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pressure.
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Are you sure?
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Steve,
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I have had it with you.
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As of this moment, you are forbidden to
do any more scientific experiments in
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this house.
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No? Yes.
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No more inventions.
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My being a scientist is my reason for
being.
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I don't think so, Steve.
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I think that your reason for being...
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I want you to clean this mess up while I
go change my clothes.
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So do it. All it takes is five minutes
and 30 bucks.
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Oh, you nuts. My mother would freak.
She'd rant and rave and make my life a
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living nightmare.
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So? Right, I'll do it anyway.
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It's the happiest day of mine.
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Well, pal, what is all this stuff?
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Oh, just items we confiscated from
thieves, drug dealers, and smugglers.
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Well, is my stuff going to be safe in
here?
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Steve, this is a police warehouse.
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This is the safest place in Chicago.
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Well, who could that be?
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I don't know.
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Come on, the police officers.
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Is the city lowering their standards for
police
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officers?
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Good evening, guys.
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Hey, look, guys.
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Fresh meats.
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Yeah.
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Listen, this is a city -owned building.
No unauthorized personnel are allowed.
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Says who?
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Says me.
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Lieutenant Carl Winslow, Chicago Police
Department.
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Hey!
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You guys are the serpents. That's right.
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Satan serpents.
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What do you guys want here?
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Your cops have been squeezing us lately,
putting a lot of us in jail.
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So we thought we'd even the score a
little by knocking over the police
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warehouse.
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What's your name, scoundrel?
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Snap.
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Snap, huh? And who are they, Crackle and
Pop?
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All right, all right, put the club down.
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Now, look, I'm going to order you to put
your clubs and your chains on the
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floor. right now.
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Do what he says.
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You
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didn't
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mention knives.
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Didn't bring my gun.
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I don't know what to say.
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What the heck is wrong with you?
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Oh, dude, I hate you.
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Beautiful. I love it.
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Now, what you get for you?
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You like it?
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Laura, what have you done to yourself?
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Ma, I just got a nose ring. All the
girls are doing it.
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Laura, the last thing in the world you
need is another hole in your head.
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Ma, take it easy.
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How could you do this without discussing
it with me first?
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Look, Ma, why are you making such a big
deal out of this? I mean, it's...
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the pink slip this really bothers you
that much yes it does laura i
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mean it looks okay on you well that sort
of thing but
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what really disappoints me is that you
just went ahead and did it on your own
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it's not real you bought a
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fake nose ring Yeah, because I wanted to
see how nuts you'd get.
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I think I handled it pretty well.
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Okay, so I got a little crazy, but it
doesn't matter now because it was a
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alarm. Case closed.
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No, it isn't, Ma, because I want a real
one. What?
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But this time I'm asking you first.
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Laura, do you really like the way you
look with a nose ring?
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I won't say no. All right, but I'm not
saying yes either.
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I believe you are mature enough to
examine this situation thoroughly from
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angle.
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And I trust that you will then make an
intelligent
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decision as to how you are going to
treat your own body.
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I really get to decide myself.
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Yep.
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And may God help me.
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Okay, I decide.
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I'm not getting a nose ring. Thank you,
Jesus!
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Because what I really want is a navel
ring. Why would the navel ring?
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Oh, thank you, Lord. You're the best.
Nothing to worry about.
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Tom.
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What?
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I've got an idea.
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So just follow my lead, okay?
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Well, wait a minute. What are you going
to... Hey!
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What are you two jabbering about?
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Nothing. We're just telling each other
riddles.
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Well, I got a riddle for you.
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What's dead and don't move?
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Oh, what?
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You in 30 seconds.
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It's a stupid riddle.
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Say your prayers, nerd boy.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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You see that chamber over there?
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You mean that fancy port -a -potty?
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That's my transformation chamber.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you see, Mr. Snap, I'm a
scientist, and I've discovered a way to
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human chromosomes.
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You see, with that machine, you could
rob a bank one day as the Elvis Presley
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gang.
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All right, stand him up.
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Cut him loose.
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Take him over there.
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Come on, let's get going.
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Einstein elixir.
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Jack Lemmon juice.
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Bruce Juice.
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Bruce who?
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Well, who knows?
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Could be Bruce Willis.
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Could be Bruce Jenner.
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Could be Bruce Springsteen.
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All right, let's find out.
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I'd love to meet the boss.
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Hey, look, how long is this going to...
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Not while he's pouring.
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It wasn't Bruce Springsteen.
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It was Bruce Lee.
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Isn't that right, Bruce?
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That's right, Bruce.
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Me Bruce Lee? The karate guy?
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No, Sally, the cake lady.
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