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Yeah.
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seconds to kill.
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Got some more barbells in the garage you
can have.
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on the newspaper page and love and
tradition of the grand design some
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it's even harder to find well then there
must be some magic clue inside
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these gentle walls cause all I see is a
towel of
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Fletcher, and I don't believe it. Of all
the nerves.
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Oh, now just calm down, pudding.
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Well, what's the matter, Mother Winslow?
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A bunch of politicians are cutting the
budget for the Senior Citizen Center.
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Yep, those scoundrels are trying to
shave off $8 ,000.
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There must be something we can do.
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I could throw in that $20 I was going to
borrow from Dad.
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chocolate chip cookie.
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Laura, we're trying to help people, not
kill them.
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Parathon. Here's our fee.
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Oh, thanks, guys. The Senior Citizen
Center can really use this money.
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I hope I'm not talking out of turn, but
if there's any money left over, I think
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it should go to the old people.
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It will.
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So?
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So who are you going to the dance with?
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You know, I've been so busy, I haven't
had a chance to ask anybody.
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Hey, hold your chicken. I know who you
could go with.
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You could go with my cousin Bob.
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Bob? Yeah, short for Baba Laba Ding
Dong.
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What does he like, Waldo?
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Well, he likes dogs, soda pop, and
curling up with a good book in front of
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microwave.
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Waldo, I don't like blind dates. That's
how I met Steve Urkel.
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Well, it's not really a blind date. All
you have to do is dance with him.
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All right, then I'll go.
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Good. I'll give my cousin Baba Laba Ding
Dong a ring -a -ding -ding.
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And if he's not home, I'll leave a
message with his mom. Ba -ba -ba -ba -ba
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-ring.
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My toes don't.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey. Hey, Mr. Winslow. I heard Steve
gave you a whooping arm wrestling.
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No, he didn't. I won.
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Yeah, but it took you a minute. With
Steve Urkel, that's the same as being
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whooped.
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Can you believe that?
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I beat Steve.
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Yeah, but it did take you a while.
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I'll bet you have. Why, thank you.
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Stevie picked it out. He says we're
going to win.
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Well, Steve is wrong.
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Harry and I are going to win.
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Oh, you must be kidding.
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You barely beat me in arm wrestling. Oh,
but I'll wipe the floor up with you
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dancing.
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Oh, come now, will you?
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Endurance. One of us has a one in front
of his age.
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The other has a four.
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Hey, Waldo, the dance is almost about to
start. Are you sure your cousin Bob is
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coming? Yep.
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There he is now.
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Your cousin is gorgeous.
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No, that's not him.
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Him. That's my cousin Bob.
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Waldo's told me all about you.
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Well, Waldo's told me almost everything
about you.
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Hey, can I get you something from the
snack table before we start?
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Sure, I'm kind of thirsty.
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Waldo, why didn't you tell me your
cousin Bob was a little person?
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Yeah, why didn't you say so?
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He already knows.
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No, why didn't you tell me?
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Dad. it make a difference what am i
gonna do you're just gonna dance with me
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know i'm nervous i'm afraid i'll say
something about his height just relax
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you'll be fine hey i got your nice piece
good evening everybody
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and thanks for coming out and supporting
our cause all right now everybody let's
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go over the rules
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We have a special treat for you.
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So let's give it up for that hot new
group.
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All for one.
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She's got the potion in the motion to
cure my ill. She's got
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ill. Yo, Jimmy, man. Who's that girl I
saw you with the other day?
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Oh, man, that's the cutie I met from
around the way, G. But yo, check this
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A small little rump steak, a chicken
really steak and baked.
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She's got gills.
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And a sliding working booty left and
right. She's
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got gills.
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Because she can work.
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To cure my ill, she got ill.
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Well, I said ill.
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Girl has got it going on. She got ill.
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She works that booty all night long.
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She got ill. She hit me with the...
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graduation? Well, it's always been my
dream to go to Harvard and become a
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midget.
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Oh, Bob.
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I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I can't
tell you how sorry I am.
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Look, Laura, I'm sorry you're not
comfortable with my height, but I am.
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Not that I'm uncomfortable.
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I'm just a little nervous and edgy and
uptight.
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It's all right. You don't run into to
little people that often. I mean, if I
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into a guy half my size, I'd probably
put my foot in my mouth, too.
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Hello, boss.
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You could have made me feel really bad,
but you didn't.
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You're a really nice guy.
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Stevie? Are you okay?
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No, it's nothing.
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I just have the blister the size of
Montana.
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Well, then we ought to go home.
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I'll bathe your feet in warm, sudsy
water.
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Not as long as he's still on the dance
floor.
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Harry, look at Steve Mippet.
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I got him on the ropes now.
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I'm adapting with the dip now. Come on.
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Are you okay? No.
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I pulled my back out.
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Let me help you.
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You okay, big guy?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm fine. Fine, fine.
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You're in pain.
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We gotta quit.
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No. Not while he's still on the dance
floor.
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We ain't give up. Throw in the blanket.
Admit defeat.
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Yes. Cool.
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Paul. Huh?
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Why don't we call it quits?
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We've been dancing for over 11 hours.
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What? And let that little cheese eater
win?
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Cheese eater?
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I ain't watch what I say, donut dude.
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Listen, I've got a solution.
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Why don't we just call it a day? Oh,
great idea. Then we'd all... be a
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Ties up a wince.
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Yeah, forget it.
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Carl, I didn't think it was possible.
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But the older you get, the more childish
you get.
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What's your point?
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You two are the only ones left.
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And you don't have any partners.
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It's over.
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We're going to hop on the Harley.
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I guess I got a little crazed.
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I'm sorry, too.
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I guess I did kind of egg you on.
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No, that's no excuse, Steve.
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Steve?
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Steve,
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is this the... Well, it's just hard to
accept that you of all people almost
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me.
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Someday you probably will.
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You know, it takes a big man to say
that.
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I guess that's why you're the big guy.
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