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All right, well, 100, uh -huh.
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Well, I hope that he just sat off the
shot, but he took the three himself.
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There were three minutes left. Orlando
isn't out of it. In and out.
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Bulls trying to inbound the ball. The
Magic goes to the full court.
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We've got one heck of a game here.
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Heck of a game, huh?
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Another Chicago Mischief in this game to
be headed for O .K., baby.
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Speaking of Mischiefs, Bulls had 12
turnovers so far. The Magic is...
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You love your son, Edward.
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Love Edward, huh?
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You're always happy to loan him money.
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Some money, huh?
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Lots of money.
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Lots of money, all right.
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I'm sorry I woke you. Oh, that's okay.
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You know, son, I've got this strange
urge to tell you that I love
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you.
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Well, I love you too, Dad.
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For some reason, I feel like I want to
talk about money.
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Well, let's talk about it. What's up?
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You owe me a hundred bucks.
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you wake up, you'll loan him some money.
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Amateur.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. A loving tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of every
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scene.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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That's luné. It's French.
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Alfred, you have wonderful news.
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Take it away, Alfred.
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Carl? Henriette? That's Harriet.
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That's what I said.
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Cupid has finally unleashed his arrow
and has hit the bullseye of my heart.
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betrothed.
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Well, congratulations, Mr. Looney.
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That's luné.
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It's French.
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You must be thrilled. Oh, I am.
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It's written all over my face.
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So, who's the lucky lady?
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Sharon.
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What's her last name?
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Gee, I don't know.
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I'll have to remember to ask her.
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Tell him how you met her. Oh, it's so
romantic.
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Wow. A couple of weeks ago, I was behind
her at the supermarket in the 10 items
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or less line, and I noticed she had 11
items. So I offered to take her dress
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shields.
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Then we got to talking, and it turned
out we have a lot in common.
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Well, do you like the same kind of
restaurants?
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Restaurants, okay.
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Well, let me just say, va -va -va -voom.
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Well, have you made any plans?
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Oh, yes. I've asked Steve to be my best
man.
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And I'll be the bestest best man ever.
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And, Carl, I'd like you to give me away.
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Well, you usually give away the bride.
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Oh. Well, then how about you pay for the
wedding?
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How'd I just be an usher?
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Deal.
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Cheap, isn't he, Mariette?
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That's, uh, Harriet.
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That's what I said.
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I'm getting married in the morning.
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Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime.
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Girls come and kiss me.
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Sound how you miss me.
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But get me to the church.
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Get me to the church.
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For Pete's sake.
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are we going to see Seal, but we've got
great seats. Yes, 11th row center.
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Gee, I wonder if he'll notice me.
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Of course, you'll be sitting next to me.
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Well, I'd like to thank you, Seal pups,
for inviting me along.
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Oh, Mari, you don't have to thank us.
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I didn't think so either, but Stephen
insisted.
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He and I decided we both need to start
fostering same -sex friendships.
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And don't forget, we're staying
overnight.
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Yeah, who wants to drive all the way
back from Toledo the same night?
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Besides, we'll be too tired from
screaming, I love you, Theo.
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You sure it's cool with your folks if
you stay overnight?
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Yeah, well, I'll have to ask, but I'm
sure it won't be a problem.
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All right, well, I'll call you later.
All right.
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Bye, y 'all.
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Theo is the sexiest man in the world.
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Uh, second sexiest?
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You forgot about Steven.
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I've got the greatest news in the world.
You're going to cook dinner for the
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rest of my life.
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Chloe, me and the girls got tickets to
see Seal.
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Oh, honey, that's wonderful. That's
terrific.
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I'm happy for you.
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Who's Seal?
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You know, Seal.
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Just picture a thinner Luther Vandross.
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Ooh, I got your neck.
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Don't worry. After the concert, we'll be
right back the next morning.
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The next morning.
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You're staying overnight?
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Uh -huh. The concert's in Toledo.
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Oh. Well, that brings me to my next
question.
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What's that?
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Are you out of your mind?
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There's no way in the world you're
traveling all the way to Toledo and then
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staying overnight in some motel.
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Well, why not?
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Because it's too far. But, Mom, Mom, do
you know how tough it was to get those
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tickets? Do you know how tough it was to
get you to 16?
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You're just going to have to wait until
Wallace comes to Chicago.
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rafting trip is going to be fun.
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I'm not so sure.
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My uncle got sent up the river and he
didn't like it one bit.
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No, Waldo, that's prison.
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Oh, that explains it. I thought 4665 was
his nickname.
