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Steve, I know I'm going to regret asking
this, but what's this thing?
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Wait. I have successfully developed a
process that enables me to isolate and
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duplicate complex molecules.
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What?
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I can clone stuff.
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They have a miracle drug now called
Ritalin.
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You don't understand. If this baby
works, now if people want two of
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all they'll have to say is, I'll go eat.
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Let me show you.
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All right, Steve.
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But fair warning.
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If that thing explodes, breaks anything,
or shoots a sticky substance all over
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me, I'm going to be all over you.
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Don't you worry, Sahib.
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You and your environs are safe.
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on with it.
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I'll go get something else to clone.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Steve.
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Hey, Steve.
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What's wrong with him?
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Never hit a pothole on a unicycle.
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What's that awful smell?
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Fish livers.
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I mix them with seaweed and sardine
juice, add a little yogurt, and bingo,
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smoothie. I'm having a little problem
with one of my inventions, and this gunk
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really helps clear out the cobwebs.
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That gunk could clear out a stadium.
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I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid.
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He's anchovy paste.
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my bowling.
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I'm not.
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I'm wet.
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I'm sticky.
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And I smell like a...
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You just took it.
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Well, I didn't.
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Yes, you did. A few seconds ago.
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How?
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What?
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You look tired.
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Overworked. Maybe you need to relax.
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Paint some pictures of your feet.
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Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
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I'm seeing two Steves.
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Oh, my God.
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raises a few unusual questions.
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Such as?
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Well, you have a twin brother now.
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Have you told your parents yet?
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I holed up him late last night in
Moscow.
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They were so overwhelmed by the news,
they immediately burst into tears.
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Your parents are over in Russia, so I'm
stuck with, I mean, blessed
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with being your guardian.
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And, well, that makes things a little
bit more complicated now that there is
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of you.
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Complicated?
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He means expensive.
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Well, you are an extra mouth to feed,
but I'm really not worried because we're
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all going to be millionaires.
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We are?
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Mm -hmm. So let's say we hustle out to
the garage and start cloning a bunch of
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these.
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You want to tell him?
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Nah, you better tell him. Tell me what?
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We destroyed the cloning machine.
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You what?
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And we decided it was ethically
indefensible.
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Ethically what?
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Put your arms around my neck and hold.
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And share.
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There's enough pollen on this flower for
two bumblebees.
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Now, why don't you boys come over here
and sit next to me?
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Isn't this fun? We just made a mire.
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what we've learned here.
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Um, one plus one equals fun?
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No, I think we've learned that Steve's
experiments have gone too far.
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He's created a monster.
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Can't we just get rid of him?
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Just gonna rub me out?
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No. I mean, after all, you are a living,
breathing, annoying thing.
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I see a really, really good solution.
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Listen, Steve.
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I'm sorry.
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Goodbye, Steve.
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So long, Steve.
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I'm glad I made you, Steve.
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Me too, Steve.
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I'm really going to miss you, Steve.
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Could it be?
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I believe you've grown even more
beautiful.
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Steve Urkel, the man who made me. We
meet at last.
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Wow, you really are cool.
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Put her there, pal.
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We'll work on that, buddy.
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I'm back, my love.
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Yeah, and it's time for good.
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Baby, with you, it's all good.
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Oh, my.
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I'm really glad Laura's happy.
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But I'm really going to miss my clone.
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