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No, honey, we were just reading.
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Lip reading.
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What's up?
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You probably don't remember, but I told
you about the Midwest Cheerleading
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Championships in Omaha.
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And it's coming up this weekend, so can
I go?
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You can go. Oh, Dad, come on, man. I'm
not a baby anymore. What did you say?
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You can go.
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I can go?
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As in, I can go.
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Sweetheart. Your mom and I talked about
this, and we decided that you were old
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enough and mature enough to be trusted.
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Thanks, you guys. You guys are the best.
I love you.
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I love you. I love you.
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And I thought she'd be happy.
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You know, Carl, I was just thinking.
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This weekend, Laura's going to be in
Omaha.
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Richie's sleeping over at Lil' G's.
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Eddie's got his own apartment now.
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Yeah, you're right. We're going to be
all alone.
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Yeah?
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Know what that means?
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Mm -hmm. We can go bowling.
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I'm just kidding, sweetheart.
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It's going to be one of those romantic
nights like we had before the kids were
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born.
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pizza with the sardines.
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And look, they're so fresh, they're
still moving.
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It's so
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rare
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conditions this day and age.
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To read any good news on the newspaper
page.
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And love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of every scene.
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Huh?
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There she is.
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My cheerleading, hotel staying, plane
taking, sightseeing in the bright lights
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of Omaha, baby.
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Come to say goodbye.
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Yeah, just say I didn't go.
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I'd like to present you with my lucky
birth bag.
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I used it 20 times and it just keeps
bouncing back from over.
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Thanks, that's so thoughtful.
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You know what?
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It's not just you that's going to Omaha.
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Why, you're taking the heart and soul
and hopes and dreams of every month
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the past and present.
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Well, I'll do my best.
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Uh -uh.
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Allow me to be your one -stop bellhop.
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This is gonna be a great weekend. Got
your
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pom -poms? Packed and ready to go.
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Hey, Laura.
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Gary?
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And here. What are you doing here? I
thought I'd help Laura with her luggage.
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Oh. luggage, eh?
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Well, what if your girlfriend,
Heather... I know you were helping Ma
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luggage. Heather and I broke up.
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What? You what?
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We broke up. We broke up.
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Well, uh, let's, uh, parallel, mano a
mano. You girls just a dish.
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Listen, why in heaven's gate would y
'all break up with Heather, man? Like,
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she's a real looker, and I'm sure her
teeth will straighten out eventually.
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Yeah.
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What do you care, Steve? You're going
steady with Myra.
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Thanks for sharing, Steve. See ya.
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You got everything?
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You wear makeup, Laura?
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Sometimes. You don't need to.
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Gary's looking good, girl. Yes, and I
think he's interested in you.
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Really?
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Yes, he asked us a million questions
about you in the car.
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He wants to sit next to you on the
plane.
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not budging.
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Steve, will you stop gasping? You're
sucking up all oxygen.
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Mama, maybe you want to reconsider this
journey. And you know, Oma is prone to
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attacks by plagues of vicious locusts.
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Sweetheart, you all set to go? Yeah.
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We'll miss you. And now you won't. She's
decided not to go.
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Sweetheart, call us when you get to
Omaha.
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Okay. I'll take you here.
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Omaha's closed for the weekend.
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to the cheerleading championship in
Omaha, and I'm going to be there,
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But mailing yourself?
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How else am I supposed to get there,
smarty pants?
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Well, I know this might sound a little
silly, but why not take an airplane?
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Too expensive.
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How much is the shipping company
charging you for this anyway?
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50 bucks.
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I dropped a few pounds.
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Waldo, what about your biological needs?
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Hey, leave my sex life out of this.
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Okay, then.
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Sell me, deal me, and will me.
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Get ready for Gary.
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Ouch.
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Hey,
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can I pop on your bed till the runway
gets here? Plop your heart out.
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Hey, so what's up with you and Gary?
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Nothing.
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We had a long talk on the plane, and it
looks like we got a line coming.
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Well, don't commit too soon. This place
is jammed with good -looking guys.
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Well, I can't imagine finding a more
perfect guy than Gary.
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Ooh, maybe that's Mr. Perfect.
