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This is glue.
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Glue? Yes.
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It's my super earth grip. Titan pending.
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What's it doing in the fridge, Steve?
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I have to keep it cool. It hardens at
room temperature.
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Didn't you read my memo?
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Look. Glue.
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Sticky. May plug colon.
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Steve, you put up so many memos.
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I stopped reading.
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Oh, really?
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Well, you'll be getting a memo about
that.
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Hey. Uh -oh.
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Laura, honey.
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Calm down.
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It's not that bad.
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No, it's worse.
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I've been trying to get a date with
Dante Lewis for months, and I wake up
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zit on my forehead the size of a blimp.
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Sweetheart, you're overreacting. Nobody
will ever notice.
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Look at the size of that zit!
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No one would notice, huh?
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I understand. You're humiliated.
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Don't you expect to see Moat and Mavid
just come shooting out of that puppy?
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I'm gonna go in there and not be in
here.
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Uh, Steve just left and I... have a
date, so if you have to leave, I'd
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appreciate it.
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Suit yourself, but I can zap your zit
before your fly guy gets here.
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Really? Mm -hmm. How?
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Well, just this very morning, I, too,
awoke with a blemish.
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I don't see anything.
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Exactly. I used my Monk House Miracle
Mask.
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And look, once again, my skin is
positively radiant.
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What's in this miracle mask?
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Oh, completely natural ingredients found
in your everyday kitchen.
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Oatmeal, honey, baking soda, avocado,
lemon,
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egg white, and Mother Nature's
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astringent...
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You don't know what you're talking
about.
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Yes, I do.
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You just want to meet your mom.
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That's because I'm right. I know
basketball.
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Yeah, well, so do I. I follow the games.
I read the stats. And I'm telling you,
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Dennis Rodman plays better with purple
hair.
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Hey, fellas, how's it going, huh? Hey,
how was the game?
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Cool. Bulls in overtime.
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I won.
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But you know what? The players always
tip a little better when they win. You
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know what I'm saying?
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You mean the Bulls players come here?
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Oh, sure, man. The whole place gets
packed.
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So if you guys want to meet them, you
better hurry inside and beat the crowd.
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Check it out.
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What do you think?
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Don't ask me to think. It hurts.
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I know.
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We can't go in there.
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It's a bar, a tavern, a pub, a lounge, a
saloon.
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So? So, we're not old enough to drink.
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We're not old enough to drink.
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So let's just go inside, check the place
out, starve some free peanuts and score
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a few autographs. No way. Not me. Not
gonna do.
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All right, fine.
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Oh, wait.
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Now, you guys have a choice.
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You can either come with me and feel
good about yourselves, or you can put
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souls in moral jeopardy and walk into
that devil's playground.
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See ya.
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All right, fellas, welcome to the Ace
High, huh? Got your favorite seat
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right here. Go have a seat. Two kings,
looking good.
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All right, if there's anything I can get
you, just let me know. All right?
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We got the best seats in the house,
Waldo.
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That's because the house is empty.
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Look, Eddie, I came in here to meet
basketball players.
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And if they're not going to show up, I'm
going to need another reason to stay.
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Hi, guys.
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I can give you two reasons.
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Well, hello there, precious.
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My name is Eddie Winslow, but you can
call me anytime you want.
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And you can call me Yvette.
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Ooh, Yvette.
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I'm Chandra. What's your name, handsome?
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No, it's Waldo.
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Waldo, Geraldo, Waldo. And I already
have a girlfriend.
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Her name's Maxine.
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Oh, well, is she nice?
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Oh, she's a sweetie pie.
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But if she saw us together, she'd rip
off your arm and beat me with it.
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Something to drink? Well, I am a little
thirsty.
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Tell you what, my man. Bring the lady
whatever she wants, and I'll have a
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ale.
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I'd love some champagne because the
bubbles tickle my nose.
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My turn next.
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And for you?
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I have some water and plenty of free
peanuts.
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So, Yvette, tell me about you.
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I'm much more interested in you. Oh, my
life is an open book, baby. Just let
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your fingers do the walking.
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Yeah.
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All right, then. Thank you.
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A toast to...
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chance meetings, and love at first
sight.
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To warm, exciting moments between
strangers in the night.
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I see London, I see France, I see your
best underpants.
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Would you like to buy a rose for the
lady?
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Certainly. In fact, a woman this
beautiful deserves two roses.
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And another rose.
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Well, thank you, Eddie.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go
use the little girl's room. All righty.
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Be gone too long. All right.
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Eddie, I don't think the Bulls players
are coming in here. Who cares?
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I'll make it out like a bandit with
Yvette.
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So get her number and call her.
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I got to get home.
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All right.
