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Morning, big guy. Oh, morning, Steve.
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Hey, you want a refill?
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Oh, sure.
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Hope that's a math.
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I named you and Harriet a snack for the
queen.
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Oh, gee, thanks, Ma.
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Let's see now.
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Okay. Four sandwiches, two bags of
chips, two juices, and a six -pack of
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Twinkies.
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Oh, uh, where's Harriet?
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Oh, Nassau is so beautiful.
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I wish I was going with you. Yeah, well,
Ma, this is our second honeymoon, so
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I'm glad that you're not.
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Your father and I never needed a second
honeymoon.
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Oh, why not?
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Because the first never ended.
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Well, I can't wait.
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You know, Harry and I wanted to go to
Nassau on our first honeymoon, but we
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couldn't afford it back then.
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Oh, Ma, look. What?
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Ooh! What a nice hunk of ice.
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I'm going to surprise Harry on our last
night in Nassau.
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Oh, no, give it on the first night.
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You'll have a better time.
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Now you just sit down. I'm going to
confirm my seats, okay? Oh, I can take
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of it.
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You just sit there and be beautiful,
babe.
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Please get in line.
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Well, there is no line.
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Well, then you'll be in front, won't
you?
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Next.
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Tickets, please.
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Flight 613 to Nassau.
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You're flying coach?
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Yep. Oh, snug fit.
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Can we cut the sarcasm and move this
thing along?
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I'm trying to relieve my tension.
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We've had two crashes this week.
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State preference?
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Somewhere near the emergency exit.
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Nope.
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How about a window seat?
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Oh, wait.
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Nope.
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Well, do you have any two seats
together?
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Yeah. Seats 12F and 12G. We'll be
boarding in just...
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Hello? What?
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Again?
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Okay.
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Folks, we regret to inform you that our
airline has just gone out of business.
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All flights are hereby canceled.
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Thanks for trying to fly out of the
breeze there.
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Tell your friends about us.
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Well, never mind.
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Listen, what's the deal? What about our
tickets? Will any other airline honor
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them?
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Oh, you were serious.
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Well, you could try that.
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As for me, I'm going to grab a corn dog
and go look for a new job.
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Don't ever miss this.
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What'd you bring?
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Chicken feet.
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Hot and spicy.
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Now, whatcha reading?
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Swimwear today.
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Look at that babe right there.
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Man, I'd give anything to go out with a
woman this fine.
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But it'll never happen.
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Why not, Edo?
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Why, ladies, what do you like maggots to
roadkill?
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Give them in!
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Maybe to you.
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But to pull high -caliber chicks like
this, you gotta be rich, famous, have a
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yacht, and not live at home.
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woo -woo juice.
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Woo -woo juice?
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What's that?
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Oh, just a love potion I whipped up a
couple years back.
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But does it work?
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Oh, like a charm.
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Let's see.
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Where's my rack of patent paintings?
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Ah, here we go.
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Woo -woo juice.
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The world's most powerful aphrodisiac.
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Well, have you tried it?
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Sure. Well, I used to have a lab rat
named Loveless Larry.
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All the lady records.
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And you tried your woo -woo juice on
him?
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One drop.
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He fathered 6 ,000 children.
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Found him in his cage dead as a doornail
with a big smile on his face.
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Steve, I'm going to volunteer to be your
first human test subject.
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What? Ah, yeah. Give me that juice.
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You have to consider the ethical
ramifications here.
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The what?
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Well, Eddie, my woo -woo juice will make
you irresistible to the first woman who
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comes within sniffing distance.
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Then the bad part is?
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Why, the attraction would be artificial.
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It's not free choice.
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Why, the poor young lovely would be
crazed with desire for you. She'd be
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you and rubbing and touching you and
crying and hugging and grabbing.
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Look what you did.
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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Yeah, well, sorry won't feed the
bulldog.
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Just wash it off.
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I can't.
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No matter how hard I scrub, this stuff
will stay on me for a week.
