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that ten bucks I loaned you.
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Right now.
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Ah, shoot. I left my wallet in my other
pants.
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Now, that old excuse.
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No problem, Bob.
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to get my good pair dirty.
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Duh.
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Here, Waldo. Take this $10 and buy
yourself a clue.
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Well, he just wants me to take some
special training to increase my agility
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flexibility.
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That's all. No big deal. Let's move on.
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Wait.
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What kind of training?
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Just some stuff.
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No big deal.
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Let's move on. Oh, come on, Eddie.
They're your friends. They'll
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See, Eddie's coach wants him to take
ballet lessons.
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Really, tutu.
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Dance with me at all.
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All right, knock it off.
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Look, a lot of top professional athletes
have taken ballet to improve their
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moves. You know, he's right. Peggy
Fleming.
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Mary Lee Brayton.
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Lojo. Richard Simmons.
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Listen,
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I got an idea.
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What? Well, why don't I take the class
with you? I mean, I took ballet for
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years, and I'd love to get back into it
again.
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Oh. Well, I would feel more comfortable
if you were there.
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Great.
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So you get the training you need, and
I'll get to see you in tights.
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It's skating.
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That's so sweet.
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Hey, you want some hot chocolate?
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I got a better way to warm up.
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Oh, what's that?
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Oh, Curtis.
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What's wrong?
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Well, my grandmother's coming over to
borrow my skis, and I don't want her to
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catch us kissing.
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Well, won't we hear her when she's
coming?
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Baby, once I start on your lips, I ain't
stopping. All right, the rain check?
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I'll go get that hot chocolate sign.
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I'll miss you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Who the heck are you?
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I'm Curtis Williams.
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Laura and I went ice skating.
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Oh!
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Ain't gone for instant.
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Oh, there's no hurry. I was just talking
to your grandma.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Lord, you gonna die.
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Grandma?
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Uh, Curtis, that's not my grandmother.
That's my mother.
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Oh, Lord, I'm gonna die.
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Let's go in the kitchen and get out of
this room.
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Harriet!
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Sweetheart, I can't find my lucky
toothbrush.
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It fell in the toilet.
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Guess it isn't lucky anymore.
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Just met Laura's boyfriend.
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Yeah? He thought I was her grandmother.
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Ouch.
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Carl, do I really look that old?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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No, really. Am I an old bag?
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Paper or plastic?
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Carl, I'm serious.
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Harry, don't overreact to some
thoughtless remark by some goofy kid.
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Sweetheart. When I look at you, the last
word I think about is old.
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Oh,
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what do you know?
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You're even older than me.
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makes my heart go conchy -a -cone.
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His class is giving a recital this
Saturday.
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The whole family's gonna go watch him
and Greta do a scene from Swan Lake.
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A Greta?
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He's doing the part he do with that
sleep -around suit?
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Oh, well, that just won't do.
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this between me and that northern
strumpet?
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Well, I shall carefully deploy all my
bodacious battlements and I'll flank
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bony...
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You've been shopping.
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Well, you know, Carl, I was feeling a
little daddy, so I decided to give
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a makeover.
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Nobody's going to call me Grandma now.
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No, no, no, no argument there, huh?
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So, what do you think?
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Well... Carl, I know...
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Well, Harriet, you... You look... You...
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You look, uh, you, you, that's a look,
right?
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Isn't that a look, Laura? Look at that.
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Well, just wait until you see what else
I got.
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Oh, gosh, Daddy, that's Laura. Oh, I
heard.
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Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.
Oh, don't worry, Mom, because I can't
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move.
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Laura, the next time you have a
boyfriend over, show him the family
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okay? But, Dad, what are we going to do?
Mom's dressed like Courtney Love.
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Well, she's still down in the dumps
about this. age saying so.
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Well, let's just be supportive while she
works through this.
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All right.
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But if she goes to Daytona for spring
break, I'm speaking up.
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We're late. I thought you said it
wouldn't start until 8 .30.
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Well, I'd much rather take us wrong.
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Harriet.
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Good Lord.
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What have you done to yourself?
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Because you look great.
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And now, our two newest students, Greta
McClure and Edward Winslow.
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you want, Myrtle.
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Am I to gather from the expression on
your face that you're displeased with my
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behavior?
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No, I'm not displeased. I'm furious!
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What did you do with Greta?
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Well, she accidentally got chained to
the sink.
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is my girlfriend, not you.
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And in fact, there is absolutely no way
that you and I will ever be together.
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Oh, stop saying that, Eddie. Why, over
time, love can bloom.
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interfering in your life.
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Never again will I darken your door.
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I shall... I shall return to Urkel Oaks
to live a sequestered life among the
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daffodils.
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Perhaps I'll join a nunnery or just work
for the DMV.
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No, no, no.
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We're just being honest.
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Well, if you just relax a little and
stop pushing so hard... No.
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and donate them to a shelter for Madonna
wannabes.
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Well, why the sudden change?
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Well, Carl, when we went to the recital
tonight, we got a lot of strange looks
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from people.
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And then when we were leaving, I think
two teenage girls made fun of me.
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How do you know?
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Well, a pointing and laughing kind of
tipped me off.
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boyfriend and he thought I was a
grandmother, it made me crazy.
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I guess I thought if I dressed younger,
I'd feel younger.
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Sweetheart, sit down.
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Take a look at my mama.
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She is the youngest 86 -year -old on
this earth.
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Sweetheart, age is just a state of mind.
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I realize that now.
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I'm not old unless I think I'm old.
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Well, anyway, I'm out of the MTV
generation now.
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Going back to the home shopping channel.
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Well, welcome back.
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And, honey, thank you for not saying,
Harriet, you look like a fool.
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Well, I knew you'd work this out for
yourself.
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You didn't need my input.
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I appreciate that.
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Tell you what.
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Come on upstairs. Let me thank you
properly.
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Okay, but one thing.
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What? Will you wear the wig? I like the
wig.
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