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Excuse me, bro. Can I have the check,
please?
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Sure.
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$500?
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Is there a problem? You bet there's a
problem.
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$500?
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For a bottle of champagne and two roses?
Oh, two roses?
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That'll be $550.
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finest champagne and the freshest roses.
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This is ridiculous. I demand to see the
owner.
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Very well.
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You know, Waldo, I think we're being
scammed here.
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Now, I told you we should have left a
long time ago, but did you listen to me?
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No.
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The place is empty. Let's just peel out
of here.
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I'm Frank. I happen to be the owner of
this establishment.
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I'm told you have a complaint.
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That's right. You're trying to rip us
off and we're not paying.
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I see.
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Fellas, tell them what happens when
customers don't pay their bills.
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Bodily damage.
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Well, I have an idea.
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What if we both leave and save up our
money and come back and pay off our bill
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in, say, six months?
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I have an even better idea.
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What if just one of you leaves, gets me
my money, and pays off the bill in, say,
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now?
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That could work.
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Look, Waldo, this whole... thing is my
fault. I got us into this mess.
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I'll come back for you as soon as I can,
alright?
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Thanks, Eddie. Hey!
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Nice try.
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Okay, you go.
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Where am I gonna get the money?
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Well, go to my dad.
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Tell him we were on our way home from
the game and my car broke down on the
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expressway and we weren't near a phone
and we need the money to fix it.
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Got it? Got it.
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Then whatever you do, Don't tell them
what really happened.
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Don't worry. Wild porcupines couldn't
drag it out of me.
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Amara, my face is tingling.
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Ah, that means the Monk House Miracle
Mask is working.
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Time's up.
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Let's take a gander at your zit -free
face.
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You're a cult, are you kidding?
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Look at this from different angles.
Let's see here. Oh, I see what's going
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What are
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the ingredients?
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Avocado, honey, lemon, baking soda,
eggs, and milk.
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second shelf in the fridge.
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Well, what's the matter?
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That wasn't milk.
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That was super glue.
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Geez,
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Daddy, if you had just labeled that
bottle properly, this would have never
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happened. Oh, but sweet feet, I do
believe you could have been a little
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conscious in your preparation.
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jerk should get this baby right off your
face.
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I hope so, because two simple jerks got
it on my face.
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Drama queen, drama queen.
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Can I do this answer?
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You got, you got, you got ready?
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All right.
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All right.
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And could no longer sustain ignition.
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Dragged her left.
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But we were not near a phone and found
ourselves in a bewildering predicament.
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Thesley, your son Edward requested that
I borrow $500 in American currency from
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you.
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His father.
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Carl Winslow.
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Edward come instead of you, Waldo?
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All right, I lied.
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Nothing happened with the car.
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Eddie got scammed by some cheap movie in
a bar. Now, please, I can't take this
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constant grilling.
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Well, where is he, Waldo? The H -High
Lounge. And for God's sake, leave me
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alone. I don't know anymore.
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That's a stupid boy.
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Frank, if my friend can't get the money,
what happens to me?
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You ever hear the expression, it cost me
an arm and a leg?
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Well, hello there, big spender. Dad!
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Can I help you?
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I'm Carl Winslow. I'm this young man's
father.
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Oh, well, sorry you had to come all the
way down here.
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I'm afraid your son is a man about town
with a wallet that's just about empty.
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Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to see
my son's bill.
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$450 for a bottle of champagne?
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Edward, were you drinking?
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No, Dad.
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I bought it for her.
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Well, at least you had a good excuse.
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Then I had no idea it cost that much.
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Well, I guess all you had to do was ask.
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Learned a valuable lesson, huh?
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A hundred dollars for two roses?
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You know, I landscaped our whole
backyard for less than that.
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Well, he's young. Just chalk it up to
experience.
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Well, you know I would if I didn't think
that you were trying to take advantage
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of him.
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Listen, pal.
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Your son owes me $550.
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If he doesn't pay it, I'll have him
arrested.
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You want a wine?
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Tell it to the judge.
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Well, you... You want a... Um... You
know,
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pal,
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Misleading people and extorting money is
a felony.
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Plus, Edward and his friend are under 21
and by law aren't allowed in here in
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the first place.
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Oh, yeah?
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What makes you such a big expert?
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This.
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I'm Lieutenant Carl Winslow, Chicago PD.
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You're not doing well.
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Now, wait a minute. You should have told
me you were a cop.
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Well, all you had to do was ask.
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Well, now I guess you learned a valuable
lesson. Okay, now wait a minute. I
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think this is one big misunderstanding.
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Well, I guess you can chalk it up to
experience.
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Come on.
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This isn't fair.
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You want a wine?
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Tell it to the judge.
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