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You mean Gary? No, I mean Richard
Simmons. Of course I mean Gary.
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Steve, I'm just here for cheerleading.
This has nothing to do with romance.
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Flowers for Laura Winslow.
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Yeah, I see you when I think about it.
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What's going on in here?
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What are you doing here? This is the
women's floor, and you're a man.
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Kind of.
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Actually, I was helping the little
lances fine -tune their routine.
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game. You're a professional.
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Come on, you.
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Here's a good one.
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Drifting on a memory.
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Ain't no place I'd rather be than with
you.
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Loving you.
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Sing it, handsome.
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Oh, stop that.
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I was good, huh?
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You're not just good.
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You're great.
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May I have this, Dad?
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Well, seeing as how you're the only sexy
dude in the house.
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Hold that pucker.
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Hello. Hi, Cal. It's me, Steve.
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I've got the worst possible news.
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You're coming home?
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No.
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Gary sent a lot of flowers.
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Oh, my God. Arrest him.
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I thought exactly, but Omaha PD said it
wasn't a felony.
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Steve, are you spying on Laura again?
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sweet as a spring breeze.
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Oh, he's had a breath of sweet and
spring breezy and stuff.
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That's what you'll say to your dog after
you feed him Benny's biscuits.
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Never mind, Carl. False alarm.
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Steve, for the last time, I trust Laura.
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Now, please, leave her alone.
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Better yet, leave me alone.
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is soft and shiny your teeth are pearly
white
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ooh your breath is sweet like a spring
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breeze
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on here. Boys aren't allowed on this
floor. But I thought we were supposed to
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to the party together.
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Well, we are, but we were supposed to
meet there. Well, a true gentleman
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picks up his date.
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Come on in.
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Just for a minute.
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You look absolutely gorgeous.
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You look very handsome.
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Thank you. I wanted to look my best for
you. Well, you succeeded, except you're
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missing a button.
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Well, my heart was pounding so hard at
the thought of seeing you that...
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I guess it just popped off.
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Really?
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No, actually, I think it got caught in
the door.
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I like the first reason better. Do you
have the button? Oh, yeah, right here.
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I'll sew it back on for you.
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Wow, beautiful and domestic.
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This thing, this hotel, gives you a free
sewing kit.
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Yeah, and those little bottles of
shampoo, too.
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Yeah, and the cream rinse.
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I'm getting a bath. I'm there.
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I finally got your roll away. Oh, great.
Just put it over there.
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You know what?
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Of all the cheerleaders here, you are
the prettiest one.
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And of all the bellhops here, you've got
the best taste.
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You know,
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this is kind of nice.
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What is?
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Us being alone.
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I mean, we've never actually been alone.
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We're always on the bus or at practice
or with the other kids.
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You're right. This is kind of nice.
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You know, Laura...
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I've been wanting you to ask me out for
months too.
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See we have a lot in common.
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She'll lie down for one minute to take a
nap, and some overzealous Bill Hopps
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just... Steve, you were spying on me.
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Well, thank goodness somebody was. Look
what's going on here.
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Laura was just helping me.
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Oh, really?
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Well, it looked more like you were
helping yourself.
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Goodbye, Steve.
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No, I'm not coming anywhere.
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Steve, you followed me to Omaha, crawled
into a rollaway bed, and snuck into my
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room.
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in Chicago.
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And you know who they are. Big Guy and
Mrs. Big Guy.
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Oh, you remember them, don't you? Yes,
but... Now, the only reason why they let
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you come on this trip is because they
trust you. Why?
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They trust you.
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And that's it.
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Bet you can't do that.
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I thought he'd never leave.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Are you sure?
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Look, I know Steve Urkel is annoying,
but what he said is right, and I'm glad
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showed up when he did because I forgot
something.
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What's that?
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My parents trust me, and when they ask
me what I did this weekend, I don't want
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to have to lie.
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But, Laura, we haven't done anything.
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And I want to keep it that way.
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Look, Gary, I really like you.
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But we're alone in a hotel room.
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Yeah.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe we should take
the thing a little slower.
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I think that's a good idea.
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Laura Winslow, there's a party tonight.
And I'd be honored if you'd meet me
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there. Why don't you walk me there?
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