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Honey, bacon, eggs, hash browns, and
homemade biscuits.
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Sweetheart, I love it.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you wreck the car again?
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Carl, there's no ulterior motive. It's
simply an I love you breakfast.
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Well, I love you too, sweetheart.
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And I'm sorry for being so suspicious.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I invited my boss to your poker game.
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I knew there were some strings attached.
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But, Carl, my boss loves to play poker.
You need another player, and I want to
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suck up.
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Harriet, I hardly know the guy.
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Carl, if I have to go back and tell my
boss that he can't play, he's going to
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very unhappy with me.
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Oh, all right, all right. He can play.
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Thank you, Carl.
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I owe you big time.
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Well, you can start by getting me
another biscuit.
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Can't. Late for work.
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where they belong?
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Oh, because Bugs and Hugs is coming to
see them.
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Bugs and Hugs?
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Oh, yeah. She's a bug collector I met
over the internet.
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Wait a minute. You insect people get
together on your computers?
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Oh, yeah.
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Why, we even have our own chat room.
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It's called The Beehive.
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I met Bugs and Hugs there. Her real name
is Agnes Pritzker.
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Agnes?
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bug chick, but I gotta go do anything
else.
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Well, don't you worry, my little dung
beetle. You're not going, you're just
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showing.
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How's her?
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You're Bugs and Hugs?
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That's right. And you must be Larva
Dude.
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Absolutely.
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I know.
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Is anything wrong?
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No. It's just that I've never seen a bug
collector with shaved legs before.
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You've never met a female bug collector?
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Shaved legs.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, your Supremus Fembiotus is
magnificent.
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Oh, thank you. I take pride in my
carrion clown beetle.
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Where did you find it?
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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And a dead fish on a riverbank right
next to a badger dropping shortly after
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brunch.
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Would you consider trading your clown
beetle for a chrysophora chrysocolla?
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You have a glorious scarab?
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We have a trade.
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Why, is the Jerusalem cricket a ground
dweller?
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Great.
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Well.
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Well.
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I guess I'd better run. I'm late for a
party.
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Well, thanks for coming by.
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Oh, my pleasure. It was nice to see the
face that goes with the screen name.
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that holds it up.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Agnes? Yes?
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Oh, I hope I'm not being too forward,
but you sure are a pretty lady.
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Why, thank you. And that wasn't forward
at all.
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No?
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And I happen to think that you...
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are a very attractive guy.
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Thank you.
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You know, it's strange. We just met, but
I feel this...
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chemistry between us.
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Me too.
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It's like an electricity.
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You know what I think?
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What?
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It's passion.
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Oh, my.
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Sometimes passion needs to be expressed.
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Your eyes.
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See, only you.
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Oh, your body.
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It's here for you.
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Your lips are aching to be kissed.
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Deep.
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Deep. I said I guess I better run. I'm
late for a party.
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It was nice to meet you, larva dude.
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Oh, it was nice meeting you too, bugs
and hugs.
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Hello.
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Where's this Niedermeyer guy?
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Oh, he'll be here any minute.
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Hey, and guys, remember, he's my wife's
boss, so be nice to him. I got him.
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You're my boss. I ain't nice to you.
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Well, that's because you don't know any
better.
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You guys bust me up.
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Couple of cookie vacuums for sure.
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Carl! Yeah?
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Nick Niedermeyer. Sorry I'm late.
Stopped off to get a pizza. Oh, great.
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Where is it?
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Ate it.
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Hey, pigeons! Nick Niedermeyer. I'll
spell it for you later when you write me
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those hefty checks.
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Choked on my chicklets.
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Nick, this is Sergeant Willie Tannen.
Hey, Willie.
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This is my neighbor, Zuhair Budo.
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Zuhair Budo?
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That's not a name, that's an eye chart.
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trying to pull my neck.
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Well, this is Charlie Sullivan, the
assistant coroner.
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Two more murders and I get my 300 dead
guy pin.
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Good luck.
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Enough chit -chat. Let's play poker.
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All right.
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Okay, fellas.
