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I bid two diamonds.

Two? Don't try.

What is it, Steve?

I'm going to Disney World!

I'm so proud of my Stevie. Tell him the good news, honeybunch.

I'll push her.

It's just a... Amateur Inventors Weekly is sponsoring a national inventors

contest. And my transformation chamber made the final.

Is that mean you're going to turn into Stephon or Kale?

But just for a minute, then he's turning back into Stevie.

Oh, I wish I could go dimple knees.

Oh, I wish you could go too, beetle butt.

Tell him the rest of the good news.

And finally, I get to take whoever I want.

And since my parents refuse to travel with me, I want to take each and every

of you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, wait a

minute, wait a minute.

Guys, I am way too busy at work.

We can't go.

Oh, Carl.

Brothers. Look, Harriet, I know it'll be a lot of fun, but I'm afraid it's out

of the question.

Carl, I never told you this, but when your father was on his deathbed, he said

to me, I have only one regret.

What was that?

He said, I never got to take little Carl to Disney World.

Really? Then he died.

Well, okay, we can go.

Wait a minute.

Carla's father died before that place was even built.

You want to go there, don't you?

It's so rare.

To read any good news on the newspaper page And love and tradition of the grand

design Some people say it's even harder to find Well, then there must

be some magic clue Inside these gentle walls Cause all I

see is a tower of dreams

I'm worried about Eddie and Waldo.

Oh, relax, Harriet.

They'll be fine.

Besides, driving to Orlando will save them money, and they'll have a great

So, Waldo, do you have our Rudolph planned out?

Nah, I figured I'd drive it by here. If we get lost, there's a gas station in

Chicago that I always get directions from.

I know, it's me though. Can't find my life to show you.

Beautiful hotel.

I hope it has a swimming pool.

I hope it has boys.

I hope it has a bathroom.

Mr. Urkel.

You call me mister.

I like how you don't know me.

I'm Martin Fisher, publisher of Amateur Inventors Weekly.

Welcome.

There you go.

Welcome.

Yeah. You know, no one's ever welcomed me before either.

Your transformation chamber arrived today, and we're eager to see it in

I'm just kind of loving it. It's a doozy. Well, can you really change

into another person?

It's too lonely.

Will it work on my mother -in -law?

Big guy, big guy.

That's right. You want to be easy with that.

Easy, easy, easy, big guy. Easy, easy, easy.

That suitcase is packed with the contents of four large trucks under 25

pounds of pressure.

Sure.

You look like you're a million miles away.

No, it's just that I remembered some info about that car theft ring I need to

tell Captain Savage about.

Well, don't worry, Carl. We'll take you to a pay phone as soon as we get inside.

Thanks, Mama.

And we're leaving you there. You're bumming us out.

Every day the sun will shine Take me to a lovely place in my life

Where every bird

How many miles are we going?

About 250.

We're coming up on a little town called Kingata.

Waldo, that's not Kingata!

coming to Amateur Inventors Weekly's annual National Amateur Inventors

finals.

And what happens?

Your car breaks down.

Thanks a lot, you worthless piece of junk!

Not to worry.

Why? Because in your trunk, you have car in a case.

You know,

after you turn and step on, can you stay around for a little while?

No, we've been down this road before.

We have left bears for a big fruit.

You can start it up, fellas. Watch this.

Rasmussen with her invention, the Quickie Chef.

Tired after a long day?

Don't feel like cooking? Who does?

Well, all you need to do is put all the ingredients of a nutritious, yummy

dinner into your Quickie Chef.

And lastly, we have Steve Urkel.

What does your invention do, Steve?

It alters my DNA code on the genetic level, changing me into a completely

different person.

Ooh, DNA cutting edge.

First, I fill the chamber with a gene -altering elixir I like to call a boss

-off. I hope that's not a toxic substance, Steve.

You see, folks?

Oh, this man is fine.

I must be in a fairy tale because I'm looking at a princess.

According to our judges, Steve Urkel. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

What's wrong with you people? Can't you see what he did? He just stepped into a

portal.

I don't know. I can prove my chamber really worked.

Take a hair sample from me now and take another one I change back.

You'll see that my DNA code is completely different.

I suppose that's the only fair thing to do.

Hold this.

It seems like we're always saying goodbye, my sweet.

What's the matter, kid? You lose your suspenders and your white socks?

The kids are fraud.

Give me the money. I know how to handle it. Wait, wait, wait.

Look, I know what went wrong.

I blew a bigulating rebobulator.

It might have gotten damaged in the shipping.

Yeah, they just throw that stuff around.

I can get another one in a few days.

Very well.

We will postpone our decision for three days if you can have your chamber fixed

by then.

Oh, it shall be done, my friend.

Well, then, we'll meet back here on Saturday.

Thank you, folks.

Well, Laura, it looks like I have a large denomination of time on my hands.

Would you care to spend it with me?

Okay.

Thanks, Stefan.

My pleasure.

Now you have two things on the string.

This balloon.

in my heart.

Did you see all that futuristic techno stuff back there?

Yeah.

Wait, Laura.

What's the matter?

Nothing. I was just thinking how much fever I would love to be in.

I will be.

Listen, Cinderella, what's going on? I mean, why did you bring me here?

I just want you to sit here.

But, Cinderella, this is your throne.

Tonight, your prince will come.

Oh, princess, my princess, could this be yours?

Perfect fit.

You are the sun, the rain, and the wind that flowers my soul.

I love you more than life itself.

Will you marry me?

Yes,

I will.

Something's wrong with Steven.