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That's kind of personal, don't you
think?
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Actually, we're planning our four -day
river rafting trip in Canada.
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Oh, I envy you two.
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You guys are going to have a great time.
We're planning on it. We even invited
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some buddies along.
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Oh, yeah? Who?
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Just a few of the guys.
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You don't really know them.
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all the way to Canada for four days with
some guys you don't even know, but
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you're not going to let me go to Toledo
for one night with friends you've known
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for years?
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Oh, Waldo, I think we better go. It's
getting kind of ugly in here.
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Eddie, they're your parents. For God's
sake, show some respect.
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This isn't fair. Why are you treating me
differently?
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Is it because Eddie's older?
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Well, that's part of it.
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You can't possibly be saying he's more
mature. He still blows...
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Well, it's just that... Go ahead, Carl.
You tell her.
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Well, honey, there's nothing left to do
but to just say it.
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It's because Eddie's a boy and you're a
girl.
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What?
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I cannot believe I heard those words
from my own father.
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Can you believe that, Ma?
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Well, actually, honey, I agree with him.
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I didn't mean this.
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Sweetheart, it's not that we don't trust
you. It's just that, well, there are a
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lot of kooks, crazies, and weirdos out
there who are ready to take advantage of
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young girls.
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Honey, your father's right.
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Well, whatever happened to I could do
anything.
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I could be anything.
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Being a girl shouldn't stop me from
becoming whatever I want.
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Well, well, oh, that's true.
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Yeah, yeah, it just comes later.
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Sorry I wasn't a boy, Ma.
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Would have made things a lot easier.
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Well, Andy, today's a big day.
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You look cool as a cucumber.
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Aren't you nervous?
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No way.
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You want to feel how dry my armpits are?
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Well, I think we'll save that honor for
the bride.
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Yeah. You gotta save something for the
honeymoon.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Hello, Reverend. Hello, hello.
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Are we ready to begin?
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Let her rip.
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I had no idea you were the bride.
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Boy, you dropped some serious weight.
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You look great, too.
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Have you been working out?
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A little.
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Why didn't you ever call?
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I tried, but your phone was
disconnected.
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Oh, I moved.
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I sent you a card. I never got it.
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Want to go get a cup of coffee?
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Well, I'm, uh... I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
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Oh, but why not?
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Whoa!
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That's why I... I love her so much.
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She's so spontaneous.
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Poor Alfred.
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Dumped at the altar.
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He's got to be heartbroken.
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Devastated. Beyond emotional repair.
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Steve, look, Mr.
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Looney... It's Looney.
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It's French.
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He's upset now, but in time, his wounds
will heal.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my. Oh, my, my,
my, my. What's wrong?
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The groom's up on the steeple.
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I'm going to call 911.
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He's what?
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The groom's on the steeple, and he says
he's going to jump. He's what? The
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groom's on the steeple, and he says he's
going to jump.
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Alfred, what's Sam Ellington doing up
here?
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My bride -to -be just dumped me, and I'm
a little distraught.
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Mr. Looney, please.
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That's looney.
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Come on.
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Why don't we go get some hum?
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That's what Sharon is doing with that
hum.
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I make tea. Let's go get some tea.
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I'm not going anywhere except... Steve,
let me get by you.
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So tomorrow could actually be worse than
today.
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Can
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we
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please talk about this on solid ground?
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Nothing to talk.
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two came to save me.
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I don't want to fall.
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You guys risked your own life to keep me
from ending mine.
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The least I can do is care enough to go
on with my life.
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And just like you said, who knows what
tomorrow will bring.
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Everything okay up here, Lieutenant?
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Oh, yeah, everything's fine, officer.
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There?
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good to see you you look great in that
uniform you don't think it makes me look
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a little masculine not with a bod like
that care to join me for
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a cup of coffee i'd love to okay
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list of more fun things i'm not allowed
to do listen honey i talked it over with
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your father and we've decided that we
were being very unfair letting eddie go
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canada and not letting you go to toledo
we're sorry so can i go
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no we're not letting eddie go to canada
i'm just
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teasing you can go thank you mom thank
you you know i used to think i was a
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liberated woman but sometimes i still
think like my parents i think it's time
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that i dragged myself into the 20th
century well that's great seeing this
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gonna be over in a few years wait wait
wait wait you have to promise to take
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something with you though what this
cellular phone now you have to keep it
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you at all times you have any trouble
call her i promise i will now i want you
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to give me a call as soon as you get
there don't speak to strangers And most
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important of all, never use a public
toilet.
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