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Ask 3J that the whole idea of Big
Brothers is to be friends with the
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who spend time with you. Hey, I'm down
with that.
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100%. No lie.
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Well, then can you explain why the last
four Big Brothers we assigned you quit?
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Whips.
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said you scared him half to death.
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Oh, big misunderstanding with Lenny.
See, he didn't know that in my hood,
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putting a snake down a guy's pants is a
sign of respect.
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Look, here's the bottom line, 3J.
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Your aunt begged me to give you one last
chance.
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And personally, I don't like to give up
on a kid.
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I can see that.
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will be a perfect role model an
intelligent caring enthusiastic young
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Who might you be more tall, Tenderoni?
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Excuse me.
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I think he's swinging.
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Baby, get back.
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Listen, you little slug.
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Drool over somebody your own age like
Baby Bob.
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I'm 3J's little big brother.
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We don't get to pick.
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Neither did I.
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You know, the Big Brothers program has
helped a lot of kids.
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Yeah. Maybe they can help me with my
little problem.
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What's that?
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If I ever got sticky fingers.
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Give me that! That's my watch!
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Cobb, you sure got suckered.
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Hey, look what I found.
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Oh. Give me that, you little klepto.
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Listen, people go warm to a guy who
boosts their jewelry.
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Now, come along.
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I've got tickets to the International
Bug Expo.
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You know, that young man's cute, but I'm
afraid he's trouble.
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Oh, he just wants people to think he's
tough. I bet deep down inside he's a
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kid.
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Harriet? Hmm?
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What's going on here?
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I'm scraping hand fat off of this
brawler's what's going on over here.
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No, no, I'm talking about this passbook.
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This savings account passbook.
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The savings account passbook with your
name on it, but not mine.
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Oh, well, that's nothing, Carl. It's
just a little mad money.
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Oh, you're right. That's exactly what it
is, because it's making me mad.
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Why? I just stashed away a little
something for a rainy day.
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Rainy day?
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$1 ,200?
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Not a rainy day, Harriet. That's a
typhoon.
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Okay, Carl, you busted me.
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I'm saving up to buy a Learjet so I can
run off to Rio with Antonio Banderas.
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Oh, would you feel better if I told you
what I was saving the money for? Oh, no,
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no, no, no.
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After all, I wouldn't want to pry.
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Lord knows what you got stashed away.
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A numbered Swiss bank account?
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in the Cayman Islands? Huh? Huh?
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Probably a whole other family up in
Kenosha.
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Hey, Carl. Hmm?
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Up your Kenosha.
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33 and a remainder of 4 twelfths. Or...
33 and a third.
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Can't we do something fun, Erky?
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It's Steve, and I really think we should
concentrate on our schoolwork.
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Tiger White, if it's fun that you're
looking for, we'll switch to geography.
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how to read, do you, 3J?
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What? Sure I do.
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That's my aunt. I'm out of here.
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Now wait, little guy.
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We can talk about things. No.
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I'm done talking, and I'm done studying.
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I don't need you as a big brother.
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3J?
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Hi, honey.
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Harriet.
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How was work, sweetheart?
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I'm not telling.
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It's a secret.
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Harriet, where are my favorite cookies?
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Or are you hiding them, too?
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Here we go again.
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Perhaps you have a concealed trap door
where you hide your own ding -dongs.
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I've only got one ding -dong, and I'm
looking at him.
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Very funny, Harriet.
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But, you know, I'm not going to stand
here and trade quips with you.
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Because you know my motto.
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If it doesn't move, eat it.
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2 % per annum, baby.
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Carl.
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Sit down.
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We're going to end this nonsense.
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I'm going to tell you all the little
dark secrets I've kept from you in the
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years that we've been married. Uh -huh.
I knew there was more.
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Number one.
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On our first date, My fingernails
weren't real.
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Number two, I never have and never will
enjoy our annual visit to the
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recreational vehicle show.
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And number three, sometime last November
when you got frisky and I told you I
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had a headache, I didn't have a
headache, Carl.
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You lied to me, Harriet? Yes, I did.
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Like the recreational vehicle show?
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No.
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Can't stand RVs.
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Carl,
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I'm hurt that after all these years, you
would have so little faith in me.
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Do you really think that I hid that
money from you because I had some
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motive?
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Well, that's what it looked like.
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I'm saving that money so that I could
buy you this.
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What is this?
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Well, it was supposed to be your
birthday present. But since you're so
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suspicious, open it now.
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I know, Carl.
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I bought it.
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Gotcha.
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Harriet, how do you put up with me?
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I have a secret husband who's nicer.
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Harriet, I've been acting like a
complete and total jerk.
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At least now we can capture it on tape.
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I'm sorry, Harriet.
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I love you, Mrs. Winslow.
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I love you too, Mr. Winslow.
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You could be a pirate digging for
buried...
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I'm just touching call me Steve.
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Hey, I know what we could do.
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Let's go sit in the car and pretend
we're helicopter pilots.
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Nah, how about we take the car?
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I don't take cars.
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I don't pretend.
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We can go to the park and play soccer.
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We can go to the park and bet on soccer.
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I don't bet.
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I don't play.
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Legos?
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Get a life.
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