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My old Mario.
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Get out of here.
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Why are you all gussied up?
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Well, I'm going out with Lamont Drake.
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Oh, good.
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Does his parole officer know?
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Cute.
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Look, I don't want you scaring him off,
so make like a bakery truck and haul
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buns.
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Gotcha. I'm the invisible man.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I think I got a loose thread there. Let
me just...
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I'm
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just saying, man, here's your date.
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Good idea.
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I think I should leave.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. The love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see is a tower of dreams.
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The bigger love of the family.
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Tutti Frutti Crunch. Lots of little kids
at home, huh?
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Just one big one.
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Thank you.
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Did I do that?
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toy for your pretty face.
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Yeah, that's why I'm buying it.
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Excuse me, officer.
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I just saw a guy in the meat department
stuff a chicken under his shirt.
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Well, I guess I should go check it out.
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Yeah, well, be careful, Carl.
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What's he gonna do, hit me with a rump
roast?
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That'll be $67 .41.
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Oh, I'll pay for the penny.
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Attention, shopper!
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Give me all your cash.
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Now! You too. You, hand over your purse.
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Why, this is an outrage.
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That purse was an anniversary gift.
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Shut up!
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And give me your cash!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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You know, I'm beginning to think you
don't even have a cat.
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Come on, fork it over!
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What are you doing?
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My hand is stuck.
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What did General Douglas MacArthur say
when he left the Philippines?
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I'm hungry.
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No, he said, I shall return.
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No, I'm hungry. How about you?
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I thought you'd never ask. I shall
return.
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Hey,
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Ma! I need help with my lawn!
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Please.
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I'm sorry.
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I must have the wrong house.
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There's nobody as beautiful as you live
here.
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You must be Eddie.
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No, no, no, no, no. Don't move.
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I don't ever want to forget the way you
looked when I first saw you.
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Yep, you're definitely Eddie.
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I thought I knew all of Laura's friends.
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I'm Greta.
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Oh, hey, Greta.
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How come we never met? I've been away in
boarding school, but through a fair
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amount of whining, I convinced my dad to
let me go to public school my senior
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year. Well,
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this calls for a celebration.
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And it just so happens that I'm free
this Saturday.
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Couldn't get a date, huh?
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But I'd love to go out with you.
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Well, great.
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Then it's a date, baby.
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Oh, that must be my dad. He's picking me
up.
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Hi, precious.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Oh, man.
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You're the Dave L. McClure, owner of all
52 Mighty Weenies? 53. I just opened
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another one. Oh, man.
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The genie of weenies.
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He's in my house.
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I'm in his store at 31. I'm Eddie Wynn's
lover.
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Never heard of you.
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Daddy, Eddie and I are going out
Saturday night.
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If that's okay with you, sir.
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That's fine.
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Well, I'm going to say goodbye to Laura.
Okay.
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Don't be too long, precious. Okay.
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Listen, kid.
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That's my one and only daughter. She's
the most important person in the world
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me. Lay a hand on her and you're fired.
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Is that clear?
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As a bright and sunny day?
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Will you listen to this?
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According to eyewitnesses, Joey
Lutofsky's brother, Ricky, distracted a
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officer while Joey held up Alicia's
market.
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When asked why he didn't respond, the
officer replied, I was frisking a guy
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chicken.
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Don't feel bad.
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The important thing is that everyone's
okay.
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Mr. Winslow, we have to talk to you
right away.
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Come in.
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What's going on?
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My Stevie's life is in danger.
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What is it?
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Wait. I think I noticed someone looking
through my bedroom window.
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Well, Steve, what made you think it was
suspicious?
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It tried to run me over.
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Well, Steve, it might have been an
accident.
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Uh -uh. It backed up and tried again.
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Of course, there's one more tiny clue
that someone's after me.
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Dear nerd, you kept my brother busted.
When I catch you, I'm going to kill you
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dead.
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Now, if that's not a clue, my name isn't
Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse.
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Carl, you've got to do something.
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You're right.
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I'll call Wilson and Major Crimes Unit.
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Oh, I'm so scared.