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The stakes are 50 cents, a dollar, and 5
,000 on the last card.
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What stakes?
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Come on. Let's put some serious money on
the table.
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Uh, no, this is just a friendly game.
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Your five.
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And raise your five.
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I fold.
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What is so funny?
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All I had was a ten high.
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What do you have?
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A pair of kings.
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I bluffed you, pal.
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You should have stayed in.
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Well, thanks for pointing that out.
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I may have to rename my house Chateau
Winslow.
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Because you're buying it for me.
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This game has taken a dark turn.
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So, Carl, how's the game going?
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Oh, just fine, sweetheart, just fine.
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I'm in the same game.
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He's a loud, stinky man.
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Relax, Zuhair.
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It's just like I told my wife.
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Everything is just...
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Lucky guess.
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Oh, Myra.
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I need some advice.
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Here's some. Burn the slippers.
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No. I cheated on Myra.
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You found another woman willing to touch
you?
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She's a humma -humma, whoa -mama, strip
-stretch -me -doll baby.
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And a woman like that is interested in
you because... Well, we both love
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bugs. And she came over to trade some.
And then, bam, I got hot.
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You got hot?
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Oh, my.
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I'm so ashamed of the things I did with
Agnes in my naughty, naughty mind.
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Wait a minute. Back up.
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Did you say in your mind?
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Oh, yes.
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I never actually did anything with
Agnes.
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I imagined it.
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Then you didn't cheat on Myra.
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But I did.
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I lost it in my heart.
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Steve, everyone has fantasies.
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Oh, have you ever heard fantasies about
me?
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I did.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You were waving to me.
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From the back of a moving van.
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If you
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really feel like you've done something
wrong, then I think you should tell her
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and get it off your chest.
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But I might lose her.
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That's just a chance you'll have to
take.
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That's the only way you'll be able to
live with yourself.
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You're right, Laura.
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I'm going to tell Myra.
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But if she dumps me, will you be my
sweetie?
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Well, you are really a true... Go ahead.
Think it over.
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Carl.
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Three kings.
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Good.
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But not good enough.
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A flush.
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You know, Carl, you got the wrong last
name. It shouldn't be Winslow. It should
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be Winsnever.
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Okay, guys, let's pony up for the... the
food how much is it again five bucks
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each that's not fair why not well look
at you i could live a year on just what
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you spill
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putting five bucks for the refreshments?
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Well, Nick, if you feel that's too much,
just put in whatever makes you feel
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comfortable.
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Well, how about nothing?
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That'll make me feel real comfortable.
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Oh, that's your romance, isn't it?
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Stars, the full moon.
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Well, I'm sorry, banana butt.
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But I'm preoccupied.
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I have a confession to make.
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What is it?
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I met a girl.
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No.
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Her name is Agnes.
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Agnes?
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That's a stupid name.
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I met her on my computer.
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internet tramp.
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She came over to trade bugs, but the
thing is, she was devastatingly
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What? Why, the next thing I knew, I was
picturing myself giving her a big...
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No biggie.
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Come again?
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Steven, you're a strapping young man
with raging desires, and I can't control
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your fantasies.
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But if you ever act on them, I'll nail
your ears home to Mama.
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Are we?
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After all, you're a macho piñata with
big prizes inside.
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And I'm not the only gal in line to
smack you.
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Came true.
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Came true.
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And besides,
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My job is to make sure your real life is
a whole lot hotter than your bug bimbo
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fantasy.
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into this game, and you've been acting
like a jackass.
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It's really okay. No, it's not okay,
Carl.
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I kept quiet last week, and I haven't
said anything tonight.
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This poker game is important to you, and
I messed it up by inviting this
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windbag.
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Do I have to remind you who you're
talking to?
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I wasn't being transferred.
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Transferred?
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They're moving me to the automotive
department.
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So you can't fire me?
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That's right.
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Ah, so you have no authority over my
wife whatsoever.
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None.
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Honey, I think Nick needs a napkin.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I do believe that you're right.
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There we go.
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Watch that there. Ah, there you go.
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Look at it.
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It's like playing with man.
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