to cast my own cafe.
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I know, I know. I saw it.
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What's the matter with you?
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Dad, there was this gorgeous girl and I
saw her. A girl, Annie? A girl?
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It is always the girl with you.
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Calm down.
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Don't make a scene.
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A scene, Harriet.
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A scene.
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Our son just trashed an entire cafe.
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Well, this is officially a scene.
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Let me see that.
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Uh, I am very sorry.
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Jane Swee's... Sorry, you want to catch
me?
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You want to catch me? You're going to
get this five thousand, throwing that
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mouth to my cafe.
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Dad! All right, calm down. I'll talk to
him, see what can be done.
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Look, excuse me a while. I, I, look, I,
maybe... That's bad.
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I'm going to screw it up big again.
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What? You did, Edward.
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Fortunately, your father's a cop and
trained to handle difficult situations.
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That's very true.
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Dad can be real persuasive when he wants
to.
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Well, I've got it all worked out.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Thanks, Dad. You work here for two
weeks, and you don't go to prison.
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You've got to get Richie a t -shirt, and
I bet it's a massive postcard.
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Taylor.
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Stefan?
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Something wrong?
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I was just thinking.
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Here I am in this incredible city.
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Deep in history.
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And I have no history at all.
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What do you mean?
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I have no childhood.
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No background.
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Steve created me.
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Let's just be thankful he didn't screw
up like he usually does.
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Yeah, but you don't understand.
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I have no past.
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And with no past, how do I figure out my
future?
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I have to decide what to do with my
life.
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Or whatever it is, just to make sure I'm
in it.
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What's going on?
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Whoa.
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They're doing a photo shoot for a sports
car magazine, and one of the models got
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angry at the other for blocking his way.
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Hey, I didn't know you understood
French.
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Neither did I.
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See you later.
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Later.
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Have you ever done any modeling?
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No. Would you like to try it?
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Sure.
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Okay, come on.
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Let's go!
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The garden is music to my nose.
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You're really quite clumsy, aren't you?
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about your earth pad.
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How did you ever come up with it?
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I guess it comes from a lifetime of
people asking me, can you get out of
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any faster?
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I love that little thingy, Snow.
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Do you realize your earth pad will make
you a billionaire?
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No, no, no, no.
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I've decided that an invention this
important should be shared freely with
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entire world.
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Shared? Really?
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Oh, yes.
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My money doesn't matter to me.
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Except, of course,
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to you for helping people thanks to my
earth pad every person in this world
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be able to visit their granny for
christmas oh look that gaping hole in
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child that got
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The blue pig?
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Not yet.
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These two are calling.
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Different.
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Nicole, your job is to find out how this
hook pad works.
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Once we have the technology, we'll make
a fortune.
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Don't worry.
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I have a plan.
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After dinner, I'll take him for a
romantic stroll along the Seine.
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I'll make him so hot the river will
bubble.
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You... You make me wish you weren't my
cousin.
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