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Now I've got to get out of town before
some poor unsuspecting female falls
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in love with me.
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Steve, you left your loop in the tub
again. Here.
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Steve. Yeah?
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There's nothing different about you.
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No, no, no.
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Same old nerdy icky Steve.
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What's that smell?
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Chicken feet.
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You're so funny.
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Oh, Lord.
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It's a magnetic, sensuous, manly smell.
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Oh.
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Yesterday. Now it's just a winter bloat.
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Oh, so what are you and your bloat doing
later?
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What? Well, I'm picturing you and me
cuddling in front of a cozy fire.
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Cuddling?
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I'm going to go pick out something
appropriate to wear for the occasion.
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Steve, you've been chasing me for years.
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Well, tonight, you just might catch me.
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I sure hope so.
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We have two tickets to Nassau on Island
Air, flight 613.
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Ah, gee, they went belly up.
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I know. We were hoping you could honor
our tickets.
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Well, several people from that flight
have asked us the same thing.
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And? You've been hosed.
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Look, there must be something you can
do.
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There is this little trick that only I
know.
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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Sorry, folks. Shift change. Bye.
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How'd you get another
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job so fast?
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Personality.
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Now, what are we trying to do here?
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We'd like two tickets to NASA.
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All right.
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Two tickets, round trip, $830.
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What? Island Breeze only charged $400.
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And you wonder why they went out of
business.
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Just give us the tickets.
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You got it, Mr. Sunshine.
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Yikes. Book's solid.
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Booked? Solid.
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Oh, wait.
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Good news here.
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I've got you two seats on Coral Reef
Air, flight 346 to NASA, leaving from
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D61. Well, great. Thanks. Yeah, okay.
Where's D61?
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About a mile down the concourse. Okay.
Fantastic.
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When do they leave?
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In three minutes.
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Come on.
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Instead of the record -breaking blizzard
they're predicting on a mobile call,
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Talk?
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Yeah.
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Uninterrupted. There's no one else in
the house.
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This is a nice winter on some.
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Sort of a mix between Eddie Bauer and
Elmer Fudd.
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Oh, I love that snort.
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What?
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Steve, I was hoping to see you tonight,
so I put on something extra special for
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you.
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It's a new outfit. and I really hope you
like it.
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Let me help you out of that jacket.
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I don't know if we should really, you
know, this might not be a good idea.
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I've been thinking back over all the
years we've known each other and how
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relentless you pursued me.
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Then today, all of a sudden I realized
that I'm in love with
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you.
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I've dreamed of hearing those words ever
since the first day I laid eyes on you.
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Well, you're not dreaming now.
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talking about?
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Well, I made a love potion called woo
-woo juice and spilled it on myself.
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You walked in and bam, you never stood a
chance, baby.
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Wait a minute, my devotion comes from a
potion?
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Yeah, we gotta slow down before we make
that motion.
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This is the antidote.
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faster than Milli Vanilli's career.
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See, I don't believe my feelings for you
are false.
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But you know what?
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Even if they are, I don't care.
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You don't?
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No.
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I love being in love with you.
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It didn't work.
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I still think that... You smell awful.
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I do?
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Yeah, I told you to throw that stuff
away.
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Oh, step back.
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You must have been asleep on the couch
because I just had the weirdest dream.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I dreamt that I fell in love with
you. We even shared a passionate kiss.
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Isn't that funny?
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Welcome to the islands, lovely lady.
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We got the sun, mon. We got the music,
mon. And we got the love.
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Carl. Huh?
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Have you snapped your cap?
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No, pretty lady. But it's true I crazy.
Crazy for you.
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Mrs.
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Winslow, we have been married for 25
years.
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We've had hard times.
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And we've had good times.
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But I want you to know that I wouldn't
change one minute of it.
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Would you spend the next 25 years of
your life with me, Mrs. Winslow?
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Yes, Carl.
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A hundred times.
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boarding shortly.
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That's nice.
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