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Oh, chick magnet.
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All right, you neighbor, come in, come
in.
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Well, how you been?
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Great, great, great.
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And you? Jim Dandy. Oh.
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You don't remember me at all, do you?
Oh, not a clue.
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I'm Larry Johnson.
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Pastor Fuller asked you and Harriet to
counsel me and my fiancée about the
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pitfalls of marriage. Oh, right, right.
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Hey, we gave you some pretty good
advice.
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Marilyn getting along.
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We're divorced.
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Catch it.
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Just kidding.
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Actually, me and the little wifey are
simpatico -habitating beautifully.
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Great. Well, have a seat.
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So,
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what can I do for you? Well, Mr.
Winslow, if I may call you that, my
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birthday is tomorrow, and, well, I
bought her something kind of special.
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Oh, how thoughtful.
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I'm a thoughtful guy.
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The problem is, you can't hide it in the
house because the little wifey's a
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snoopster. So I was hoping I could
entrust it to you for safekeeping.
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Oh, why me?
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Well, you're a member of our church, a
respected leader of our community, and
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you've shot people.
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So how about it? It'll just be for one
day, huh?
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Well, no problem, Larry, if I may call
you that.
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Hey, you got the gun.
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ganglia form the insect brain.
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A nerve ring connects the ganglia with
more
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ganglia from which the ventral nerve
cord stems.
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Gang.
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Don't you ever knock?
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I live here.
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your children and have all my best body
parts drop four inches?
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There should be no secrets between us.
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Four inches?
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Fill it, Sparky.
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Well, this morning, I accidentally saw
one in the book.
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I saw her in the... in the... raw.
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What did you feel?
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Nothing. I never touched her.
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I meant emotionally.
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I was mortified. I was humiliated.
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So you were embarrassed for Laura. For
the both of us.
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This is for you, sweetheart.
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What could this be?
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Harry, this is the watch we saw at the
mall last week. I know. I went back and
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got it. Oh, sweetheart, I love it. This
is beautiful.
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Oh, hey, it's got an alarm and a
stopwatch.
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And a calendar, too. I set it for today,
the anniversary of our first date.
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That's right.
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Oh,
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what do we have here?
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What? My present. Oh, no, no, no.
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Sweetheart.
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I hear Julie.
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He's calling my name. No, Harriet.
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No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No,
no, no.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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No, no,
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no.
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It's not yours.
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Hey, Mr. Winston. Hey, Larry. Thanks for
coming right over.
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What's up, guy? When you called, Marilyn
and I were in the middle of a rousing
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game of Pictionary.
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I was trying to draw an ottoman. It was
really... Right. Listen, why don't you
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have a seat?
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Look. Oh, can I get you anything? A
soda, chips, a lobster?
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No, thanks.
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Okay. Let me tell you why I asked you to
come over, now, neighbor old pal of
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mine.
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You see, when you left Marilyn's present
with me this afternoon, a
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funny thing happened.
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What?
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Well, you see, today happens to be the
anniversary of my first date with
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Harriet.
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But when she saw your gift, get this.
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She thought it was for her.
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That's hilarious.
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You killed me. It must have been really
awkward when you had to tell her that
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she was rude.
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Let's hear it, Einstein.
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Well, I figure I'll just go and buy the
identical bracelet, and then you can
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give that one to Marilyn.
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Huh?
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Oh, keen.
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I'll just get some pertinent info. All
right.
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Okay,
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it was Zagner's Jewelers on Argyle
Street, and it was $3 ,800.
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Sure, Carl. I love her.
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Well, I love my wife, too, but 3 ,800
bucks?
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What are you, rich?
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Oh, heck no.
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But my dad is. You ever hear of mobile
oil?
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Your father owns mobile oil?
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No, but he sure sued him.
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of Breastie?
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and stomachs.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing.
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Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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What happened?
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You see each other naked or something?
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So what you saw turns gray.
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Bruno's right.
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We have to deal with this.
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You're right.
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Well, how do we start?
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Well, we could try looking at each other
without turning beet red.
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I feel better already.
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Oh, me too.
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Oh, Ma, I just hope you know that what
happened was purely an accident.
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Oh, Steve, of course.
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Otherwise, I'd have to kill you.
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Why, never in my wildest fantasies have
I ever envisioned you in the altogether.
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Of course there was that one hot summer
night.
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I was tossing and turning in bed, and I
pictured you in slacks and a blue
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blazer.
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Fortunately, mine are nothing like
yours, but we all have them.
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Well, I don't know if I can sleep
tonight.
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I'm afraid I might see again what I
shouldn't have seen but did.
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Well, Steve, we can't go back in time
and change what happened.
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True. Well, at least not until the
government gives me some plutonium.
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Right.
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Anyway...
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I appreciate the fact that when you saw
me, you looked away.
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Almost immediately.
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And you didn't go blab about it to a
bunch of guys.
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Oh, of course not.
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Why, I have profound respect for you.
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And I appreciate the fact that when you
saw me, you didn't point and laugh.
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Believe me, Steve, there was nothing to
laugh about.
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I better rehearse this.
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Harriet, I am very sorry, but the
bracelet does not belong to you. It
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someone else.
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Who?
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Harriet, sweetheart.
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What are you still doing up?
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Carl, if this isn't my bracelet, then
whose is it?
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Marilyn Johnson's. What?
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presents for Marilyn Johnson.
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I'm not her husband, Larry Johnson.
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He gave it to me to hold for him until
tomorrow when he's going to give it to
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her for her birthday.
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I'm sorry, sweetheart. I would have told
you sooner, but when I saw how happy
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you were when you saw it, well, I just
couldn't.
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I see.
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You got the box?
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Well, that's not important.
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Honey, I know how disappointed you are.
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Carl, I'm not disappointed about the
bracelet.
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Well, I am.
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But what really disappoints me is that
you forgot our anniversary again.
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Oh, no, no, I didn't.
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It's just that the... Well, the present
I got you is not nearly as expensive as
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that bracelet.
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What'd you get me?
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Happy 25th anniversary of our first
date, Mrs. Winslow.
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Oh, Carl.
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This is from our first date. The photo
booth at the carnival. Yep.
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You know, I remember this.
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By the time we got to the top of the
Ferris wheel, I knew I was with the man
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was going to marry.
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And you know what?
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We've been going around ever since.
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Right. Good day.
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Victory.
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