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Oh, this is so bad, honey mustard. Only
two days until the prom.
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I know, pickle relish. It's gonna be the
greatest... The
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greatest... The greatest...
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Prom ever.
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Look, did I tell you that I rented us a
limo for prom night?
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To impress me? No, so I could keep my
arm around you instead of that stand
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where... Good plan.
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Wow, nice job, people.
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Great.
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You mean the banner, the flowers, or the
gazebo?
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None of the above. It's great that I
didn't have to do any of the work.
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Uh, Urkel, a word, please.
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The VP wants to speak with me.
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Why?
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What can I do for you, sir?
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Uh, Urkel, remember the school dance
where you set up the sprinkler system
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soaked everybody?
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Yeah. What's your point?
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It might be a good idea if you skip the
prom.
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Me?
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Oh, miss my prom?
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The same guy who's never missed one day
of school in four years?
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Don't remind me.
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The same guy who came up with the slogan
for detention, don't do bad things?
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I offered you a hundred dollars.
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A hundred? No, sir.
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No way will I miss my senior prime.
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Besides, that was the sea burgle of
yesteryear.
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Will $20 set him up?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Here's $10. Let him home.
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Gee, thanks, Dan.
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Nick used to be my boss.
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And then I let him in my poker game, and
he was so obnoxious that I had to shove
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a pie in his face and throw him out on
his butt.
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Look there. If there's going to be
another fight, I'm out of here. I'm in
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good clothes.
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Nice kid.
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What, does he work in a circus?
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Nick, I thought that I told you I never
wanted to see you again. Believe me, the
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feeling is mutual.
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But something happened that's going to
make that impossible.
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Oh, really? What?
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I bought the house next door.
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What?
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Put it in, neighbor.
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Too slow.
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Oh, that's very funny, Nick. Yeah, we're
going to have a lot of laughs, Carl.
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Yeah. But I want to be a good neighbor.
I'm glad to hear that.
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That's why I'm giving you ample warning
about your fence.
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My fence?
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Yeah. It's on my property.
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What are you talking about?
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I had a surveyor come out.
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Seems your fence is exactly 18 and a
half inches over the property line.
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No way.
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Way.
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You expect me to move a fence that's
been up for 15 years because it's 18 and
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one -half inches on your property? That
is asinine.
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Well, hey, I'm a reasonable man. You
don't have to do it right away. Wait
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tomorrow.
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I'm not moving my fence.
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So you want to play hardball, huh?
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That's right.
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Look, Ace.
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I've got plans to build a... and your
fence is in the way.
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Chicks, big guys who barbecue.
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Especially when they barbecue wearing
only an apron.
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I didn't need to hear that part, Nick.
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Yeah, well, listen to this part.
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Move your fence or I'll move it for you.
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year the day of the prom.
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Hey, did you see him working on Dora
Finswick?
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Girl, she didn't need a hairstylist. She
needed a fairy godmother.
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All right.
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Curtis.
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Hi, Laura.
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What's wrong?
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Um, I don't know how to tell you this,
so I guess I should just say it straight
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out.
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I'm not going to be able to take you to
the prom.
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Curtis. I've been waiting for this night
my whole life. I got my hair done, my
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nails. I bought a new dress, and now you
say you can't take me?
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That's right. Oh, well, I want to know
the reason why. Let me tell you
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something. There better be a dead
relative in your excuse.
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My grandmother died.
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Oh, Curtis, I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. That's
okay.
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No, it's not okay. I'm a cold,
thoughtless person.
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My whole family's flying out to
Washington for the funeral.
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Oh, can't you wait a day?
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Oh, of course you can.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm a cold, thoughtless person.
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No, you're not.
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Look, you're disappointed, and I don't
blame you. I'm sorry.
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I'll call you next week.
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Poor Curtis.
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Yeah, and poor you. You're going to miss
your prom.
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Maybe not.
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There's got to be some guy who's going
to have a date.
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to say she's got walking pneumonia.
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Will she be okay?
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This means you guys are going to have to
go together.
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All
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right,
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this is our prom.
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Our one and only single prom.
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I mean, think about it. Why shouldn't we
go together?
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I'll go with you.
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Under two conditions. Don't name them,
baby.
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First, I go with you when you pick up
your tux.
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Dang, one more of those.
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I want your solemn promise that you
won't bump, break, or destroy anything
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the prom.
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I ain't promise.
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I'll try.
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Come on, let's go pick up that tux.
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Yeah, but you're down. We don't move
without you. Throw your hands in the
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is Steve Urkel.
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And get this, Urkel's tuxedo fits.
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Steve, everyone gasped. Of course.
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You're so beautiful, you take their
breath away.
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Is this my imagination or is your voice
lower?
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I think it's because these pants are so
loose.
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Oh, Lord, you look beautiful.
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Thanks. So do you, Max.
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Oh, guess what? Steve rented us a limo
for the night.
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I rented us a limo station wagon.
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All I had to do was drop some dead guy
off at the graveyard.
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think i'm just gonna stand here and let
you do that well that's what you're
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doing excuse me i'll be right
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back take your time pajama boy
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Trim my tree.
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It's not your tree. It's my tree. Not
the part that hangs in my yard.
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You wouldn't. You watch me.
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All right, pal.
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Let's settle this right now.
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You want a piece of me? Yeah.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on. Oh, yeah.
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I got to warn you.
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I'm a cop and I got a black belt. In
what?
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Eating donuts?
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children well he started it i'm
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ashamed of you nick you never even tried
to be a good neighbor on the first
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day you stormed over here making demands
i waited an hour the next time you have
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something on your mind try discussing it
like a gentleman instead of like a jerk
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Escalated it.
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Now, like it or not, Nick is our
neighbor now.
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And you two had better learn to get
along.
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Well, she's right, Nick.
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We should try to get along.
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I'll tell you what. I'll not only move
my fence, I'll help you build your
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barbecue.
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Winslow, that's real decent of you.
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Well, I want to try to be a good
neighbor.
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Of course you do.
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After your wifey made you.
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What?
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My God.
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Who's the boss in this family anyway?
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You see these, Winslow?
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These are pants.
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Try wearing them sometime.
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Yes, dear.
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Right, dear. Whatever you say, dear.
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What a load of manure.
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No, Nick.
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Not a load of manure.
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That's a load of manure.
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you some fresh air.
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Outside would probably be the best place
for that.
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I ordered it special
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just for you.
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There's no doubt about it.
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You're the most beautiful girl.
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Thanks,
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Steve.
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And you're the most improved guy at the
prom.
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Steve, can I tell you something?
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My fly is open. I knew it. I just want
to say that I'm very proud of you.
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You haven't caused one single disaster
all night.
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I hate to ruin such an important
evening.
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Myra, want to know a secret?
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Sure.
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Even though I'm going steady with Myra,
I've always dreamed of going to the prom
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with you.
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I know. You asked me when we were six.
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I fantasized about what my prom night
would be like. Ooh, fantasize.
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I pictured a handsome date dressed in a
gorgeous tuxedo.
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How?
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Then he'd pick me up in a limousine and
we'd dance the night away.
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That'd be the best time of my entire
life.
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That's a nice fantasy.
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No, it's not a fantasy because you made
it all come true.
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I did?
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There's only one thing that's keeping
this from being a perfect night.
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Well, what's that?
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This.
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