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I don't know what I would do without my
little Chia Pet.
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Now, now, now, Bunny Break.
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You're my Shady Amour.
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The pretty little boy that I...
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Well, what's good news?
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Well, until Ricky the Top is caught,
Steve is going to be guarded around the
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clock. And what's the bad news?
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I'm one of the guards.
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That clown was planning.
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I don't mean to complain, but during the
slow dances, you could have held me a
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little closer.
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We were pretty close.
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Eddie, a waitress walked between us.
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I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be a
perfect gentleman.
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How am I doing?
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You're doing fine, but you're a little
uptight. You need to relax.
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All right. I'll try.
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I have a confession to make.
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From the moment I saw your lips, I knew
I had to kiss them.
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taking things slowly, that's all.
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, yeah.
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No,
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no, no, no.
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What's the rush?
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Eddie, I've been in an all -girls school
for three years, and I want to make up
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for lost time.
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with a great bod I'm a real person with
real feelings and
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besides you'll respect me more if we
wait you're right
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you're right let's just see how long you
can wait
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to go home and get some rest.
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Some rest? I got six kids at home.
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I'll see you later.
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Not if I see you first.
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Hey, big guy. Huh? Did you have any luck
finding that fellow Tomsky?
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Uh, no, Steve. I'm afraid not.
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No, we're not.
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Are you sure?
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Trust me, I looked it up.
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If you don't feel you can do the same,
then I feel as a friend.
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Okay.
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Steve, I have lost my edge.
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I mean, it's over.
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My cop sense is gone.
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I don't understand.
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Well, because of me, you and Harry were
put in danger.
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I mean, how can I fall for a line like,
there's somebody stealing chickens?
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I'm just going to get them too old for
this.
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Oh, nonsense.
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Why, you're a hip -hop, tip -top cop.
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You always have been and you always will
be.
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I don't know, Steve.
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I just don't know.
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Well, don't you worry. I'm going to
cheer you up.
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I'm impressed.
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It is hot in here, and I'm on fire.
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Excuse me?
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Daddy, what are you doing here?
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Apparently, arriving in the nick of
time. Get in the car.
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But, Daddy... Greta, get in the car.
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No. What?
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Didn't I warn you not to put any moves
on my daughter? You're fired.
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What? You heard me, and I'm going to
check your time cards, too.
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You can't fire him.
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He didn't put the moves on me. I put the
moves on him.
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What? All my life, you've told me what
to do. You wouldn't let me date. You
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me a 10 o 'clock curfew, and you sent me
away in an all -girls school.
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Well, I'm tired of it. I did all those
things because I love you.
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Uh, with all due respect...
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I have to agree, you are just a tad bit
overprotective.
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You're fired.
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What are you still doing here?
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This is my parents' house.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, right.
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Daddy, you're holding on too tight.
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And instead of getting closer to me,
you're pushing me away.
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Precious, you... You have been gone for
a long time.
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Maybe we should sit down and have a
serious talk.
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I'd like that.
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You know what I'd like?
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What?
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My job back.
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You got it.
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Great.
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You know what I want?
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What? To see you again.
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You got it.
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Come on, let's go home and...
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And have a talk.
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Okay.
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Eddie, I had a really good time tonight.
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Cool.
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Well, now that I know it's okay for me
to see you again, there's something I'd
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like to give you.
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What's that?
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This.
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Surprise, kid.
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So you want to squeal on my brother,
huh?
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I'll give you something to squeal about.
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Hey, who sneezed on that thing?
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Tell you what.
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Today's victim's choice.
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How do you want to die?
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I can throw you out the window, drown
you in the sink, or blow your brains
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Can we possibly add old age?
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goodbye to Miller, I said, I'll see you
later. And he said, okay.
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So?
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Steve, I've known Miller for years.
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And every time we see each other, I say,
I'll see you later. He says, not if I
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see you first.
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Holy moly!
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You got all that from one word?
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Oh, big guy, you haven't lost your age.
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Now, you're still a great cop.
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Wow, Steve, I...
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Guess you're right. I still got the
stuff, huh?
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