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This place is wonderful.
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I'm going to have fun, Harriet.
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I'm going to have fun.
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Thank you for coming to Amateur
Inventor's Concert Final.
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I blew a bigulating rebobulator.
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It might have gotten damaged in the
shipping.
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Very well.
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We will postpone our decision for three
days.
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Hey, Waldo, how much further to Orlando?
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I don't know.
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We're coming up on a little town called
Kenyatta.
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That's not Kenyatta.
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That's Canada.
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Yes, man, you've been driving the wrong
way for the past four hours.
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I was, uh... You were the son.
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The rain and the wind that flowers my
soul.
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I love you more than life itself.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes,
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I will.
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Something's wrong with Steven.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. A loving tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see.
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It's a tower of dreams. Real love
bursting out of every scene.
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I say goodbye.
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It's the bigger love of the band.
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at the mustard now, does it, buddy boy?
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Well, how come he's not in his room?
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You don't know?
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What kind of Mickey Mouse place are you
people running, huh?
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No, this is not a cray call.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Mommy, I'm not happy.
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I called Stephen and he wasn't in his
hotel room.
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I'm going to Orlando immediately.
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So, how you doing?
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Great. The smile on my face never lies.
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How about you?
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Hey, you're you. There is no thief.
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Life is good.
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It's good to see you're in a good mood.
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Because I have something very important
to discuss with you. Oh, well, lay it on
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me.
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Oh, Carl, last night I proposed to
Lauren.
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What? And she accepted.
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What?
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Carl, will you make me the happiest man
in the world and the happiest place on
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earth and give me your daughter's hand
in marriage?
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Laura, my baby girl, get married?
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I promise, Carl. I'll love your daughter
forever.
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And she'll never want for anything.
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Geez, Stephon, I still don't know.
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I'm going to need some time to think
about this. And I'm also going to have
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discuss this with Harriet.
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Hey, I understand.
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You're an old -fashioned, yet 90s kind
of guy.
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Thanks for giving me a ride. I really
appreciate it.
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Hey, if I can make your stay on Earth
happier, I've done my job.
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Eddie, where is your baby?
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Hi, Eddie. I'm India.
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India. Such a lovely name for a lovely
lady.
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Thank you. My real name is Becky, but I
went to India and loved it so much, I
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just changed my name.
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You're lucky you didn't go to Turkey.
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And what's your name?
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Waldo.
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Want some summer sausage?
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I don't eat meat.
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Why not?
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I have nothing to do with the slaughter
of God's creatures.
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Right. And I suppose that vest is fake
cap.
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India, where you headed?
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I don't really know.
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I just followed the wind.
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If we're going to follow the wind, we
should be going backwards.
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Carl, I can't believe my little girl
wants to get married.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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When we got married, you were just a
year older than Laura.
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Yeah, but you had a good apartment, and
I was tired of taking the bus.
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Welcome to the Tower of Terror.
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This is the tenth time I've been on this
today.
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That's a record, huh?
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No. The record is 15.
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Who did that?
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The person sitting next to you.
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Goodbye.
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It's been nice knowing you.
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Hold my hand, Tom.
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Don't worry, sweetheart. I got you. Ooh,
I love Disney World.
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I feel like we could stay long.
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Hey, you know what's real interesting?
You should say that, Rachel.
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Because this place is weaving its magic
spell on me.
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I'm a new man.
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For the first time in years, I am
completely happy and relaxed.
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Let's break up.
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Yes. You haven't yelled at anyone since
we got here.
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Guys, as head of this family, I have
come to a decision.
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What's that?
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I'm quitting the fort.
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What? I am selling the house.
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Look at that incredible lake.
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Yeah.
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Looks inviting, huh?
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Every time I see a lake, I just have to
go skinny dipping.
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What
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happened?
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What happened?
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We're going swimming.
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Cool, I'll unpack my trucks.
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No, no, no, you don't need this.
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We're going skinny, dude.
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You want me to get naked in front of a
vegetarian?
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Wonderful. You're very gifted, Vincenzo.
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But I'm afraid not even you can capture
the fullness of her beauty.
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Oh, Stefan.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Stefan.
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This has been a perfect day.
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Not yet.
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It's a perfect day.
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It's a perfect day.
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Myra!
