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I bid two diamonds.
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Two? Don't try.
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What is it, Steve?
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I'm going to Disney World!
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I'm so proud of my Stevie. Tell him the
good news, honeybunch.
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I'll push her.
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It's just a... Amateur Inventors Weekly
is sponsoring a national inventors
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contest. And my transformation chamber
made the final.
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Is that mean you're going to turn into
Stephon or Kale?
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But just for a minute, then he's turning
back into Stevie.
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Oh, I wish I could go dimple knees.
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Oh, I wish you could go too, beetle
butt.
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Tell him the rest of the good news.
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And finally, I get to take whoever I
want.
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And since my parents refuse to travel
with me, I want to take each and every
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of you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute,
wait a
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minute, wait a minute.
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Guys, I am way too busy at work.
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We can't go.
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Oh, Carl.
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Brothers. Look, Harriet, I know it'll be
a lot of fun, but I'm afraid it's out
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of the question.
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Carl, I never told you this, but when
your father was on his deathbed, he said
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to me, I have only one regret.
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What was that?
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He said, I never got to take little Carl
to Disney World.
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Really? Then he died.
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Well, okay, we can go.
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Wait a minute.
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Carla's father died before that place
was even built.
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You want to go there, don't you?
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It's so rare.
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To read any good news on the newspaper
page And love and tradition of the grand
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design Some people say it's even harder
to find Well, then there must
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be some magic clue Inside these gentle
walls Cause all I
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see is a tower of dreams
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I'm worried about Eddie and Waldo.
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Oh, relax, Harriet.
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They'll be fine.
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Besides, driving to Orlando will save
them money, and they'll have a great
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So, Waldo, do you have our Rudolph
planned out?
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Nah, I figured I'd drive it by here. If
we get lost, there's a gas station in
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Chicago that I always get directions
from.
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I know, it's me though. Can't find my
life to show you.
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Beautiful hotel.
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I hope it has a swimming pool.
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I hope it has boys.
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I hope it has a bathroom.
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Mr. Urkel.
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You call me mister.
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I like how you don't know me.
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I'm Martin Fisher, publisher of Amateur
Inventors Weekly.
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Welcome.
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There you go.
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Welcome.
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Yeah. You know, no one's ever welcomed
me before either.
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Your transformation chamber arrived
today, and we're eager to see it in
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I'm just kind of loving it. It's a
doozy. Well, can you really change
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into another person?
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It's too lonely.
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Will it work on my mother -in -law?
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Big guy, big guy.
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That's right. You want to be easy with
that.
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Easy, easy, easy, big guy. Easy, easy,
easy.
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That suitcase is packed with the
contents of four large trucks under 25
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pounds of pressure.
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Sure.
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You look like you're a million miles
away.
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No, it's just that I remembered some
info about that car theft ring I need to
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tell Captain Savage about.
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Well, don't worry, Carl. We'll take you
to a pay phone as soon as we get inside.
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Thanks, Mama.
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And we're leaving you there. You're
bumming us out.
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Every day the sun will shine Take me to
a lovely place in my life
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Where every bird
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How many miles are we going?
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About 250.
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We're coming up on a little town called
Kingata.
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Waldo, that's not Kingata!
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coming to Amateur Inventors Weekly's
annual National Amateur Inventors
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finals.
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And what happens?
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Your car breaks down.
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Thanks a lot, you worthless piece of
junk!
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Not to worry.
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Why? Because in your trunk, you have car
in a case.
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You know,
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after you turn and step on, can you stay
around for a little while?
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No, we've been down this road before.
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We have left bears for a big fruit.
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You can start it up, fellas. Watch this.
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Rasmussen with her invention, the
Quickie Chef.
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Tired after a long day?
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Don't feel like cooking? Who does?
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Well, all you need to do is put all the
ingredients of a nutritious, yummy
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dinner into your Quickie Chef.
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And lastly, we have Steve Urkel.
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What does your invention do, Steve?
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It alters my DNA code on the genetic
level, changing me into a completely
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different person.
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Ooh, DNA cutting edge.
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First, I fill the chamber with a gene
-altering elixir I like to call a boss
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-off. I hope that's not a toxic
substance, Steve.
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You see, folks?
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Oh, this man is fine.
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I must be in a fairy tale because I'm
looking at a princess.
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According to our judges, Steve Urkel.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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What's wrong with you people? Can't you
see what he did? He just stepped into a
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portal.
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I don't know. I can prove my chamber
really worked.
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Take a hair sample from me now and take
another one I change back.
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You'll see that my DNA code is
completely different.
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I suppose that's the only fair thing to
do.
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Hold this.
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It seems like we're always saying
goodbye, my sweet.
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What's the matter, kid? You lose your
suspenders and your white socks?
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The kids are fraud.
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Give me the money. I know how to handle
it. Wait, wait, wait.
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Look, I know what went wrong.
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I blew a bigulating rebobulator.
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It might have gotten damaged in the
shipping.
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Yeah, they just throw that stuff around.
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I can get another one in a few days.
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Very well.
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We will postpone our decision for three
days if you can have your chamber fixed
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by then.
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Oh, it shall be done, my friend.
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Well, then, we'll meet back here on
Saturday.
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Thank you, folks.
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Well, Laura, it looks like I have a
large denomination of time on my hands.
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Would you care to spend it with me?
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Okay.
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Thanks, Stefan.
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My pleasure.
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Now you have two things on the string.
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This balloon.
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in my heart.
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Did you see all that futuristic techno
stuff back there?
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Yeah.
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Wait, Laura.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing. I was just thinking how much
fever I would love to be in.
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I will be.
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Listen, Cinderella, what's going on? I
mean, why did you bring me here?
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I just want you to sit here.
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But, Cinderella, this is your throne.
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Tonight, your prince will come.
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Oh, princess, my princess, could this be
yours?
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Perfect fit.
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You are the sun, the rain, and the wind
that flowers my soul.
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I love you more than life itself.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes,
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I will.
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Something's wrong with Steven.
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