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Hi, Laura.
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Where's Steven?
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How come you're not Steven?
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I can explain, Myra.
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Come on.
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Myra, Laura and I are engaged to be
married.
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I'm sorry. I thought you said you and
Laura were engaged.
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I did.
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Myra, I'm sorry, but I'm never going to
turn into Steve Urkel again.
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Never?
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You mean...
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I'm afraid not.
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This is the
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saddest day of my entire life.
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Myra, I'm so sorry.
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Glad you feel that way, sweetheart.
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What made you change your mind?
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Oh, that call from Captain Savage.
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Oh.
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What call?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That was your old life. You're not
interested in police work anymore.
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Well, what did he say?
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Let's see.
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It was something about that guy you
busted.
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The head of the car theft ring.
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Ricky Turner?
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Yes, that's it.
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They're letting him out of jail.
Something about technicality.
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What?
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What?
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How come?
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Well, Captain Savage said I had to do
something with a missing court order for
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wiretap.
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But I got the wiretap from Judge Fowler.
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Man, you go away from the department for
a few days and everything just falls
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apart. Well, why are you so upset?
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You quit. You don't have to worry about
that stuff anymore.
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We're moving to the most magical place
on Earth. Right, Carl?
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Yeah, right.
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me in Chicago.
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You just don't walk away from something
that you put your whole life into.
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You should know that. But you said that
we were all... Harriet, I am a man of
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action. And as much as I love it here,
I've got to get back home.
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But, Carl, we all... Don't argue with
me, Harriet. I have made my decision,
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that is it.
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Okay.
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If that's what you want. You bet that's
what I want.
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Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to
go call Captain Savage and straighten
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this whole thing out.
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You don't need to do that.
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Why not?
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Because I made the whole thing up.
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Harry, it's all right.
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Laura, what's wrong?
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I feel bad about Myra.
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You have a good heart, my lady love.
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And I feel bad for her, too.
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But we deserve our happiness.
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Whatever our happiness was, it's honest.
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Well, what are you talking about?
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Well... It wasn't an accident that
something went wrong with the
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chamber.
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I sabotaged it.
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You did what?
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Well, I didn't plan it. It's just that
when I saw you coming out of that
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looking all fine and feeling all good
and stuff,
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I just couldn't bear the thought of
losing you again.
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Yeah, but, Laura, what you did was
wrong. I know.
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Please don't hate me.
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I don't hate you.
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I love you.
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Look, maybe it's not important how we
got together.
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Maybe the only important thing is that
we are together.
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But... Our life together won't be happy
if it's based on a lie.
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You gotta fix the chamber and turn back
into thieves.
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Wait, what are you saying? I mean...
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In just a few moments, Mr.
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Urquell will attempt to complete his
transformation experiment.
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I'm stoked.
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Well, listen, Laura.
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I just want you to know I will always
love you.
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And even though I might be gone, you
will always have my heart.
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Come on, what is this? The young and the
restless? Get on with it. This man is
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stoked.
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Mr. Urkel, all we need is a lock of your
hair to prove that you and Stéphane
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Urquel are indeed two different people.
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No, that won't be necessary. I'm
withdrawing from the contest.
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This is an outrage!
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You are an embarrassment to science,
technology, and pants.
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You're a fraud!
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I am no fraud.
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My information chamber works.
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I'm withdrawing from this contest
because mankind isn't ready for it. The
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to change human genetic structure is too
easily abused.
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If one of the most wonderful people in
the world had been tempted to misuse my
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chamber, I'd just imagine what ordinary
mortals might be.
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Wow.
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A man of morals.
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Wonderful.
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Well, in that case, ladies and
gentlemen, the winner of
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this year's National Amateur Inventors
Contest Finals is... Zorli
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Rasmussen.
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I don't believe this. I really don't
believe this. We wait three days for
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this nasally nerd to fix his cockamamie.
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phone booth, and then you give the first
prize to that babbling bimbo?
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Babbling? What?
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Well,
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until next year,
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so long, everybody. And remember,
science is our buddy.
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you loved so fine.
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And you made a tremendous sacrifice in
giving him up.
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Thanks, Steve.
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You know, I have a confession to make.
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How is that?
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Well, I kind of like having you back.
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I actually sort of kind of missed you.
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